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Politics › Re: Lagos APC Mocks Funke Akindele’s Nomination, Says PDP Is Unserious by jehoha696(m): 10:42am On Jul 13, 2022
Mayb till after the death of Tinubu before any party can take ova lasgidi from @apcnig...,cuz as it is,even @pdpnig neva even ready self...,watin concern Jenifa with being deputy gov'nor of lagos state,she for contest ward chairman first... Pdp don fall my hand.
Crime › Re: Open University Student Shot Dead By Suspected Cultists In Kwara by jehoha696(m): 8:31am On Jul 13, 2022
The Corpse of the victim has been deposited for autopsy.

Naija police no sabi lie..just imagine "The Corpse of the victim has been deposited for autopsy" which yeye autopsy, body wey dem keep make pple wey get body cum bail am..
Check diz stuff wella,naw cuz of to cum carry dead body make the police pple cum,nd not to rush cum solve any pros
Sports › Re: Dis ASUU Strike No Dey Touch Una?: Ahmed Musa asks politicians with kids abroad by jehoha696(m): 6:19pm On Jul 12, 2022
HopeNeverDies:
Damnnn!!!!! In saner countries; a very good % of Budget is allocated to the Educational sector... but here in Nigeria ... it’s a deep shit!!

It shall never be well with our old and present leaders!! May they all die by Cancer.


Wtf? This ASUU is asking for the right thing. No conducive Learning Environment!!... with the help of God that opened today... these selfish leaders will die miserably...
Even if dey allocate more than half the budget to education,pple wey go chop nd lick am dry still dey the corridor of power.
Business › Re: Elon Musk Replies Twitter Lawsuit Threat With A Meme Tweet[Pictures] by jehoha696(m): 6:04pm On Jul 12, 2022
Abeg i wan buy Nigeria nd all its politicians
Crime › Re: EFCC Operatives Invade Ikorodu Hotel, "Torture" Guests And Staff by jehoha696(m): 7:44pm On Jul 11, 2022
Nothing eva works in diz kwatry...lyk d owner of d hotel nor manager no get mouth b dat,but in a sane kwatry nothing lyk diz happens
Crime › Re: Danfo Driver Strips Naked, Excretes Into His Palm, Smears LASTMA Official’s Head by jehoha696(m): 7:38pm On Jul 11, 2022
SAMBARRY:
shocked

Really? What of cow excreta or dung? lipsrsealed
. I dont know about dat,but just know dat if sumone places cow dung on ur door post,on purpose,then somethin is wronh
Crime › Re: Danfo Driver Strips Naked, Excretes Into His Palm, Smears LASTMA Official’s Head by jehoha696(m): 7:45am On Jul 10, 2022
SAMBARRY:
sorry please educate me.does that agberos actions have any spiritual implications? I thought he just did that out of anger and frustration? Please enlighten me
That guy really know some atom of spiritual mata using human excrete, one of the worst nd deadly weapon evil nd devilish men use in fiting is d use of excrete, you might think it's nothing,but pls its something,weneva u wake up & notice a "shit" in your door post,please dont step on it,(but incase you mistakly step on it,consult d nearest spiritual solution) evn if its in front of your shop,abeg no try use am pack am ooo....dats all men can say.SPIRITUAL THINGS RE HIDDEN MATAZ.
Foreign Affairs › Re: The Sky Turns Green In South Dakota, USA ( Pics, Video) by jehoha696(m): 12:01am On Jul 10, 2022
Make somethin lyk diz or similar to this happen for naija,lagos precisely..., i juz wan check & confirm something
Celebrities › Re: Fans Demand For A Refund After Waiting For Kizz Daniel For Over 5hours by jehoha696(m): 6:36pm On Jul 08, 2022
Some people feel cuz dey re kinda closed to you,so dey can call on you anytime for help nd expecting u to always immediately respond to dem....
Celebrities › Re: Fans Demand For A Refund After Waiting For Kizz Daniel For Over 5hours by jehoha696(m): 6:35pm On Jul 08, 2022
I wuldnt blam kizz daniel,till me hear from him,wat if he's pic was juz put dere to promote/hype d show,i blame d event maanager,...one hotel for my area don put my pic for banner nd neva knew till the very day of d show via my bestie who saw d pic nd told me about it,it was lyk three hours before show,d guy hosting the show now called me informin & begging me to cum Dj dat my pic is dere... kiss who does that?? huh
Sports › Re: Blatter And Platini Acquitted On Charges Of Defrauding FIFA by jehoha696(m): 6:28pm On Jul 08, 2022
Finally....,will dey sure fifa for d trash??
Crime › Re: Danfo Driver Strips Naked, Excretes Into His Palm, Smears LASTMA Official’s Head by jehoha696(m): 7:11pm On Jul 07, 2022
That lastma official should jejely consult any sure mfm deliverance pastor or minister close to him,to avoid pple writin #Rip on ur pic next seven days,i don yarn my own....ANYWAY I STILL CUM IN PEACE.
Politics › Re: Why Kaduna Train Attackers Invaded Kuje Prison – Sources by jehoha696(m): 5:03pm On Jul 07, 2022
If oga official tailor still dey kuje,abeg make we see d video,so intelligency report was given, but as usual u gat drop something for police station b4 ipo go release him boiz...,i swear down naija naw real casting..., No pros God save d angel wey bring me cum naija say me no go make heaven,if not i for put am for him body woto woto
Fashion › Re: Stephanie Nkechinyere Chukwuemeka Wins 2022 Miss Port Harcourt City Pageant. by jehoha696(m): 10:00pm On Jul 06, 2022
Gud luck to her,if naw normal win,cuz some go don tender dere pussy to every manager dere.
Romance › Re: Church Gives Certificate Of Virginity To Ladies After Test In South Africa (Pics by jehoha696(m): 9:46pm On Jul 06, 2022
Abeg which one beta, the virginity test or character test....,some go form virgin still be expert for Mouth Gig,virgin gal wey don suck dick pass PAMELA ANDERSON
Politics › Re: Abba Kyari Moved Out Of Kuje Prisons After Terror Attack by jehoha696(m): 9:28pm On Jul 06, 2022
Who get the full video abeg?
Politics › Re: Soldiers Incharge Of Kuje Prison Were Removed 24 Hours Before Attack – Vanguard by jehoha696(m): 9:24pm On Jul 06, 2022
Hope no innocent life was lost,that's all dat mataz nd dats all me care, if soldiers waste lyk 30 bokoharam i for declare three days public holiday for govt nd private workers, but as e no happen,imma declare d sit at home oly in eastern states
Education › Re: Four Things You Will Miss In Nigeria If You Study Abroad. by jehoha696(m): 6:45pm On Jul 06, 2022
The oly thing i will miss is my FLIGHT TO COME BACK TO STUDY IN NIGERIA
Politics › Re: President Buhari Visits Kuje Prisons by jehoha696(m): 6:37pm On Jul 06, 2022
The president special convoy was attacked, kuje witnessed prison break right in the federal capital territory..., wonder what's next,pmb should @lest use d remainin days b4 he packs out to @lest put smiles on our face nd give us reason to vote his political party
Food › Re: Lagos Residents Consume N4.5bn Food Daily by jehoha696(m): 12:56am On Jul 06, 2022
Who read d write up finish,or una read half begin comment, some naw juz oly headings dem read...anyway dere's God,if my grandparents survived the friendly war btw gowon followers nd Ojukwu loyal boiz,me nd my huz hold go survive diz nd more.
Crime › Re: Police Arrest Bull For Killing Woman In Kenya by jehoha696(m): 9:40pm On Jul 05, 2022
What next for the bull...,if naw Nigeria,esp lasgidi..,hmmm..,u know naw,bull go don add up to stomach infrastructure.
Celebrities › Re: Chuks D'General Walks Out Of Event As Host Invites Josh2Funny Before Him by jehoha696(m): 3:43pm On Jul 05, 2022
Pride goeth before a bottomless fall...,but i wuldnt conclude nor judge,cuz diz bloggers can lie die
Politics › Re: Beatrice Nwanneka Ekweremadu In HMP Bronzefield Prison, UK (Pictures) by jehoha696(m): 3:33pm On Jul 05, 2022
If dey all haz collectively join hands in building our health system,diz wouldn't av happened to him,i wish america & europe will ban our ministers,senators, nd doz in power from cuming dere countries wen eva dey fell sick huh ,But i know its not possible, cuz dey self dey follow gain from d money via d taxes wey doz hospitals pay.
Career › Re: I Want To Quit My N2k Job Per Day To Start Riding Keke by jehoha696(m): 6:15pm On Jul 04, 2022
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] relate with any sure keke man,ask am as e dey go,esp d buying of union tickets,..then make beta mechanic,as in keke mechanic wey soji him work wella follow u go buy d 2nd hand keke,make u no buy keke,wey mechanic go use u chop woto woto,wey go make u dump d keke as scrab
Health › Re: Natural Solution To Hair Loss, Stunted Growth, Dandruff, Itchy Scalp Etc (pics) by jehoha696(m): 5:54pm On Jul 04, 2022
Abeg who clicked & watched d video,kindly share nor drop d procedures,cuz la link,no work for me[color=#990000][/color]
Education › Re: Nollywood Actor 'AGUBA' Is Homeless (Photos) by jehoha696(m): 9:59am On Jul 04, 2022
I really dont av much to say,same way i saw one,selling pork meat close to the hotel,where me lodge,i really dont know what's wrong with our old celebs,its lyk the fame get in2 dem nd dey careless spend deir "cash/peanuts"
Sports › Re: Full List Of Nominees For CAF Awards 2022 (Photos) by jehoha696(m): 5:59pm On Jun 30, 2022
Two nominee .....naija don cast
Politics › Re: Insecurity: Amotekun Moves To Enforce Installation Of CCTV In Ondo by jehoha696(m): 8:06am On Jun 30, 2022
Lol....cctv wen electric no stable nd d solar powered own cost about 50+,...remember dey must station sumbody dere to always keep watch,we have no facial recognition in diz kwatry,abeg how CCtv wan take work self?
Politics › Re: Ibrahim Oloriegbe: 17 Delegates Refunded Money I Gave Them by jehoha696(m): 7:58am On Jun 30, 2022
Money for logistics"....
Who diz one dey deceive,ifa hear dem return am..,doz days in ss3 class b4 waec we were asked to pay #5000 for logistic,..(If you know, you know)... Still yet some pple wey no get expo,teachers no refund d money back,even doz wey fail,no see shi shi collect... (Watin go don go) God pass all of una combined 2geda
Science/Technology › Re: Why Do Caribbean Lizards Look Better Looking Than African Lizards by jehoha696(m): 9:48am On Jun 29, 2022
Ilamina:
Even their iguana, looks so sexy

They look like chameleons
Lizard lookin #sexy?.....Ha! Egbon naw so?
Sports › Re: Blessing Awodibu Visits Nigeria (VIDEO) by jehoha696(m): 8:20pm On Jun 28, 2022
Davido no get 6pack but check out
Mark zucker of facebook no get muscle,but babe dey cntrl
Buhari no evn fit do 5 push ups,but......(i no talk cuz of dss)
Tinubu no evn fit jog for 6secs,but baba wan bcum next presido,nd he's the fada & owner of Lagos.....
Abeg make una first,let money build you,use cash build urself
Celebrities › Re: Tems Wins Best International Act At The BET Awards 2022 by jehoha696(m): 9:29am On Jun 27, 2022
Does she really deserve it,or it was her collaboration with whizkid dat gave her d limelight not oly to been nominated,but also to av won d award,anyway i wish her all d best.#Naija to dworld
Fela
2baba
Wizkkid
Davido
Burnaboy
Fireboy

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