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elmagnifico411:
This not a case of iron hand, bro.. just read d chats again, you'd see that u didn't try. I could see a downcasted guy behind those message, and the way u were responding... O lawd. For your own good, please, Don't talk to that girl again. delete her number. Even if she calls or tries to check on u, just down play the whole thing and let her know it's all gone and you've moved on. See ehn, ladies no dey like who dey beg Dem oh.. Dem go use u catch Cruise wella.. but once u show sey u u Don't give a hoot, den Dem go begin reason one or two.. I know what I'm talking about.

I really get ur point bro,not my fault juz dat i love her for nothing,bro me no dey reason babes mata,i no dey even send dem cuz a dj wey me b nd i dey play wella for strippers club for lasgidi(igando) nd being a csc student,pussy plenty to Bleep,but d koko b say,i juz lyk diz babe nd me no ready to loose her,fine i begged her cuz i no wan lose her,i no dey settle with one babe,but since February wey she cum my way,me no dey send anybabe again,i get reason y me begged her,i get reason why i dey fall mumu,but blieve me naw with tym,once dat tym pass,me no send her again,i just lyk her for nothing....

Iya sukura wey b say evn jaabo wey boiz go order to settle her #1500 for one eva rubber container,she no go gree go accept transfer,naw e-naira,naija no just balance,lyk anybody go just wake up then introduce trash,afta embellzment of raw cash,i no blame dem,nothin bothers dem,family dey yankee,everything dey within dere reach.

elmagnifico411:
What's wrong with guy? AsweArigad, u can never get that girl again! All u posted there was bullshit, and you're still calling ubunja for help. Delete her number! Don't be any friend! Just go your way. Chai, there's nothing in u that shoes you're a man from what I just read. I'm so pissed right now. Kilode, when una wan begin get sense? It's shows clearly u messed up in that relationship hence d break up. She needed a man, but u showed her you're a sissy. No woman should date u for now, for your own good.

How did me mess up,so every breakup was cuz d guy messed up? ,She needed iron hand,but mayb cuz i was brought up not to see relationship as a #slave & #master relationship,so me pet nd took doz bull shits from her more than me deserve guy how am i a "sissy"?

Nothing sweet pass to drink from my eva water bottle (#150) or the refill,or beta still naw to buy sachet water #40,pour am inside my customized tecno drinking/feeding bootle(flask)....
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I think all doz re just for advrt purpose or clot chasing, diz guys can do anything to remain relevant in d spot show,its part of showbiz

Nothing wey size of dick no go cost,guy i will advice u acquire more money to build ur own house with a private swimming pool,me no dey evn fancy those public swimming pool,i prefer make i swimming for doz village waters & rivers

@apcng still blaming @gej....,
If d past government spoiled things, can't the present one correct & set things properly,abeg instead of buhari & apc casting blames,make dem shake body try fix nd do things beta than Jonathan & pdp...

Persephone1:
What has he been 'reading' ? definitely not a book on Grammar! This is so terrible!

Who ??

Village pple juz sat down,planned diz mata & it went wella....Imagine taking kids to adult swimming pool,imagine no adult all round supervision, imagine allowing the kids to sit at d tip/edge of d pool,the kids will love d feeling of using dere legs to play with the water,BUT ....,the club/hotel has a cctv installed,but nobody to man it....hmmmm..,now wahala for the entire school staffs,parents & kids....,cuz govt might ban the school for negligence....the mata fit still touch d pool,a young kid drowning inside the pool,aje i no swim again.

Oga presido the traveller, mayb he's thinking of settling at #UAE,when he's tenure retires, mr presido the traveller,or mayb he went there to goan reason with him on loan matters, election dey corner,presido go need money to sponsor him anointed candidate.

I really dont know much about d guy,he might be innocent,or even at d wrong place at the wrong time, but d koko b say police don nab am,dey don show am for public view, make snr men for the industry, press one or few buttons make dem release d guy,sharply..., NO JUST PRAY MAKE STUPID,ILLITERATE, USELESS OVERZEALOUS POLICE CATCH YOU FOR CORNER,baba go even hang fowl neck for ur neck,say naw u kill d persn turn turn am to fowl

money121:
U No Holy Pass


Hey, some people be acting like they know it all
Hey-uh, some people be acting like they know it all
Hey-oh-ai, some people be acting like they know it all
Oh-oh, ooh-ooh

See, see, see this type of thing wey we dey feel
Before you know you don dey wan dey start to dey kolo small
I no go lie we feel these things for real
Some people no believe am and e bring about dem own downfall
Face reality and you will see that it pays nobody
To be feeling that they all and all


Try to visualize what I feel, and then I bet what you'll see
Would be a picture of a guarding wall
If you try to push am down, try to enter the town
Try to see wetin dey happen around
Na so dem go dey bring you down
Before you know you go dey for six feet under the ground, oh-oh-oh

Some be acting that they know it all
When everybody knows that people rise and fall
Some rise up again just to stand up tall
And wiser and stronger
But no matter how long you live, you cannot learn it all
You go only do your best, because you no go fit do all
So if you want to criticize me, talk small small
'Cause you no holy pass my brother
You no holy pass, my sister
Ooh-ooh

Hmm, some people when they see a wrong thing
They will start complaining
Until the complaining will turn into shouting
Anytime them see a wrong thing
They continue shouting
Until the shouting turn to traditional shouting
But dem try to correct a thing
They will start to thinking

Until the thinking make depression start to set in
Make dem feel like outcast in the society dem live in
Because they lose dem sense of belonging
But they would try to push am more, try to open every door
When negativity doesn't make it certain
So when dem try to stop the complaining and the shouting
Dem no go fit because e don be spiritual something
People take advantage of dem dream, 'cause dem realizing

Say this people lost dem spirit of fighting
So dem start to use your head, use am like dustbin
All the problem of the nation they be dumping in them head
Slavery will start to set in like Amistad
Boy, I know say you seen the making
How them start to do almost anything for almost nothing
'Cause instinctively dem need surving
But the scavengers would drain them all
They will push them to the floor
And to collect all the people them belonging
But like a goat that has pushed to the wall
We already ready to start to do the fighting
So we a go gun them down
Run them all around, me a go chase them outta we town
I sabi we go gun down
Before them go know dem go dey for six feet under the ground, eh

Some be acting that they know it all
When everybody knows that people rise and fall
Some rise up again just to stand up tall
And wiser and stronger
But no matter how long you live, you cannot learn it all
You go only do your best because you no go fit do all
So if you want to criticize me, talk small small
'Cause you no holy pass my brother

You no holy pass my sister
Some people be acting that they know it all
When everybody knows that people rise and fall
Some rise up again just to stand up tall
And wiser and stronger
But no matter how long you live, you cannot learn it all

You go only do your best because you no go fit do all
So if you want to criticize me, talk small small
'Cause you no holy pass my brother

Pple wey go wan judge am i.e righteousness & co,dat song is truly for dem

Can sum1 please help me call on @Ubunja or draw his attention here,his elderly advice will be needed here.

I just have this recent conversation with my "ex", she opted for friends with benefit,but me refused,while we were still on that an issue came up,instead of directly acknowledging it...check what she said

The blue eyes for me,but the parents just have to be careful with her,@lest a steady optician,our kind of naija delta harsh sun,no favour doz eyes..Anyway am trippin for the eyes,,,haplly bufday young blue eyes

Ubunja can u inbox me your whatsapp number pls,guy i go lyk b ur padi

Ok we don hear,what else??

You sure no b skit,how real is this vid

Certain times i read you guys comment,on how you treat ladies,am.sorry to say i think majority of the female gender loves a hardened guy, a guy who will not oly dominate on the sofa but all around them,a guy who will shout,scream,never take nonsense always dominating, for real they never like a guy who will pamper them,understand them,respect them nor consider them,they prefer a guy who they will always "fearfully respect"..., A guy who's always ready to dump there arse,who doesnt care much about them....
I really what to be that very guy,with all the loving, caring,understanding & " acting like mumu" just to please them,what have i gotten other than heart break,been taken for granted,imagine my "GF" shouting at me in a public setting,imagine calling me fool,senseless nd down grading me cuz i ran errand for her,imagine calling me names,"i don chop insult" tire...,any little mistake or misyarn insult & shouting comes to play,IS IT NOW A CRIME TO OVER LOVE A LADY,AM NOT USED TO SHOUTING NOR PUTTIN FEAR ON LADIES,i might be hard outwardly,i might be rugged,i might appear bad, but for real i dont want to act those on my lady,BUT RIGHT NOW ENOUGH IS ENOUGH....CAN SUMONE GUIDE ME ON HOW TO KILL MY "MUMU BUTTON"

Dude relationship mata no b your mate,i can relate anyway, d koko b say u lyk d babe,& she's really taking advantage of dat love nd u aren't ready to lose her..., but for her to still save her ex number lyk dat,bro she's yet to get ova d guy, she left d guy to please her parents(but diz part get as e be sha) not cuz she didnt love d guy,she might love u,but still to get ova her ex,give her more tym,confront her with d issue,....but what did she use in saving ur number

Who remember dat nursery prayer rthym "Some have food,but can not eat,some can eat,but have no food"...��� Oh Lord God please give me food nd mouth to chop d food & more money to feed d hungry mouths around me.....We just get big luck for diz country,cuz if naw naija,aje ordinary man go don finish naw oly #UGM,#BANDITS,#TERROISTS #ABUJA HIGH PROFILE POLITICIANS GO REMAIN

He cant love dem all equally, baba go still dey garve one pass d oda...,i will lyk to see his sex schedule,abi naw tym table self

I juz pray make witchy pple no see u initiate sha,cuz u go use para finish all young & rich blood for ur village.

Where all dix guns dey pass enta self....finally aboki don turn d hustle(kidnapping) to persnal work,naw dem dey lead for d map self..�

You no plan to chop am,then y kill it....���,u juz shed an innocent blood,if d foot soldiers & animal extremist cum for ur head & body lynching, remember "one gud turn dserves anoda".

I comment my reserve, but soon d whole eastern part of #Naija will b dry than desert..., make una continue, but diz guys started with trying to fite for the liberation of the igbo's(biafra)...,but since d main objective has been corrupted, can sum1 pls call diz #vampires to order,...If oly the pple sponsoring diz #UGM will put dere energy nd money in2 proper gud use, i dont think any1 will be clamouring for division

Aporophobia &
thaasophobia✌️

imran90:
Something is not clear here, you have paid 60k already to the agent. You are now here on nairaland again for advice, forget the 60k and squat with your friends

Yea,possible i can still retrieve the money from the agent

Hello guys,am bringing this matter up in here to solicit for you guys advice,cuz am really kinda confused.
Am a young guy who just entered the 30's,currently working as a student teacher nd also a full time professional dj,initially i was staying in an apartment till my landlady first daughter who had a problem with her inlaws came back to the compound & start venting her annoyance on the whole tenant(lyk say naw we cus her separation) her mom the landlady isn't also epping mataz(una wey don leave for hus wey landlord/lady dey stay go undastand)...To cut long story short,she asked me to leave telling the court that she want to renovate the room(but all naw lamba)..,right now am currently staying in the hotel where me work,cus i dont really have time to go home pending on when my three months quit notice will expire,i closes from school by 3pm & resume at the hotel by 4pm..without any off day..(TO CUT LONG STORY SHORT) My galfriend who later decided to turn to "FWB" (friends with benefit) [me no agree with the FWB with her] suggested i cut cost nd look for any of my friend to squat with, her suggestion is ok,cuz the oly time i might have chance is during school holidays & saturday/sunday morning,but to avoid "see finish" nd also little side insults am not really buying to her suggestion..But presently am confused,i have seen the new apartment (a single room) #90k everything,have given the agent #60k to balance #30k soon...
SHOULD I PAY THE BALANCE & GET THE APARTMENT or SQUAT WITH A FRIEND...but for how long will i squat with a friend,i started residing alone since 2016,till few of my pals joined me 2018 & naw dem cuz issue btw i & my landlady,going back to squat after residing alone,get as e b...����.....
PLEASE ADVICE

Sorry to say,but itz eida d lady killed herself,or the devil used d man to cut d the wonderful life of his wife very short

Cum wey diz guy cum & kwatinue ooo,or shey d snake wey swallow money for jamb office don swallow u����

Afta reading all the comments on page(1)....i cant juz help but laff...get it or not nothing is eva secured in the internet world...even iphone self...,guys dey bypass pass am wella,not to talk of redmi apk powered phone....����....it is eida doz guys for #niger naw real #fulani wey no sabi anything than to roar d forest with cows or u dey hide d real info from us.