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drnairalov:
give ur life tu christ


This just happened at the U.S embassy

An Igbo man was interviewed at a US
Embassy.

CONSUL: Ur name, please?
ZUBBY: ZUBBY OZOIGBONDU

CONSUL: Sex?
ZUBBY: 6 times a week.



CONSUL: I mean, male or female?
ZUBBY: Both male nd female. Sometimes
even camel ooo


CONSUL: Holy cow!
ZUBBY: Yes, cows n dogs, too.
CONSUL: Man, isn't dat hostile?


ZUBBY: Horsestyle, doggie style, any style!
CONSUL: Oh dear!
ZUBBY: No deer,...They run too fast,

This is even funnier!!! Rtflmao

vedd:
All these igbo people just dey deceive themself.
South-south is not part of your madness. You are on your own!

They should declare whatever sovereign Identity they want without delay. Let's see how cohesive they become, and the states/ethnic group that they will try to force into their idiotic rebellion.

These plonkers are busy isolating themselves and creating more enemies for themselves at a time when sensible people are working hard to build bridges and workable national alliances.

R u b b i s h !!!

You are a big fooool! Remain in Lagos and be claiming SS. The real SS people have spoken.
I am happy that finally they have come to realize that the Nigerian state as presently constituted is intended to marginalize the SE/SS region.
I am totally in support of the move! Even if it means taking up arms to bring this lugardian slave dungeon to her knees, I am fully in!
Idiaaats!

LORETA:
hmmm you guys are saying there are much of unmarried womaen .and i am here looking for a wife...(am over 30)..well i would blame them.........my friend tried match mate me with two working class girls..one works in the air-port.......................we only saw twice in five days..and she started telling me how her fan and sleeping foam needs to be change.,,,how she is so broke that ATM didnt pay her....ladies..how do u expect me to feel...the other girl had her own story after one week.......its feels so bad i tell u

Your problem is that you are looking for a working class lady! Seems you are broke?

What real men do is hustle for money, acquire much of it and then look for a young girl (aka onu ugu) and marry her. That way you can be able to put her under control. Only the broke ones look for working class ladies!

Stillfire:
There are more men than women in Nigeria. There would be more men in Nigeria not married than women unless you want to claim some dodgy statistics now. I guess focusing on women is more catchy when we talk about marriage . The economy is not viable enough for marriage so more Nigerian men than women are not getting married either.

Suitors will always come, so Nigerian women in Nigeria have a large pool of numbers to choose from. So it makes sense that it's their parents spoiling things for them and not because there's scarcity of men.

I always say it here that Nigerian parents will baby you till you or them die, especially as a female. Some people wanted to crucify one time because I advised one girl that she needs to start challenging her parents decisions when it comes to her life. This is the end result 30-40 year old girls that cannot stand up to their parents, bloody hell.

Nigerian women you need to stand up to your parents. I have already re-trained my parents ages ago.

Biology has made it easier to birth more female children than males. Read up the survival chances of the X and Y chromosomes. Also, it is much easier for an older guy to marry a younger girl (even teenagers) than for an older lady to marry a younger guy. That keeps older ladies at disadvantage. However, An older lady stands a chance of getting married even at 45 if she spent her years of spinsterhood developing herself career wise. I am saying this because I know a lady who just got married at 41, and she is a senior staff of one the oil agencies.

cococandy:
The more single women out there, the more single men.

I know plenty of guys that age who are still single.
Why so nobody on their case?
Abi the ladies go marry themselves?

#rolls eye.

@coco, more young girls are born every day! An older guy will find it easy to pick a young girl from the ' new breeds' than an older lady.
My advice to such ladies is to keep improving themselves both career wise and also their looks. Provided they were never runs girls who only follow men about to meet their immediate needs without thinking about the future, such ladies will most likely find a man, even at 45 if they desire to be married.
How are you doing coco? Hope you good?

My dear brothers and sisters of the great land of the rising sun, please do not be deceived. Nigeria is not for us! Let's forge a common front and demand from the rest of the world that Biafra be actualized.
We can't continue to pretend like all is well in this hellhole called Nigeria.
Let's unite in purpose and push for the actualization of Biafra. Let's do it for our sake and for the sake of our unborn generations.

Biafra is our only hope!!!

Imagine the way you guys are mocking the man for reporting his abusive wife. No wonder many men remain in abusive relationships and die untimely.

Many of you are too myopic to know that life is not constant. Not all men are stronger vessels and not all women are weaker vessels. The problem with us Africans is that we tend to be dogmatic in all aspects of life, hence we tend to believe that everything in life MUST conform to an already set rules, forgetting that those who set the rules might have done so out of ignorance.
My point is, yes, men can be physically abused by women, and when such men report such abuses, they shouldn't be mocked but helped.

In 1967 we only used " mma oge",yet were able to keep Nigeria on her knees for 3 solid years. Casualties were recorded on both sides.
My dad fought in that war and came back a gallant soldier!

This time around that we will be using atomic bombs and better AK 47, nothing will be left of Nigeria afterwards. Quote me anywhere!

Boo-hari and APC can go to hell for all I care!

Any sensible Igbo person should know that the incoming government and APC does not and will never care about the welfare of the Igbos.

Please my dear Igbo men and women, let us stop begging for what is supposedly rightly ours. Let us ALL unite and demand from the rest of the world our dear Sovereign state of Biafra. The current forced union called Nigeria is not and will never be in our collective interests.

Let us stop entertaining fears about the workability of Biafra. Our determination and collective actions will surely see us emerge as a strong and viable nation that will become the envy of the rest of the world.

Nigeria as it is presently constituted is not for us! The earlier we understand this and jointly push for Biafra the better for us.

A word is enough for the wise!

MarshRiley:
Wake up,use your head,Nigerians are doing great things,stop waiting for GMB to come and Change your circumstance,he can only do a little,your future is in your hands...mwork hard to make it great

Na lie ooooo!!!
GMB must change Nigeria oooo
No excuses!

@topic, great people! But how come the so called born to rules have only one person on that list And they have ruled Nigeria for the greater part of her existence! Even the guy's invention is nothing to write home about! . I know they will rather see me as tribal bigot than have a sober reflection to see the truth in what I am saying and hold their leaders accountable. Yes! They will assume that I hate them! Buh I don't care.

midolian:
And you still call her your wife? Even Mr IBU must be very disappointed in you

Dunno why this post got me lmao

akthedream:
you are obviously pained..are you by any chance the spokeperson of igbos?

I am not pained okay. Just that the guy was feeling so important and wanted by the Igbos, so I had to let him know that he's so irrelevant to the Igbos.

CHM11:
Hey, I said I won't reply again but so you should know, you already mentioned my tribe.

Proudly Urhobo......

Still not an igbo man...

I don't know why the fact that I say I am not igbo gets many igbos angry ?....

Why must you be angry because another is proud of his tribe and he doesn't accept that he is your tribe?.....

You people ehn!!!

Mr, you are Urhobo, good for you! And nobody gives a fucck about you! Why do you even consider yourself so important that Igbos will wanna claim? Is it your poverty-ridden, degraded urhobo land that makes you feel so important?

Who even appointed you spokesperson for the Igbos in Delta and Rivers? I am asking because since you have been ranting all over the thread on how these people on how they are not Igbos, I didn't see a single post from them in agreement with your silly view. You are trying to deny a people their Igbo heritage while you claim your own. See, I have many friends from Asaba and other Igbo-speaking parts of Delta state who are diehard Igbos and I will advise you never to tell such people to their faces that they are not Igbos, because doing that may earn you some slaps. We know that because of oil in the ND, some few ill informed igbos in ND try to deny their Igbo heritage, but I can assure you that if oil dries up from ND today, those few prodigal sons will come back to their senses.

To the matter, I know Biafra will one day come to be. Nigeria is just a forced marriage as is evident in the glaring and irreconcilable difference between the partners.

If that yokozuna catch you in bed, your name will become SORRY.

Teaching

I'll simply use cane and whip his assz straight.

The issue here is that the wife removed the meat as a way of saying "you don't deserve to eat 2 pieces of meat", that's why the man is angry. He felt disrespected!

If she just wanted to eat from her husband's plate, that would have been a different ball game and even romantic.

In any case, I think the matter is too petty to warrant a post on Nl.

VirginFinder:
You ibos ehn!
It's either Bukola Saraki clinched the Senate Presidency or the SW got the Speakership.

The thinking in the north was that Tinubu & co will prefer Bukola Saraki for the no 3 job being a Yoruba man. But going by the way Tinubu and co have pitched their tent with George Akume for the no 3 job, the north has no choice but to let go of the no 4 job (speakership) in favour of the SW.

By the way, ibos seem to be content with the SGF position zoned to them. That's nice.

And, point of correction, ibos are the PERMANENT slaves of the north. Time will prove it once again.

You are already trying to turn the slave table against the Igbos for their imminent support for a northern PDP candidate come 2019. It's not going to work!

By 2019, it's either Muazu or Ribadu against Boo-hari. And then Hausas will have to support the PDP candidate who will rule for 8yrs to make up for their supposed 6yrs which Jonathan led.

ginajet:
support fire!!!! Please leave the S.S out of that talk jare...... dey didn't join you guys the first time and am sure they won't join you guys now..... fight your fight alone......

Why are you exposing your ignorance in a public forum like this? Who told you ss did not join in the fight for Biafra? FYI, many gallant Biafran soldiers who fought in civil war came from the ss region. Though some bad eggs sabotaged the struggle, there were and are still many faithful MEN from ss who are pro Biafra.

You tried to justify Fashola's "deportation" of Nigerians from their supposed fatherland? How daft can you get, miss The fact that Igbos rose against the action now means that they hate Yoruba tribe That's a very silly assumption!

Let me inform you that Igbos don't hate other Nigerian tribes as much as they are hated out of envy. If you have any relative living in the east, ask him/her how many times he has been attacked on account of tribe. If he/she can be honest enough, the response will be none! We live in peace with other tribes in the east despite the provocation that come from other tribes attacking Igbos in their regions.
I have met many Hausa men who confessed that
tthey would rather cohabit with Igbos than Yorubas! If it were true that we hate them, they won't be saying that!

Girls like this are the reason why men commit paedophilia.
Their raging hormones usually make them to throw themselves at men. I have seen many of them but never succumbed to any.

Only the feeble minded believe in superstitions like this.

Igbo ladies are prettier and stronger than Yoruba ladies!

Just one push the wicked lady fainted. If it had been a blow, that would have been straight to mortuary.

whimpy:
you are very correct.....when PDP looses they concede defeat but APC always calls for "outright cancellation".....Buhari calls it a sham....what do you expect from someone who doesn't even know the full meaning of his party's name. please someone should ask him the rigging that was done in KANU was what......abeg that old hag should do and die johr...
GEJ OUR HERO!!!

These guys sef! Wetin be dia own

If you know say you no won employ people, kuku
no dey waste dia time and momoney for this kain yeye test.
You know say u no get money to outsource the recruitment to workforce, yet you no won conduct the test well.

Yeye bank! All my relatives wey get account with sterling bank must close am next week. Rubbish!

Only those who are too foolish to understand the cunningness of Yoruba people will think that they mean well for Nigeria.

Whenever a Yoruba person starts talking about peaceful coexistence and oneness of Nigeria, he has a selfish agenda to achieve. I know this fact from time immemorial that is why I always live my eyes wide open whenever I am in their midst.

Fooolish bigots!

Buhari is simply an old foooool!

Back to the Creeks we go!!!!!

"Yorubas are a very disgusting pieces of shitt, not worthy of any relationship with a true-blooded Igbo person"----Fact

Who wants to fight Nyesome Wike?
Dem no born am well

Morale! Morale! Ehhhhhh!
Morale! Morale! Ehhhhhhhh!
Morale! Morale! Ehhhhhhhh!
Nobody geti morale like Wike!

fakeprophet:
u called GMB old fool? u re a very big pathetic lunatic!

You are an idiiot!
So it is now a crime to insult a leader right? Because it's Boo-hari? When you foools were busy hurling all sorts of insults on Jonathan you never thought it wrong to insult a leader.

This is just a tip of the iceberg! You ain't seen nothing yet. Let his old azzz be sworn in first, that is when you will know that you ain't the only ones that know how to use the media to pull down a leader.
The war is gonna be worse this time.

Quote me again and have your entire generation turn lunatics. Ewu Gambia!

Yorubas are dirty pigs! They ain't worthy of friendship with any true-blooded Igbo person if not for business sake.