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Travel › Re: My Experience At A Restaurant In Canada by joinnow: 9:22pm On Jan 01, 2020
Lalaska:
For those asking how to move to Canada, see all the details here. Please read everything.

https://www.nairaland.com/5471101/canadian-express-entry-federal-skilled
tell us truth and nothing but the truth
is it thru the above method u get to canada?
Politics › Re: ECOWAS New Currency - Compare Ghana's Response To Nigeria's Response by joinnow: 10:54pm On Dec 31, 2019
the 9ja guy forget to include that we have set up committee to understudy it
Travel › Re: Lagos Government Begins Removal Of Roundabouts Responsible For Traffic Problems by joinnow: 12:49pm On Dec 29, 2019
slimfit1:
Roundabout controls traffic but because we don't have traffic laws that why it is not working simple.
not in all cases

reason most roundabout along lekki epe exp is as big as football field which contribute to holdup.
bad design
Crime › Re: Abuja First Bank Robbery: See Faces Of Suspects Arrested (Pictures) by joinnow: 12:43pm On Dec 29, 2019
BlackHutus:
cool cool
SERVES THEM RIGHT !!!

As i see First Bank ATM .... I Come remember one thing that happened to me at UNIZIK , AWKA , ANAMBRA STATE ATM

I Went to withdraw money oooo

as i reach the ATM , I SEE CROWD ... Like 50 People waiting to Withdraw ....

I Was Like i cannot wait for these people oooo

What am i going to do ??

So one spirit inside me (The calm one) .... The spirits inside me plenty ooooo

So the Calm spirit told me to wait about 10 Mins to see what will happen.

The first girl withdrew and 10 Others girls followed her and go .... (I Was just wondering what is happening)

Another Guy withdrew 2k and 6 Other Guys followed him ...

When this particular Huge Guy withdrew .... Dear nairalanders ... i was shocked ... More than 20 People follow the Guy waka .... i was forced to ask one of the Guys wetin dey happen ... if the Guy dey share money ... He told me ... today na the Guy's Birthday that he is celebrating for his department mates ... that's why all of them followed him to ATM.

Okay oooooo .... na so another Guy withdrew oooo , More than 10 People follow the Guy .... i asked again ... what is going one .... one of the Guys told me that the Guy dey own one of them .... that's why all of them followed him to ATM to make sure he pay am that day ...

Dear brothers and sisters ... within 10 Mins na my turn to withdraw oooooooo

Praise the lord !!!!

LESSON to learn .... Never Give up.
are u serious
Sports › Re: Sadio Mane's Phone With Cracked Screen Shocks Fans (Photos) by joinnow: 12:30pm On Dec 29, 2019
anything that make u happy pls do bros
Sports › Re: Floyd Mayweather Acquires 2020 Bentley Continental And 2020 Rolls Royce Cullinan by joinnow: 10:39pm On Dec 26, 2019
Yohh:
I'm sure this guy is just using these purchases to acquire more money because there's no way he'll just be recruiting all brands of exotic cars for fun.
as in
Travel › Re: Christmas In Aba: No Roads To Drive (Pictures) by joinnow: 10:22pm On Dec 26, 2019
Abia1stSon:
I just returned to Abia state, right now in Aba to see some of my family and friends. I have not been to Aba in the past few years, just got there now, this is condition of Aba at Christmas.

There's harmattan season but not in Aba, there are filthy environments and dirty water settling every where . This is how at least 95% of Aba looks.

Who did we offend in Abia state. Right now I am ashamed of being an Abia indigene. My friends from Delta, Anambra, Enugu even Ebonyi are now laughing at me.

What should I do now?
Who did we offend in Abia state
nobody
just that kirikiri is awaiting them
Romance › Re: I Am Depressed, All My Friends Are Successful Fraudsters... by joinnow: 11:27pm On Dec 24, 2019
Even, sometimes, they did engage my service of writing an official and professionally worded statements meant to be furnished to their clients.


already u have compromise by writing for them.
Politics › Re: ISWAP Loses Two Commanders, 30 Fighters In Damaturu Attack - Military Sources by joinnow: 10:32pm On Dec 24, 2019
ColonelEmeka:
The Nigerian military's ground and aerial assaults have decimated the Boko Haram terrorists' splinter group, Islamic State in West Africa Province (ISWAP), during the latest gun duel in Damaturu, Yobe State, North East Nigeria.

A Nigerian Army source disclosed this on Monday, saying that ISWAP lost about 30 fighters and two Commanders including Abu Muqhtar the overall commander who led the foiled attack.

According to the military sources, not only was the attack repelled by Nigerian troops successfully, the ISWAP recorded heavy casualties with two out of four commanders mentioned in their earlier intercept neutralised.


"May Allah help our gallant troops and their leadership to succeed in this fight against the insurgents," the source said.

The source further narrated the sequence of the events, saying: "On 22/12/2019, about 2046 hours, ISWAP Senior Commander ALI (aka Abu Huzaifa) who was located around Ben Kalio Estate, Damaturu, Yobe State informed high profile Commander Ahmodu located around Lake Chad fringes that they have tried all their possible best to penetrate the town but the troops resisted and pushed them back to the tranche.

"Abu Huzaifa also added that they have recorded heavy casualties and more injuries in this foiled attack. He also disclosed that they have lost a General Commander who coordinates many attacks around Lake Chad fringes named Abu Muqhtar and about 30 other fighters were also killed."


"Abu Huzaifa also stated that the reinforcement team from Gorgore Camp couldn't come because of some undisclosed reasons. He further revealed that the soldiers got information about the movement and prepared for them. He also maintained that the fighter jets also played some roles in pushing them back to the ditch."

The foregoing therefore, the source said, it is established that the ISWAP has lost a very Senior Commander in this foiled attack on Damaturu township.

"It is also observed that they have lost about 30 other Fighters and recorded many injuries and as well as many vehicles destroyed. Nigerian Army has made us proud today. The ISWAP lost about 30 fighters including Abu Muqhtar the overall commander who Led the attack," the source stressed.


http://news-af.feednews.com/news/detail/fcdd0c0555056d4c4be48ac3991e48d3?country=ng&language=en&share=1&client=
them no dey finish
Romance › Re: Guys, Why Does Most Ladies P**sy Smell Like Rotten Fish? by joinnow: 5:49pm On Dec 11, 2019
selfwife:
I think its as a result of leaving a STD untreated. or the lady needs to step up are hygiene.
Certain sexually transmitted infections (STI's) such as trichomoniasis can cause a different odor. A woman's vagina is naturally filled with bacteria but when there is an overgrowth, the condition is called bacterial vaginosis and causes a “fishy” odor.
Business › Re: Between Transport Business & Landed Property by joinnow: 11:54am On Dec 09, 2019
OkoAmarashy:
Mr. Jewish principle, learn to localise foreign ideas. On which roads is he going to drive a car for 10 years? Commercial use o!
Commercial use o! aka uber
not danfo bro

with good maintenance it still be use for 10yrs
Sports › Re: Samuel Peter Knocked-out By Arslanbek Makhmudov by joinnow: 11:32am On Dec 09, 2019
defeated with a f[b]irst round knock-out [/b]by Arslanbek Makhmudov

wetin

me go fit survive round 1now

just run around and avoid his blow
Foreign Affairs › Re: US President, John Kennedy Assassinated In His Open Top State Car On This Day by joinnow: 10:52am On Nov 23, 2019
SultanOfAbia:
Kennedy was put into Power by the Italian Mafia and Government together they controlled Kennedy like a puppet.
However Kennedy turned his back on the Top cabals that put him in power by
1. Refusing the C.I.A to blow up places to kill u.s civilians and blame it on Cuba so as to attack Fidel Castro and go to war with Cuba.
2. Kennedy wanted to disclose to the public the truth that aliens do exist and has been in contact with military industrial complex, this made CIA furious as they wanted this to remain a huge secret from public, so CIA and mafia collaboration to assassinate Kennedy came into fruition.

This Video Was Hidden from public until now Skip to 1:52
Watch How the Driver of the car shoot Kennedy..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9EiKRhmqFU
Kennedy wanted to disclose to the public the truth that aliens do exist and has been in contact with military industrial complex, this made CIA furious as they wanted this to remain a huge secret from public

are u really serious
Computers › Re: Lenovo G40 Laptop For Sale In Portharcourt by joinnow: 6:55pm On Nov 18, 2019
screen size
Ram
hdd
does it have dedicated graphics
Investment › Re: My Amazing Forex Trading Story (with Proof Below ) by joinnow: 6:53pm On Nov 18, 2019
Abokii8:
Give us an investor password and not all these screenshots.
exactly
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Disclose The Only Player He Once Begged For A Shirt Swap by joinnow: 5:26pm On Nov 15, 2019
His words:



“I don’t ask for shirts, I usually swap them, but I asked[b] Zidane once. [/b]If there is an Argentine I swap it with him, but, unless someone asks me, I’m not asking anyone.”
Travel › Re: Please, I Would Like To Know Which Country Can I Move In With Zero Stress by joinnow: 3:39pm On Nov 08, 2019
Arckeen:
hahahah bros, okay let’s see
My Broda, longest time & hope life is treating you fine.

I still dey wait for my puppy ooooooooo
Politics › Re: Kogi state Governor Yahaya Bello Paint PDP Logo in Anpka picture by joinnow: 5:35pm On Nov 04, 2019
the man below name is..........................



oju Africa

Pets › Re: Donald Trump Tweets Photo Of ‘wonderful’ Dog Involved In ISIS Chief Raid by joinnow: 12:03am On Nov 02, 2019
female Belgian malinois
Foreign Affairs › Re: Faces Of 39 Migrants Who Froze To Death In Refrigerated Truck In U.k(Pics) by joinnow: 7:40pm On Oct 27, 2019
CTPlayer:
I read a couple of more articles and it seems they all want to go to the UK for some reason.
Maybe they don't deport illegals as much as other countries. This flight did land in Germany, then
they guided to Belgium, into the cargo container and then shipped along water route to UK.
They get some sort of a visa and clear customs.....usually in France, this time Germany.
All of them are mad

Cargo container are not made to be transporting humans
Business › Re: Please help! How do I Digitise A Provision Store/supermarket sales? by joinnow: 6:18pm On Oct 26, 2019
location
Business › Re: How To Be Rich Selling EXPIRED Domain Names With Proofs. by joinnow:
iykepromotions:
check your inbox.

cc; obilokechukwu
pls send thedomain sales letter ,......
Celebrities › Re: Bedroom Picture Of Actress Mercy Aigbe That Got People Talking by joinnow: 9:59pm On Oct 25, 2019
All this for one stomach
Politics › Re: Price Of Rice Will Reduce To N9,000 In 3 Weeks – Buhari by joinnow: 9:51pm On Oct 21, 2019
It's like the tombo never clear finish for this woman eyes
Celebrities › Re: Mizwanneka Nwanneka Nkumah Buys 2020 Mercedes-benz G63 AMG Worth N120m (PIX) by joinnow: 10:19pm On Oct 18, 2019
Beside hair she has an exotic resturant
Education › Re: Singapore Abolishes School Exam Rankings, Says Learning Is Not Competition by joinnow: 11:35pm On Oct 14, 2019
Interesting shocked
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend does This And I Don't Like It. Pls Ur Advice Is Needed by joinnow: 11:13pm On Oct 14, 2019
Mandyvicky:
I know am not supposed to bring my relationship issues here but I can't help it��
I stay with him at school cuz am having issues with my admission didn't want to go home cuz I will keep reminding my parents of the huge amount of money they wasted. I love this guy very much I don't joke with him and am a very good cook so I love cooking for people to eat, he cooks too so he is this kind of person that likes bragging about what he can do, so at times I ignore him. But what he did today is really painful. He was sick so I decided to make moi moi for us(with his sister) was washing d beans then he came to the kitchen, started telling me how I should have washed d beans(Wai I shud select d shafts first before pouring water) I was like it's still d same thing then I complained to the sister and she had to tell him (oga na dsame thing) I continued 4rm where I stopped (I was already provoked) but I didn't shout later I trekked to the market to grind the beans came back (mixed the stuff, started cooking) he was like it will take 40 minutes to cook I didn't talk.
I went to sit waiting for the moi moi to get ready within a while he came oooh (my name) it's ready ooo so I stood up didn't want to argue with him went straight to the kitchen brought the stuff down, removed them from the hot pot. Guess what the moi moi didn't cook well, he said is because I didn't put them well. (note) it's not my first time of cooking moi moi in the house ooo, so I got angry I swear the thing pained me then I told him to stop telling me what to do in d kitchen that I don't like it (it's annoying) pls stop he was like he will slap me we exchanged words. Right now am pained cuz it's not the first time he doing this he does strange things that I can't even say. His cousin came last time he was telling her how cooks very well Wai have she tasted his food before a guy for that matter, which one is dragging with ur girlfriend who cooks better than the other

Pls nairalanders help me I don't know what to do
Ur advice is need
Pls don't mind my write up
Thanks
Go to your father house.
He is tired of your kepus and finding a way to pick a fight that will lead to separation.

Hope my message is clear.
Politics › Re: Fatima, Mamman Daura’s Daughter: Aisha Buhari Attacked Us In Aso Rock by joinnow: 11:08pm On Oct 14, 2019
It's becoming clear while she took 2 months off.

Cabal children are mesmerizing the glasshouse and aso villa.

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