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Christianity EtcRe: I Saw A UFO Last Night!!! by Josh316(m): 3:15pm On Oct 24, 2012
poster, you and your wife are smoking some GOOOOOOOD SK... grin grin grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: 'Dead' Boy Sits-up, Asks For Water At Own Funeral, Dies Again by Josh316(m): 12:37pm On Oct 24, 2012
Its like Nairaland doesn't have stories anymore... this story is completely old and someone is feeding us with it...
CrimeRe: Police Kill Three Kidnap Suspects, Rescue Catholic Priest by Josh316(m): 11:45am On Oct 24, 2012
ba7man: The greatest crimes we commit in this country isn't Igbo against Yoruba or Hausa against Igbo or any way inter-tribal.....Its the ones we commit against our fellow men.
In the North Boko Haram is killing Northerners, in the east kidnappers kidnap their own people, in the west ritualist kidnap their own too. Our state Governors loot the states blind, politicians we voted for from amongst us get into office and turn their backs on their very own people that put them in power. Let's shun Tribalism and face the root-cause of our problems.....the enemies within.
YOU WILL LIVE LONG... ISEEEEEE!!!
RomanceRe: Unromantic Gestures From My Boss by Josh316(m): 1:12am On Oct 24, 2012
seriously, i doubt the poster is a policeman.... which policeman get time to come Nairalandhuh grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Senator Zanna Gave N1.5M To Boko-Haram To Buy Sallah Rams by Josh316(m): 11:37pm On Oct 23, 2012
NOw the fowl's nyasssshhhhhh is beginning to open... and pray tell, WHY was he allowed to go home?
these are the kind of people that jungle justice should serve.... [with all due apologies to the ALUU 4] these are the real bandits and killers. Such a shame Assassinations are not too common here angry
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Attacks Arik Aircraft In Maiduguri by Josh316(m): 7:10pm On Oct 23, 2012
Everybody is saying bomb bomb, have we heard from ONE passenger on that said plane?? Just onehuh all we are hearing is hearsay... dem say dem say...

I'm not saying its not possible, but we need to hear from EYEWITNESSES on the flight not some news site
PoliticsRe: Aviation: Storm Over Ethnic Agenda by Josh316(m): 10:43pm On Oct 22, 2012
topsyking: You must be stup*-id for saying dat...I will never suppose and I will campaign against any IGBO presidency..this pple can't be trusted.dey never believe or will never believe in one nigeria..and its good for her to remove westerner and replace them with easterns..don't worry when she leaves.the adjustment will be readjusted..foooolish tribe
AND YOUR IDIOCY IS LEGENDARY...
PoliticsRe: Okorocha Punches Governor Obi’s Aide Over Seat! by Josh316(m): 2:02pm On Oct 21, 2012
onomeasike: the blood of the children starved by biafran soldiers at work.the ibos should await more calamity until they atone for the innocent civilians killed by starvation by biafran soldiers!!yeye
Simply put, YOU ARE A WANKED OUT BASTARD... Your father Awo(Frog) didnt do much to give you a brain afterall angry
PoliticsRe: How A Motorcyclist Was Almost Killed By Fulani Herdsmen by Josh316(m): 1:51am On Oct 20, 2012
[quote author=ndu_chucks]Nigerians remain gullible and continue to allow their prejudices becloud their better judgments. This story does not add up. What is the motive for this senseless attack on this Okada worker? It does not appear to be robbery because we have not been told that anything was stolen. Herdsmen do not run around killing people unless in self defense.

I am more inclined to believe that the victim here was not attacked by Fulani herdsmen, but impostors.[/quote]so what happened to HIS BIKE? Always try to read well before spewing trash... angry
TV/MoviesRe: Picture Of A Wardrobe Malfunction On Nollywood Movie by Josh316(m): 5:03pm On Oct 19, 2012
Isn't that Anita Joseph? cos she is the one who would want to 'overdress' sexy and probably this is the result...

And the director, Cameraman and all those who stood and watched her pant 'unfold' before the camera are PERVERTS!! No doubt about that! kai!! grin
TravelRe: Things You Shouldn't Wear Inside An Aircraft.(inflight Fashion) by Josh316(m): 5:43pm On Oct 18, 2012
fados4sure: Thanks i really appreciate as i am planing to board a flight by December. Please there is still one other thing i like to know. For example am travelling from Lagos to London. When we land in London, what will i do next? Moved to the building/move to my destination? Your humble opinion sir.
Well, for one, make sure you have copies of the supporting documents used to obtain your visa handy for the immigration officials. also get a good thick jacket (not sweater o!) cos the cold no get part 10. and you should have a clear idea where EXACTLY you are going to becasue the immigration officials will be skeptical of someone who doesnt know where he intends to head to. Doesnt mean you should have been to the place before but you must have an idea liek say; 'I'm going to my cousin's house at Hunslow road' or 'I will be going to premierinn london and i'll take a taxi', something like that to make them sure that you are not coming in without a valid arrangement which also shows that you plan to stick to your travel arrangement and not disappear.

Finally, if you know anyone in London, try to see if the person can help you with a Taxi company to come wait for you as it will be FAR CHEAPER than using a black cab...

PS: Dont miss the Boxing day sales.... stuff is stupidly cheaper on boxing day grin
PoliticsRe: Filling Stations Are Selling Petrol At N110: Why? by Josh316(m): 1:43pm On Oct 18, 2012
nezer76: There is this pumping station called Altas cope on d Nigeria water sea , this facility is responsible for d supply of petroleum product to d five loading depot within south west(System 2b)it was reported therefore an eruption occure on the line 2 d installatin. Base on dis fact a team of enginer frm the NNPC were deployed there for it quick restoration and unlucky 4 them they were confronted by gunfires from petroleum vandals who initially occassion the breakage. Two of the engineers died instanly while the rest held hostage with d corpse of d decease unrelased. This led to the unavailability of the product in the government owed depot and subsequently open large market for the private owned depot in lagos who are not oblige to sell this product at NNPC fixed price to independent marketers. To this end the whole bulk of fault is on the govt not the marketers at various service station, for they buy above the 97 pump price frm these private depot excludin transport cost to their fillin stations. In conclusion govt shld deploy arm military personnels to d location of this facility 4 adequate security frm d vandals and award handsome compenstion to d family of d deceses so as to enable PENGASAN commence repair on d erupted lines.
WTF?!?!?! Is this supposed to be English or is this the new FRENCHhuh angry
CrimeRe: Would You Kill Robbers Attempting To Break In to Your Home? by Josh316(m): 11:56am On Oct 18, 2012
Ijebulogic: My brother...Let me clarify o. I'm not saying those boys deserved even 10% of the suffering and pain they went through. My question is a simple one to test our own moral standings. So...would you kill the armed robbers outside your house?
without doubt i WILL... they are also armed and the lives of my family is at stake, more so, since they are in the act not like its heresay. A shot from my gun is a more humane way of defending my family rather than treating them worse than goats for slaughter
Music/RadioRe: Tonto Dike - Hi & Itz Ova by Josh316(m): 1:11am On Oct 18, 2012
What are we talking abouthuh? Vic O Personally PRODUCED the song and I've confirmed that a remix of High ft Vic O will be out in two weeks... shocked







I'm going to search for the next availbale bunker before then... grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Obama Vs Romney: U.S. Presidential Debate On 16th October 2012 by Josh316(m): 10:58am On Oct 17, 2012
[quote author=Jackie_25]BTW a recent CNN Poll of Polls showed Romney leading Obama nationally at 48%-47% among registered voters... Hmmm looks like Obama might end up with the 47% Romney talked about.[/quote]The new CNN polls as of this morning showed Obama with 49% and Romney with 37%.... grin
TV/MoviesRe: Grammatical Errors (Gbagauns) Of Nollywood by Josh316(m): 10:26pm On Oct 16, 2012
***has a heart attack and DEAD!!!!*** grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: El Rufai Supports Dino Melay's Scandalous Lifestyle. by Josh316(m): 4:33pm On Oct 15, 2012
BIRDS OF A FEATHERhuhhuhhuhhuh? The answer will answer this mad man's quest to drink panadol EXTRA for another man's headache grin grin
PoliticsRe: HOD Removed In UNIPORT For Participating In Protest Against Murder Of Aluu-4 by Josh316(m): 12:44pm On Oct 15, 2012
Callotti: Comments reserved:
Tomorrow we shall find out if he is the HOC='HEAD OF CULTISTS' who sent them to go and collect money from other cultists in the middle of the night!!!
Nothing makes sense in Nigeria.
Dino Malaye is an activist too! cheesy
your anus must actually have more brains than your skull does... with the way you spew sh.i.t from your mouth... cow dung
PoliticsRe: Vigilantes Barred From Carrying Arms In Lagos by Josh316(m): 12:40pm On Oct 15, 2012
Callotti: As usual. . . .the innocent suffers.
If the ALUU students had not ventured out into the night with a gun-totting cultist. . . .
Will the vigilante group have arrested them in the fateful turn of events?
The ALUU vigilante did not use guns. . . they used 'planks' to pummel their victims before setting them on fire.
Guns will always find it's way into the wrongest hands.
Did the 'fifth' ALUU cultist get his gun from a vigilante group?
Mr man, were you there when they ventured out into the night with a cultist? all you are quoting is heresay and the truth has been killed with these young lads. we dont know the truth except the boys and those who apprehended them and led them to their horrific torture. so please go easy on the hearsay gist...
PoliticsRe: North Should Pull Out Of Nigeria Take Its Destiny Into Its Hands-alhaji Bello by Josh316(m): 12:03pm On Oct 15, 2012
Alhaji Lawal Kaita, had in 2010 promised that the North "would make Nigeria ungovernable" should Dr. Goodluck Jonathan win the election of 2011.
And there lies the MAIN voice of BOKO HARAM.... huh
TravelRe: Working Class Beggers In Owerri Int'l Airport by Josh316(m): 11:57am On Oct 15, 2012
Every tom and harry of them clamped my dear trolly with their fingers while i was at the begging bargain not to tear my bag.
Nwanne, you carry TROLLY go airport? or you mean your bag? cos you got us confused there!
PoliticsRe: Three Dead, Four Injured In Plateau by Josh316(m): 8:56am On Oct 11, 2012
And yet we wonder why we will NEVER progress... The blood of ALL the innocent people spilled in this country continues to cry out to the gods (whoever you worship) for justice and until justice is served to them by way of prosecuting those responsible and eliminating them, peace shall be a mirage for us, development will not come because the land has been cursed... its the unfortunate truth...

only a cleansing of the land by wiping off the perps will resolve all the Imbroglio embarassed
CrimeRe: Face Of One Of The UNIPORT Students Murderers by Josh316(m): 2:31pm On Oct 08, 2012
If we decide to gas the villagers to death now, the whole world will start screaming GENOCIDE!

Rightly, the villagers deserve the SAME treatment to make them taste what it feels like to club another human being to death! angry
CrimeRe: Police Begins Manhunt For Killers Of Uniport Students by Josh316(m): 10:06pm On Oct 07, 2012
Mcdondayan: when i read some comments here, i cant just help but laugh. In as much as i do not support the murder of those guys you need to see the kind of horror they inflict on other studients. I was a studient of IMSU and i lived in okwu uratta rd (for those of you that know owerri) these studient go from hostel to hostel each night with heavy pump action guns to rob at night, and you are been shot if you fail to co-operate. After the robbery, they go with some girls and rape them. In two days time they will visit another hostel and repeat the same evil act and the cycle continues. On our way back from 6am mass on a particular sunday we ran to the aid of a crying who was shot on the leg for refusing to give them her phone.
A studient was nearly killed but for the intervention of the police because he pointed a gun at a fellow studient who chased him into the bush in order to collect the phone of a female studient that was robbed, pulled the trigger twice but the gun refused to shoot.
I can give you more evil incidents that took place in okwu uratta rd alone. The funniest thing is that you will still see these guys the following day on the street and they move abt so freely.
On one night robbery occassion when i called the police they said they could nt come because the university failed to give them the bus they asked for.
Killing of any form is bad but with the kind of terror there guys unleash one might be forced to be a savage..
good, but were these the REAL perps or just at the wrong place at the wrong time? for all i know, they could be coming from a party and were accosted at the same spot a robbery took place earlier... the stories regarding the circumstances of their actions has been contradictory and i can well say there is a big chance they were innocent...

Think about it
CrimeRe: UNIPORT Students And ALUU Villagers Fighting In Port-Harcourt by Josh316(m): 9:36pm On Oct 07, 2012
dis waz d last brocast i got from my friend in ph just now n up til now he s not pinkin his call, can any one in ph conferm d present situation in ph now
grin grin grin

Education is DEAD!!! kai!!!! undecided
PoliticsRe: EFCC To Arrest Priests Over Atuche’s N45 Million Tithe by Josh316(m): 11:02pm On Oct 04, 2012
akthedream: Can you put 35/45 million naira in an envelop and not get noticed?..You mean churches receive tithes of 1 billion naira..hmm CHURCH BUSINESS IS REALLY A GOOD BUSINESS.
Yes! In a CHEQUE! or do you think he will drag a ghana must go bag to the priest? kai! undecided
PoliticsRe: EFCC To Arrest Priests Over Atuche’s N45 Million Tithe by Josh316(m): 9:46pm On Oct 04, 2012
this is NO test case! test case was when a former manager of Sheraton gave N45million to Pastor Chris as his tithe and when he was arrested and confessed, EFCC approached Pastor Chris to return the cash and he BLUNTLY refused! Now the question is...

1. someone comes to a church and makes a donation of N35million over many months, or even in a single swoop and the pastor or priest says, thanks but we cant accept the money... does it sound plausible? The church doesnt know what these individuals do and mind you, the general belief at the time was that they were doing clean business, Atuche being a bank manager, many people, the church and whoever, believed they were LEGITIMATELY STINKING RICH until Sanusi exposed them... The EFCC should not in a bid to seem like they are doing too much work persecute (not prosecute) them for what they did not know. they could simply ask the church to refund the money and then give a warning to all bodies, (churches, mosques, NGOs, and the likes) that they should report any suspicious donations to them (thats if it doesnt violate the principle of freedom to receive donations freely given).

2. many of the people insulting people for their views here and running their ignorance, if they were the ones Atuche donated the said money to, will they swear by Amadioha and Sango that they wouldnt accept the money? I mean, the way some people run their mouths on NL, one would think Ignorance was taught as a course in our Secondary schools and Universities! People should learn to be RATIONAL & TOLERANT
PoliticsRe: Northern Muslims Demand N105bn Compensation From FG For Genocide by Josh316(m): 10:01am On Oct 04, 2012
Southern Kaduna muslims claimed that the Federal Government failed to protect them from a premeditated mayhem which led to the death of 838 members of their community on April 18 and 19, 2011.
huh huh huh

And over 3 MILLION Igbos killed between 1967-1970 plus over 5000 over the years in various clashes and they are complaining of a PALTRY 838?

Infact, Gowon should have been at the Hague then! LUBBISH!! angry
Car TalkRe: Honda Recalls 2003 - 2007 Accords Due To Fire Risk by Josh316(m): 9:48am On Oct 04, 2012
Na wah o! that explains why my power steering fluid keeps dropping for no reason! but HOW do we ship these cars back to US? na wah o! they should rather open something like a car clinic to attend to these problems, country by country as it would be cheaper than shipping a car to the US and shipping it back to your country after the replacement has been done... huh
PoliticsRe: Dame Patience Jonathan Suffering From Cancer Of The Uterus - P.M News by Josh316(m): 10:20pm On Oct 03, 2012
abes: Ladies and gentlemen, Aaron Ramsey has just scored a goal, we all know what happens every time he scores.
I wish our first lady well.
OMG!!! Someone important WILL die this week! I hope its Shekau of Boko Haram... undecided
PoliticsRe: Dame Patience Jonathan Suffering From Cancer Of The Uterus - P.M News by Josh316(m): 8:19pm On Oct 03, 2012
Not too long ago, a certain Nigerian President was ill and his Vice president DIDNT have a clue as to what was really wrong with his boss...

speculations were rife and filled the air... The Vice-President felt cheated and felt left out...

Not until the President sneaked into the country in the dead of the night in an air ambulance did it dawn on the VP (now acting president) that this was a serious matter...

Then the president died... and the VP became president... and now his own wife is sick... and speculations are again rife...

MORAL OF THIS STORY: NIGERIAN LEADERS DONT LEARN FROM PAST MISTAKES

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