₦airaland Forum

igwebuike01:
I noticed a kind of competition between Soludo and Otti. Abia opposition always use Soludo projects to shame Otti while Anambra opposition also use Ottis projects to shame Soludo. In the end, the masses enjoy. Healthy competition is good. Inner city roads is topmost priority in SE states

Good one. Upper Iweka needed this.

ufotunang:
..work by December 2023..?..how possible? . Tinubu lied to nigerians it will work by December 2023

As they've always done. Every government since Abacha has told Nigerians that refineries will work "by December". I guess if people are amnesic enough to believe your lies, you'd just go on lying.

Anyway, the Saudis are here to save us.

sulaak:
How can they fix the refineries already being repaired (Rehabilated) ?

I don't trust this government.

All join.

Emeskhalifa:
December 2023 abi 2027?

There are three kinds of questions:
1. Questions Juan de Dios can answer.
2. Questions Juan cannot answer but the President can answer.
3. Questions the President cannot answer but God can ansser.

I think the question you're asking me, sir, falls into category 3.

ManirBK:
https://leadership.ng/nigeria-to-seal-refinery-deal-with-s-arabia-h1-2024-despite-skepticism/

Hurray! The Saudis are here to fix our refineries. They will finally starting working 'by December'.

Djponpin1:
Hustle kingdom

Interesting. Is it like... a school?

Chinjo2:
Do you know how long it takes before you can graduate from HK?
You think say yahoo na to buy android phone or laptop?

What most soldiers do is to provide coverage for those yahoo boys except those that have already graduated from HK before joining the military.

What's HK?

Mogajunior:


Meanwhile, Dino is rallying round Kogi asking for a refund from his party agents.

Who knows how many Ferraris he sold to raise those funds?

Built2last:
Don't be decieved

This whole list came up because of this man

NORTH-EAST

1. Hon Justice Haruna Simon Tsammani (Bauchi State)-Priority

The deal was simple

We will pay you 10million dollars to any offshore account of your choice and make sure you retire as a supreme court Justice.

Allow us win and we will keep our promise


This is APC keeping their promise

Not because there's a serious shortage of judges at the Supreme Court at the moment. Hmm.

Loveth160:
https://.ng/2023/11/16/anambra-belongs-to-apga-soludo-replies-apc-on-plot-to-take-over-state/

Anambra belongs to Jeeezus!

Jokerman:
What did AbdulSalam use $750M for in less than 1 year as an interim president?
People are not asking questions

The Abdulsalami regime was another looting bazaar fashioned after the style of the Babangida and Abacha regimes. If Babangida were dead, "Babangida loot" recoveries would dwarf those of Abacha and that of Abdulsalami won't fall too far behind Abacha's.

Botragelad:
Here's her famous tweet. I say kick out Islamic terrorists!

Nothing wrong with the tweet you circled. If you disagree, please explain what's wrong with it.

SALLYBERRY01:
As an interior designer what records do you think i can break, open to suggestions

Plenty.

WannaHowzit:
Nigeria has 38 KFC outlets according to Yum! Brands Q3 results.

Interesting table. Over 9000 out lets in China. American businesses must be grateful to Nixon from bringing in China from the cold and to Deng for opening up the country's economy.

AntiChristian:
Why is he drinking garri?

Na àgbàdo he suppose chop!

The guy is 41 years oooo!

Ọmọ 1982 rè o!

How old are you?

......................

He will be better than all his predecessors combined!
No need to be destructively pessimistic!
Garri is a life saver!
A river that forgets its origin will dry out!

People like him are usually just high on drama and low on substance. Like Fayose cutting kpomo all over the place.

PUSSYHOE:
Cash out for private security companies.

PSCs are not armed. So "VIPs" will just pay more and retain their police escorts. Mr Tinubu wasted his breath on this one.

God1000:
How many times are we going to hear about this?

You dey mind them.

Throwback:
Exactly!

UK parliamentary government and Israel's parliamentary government are the most unstable, though the Israeli government have been somewhat stable over the last decade, while UK has been very volatile.

They're not. Yes, the UK system has experienced some instability since - and due to - Brexit. Before then, you can't find a more stable parliamentary country than the UK apart from Germany. Isreal only became unstable since the late 90's.

If you're looking for the perpetually most unstable parliamentary government, that cup will go to Italy. Japan hasn't done badly either - but they've managed some stability since Koizumi.

WriterNig:
The US has crashed more aircrafts in training this year than 🇷🇺 Russia that is fighting in a war has. More than 5 crashes in just the last 2 months.

🇺🇸 US military aircrafts are flying coffins.

World's number 1 Army indeed.

To have a fair idea of things, you should compare the number of US helis that took off to those of Russia that took off within the same period.

Thonyb:
https://.ng/2023/11/13/bayelsa-guber-diri-maintains-lead-with-5-lgas-sylva-wins-one/

Good. That Silva should go float himself.

Nextt:
True, but that doesn't mean police and the public should swallow his version of story without investigation. Do you know how many homicides will be passed off as suicides if that were allowed?

I agree. An autopsy ought to have been done by now to at least establish that she hanged and then they can proceed from there.

Esther125:
https://.ng/2023/11/10/again-appeal-court-dismisses-suit-seeking-timipre-sylvas-exclusion-from-bayelsa-guber-poll/

Silva of the 30-something houses? I hope he loses.

Kobojunkie:
Your psychotherapist says you need sex to calm your subconscious? Are you kidding me?

OP, no offense but try to be practical abeg! Your number one issue and focus should be your mental health and how to manage your condition best without depending on others for favors. You declaring your husband needs to give you sex for you to calm down screams of potential trouble looming abeg! Please work with your doctors instead to find other ways to dispel all that sexual energy some other way. Running about carrying husband-problem on your head all while dealing with a major mental illness.... these things should not be by force. It is OK to let somethings go so you can better manage yourself and your situation.

Seriously

Dayvidoo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fUxnELUsB8?si=-FQaJmi-ELtDgxgT

Mompha Buys The First Electric Rolls Royce Ever Made Worth $450,000



Source: Mazitundeednut

Is he a musician?

ganisucks:
https://newtelegraphng.com/fg-gives-condition-as-germany-set-to-deport-14000-nigerians/

14,000?! Someone fed Mr Scholz poorly cooked plantain when he was here - nothing you can tell me.

princessyere1:
Lmao this thing vex you o 🤣🤣🤣 that means e really no good 😂

E vex me o. If you cook that thing and feed it to my bingo, if i don't pay area boys or NURTW members to beat you up, make I bend.

nlfpmod:
Source: NAFDAC NIGERIA

Who will monitor them farmers?

braine:
Olaiya shitta is right where it should be, Number 1!!! I've never eaten anything other than Amala there.

You forgot to include that Amala joint inside Rumours Club compound around Isaac John street, Ikeja. Chai!

White House at Yaba is good coz it is relatively cheap and its near the Ozone Cinemas, so I just fill up before any movie.

On a serious note, If you don't eat Amala, you are missing

Seconded

mvem:
if so why can't the FG present a strong case in court against him ?

Or will he implicate them too for it was same party

Maybe.

This is Nigeria, so I don't really expect a conclusive trial and a long jail term - like he deserves. But let him suffer small.

Racoon:
History has justified you sir. Nigerians with conscience now knows better.

Interesting. What did he say?

misreal:
Small yansh dey shake..
Instead of focusing on your country,you are there doing busy body

I think you're describing a country I know: South Africa. They tend to be very good at notice me.

yarimo:
ICPC make sure emefiele is re arrested immediately EFFC release him

Sounds like a good idea to me. That economy-murdering quack of a CBN governor turned Bible hugger deserves some more.