₦airaland Forum

Christian36:
How are you sure that he is managing his home properly? Beside, that shouldn't be a cateria if truly he is really honest to himself.

He hasn't had a divorce or even a separation. He's running things well when some can't even manage one wife and two kids. None of his 28 kids is in prison or loafing on the streets. That takes leadership. Give honour where it's due!

Reinaldo:
You're not different. What sort of mumu logic is this? Go back to your cave

Caves have natural cooling systems - very useful when the whether is hot. You should get one (if you can) and try it out.

Christian36:
Am really sorry for you. Since when has marrying more than one wives become the cateria to select a speaker? You guys just like supporting rubbish, later you will complaining about poor economy, beside who ask him to marry 4 wives and have 28 children, maybe we should start to encourage everyone to be marrying 4wives so that in future they can fight for the post of the speaker or the Senate president. Without be told you should know that over population reduces resources and when resources are reduced crime set in, before you will even think of getting federal opportunity this one would have grabbed all for his children and same goes to his fellow in high positions.

Bolded won't be a bad idea. Imagine how easy it will be for him to manage that unruly House having gained experience from herding four wives and 28 kids! We can't go on wasting talent and hope to progress as a nation. Think about it.

stano2:
Crazy, so if he was a HR to a firm and i said this trash to his face during an interview, will he give me the job or reject me.

Under Work Experience? You'll get the job straight. If you doubt me, observe HoR in session and then observe a home with 4 wives and 28 children in session.

Typicool8:
Just imagine the shallow mentality of this idiot vying for the post if the speaker..
Ordinarily nonentities like this shouldn't even be made local government chairman talk more of the post of speaker federal house of representatives..

How is his mentality shallow? You think it's moi moi to herd four wives and 28 children without a civil war breaking out? Even people with one wife and two kids sef are divorcing up and down but this lion of africa soldiers on with four wives with zero divorce recorded.

captainbangz:
Goatmeat pepper soup, I believe it's the beginning of pepper soups, unmatched!

True. Goat meat pepper soup is goated.

Jamesbally:
What is so special about this project? Between Obaseki and Ikpeazu i dont know who takes the lead. As the worst Governor in Nigeria.

Water-soluble roads.

maleekberry:
https://punchng.com/oruma-the-travails-of-an-olympic-medalist/

Punch's writing used to be better. Seems everything declines in this country.

Gossiphub:
The media houses in this country are all paid hacks.

They promptly correctrf their mistake once they realised. Which one is paid hack again?

Very Nigerian lecturer.

garriAndsugar:
POS operator thought Allah has started blessing him even before the fasting ended.

As in, ehn! That's why he sponsored people for hajj. Dude was giving back.

Davash222:
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Your personal experience?

This one don go wash plates for restaurant last night


[b]Every sane woman always goes on a date with "vex money". But, senseless and classless girls like you leave the house with just N100 and expect to return with Ice cream, Sharwama, fired rice and N10,000.

There's nothing like "vex money". When you're going out, you put some money in your pocket - that's what WORKING ADULTS do.

novaris:
the commissioner of police should face the full wrath of the law for aiding such illegality


I wouldn't blame him though, he learnt from the best

More likely some Aso Rock elements.

ednut1:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheel-well_stowaway#List_of_wheel-well_stowaways a few survived. Check the link they have a list of all stowaways . Nigerians are there. There is one popular one from South Africa to uk. They were two. One died and his body fell off the plane as it was about to land in uk .The survivor got asylum

I just read the Wiki article. Interesting stuff. The one that really broke my heart is the guy who survived and was then deported. After all that wahala. As NL boys say, this life no balance.

KnowledgePower7:
The only thing china is funding in Nigeria is fake Tecno phones.

Releasing new transion junk every week

I don't think Beijing would fund terror in Nigeria, and I doubt that's what the report alleges. It's about Chinese businessmen paying bandits to allow them mine minerals.

Ewizy:
Just imagine me. Is there any chance for me to recover my money after 3yrs from the bank ?

I suggest you write a letter to Union Bank and drop it off at that branch. If you don't hear from them, write to CBN and FCCPC.

Ewizy:
Not at all they said it was a directive from the CBN.

The directive was to close your account, not to pocket your money. Banks closed such accounts and wrote cheques for the amounts in them for the customers.

Ewizy:
But why this government so money minded. God forbid bat thing.

Na so Union Bank take clear my account 3yrs ago say I deh do crypto currency.

They didn't give you a cheque for the money?

ravensckar:
Mr. OP, first of all, I sympathize with you on what you're going through in your marriage. May the Almighty God take absolute control.

Secondly, what you mentioned that your wife is doing to you is typical of most Nigerian women. Withholding sex, not cooking or showing you attention. It's their oldest control mechanism to keep their man in check. It's just that your wife took hers too far. Funny enough, there's not a single man in Nigeria whose wife didn't use these tactics on him, the smart ones always turn the tables and the weak ones always succumb. Kindly spend more time with your dad (if he's still around) or some of your guys who are married let them give you the OT.

My advice for you is simple; find your wife's thumbscrew and use it to counter attack (turn the table). I'll tell you a short story, hopefully, you can learn a thing or two from it. My wife for example, when she started her own 'kolomental' back then. She won't cook, she won't clean the house, she won't give her best during sex. It's always one complain or another. The most painful part of it was the food, every other thing I can bear. I sat her down and spoke to her, nothing changed. I sometimes don't eat at home just to express my displeasure. She didn't bulge, rather, she mocked me and told me that I'll die of hunger.
I reported to her parents, nothing changed.

Then, I spoke to my dad about it and he gave me the OT. I started chatting and receiving calls from one particular number. I began to spend quality time outside my house, she still didn't bulge. I took it to another level by subtly making her friends and family members become aware of my new lifestyle. Fear catch Hanty and she quickly surrendered. It was that moment I found her thumbscrew; my wife is very particular about other people's perception of her marriage. She hates to give others the impression that her marriage is going through something. She's that type of lady who doesn't want her friends, family or even the neighbours to ever think that her husband doesn't love her dearly. That was it, I found her thumbscrew and the dick measuring contest was won by me!

Since then, I now know what drives her, what motivates her and what unsettles her. For example, if I want her to knack very well. I'll stop over at her shop on my way back from work, buy her chop chop and we'll both be eating it outside. Gist with her outside, help her sell her stuff and be doing touch & do. You can be sure that night ehn, she will finish me on the bed. And in the same way, if she offends me and I want to treat her Bleep up, I'll just stop over at her shop with a frown on my face or attitude. Instantly, Hanty will start to dey beg.

In summary, every woman has a thumbscrew. Your job as a man is to figure out your wife's thumbscrew and use it to the fullest. If you do that, you'll change the dynamics. And in seduction, he who has the initiative has the power. You need to take that initiative!

PS- marriage, business, sports, & politics are ARTS. To succeed at it, one must learn the intricacies.

Hmm. Is not a small matter. Needs a PhD IQ.

DaddyJapan:
Haba, e don do nah.
All this descriptors for one letter?

Nigerians and the need for bombast be like 5 & 6.
So nah Chimamanda pathway come generate this amount of opprobrium?

famished - like say e no chop belleful
Inglorious - like say e no get glory
perfidious - like say nah so so deceit and disloyality
labyrinthine - nah same tingz as serpentine nah
deathful - nah archaic word be this
dastardly - nah say e come dey diabolical, walahi

For this season of letter writing, wahala dey o.

Lol. I was hoping to read a well-thought-out letter since Adichie's was quite thoughtful, only to be confronted with one that reminds me of that Akande guy that writes for the Supreme Court.

DaTruths:
How person wey be fugitive come dey inside prison since go come dey gather intelligence pass Trump wey be former POTUS?

Democrats should stop forcing a Russia and Trump relationship, just to discredit Trump and make him unpopular among the American populace.

What a Propaganda.

Mr Bout is right. Russia seems the perrfect place for Mr Trump. Cussing and foaming in the mouth from a Moscow apartment seems a great ending for him.

BrotherSade:
😎

Who knows 😏

Never can tell.

Shit happens everyday 😎

Yeah. Dude even has a red cap to prove it.

fergie001:
SOURCE

Chime was/is in APC?! Na wa oh.

Righteousness2:

One very important thing to pick is that the dead did not take a Kobo to the grave.
So much money but non was taken to eternity , not even a pin.

True. True. We need to remember this always.

Snakes on a Plane.

Pierohandsome:
Who still flies aero, the person doesn't like his life.

Aero still has a clean safety record naa.

My friend is confused which to buy in terms of sound quality, durability, etc. What would you recommend?

nairalandkachy1:
https://dailytrust.com/just-in-oyedepo-breaks-silence-on-leaked-audio/

But how is he sure he's going to heaven? Just saying.

overdrive:
Is there market for the meat?where are you based?

There probably is. I mean, I have some in my freezer as we speak.

gasparpisciotta:
It is within their rights to insist that LASU bread will be the only bread on Campus

It's not. The reason anti-competition policies and practices are frowned upon is that they rub the CONSUMER of CHOICE and it's anti-free market. Imagine you're there and you don't like the taste of this bread or you react to some ingredient in it but you're stuck with it.

Venerable612:
It’s not entirely bad - if the facility employs staff and
Students studying food tech / bakery related courses. There might be an argument that it provides hands on experience for the students whilst helping to generate funds.

I think what’s unacceptable is monopolising the bread market in the School. That’s anti-competitive and the FCCPC may consider this illegal.

I agree with bolded. FCCPC ought to come for them.

traihit:
The problem I have with this generation is the "whataboutism" and the assumption that we know everything because we have all the resources at hand

Let me give you a poser to get you angrier the more. Elisha the prophet healed many people of various diseases, yet he died of a disease.

The people called God's Generals like John Lake were "healers" so to speak but guess what? A lot of them died of the same diseases that they healed.

The spiritual realm does not value generalisation. It's about individuality. And if you think because something happened to others it must happen to you, you're mistaken. In the spiritual realm, it's about what you seek is what you get.

Bad things still happen to good people and it doesn't mean that God is not good. But what you focus on and what you concentrate on is what you'd have.

Despite your roundaboutism, you're effectively agreeing with me that it makes no sense to believe that people who experience misfortunes are bad people or people disliked by God. You should go minister to Dtruthspeaker and Righteousness2.