₦airaland Forum

fman:
Really?
What does he look?

A local government chairman, I guess.

mariahAngel:
You can pay for the food for her from Lagos, you know?

I could.

Omawumi17:
Tommorow �

Ok. I thought you said, yes, that you do visit.

Omawumi17:
Yes

When next are you visiting?

Omawumi17:
Awww
Thank you so much
But my location is Ibadan

Ah, that's a pity. You don't visit Lagos?

derecho:
E too like publicity
Won't be surprised if I see him clearing gutters in Lagos with Joe igbokwe tomorrow

Thereafter, would tell the Press that he did it to prove Igbos and Yorubas are one

Lol. You sabi the man.

Omawumi17:
As a young hustler, I went to ojoo area in Ibadan to hustle
Luckily I was able to make 2300 naira profit
Excitedly, I took a Keke from ojoo to bodija and to buy some food stuffs from the profit. At all at all na winch
Unfortunately, the Keke dropped me in front of Amala skye �
I said to myself, babe, life is too short, enjoy small na
Na so I enter say make I spent 500 from the profit.
I saw people picking plate and a woman was scooping Amala into their plate
I picked mine too and she asked how many?
I said merin which means four little scoop
I moved staright to the ewedu and gbegiri line, the soup was enough for up to 4 persons
Next was the stew and meat line
I did not bother to ask the guy the price cos I thought at all at all meat ll not pass 500
I collected one bokoto
Na so I say make I pay money o
I handed 1k note to the cashier and he demanded for More
Kilode?
He said those tiny scoops I thought was 50# is actually 100# and since I collected 4, the Amala is 400. Mogbe!
Meat nko
He said the meat is 1000
Na so I shout o
Eyo kuro o eni damu o
I no want
He gave me the option of assorted 500
I grudgely accepted and ended up eating 900 at a go
Was the food nice? Yes
Was I satisfied? Hell No
Will I return back? Yes if I get sponsor
Did I get food stuffs, yes only potatoes and crayfish
Moral lesson: Always ask questions, no matter how silly
It's your girl poshscents Ibadan �

Moral lesson
Ps: I rarely eat out

You're a good writer. I volunteer to buy you a nice meal of your choice at any restaurant in Lagos.

[quote author= post=116015668]See More Photos Via www.. Com[/quote]What are you - Patrick Jane? Why can't it be suicide?

Princessogaraya:
See mouth gosh!!!

And they never arrest him

They won't. He will stop killing people for now. Then once his stash of money is about to run out, he will pick up his riffles and resume bringing miseries to families.

meobizy:
It is a whole lot better than flours of any kind. There is a taste real yams provide which flours lack.

Thank you.

I'd appreciate if you can recommend [a] brand[s] you've used - so many substandard things get imported into this country. But if you can't, it's fine. Thank you.

meobizy:
Yes. It is an amazing idea. It changes the chore from one where you drown in sweat to one where you feel streams of sweat here and there. I won’t give you recommendations. Do a Google search like I did.

Thank you. You think it's better than buying those ubiquitous yam flours in the supermarkets? Recently, it's been difficult finding the brand I like, hence I'm considering getting a pounding device.

Have you used a yam pounding machine? Is it a good idea getting one?

PandoraObi:
Alaba market is going next to agbowa then computer village to ejirin, enough of constituting nuisance and criminality at the center of Lagos, it will reduce the inflow of traffic around Lagos metropolis

In which area is Agbowa?

TastyFriedPussy:
This is so disheartening
But the saddest part is that most of them might not have informed their parents before heading for such celebrations

Very disheartening.

StoriesUpdate:
Abuja Female Carpenter Adaeze Oforma Impresses At 40 & Fabulous Contest, Seeks For Vote


A forty-year-old Abuja based carpenter, Ada has joined the 40 & Fabulous Naija reality television contest, seeking for votes.

...
https://kakaakireporters.com/2022/08/14/40-fabulous-contest-abuja-female-carpenter-adaeze-oforma-seeks-for-vote/

She's hot. Is she single?

God1000:
Congrats to him, my Kenyan friend was very unhappy yesterday during our conversation on Facebook because his preferred candidate Raila Odinga wasn't doing well.

This William Ruto is the current vice President in Kenya, he and his boss (the current president) are not in good terms, president Uhuru Kenyatta even supported the opposition candidate Raila Odinga against his own vice William Ruto, but this is the verdict of Kenyans.

Raila Odinga isn't just lucky.

Congrats to Peter Obi in advance, this is the kind of shock that awaits PDP and APC next year.

Don't take the words of God1000 lightly because I'm a clairvoyant

Kenyans waited patiently for the final announcement of results, looking at their mobile phones

I think most sane Kenyans will feel that way. Unfortunately, Odinga can't win because he's not from right side of town (majority tribe), so to unsavoury characters like Ruto it must go. This is the drawback of democracy.

care4you:
So you wan use microwave cook beans?

Udonminit!
...

No. "Cook" here refers to the function of the microwave generally.

The one around here cooks/defreezes the edges while the centre remains cold.

PandoraObi:
Hehehehehe empty barrel makes the loudest noise

I doubt your words can kill anyone though. Just saying.

fvck:
Good

Not good. This denies justice to Machina and the fellow in Akwa Ibom. I hope they go to court and get justice. Shame on APC.

treesun:
https://guardian.ng/news/firs-director-shot-dead/

"Suspected unknown gunmen" You go fear description. I hope they're caught and brought to justice in this world and the hereafter.

okeysoninv:
That means naira should be exchanging to #1200 officially to dollar

No.

Four years ago when Mr Sanwo-olu was campaigning, I reminded him about these railway projects largely abandoned by Mr Ambode. Now, we're still here - they're not finished. But it's good there's some movement. Train enthusiasts like me can't wait.

Eleven01:
Okowa is a fake, somebody like Obaseki should be chairman of South South governors forum, okowa is a pretender and selfish man, he does not care about the people or state.

I doubt Obaseki is any better. He'd make some effort to sort the public but always after sorting himself first.

Eleven01:
What have other states done to halt the persistent problems, I commend his move. They must have automatic weapons.

The SW did Amotekun, and people have been calling on the SS governors to act since then. But their chairman Okowa only cares about politics.

Potbellyman:
D.O.A
Obaseki's popularity is at its all time lowest
Na ways to keep Edo people busy
He has the world record for worst road construction works in Nigeria (water soluble roads)
State where enforcement only lasts 2 weeks

Interesting. Gist me. I saw them water soluble roads for the first time when I lived in Ogun State during Gbenga Daniel and Ibikunle Amosun. Very water soluble things.

nothingspoil70:
They better equip them very well. The fulani herdsmen in edo forests are the ones training the ones in ondo state. And they are armed to the teeth. Please don't send our young men on a suicide mission oo abeg

I endorse this post.

TimmyTen:
Proactive approach. Brilliant idea. I hope other state governors buy into this.
Every crime is local we must secure our land…
Amotekun Pro Max is highly welcome

Ain't nothing proactive here. Kidnappers have been killing, raping and maiming in that state for years. People are afraid to travel. But better late than never. I hope he arms them well and gives them APCs. Otherwise, those Fulani guys ruling Edo bushes with their AK-17s and other weapons will use them for target practice.

Jennyclay:
Why is it that policemen children are always wayward and criminal minded?? Abi the curses policemen receives everyday from Nigerians do affect their children too??

It's possible. Please reduce the curses.

headbasher96:
well for hw long bro

It should have gone on forever? These things happen in episodes. They'll come back.

headbasher96:
how i wish it was naija no need for hunters every nigerian is a poacher on his own

There were pretty serious monkey attacks on people in Gbagada fairly recently.

Pwettylinda:
Hmm

'Ow 'bout movie or dinner sometime?