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Jokes Etc › Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by JuanDeDios: 7:34pm On Aug 14, 2014
chibwike: Someone asked a blind man "can you see your dreams"?
That's an intelligent question. Why do you think it's dumb?

By the way, a blind man who used to be sighted would see in his dreams. One who was born blind would not.
Jokes Etc › Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by JuanDeDios: 7:32pm On Aug 14, 2014
selena: A friend of mine by the name of Rebecca saw a former classmate at a wedding...in fact this guy tried to scope her a few years ago.after my friend approached him to say hello, all he asked was Rebecca right?...my friend replied that mmm mm..it's Cindy·Ode...
He needed to make sure it was Rebecca.
Jokes Etc › Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by JuanDeDios: 7:29pm On Aug 14, 2014
iceberylin: In a j0b interview...
"y d0 u need this j0b"
i be like
"niqqa ,am br0ke"
I wish those who ask this dumb question will stop it.
Jokes Etc › Re: Dumbest Questions You've Ever Been Asked? by JuanDeDios: 7:29pm On Aug 14, 2014
taraboo: Trust me am a full blooded nigerian and I understand that it has become a norm for most Nigerians to ask obvious questions which I find dumb buh that doesn't stopit from having the quality of Dumb anyways!
Some go you dey wash? When its xo xo obVious with a pail with soaped water in it and clothes, I was probably baptising the clothes
He wasn't necessarily dumb. He was just making conversation.

Or the other one that goes:
Customer:Gimme Fanta
Seller:Sorry,there's no Fanta we don't HAVE ANY COCA-COLA products.
Customer:toh!You have coke?
Well, that was dumb.

defendedvictim: dumbest..dat Shud b wen i visited my uncle n he wz Lyk 'is dis u?'
He's not dumb. He was making a conversation not asking a question.

Janiobi: Meeting a long time School friend and all he could say was .. Janiobi, you still dey alive... angry angry angry angry.No nah my ghost him dey look
That wasn't a question and he's far from dumb. It was a conversation.
Nairaland General › Re: Ebola: US Approves Liberia Request To Send Untested Drug by JuanDeDios: 8:54am On Aug 12, 2014
chidyhels: Only God will save the world.
No one knows the implication of this drug. If people will turn into monsters in yrs to come as a result of administering this drug.
America must be insane to think of using this drug on people that are not their citizens.
They will still be blamed tomorrow.
Right, they will definitely be called monsters if things go wrong. But if they don't give it out that has implications as well. I hope they've thought this through very well.
Nairaland General › Re: Ebola: US Approves Liberia Request To Send Untested Drug by JuanDeDios: 8:47am On Aug 12, 2014
TheMan3: Lab tats or not, what choice do they have? If they die using the drugs, at least they tried.
Yeah. Sometimes you have to make hard choices. I hope they take time to explain to each patient though.
Education › Re: The Worlds Top 15 Conspiracy Theories Of All Time. by JuanDeDios: 1:22pm On Aug 11, 2014
SirShymex: Firstly, ff you had ever passed through the four walls of a school, you would know how to ask a simple question - rather than opening your putrid mouth to call me a conspiracy theorist because I posted something. A simple question like: "Can you provide proof(s) for your assertion?" should suffice, not name calling. When you learn internet etiquette, you won't get insulted for name-calling.

Secondly, this goes back to the quality of education you had. I made an assertion and provided proofs...with the first one being a confession, from a former SAS agent, who was part of the strike force. If you want more, a simple google search should suffice. Or you want me to post everything on google? - you must be out of your cotton picking mind.

Lastly, I don't care about being smart - the forum is for sharing opinions, and I could care less about what an inconsequential character on cyberspace thinks. Just learn how to ask questions politely next time.
You posted a conspiracy theory on a familiar subject. wink And I had no need to ask you a question, thank you. Like I said, the article does not support your stated position. There is no proof out there - I'm sufficiently familiar with the subject. Anyway, your insults will not – or should not – rile any grownup because your temperament is clearly not normal. Some anger management classes will do you some good. You don’t care – yeah. Bye. smiley
Education › Re: The Worlds Top 15 Conspiracy Theories Of All Time. by JuanDeDios: 12:37pm On Aug 11, 2014
SirShymex: Next time, how about ask questions before opening your putrid mouth? I'm sure everyone that lives in the UK, and that actually follows the news and read the papers would know about the confessions of an Ex-soldier and the inquiry that was opened about her death last year. You honestly think everyone is as dumb as you - and once you can't discern the simplest things, it becomes conspiracy theory.

This is one of the gazillion links from the British press last year:
I read some of these "gazillion" stories from the press. What you just posted doesn't convey such knowledge about the M16 and SAS being responsible for Diana's death as you claimed - they merely disclose grounds for some suspicion. I don't want to go further with you - except to say that insulting people doesn't make you smart or right.
Education › Re: The Worlds Top 15 Conspiracy Theories Of All Time. by JuanDeDios: 11:12am On Aug 11, 2014
SirShymex: Lmao.

There's an element of truth in almost everything listed especially 9/11, Princess Diana, and the moon landing. At least based on new information,confessions, and what has been in the press in the last years or so, we know some MI6 and SAS agents were culpable in her death. The question is: who gave them the green light?

With 9/11, BBC reported the falling of the last tower before it actually did, and the way those buildings crashed like a controlled demolition is definitely one of the most fascinating things to ever happen.

The jury is still out on the moon landing. Apollo 14 is the most hysterical one - the guy actually played golf on the moon. Neil Armstrong and Apollo 11 didn't do much, they just planted the flag there.

I won't even get into the religious one, that's hysterical though.
He he. Conspiracy theorists sha.
Education › Re: The Worlds Top 15 Conspiracy Theories Of All Time. by JuanDeDios: 11:06am On Aug 11, 2014
rexkexmilan: Inasmuch as Some appear false(mostly number 1), majority are unfalsifyable.
They are all falsifiable. Not that I'm saying they are all false - although they probably are. Only number one is not unfalsifiable - as it's not falsifiable either - since you and nobody aint got no evidence on the existence or non-existence of Jesus or Mary Magdalene to start with and so the point cannot even be argued within the realm of evidence and empiricism.
Nairaland General › Re: 10 Of The World’s Most Dangerous Prisons:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: by JuanDeDios: 10:55am On Aug 11, 2014
icebeatz: 1- Gitarama Central Prison, Rwanda

https://static8.therichestimages.com/cdn/864/576/90/cw/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/prison-door-metal-zombie1.jpg
Rwanda knows horror. Twenty years after the genocidal war tore apart the country; horror is still alive in the Gitarama Central Prison. Overcrowded, underfunded, prisoners that aren’t beat to death die of disease or starvation. Desperate to survive, some Gitarama inmates kill and eat other inmates. As unbelievable as it sounds, basic primal instinct and survival of the fittest has taken over. There are no cells, and many are forced to sleep underneath beds, on the open floors, and in corridors. Built for 500, the prison holds more than five times that many on average.

http://spankthedonut..com/2014/08/10-of-worlds-most-dangerous-prisons.html
Jisos! The rulers of this country should be dragged to the Hague!
Health › Re: Duty and Professionalism: Nurses cancel vacation to care for Ebola patients! by JuanDeDios(op): 2:48pm On Aug 10, 2014
^^^ I hope so too. In the world there are people who understand duty.
Health › Re: I DID NOT start the salt cure rumor, only created awareness of d hoax by JuanDeDios: 2:34pm On Aug 10, 2014
egopersonified: So u are feeling so intelligent to want to claim you know too much abi? No matter what you claim here, the other thread already implicates you and as I stated there, I am just waiting to watch your arrest on NTA. My office is affiliated with a security outfit and I know what I have heard people say. U better prepare for the worst. Mtcheeew.
Well, the police would have to PROVE she sent it since she has retracted the earlier confession with an explanation. The'd have to show proof from her phone.
Health › Duty and Professionalism: Nurses cancel vacation to care for Ebola patients! by JuanDeDios(op):
Online and on street corners, in homes and in businesses, the idea of purposefully bringing Ebola into the United States has rattled the nerves of many.

But -

Faced with the prospect of coming face-to-face with this terrible illness at their Atlanta hospital, where its first documented Ebola cases ever are soon set to arrive, what did two nurses do?

They canceled their vacation.

"They said, 'We have been training for this,'" Dr. Bruce Ribner, who heads the Emory University Hospital unit where the two Americans with Ebola will be treated, told CNN chief medical correspondent Dr. Sanjay Gupta — himself a neurosurgery professor at Emory. "'We are not going to miss this opportunity to care for this patient."

http://edition.cnn.com/2014/08/01/health/ebola-emory-hospital-prepares/index.html
Politics › Re: I Will Support The Abolishing Of Age Limit For Presidential Aspirant: Jonathan by JuanDeDios: 10:14am On Aug 10, 2014
hungryboy: The youths we have nowadays go loot pass them Ibb squad sef
I tell ya.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Nuclear Bombers Keep Roaming Closer To U.S. Airspace by JuanDeDios: 10:12am On Aug 10, 2014
Forwetinnah: More excuses..same scientific processes the Ebola vaccine passed through before it was administered to the Americans. Wait a minute, are you trying to tell me that the vaccine would have been given to the Americans if they knew it wasn't safe..like seriously? grin .
Who said anything about they knowing it's not safe? I see you will never get it.

Forwetinnah: I'm not just saying the US is trying to get rich with the Ebola vaccine, I also believe the phrase I quoted from an initial post. Depopulation is another reason why I think the US is stalling my dear Sire
Oh, I get you now. Well, I know people who think the white man is responsible anything that goes wrong around them. When the Haiti earthquake happened someone said the West created it. And here you are saying America is threatened by your population and want to use a disease that has never killed up to a thousand people in a single outbreak to control it.

It's usually no use talking to people like you. But in the meantime, I want to thank Russia for producing the vaccine. I also thank Russia for letting their aid workers go Liberia to help sufferers are the risk of getting the disease. Thank Russia for talking about Ebola, the pledging of money and the recent announcement of the deployment of fifty-something epidemiology experts to the affected countries to help tackle the disease.
Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed: Jonathan Behind My Arrest By Military by JuanDeDios: 9:44am On Aug 10, 2014
condralbede: lai Mohammed why do you blame GEJ in every mischievous things that happens around Youhuh

Honestly its d right time you stand up and take ur own responsibility by yourself..
This doesn't make sense. He should take responsibility for his own political arrest?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Nuclear Bombers Keep Roaming Closer To U.S. Airspace by JuanDeDios: 5:38pm On Aug 09, 2014
Forwetinnah: Interesting. ..same drug that works for a HBP or Diabetic patient in the US, still works for patients with same crisis in Africa dear sire...The only difference of course will be the dosage ( depending on the severity of the case), i don't need to be medical student to know that. They tested the drug on 2 human beings and it worked. ..end of story. Please note the reason why I brought the subject up with the bolded phrase I quoted from someone's post. I'm not faulting the US for taking care of her citizens...no! All I'm saying is that the "excuse" doesn't hold water at all. What's the big deal in how the vaccine was administered to the said Americans?
The excuse holds water and you brought it up because you're a conspiracy theorist who thinks America wants to get richer off Ebola.

You don't need to be a medical student to know that the HBP drugs you mentioned passed through scientific processes. Please read up on drug trials and you will stop spreading the view that a drug is safe because it worked on two people. To declare a drug safe for malaria it must not only cure malaria but must also not cause other serious problems. That American woman may still have her fallopian tubes taken out and the man may yet find he can't sleep with his wife again. If that happens they will be compensated financially and that will end it. If they give it to you people and it happens here there will be more reasons for US embassy bombings since you people don't think properly and see everything as a plot against you.

That, sir, is the difference you fail to see. That's the big deal.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Nuclear Bombers Keep Roaming Closer To U.S. Airspace by JuanDeDios: 4:15pm On Aug 09, 2014
Forwetinnah: Oh please spare me all that safety and precautionary tales. We are talking about the same vaccine used on the Americans...there's been a lot of debate on the issue and people still cant understand the logic behind the "excuse". All they've done is advertise a product...stretch it out till people are really desperate and ready to pay top dollars for it, watch things go wrong and then swing in like knights to save the world.
No, you are wrong. The product has to go through proper testing and that might still take some time. By then, I believe the present epidemic will be long over and your top dollar theory wouldn't make sense. Of course, governments would have to stock up on it.

Why do you think they won't make top dollar if they release it immediately instead of waiting for the epidemic to be over? The truth is, there is no way to win with you people. If they release it and there is harm, you will say they are testing drugs on Africans. If they don't release it (which is the right thing to do) you people will say they ... what was it again? ... they want to create anticipation and make top dollar.

You say they used it on TWO Americans - how can you compare a government taking responsibility for two of its citizens (consent of patient and their families must have been obtained in strict according with their laws) to deploying an untested drug for MASS use in foreign lands?
Do you know the implication of using an untested drug on patients? If the use on the two Americans go wrong litigation would be in US courts and they must have taken some steps against that. But you, in your wisdom, think it's the same thing deploying in Africa for mass use.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Nuclear Bombers Keep Roaming Closer To U.S. Airspace by JuanDeDios: 3:39pm On Aug 09, 2014
Forwetinnah: Very true at the bolded. ..they don't have plans anytime soon to send the vaccine to Africa. Their excuse according to Obama is that the drugs are still undergoing " clinical trials" and won't be available till next year shocked . The same vaccine that was used on 2 Americans, air lifted from Liberia to the US in ' very critical' conditions which made them better is now on "clinical trials" before they send it to Africahuh!! Dem want plenty people to die before nii?? It's not as if they're giving the drugs for free. .why the flaunting? I don't really blame them,our medical scientists are slacking in Africa...The minute a bright mind from the continent travels to the West to study and excel, they keep them there to work for them.
And if they send an untested vaccine here to be used on the masses you will give them a high five? May God save you conspiracy theorists from yourselves.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Nuclear Bombers Keep Roaming Closer To U.S. Airspace by JuanDeDios: 3:37pm On Aug 09, 2014
SirShymex: And without Soviet supporting Fidel Castro and Afro-Cubans in Angola, to defeat Apartheid South Africa, South Africa will most likely look like Palestine today.
That's rich. I doubt it, though. Russian support in Angola and maybe Mozambique did not make any serious impact against Pretoria. Apartheid was NOT defeated militarily.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Nuclear Bombers Keep Roaming Closer To U.S. Airspace by JuanDeDios: 3:28pm On Aug 09, 2014
xp17: as dumb a'ss as putin, he gave a sanction that his people would suffer most, more than the sanctioned . seriously putin would be better off in the rehab .
Well, that is true.
Health › Re: Ebola Latest: US Rejects Nigeria’s Request For Trial Drug by JuanDeDios: 3:21pm On Aug 09, 2014
biafranqueen: If all you people that go to Babalawo, Cultic High Priest and Pastors for healing, power money and wealth would invest that same money into funding knowledge, science and other worthy achievements we would not have to beg beg every time.
Stop blaming the Government!
Leaders are a reflection of the People they lead.

BTW
If the experimental drug has side effects now Americans will be accused of experimenting on Africans.
You dey mind them? Educated people expect someone to release a drug that has not been tested on humans to another country for mass use just because they found it expedient to try it on their own citizens.
Health › Re: Ebola Latest: US Rejects Nigeria’s Request For Trial Drug by JuanDeDios: 3:18pm On Aug 09, 2014
Olucheye: When I did mention on some previous thread about a conspiracy on this Ebola Virus someone said I was making noise....


Can we all see the glaring Capitalist Moves Made by the US??

Not wanting to listen to any input as it might be true and might jeopardize their dark contracts with major pharmaceuticals on the release a drugs that will only manage this situation and not end it. Just the same thing that has being happening to HIV/AIDS

Although I do agree that the discovered drugs might not work a 100% but I'm certain it'll show a flaw that would be easy to modify and develop a perfect solution.
But if a solution is reached, how would they make profits from WHO subventions..


Let me sleep before they say I'm propagating conspiracy theories
Good idea bolded. You didn't even begin make any sense at all. The dumbest conspiracy theories get over 50 likes on NL, so the fact you gat 11 so far should tell you something. "Who subvention"! Are you for real?
Health › Re: Experts Say Transmission Of Ebola Virus By Air Possible by JuanDeDios: 11:19pm On Aug 06, 2014
kobonaire: What da .... And Dr Sanjay Gupta@CNN was yarning for hours that Ebola is highly infectious and not highly contagious. This subtle but distinct difference means that it can not be spread by air but rather only by contact with bodily fluids of an infected individual.
He's right. Even op article says no record of air transmission has been recorded among humans - it's only still a possibility.
Health › Re: First Case Of Suspected Ebola Discovered In New York City, Usa!!! by JuanDeDios: 11:19pm On Aug 05, 2014
Bawss1: That post made sense to you? One shudders to think how your brain works.
That is where we find ourselves - people can't THINK properly anymore.
Health › Re: Secret Serum Likely Saved Ebola Patients, CNN by JuanDeDios: 6:07pm On Aug 05, 2014
infohenry: Typical african always blaming others for their woes. Countries all over the world are investing in science and technology in order to face challenges like this in the future while our leaders are looting and the masses are praying and paying their tithes.
That is the problem. Once a problem occurs the FIRST idea to jump into their heads is WHITE MAN. These people actually think all the white man does is think of ways to hold them down. It's the perfect excuse not to actually try to tackle your problems. It serves their laziness and stupidity well. Sad.
Health › Re: Secret Serum Likely Saved Ebola Patients, CNN by JuanDeDios: 6:02pm On Aug 05, 2014
babseg: Don't you listen to news. The WHO has just realised $200M.

And please stop asking questions like this. It's common sense
You said a pharmaceutical company released Ebola into Africa so as to make money with their secret vaccine and I asked you how much they have made. Now, please read what you wrote again.

But maybe you don't need any reason to believe the things you do - hence you don't want questions asked. Some of us do.

How does the WHO raising $100 for Ebola support your theory? Are you even aware that Mapp doesn't have the medicine in question (the one you say they want to make money from) in stock in significant quantities?
Health › Re: Secret Serum Likely Saved Ebola Patients, CNN by JuanDeDios: 5:46pm On Aug 05, 2014
hansibone: why were these animals not spreading these viruses and diseases prior to the 19th century....(coming a bit close to our century) or should i take it back to the 17th century.... (at least we have documentations of the earth then)?

we need to ask ourselves these questions..... some centuries ago, these animals did not transmit viruses or diseases to us..... then all of a sudden these animals became propagators of deadly viruses...! (In PIDGIN MAKE UNA PONDER OH)....
Who told you there were no viral diseases spread by animals in the 17th abi 19th century?
Health › Re: Secret Serum Likely Saved Ebola Patients, CNN by JuanDeDios: 5:40pm On Aug 05, 2014
babseg: Yes that's what I have been thinking.

Zmapp unleashed the ebola in Africa in order to give its drug quick recognition and make quick money.

Pharmaceutical companies do this sometimes
So how much have they made?
Education › Re: Vice-chancellors Of Nigeria Universities (photos) by JuanDeDios: 5:31pm On Aug 05, 2014
doublebar: I passed through her at Faculty of Law AAU and I was so proud of her when she was appointed the VC of our great Alma Mater. Kudos to her.
So what's it about her that made you proud of her? Just asking.
Business › Re: Fiverr University by JuanDeDios: 10:09am On Aug 03, 2014
"Check out my Gig Extras"

How do I add that^ to my gig?

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