₦airaland Forum

Malory:
No sensible thing will make sense to a Gaybrel with a leaking ass

His comment was actually coherent and well rounded compared to your childish babble.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Rest in peace to the young niggarrrr

Big lesson to parents.....Teach your children street ruggedity and toughness

Definitely no solutions offered here.
Yikes.

khia:
Nigerians!!! SMH This is how most become successful in the USA, not thru degrees.

Tell me you dont live in the US without telling me you dont live in the US

Goofy.

Enudapan:
Nah eh! No qualms
This is so unsophisticated

Cross dressing, LGBT and other related nonsense
Is unafrica
Oyibos should continue there rubbish and Don't force us into it.
Cos you can't make us to believe that traditional polygamous marriage is bad, but still turn around and tell us to support gay and co

Says dont force us into it but writes in a white man's language and uses the internet....that's hilarious

aloma007:
Science is killing you
Wake up and realize it's getting to end time and never say never cos it is all proven in ancient books.
Anything can happen because it is a magical world we live in where anything can happen.
Stop saying anything can't happen cos many has happened before you were born.
Reason pls

Rubbish.
This actual internet that you are using was created by white people using science.

GOFRONT:
Hmmm.....@King

Truely, Religion is the opium of the people of africa..

Btw, what's with male folks wearing earrings even on both ears and then proceed to dreadlock their hair Hanty Anita??

Some even patronize wools and Lush just to keep the dreadlocks. ...

Well, I hope these guys wont run away when God would want to create Menstruation period as a part of their body system since they all want to act like Woman these days..

This post just shows how much religion and colonial mentality has brainwashed young Nigerians.

The standards that you follow were literally taught to you by whites...Africans had their own culture before they taught you that men dont wear jewelry and dreadlocks...look at ancient tribes.

Limassol:
Better in what aspect?

I feel ashamed to tell people that Nigeria doesn't have constant electricity,its humiliating.

There are lots of diasporans with horror stories of having to use up their entire savings accounts and end up having to use credit cards to fly back.

Personally I would not consider coming to Naija with anything less than 5m Naira just to be on the safe side...enough for transport,hotel,dash money for friends and family,dash money for small runs,food,mobile data.

Emergency cash too for anything that may come up.

It may seem like a lot to non diaspora but in the context of things it's more or less a years worth of savings or less.

Dont contact me for anything,I dont reply....just giving my honest opinion..as a diasporan

falseprophet:
Both Afghan military, govt officials and most of the population wants Taliban to take over which is why they advanced swiftly with little or no resistance.

They want Islamic Emirate and that is what they get, the west cannot just go about telling other countries how to live or govern themselves.

The hypocritical West will soon bombard the rest of the world with news of human right abuse as they always do, but the Afghan society likes it that way just as Saudi Arabia like their sharia law.

Everyone cannot live the western life where gay rights is fundermental and transgenders are the new civilisation.

Go and look at pictures of Afghanistan and Iran from the 1960s and before...they were pillars of modern architecture,a free society where education and technological advances were common,with booming economies and middle class.

Know history before making vague comments.

KingOdart:
These Yankees acting like there are no psychos in USA that can boldly walk into an embassy and open fire on everyone just for a flimsy excuse, but yeah let's use Nigeria to stroke our delusional ego

A country where thieves can make roadblock and rob people on a highway is in no position to criticize.

larryking540:
it isn't Nigeria thinking,it's a general world perspective,,the best achievement of a man is been able to provide for his family ,and what of a lady ?

u lady need to stop this your one sided thinking of is marriage an achievement,show me a lady in her late 40s and she will tell you the definition of not having a partner/husband ..you ladies really don't Know the definition of loneliness , Bec you see your friends hovering around you,u think they will be there for ever ,wake up pretty lady ,you will achieve more been with your husband ,

This is the kind of comment that shows how uneducated some of our people are.

There are thousands of women who are in marriages where they get abused every day and beat up,with cheating husbands...its better for those women to be single than endure that violence for years.

Nwakannaya1:
Normally, a factory tinted car should not need any permit at all, but in 2013, a bill was passed that mandated every tinted vehicle to get a permit within 90 days of buying the car if it is factory fitted or change the glass to transparent one within 14 days of buying the car. I cant remember what the fine is, but it should be about 6 months imprisonment if found guilty. Generally, you know Nigerian police would want to extort someone at any given opportunity, they are not after enforcing that law but after extorting people.

Normally, if it is illegal to drive factory tinted car without permit, those cars should either not be cleared to come into the country or issued permit at the point of entrance but Nigeria does not work normally.

When you check well, it is only police that check tinted permit but road traffic regulations should be the exclusive duty of FRSC as their ACT stated, and then the VIO to inspect vehicles. The police should not even be checking particulars of a vehicle at all, but this is Nigeria, everybody especially security outfits seek for a means to extort their fellow poor masses.

Well said.
It's not the police job to check any vehicle roadworthiness...that's why you have Road Safety officers.

Calitoscassius:
I ve got the vehicle already mate!



And it is an SUV 320 AmG 2019 Benz. I still never heard of the connection with medical and tinted windows. I mean, i am aware of tinted permit but not the medical part of it. That is why i asked.

Cheers!

There is no such thing as a 320 AMG.

320 literally means you have a inline 6 cylinder engine

It's not an AMG.

TalkTalkTwins:
Anybody that wants to say vanity in this thread should remember that diamond actually appreciates

If he ever goes broke in the later run, he can always sell them for even more than what he got it

False.

Diamonds dont appreciate.

Diamonds value is purely speculative compared to other precious stones.

9jaRealist:
Ibo Amak….let me not finish it…

Seriously though, regardless of ethnicity, it’s always good to counterbalance these types of stories against those like that of (for example) Invictus Obi or Abidemi Rufai. Of course, one difference might be that this dude was likely US-raised, but (speaking from PERSONAL experience) the Nigerian cultural traits of self-ambition, self-assurance, doggedness and determination, even in the face of odds (combined with an appreciation for personal achievement), still runs deep in the diasporic blood.

Naija no dey carry last - except here in Nigeria!!
>

Igbo cultural traits of self ambition and determination.
Show me one story in the last 20 yrs of a Northern person abroad being a successful politician,student,athelete,inventor investor...

Cerebellum:
What of guys with long and big gbola...and the okada man suddenly say "bros, ur girlfriend go dey enjoy you", wetin that one mean??

This was funny as hell,more of this instead of the weak posts that are here 99% of the time

Lostchild:
Nigerians don't adopt children. Adoption is not for us. We are religious and we have faith in God to help us in areas where we cant help ourself

I check your profile and i saw that you are even a Nigerian and you are asking all this questions

Nigeria is not America. Hope you get me.

Nobody gets you

Especially when you cant use logic

Religion that was given to you by the Europeans has blinded your sense of reasoning and your obtuse reply proves it.

A country where the President cannot get medical treatment in his own country speaks volumes.

A country where a policeman can be bribed on the street speaks volumes

A country where you can go without electricity for hours speaks volumes

A country where your land can get stolen by herdsman and you can do nothing speaks volumes

A country where you have majority of college graduates jobless speaks volumes

A country where robbers can block a national highway and stop travellers and rob them in broad daylight speaks volumes

A country where you have to but bars on windows and fences to hide your house speaks volumes

A country that imports oil,food and products from overseas even when they produce them locally speaks volumes

You cant tell me Nigeria is great because of a handful of elites that are living food and using your money as toilet tissue.

favinvest:
I think a lot of people are getting things wrong..

there is wat is called STANDARD of LIVING & QUALITY OF LIFE..; life expectancy etc..

u can be a billionaire in Afghanistan/Somalia/Yemen, but with that environment, do u think that that billionaire STANDARD of LIVING & QUALITY OF LIFE..etc , can be compared with a lower-class man in a very peaceful averagely poor country like Lesotho,?

so it's not about the cash but it's the value of life, Quality of life..

this is one reason why Ghana, Malawi, Nambia etc are rated above Nigeria.. even though we have more money than them..

same reason why Akure is rate above Maiduguri even though its bigger with more people more federal presence.. etc

Exactly

You cant explain this enough to simple minded people.

You can be a billionaire in Lagos but your trapped in your mansion,you provide your own water and electricity,scared to travel by road to the countryside.

Or you can be an average worker in the US and go anywhere in the country by road at anytime of day or night,never have to bribe anyone to do anything for you.

That's bad.

N70k is more than what most people in the US pay for a 3 bed house and they have light 24/7.

Terrible.

You need to vote the thieves out.

Thelimitbreaker:
You are very right my dear.... Coupled with drastic changes in time zones in the same country.... For example in Nevada they can be in 12PM while it can be 5PM in Washington..... Funny country indeed!

False.

There are 4 time zones in the US.

myBraine:
I disagree.

Development doesn't just happen, there are procedures to follow. Every great thing takes time and change is constant. Nigeria is still better than many African countries whether you agree with me or not. How many Nigerian can survive a day in NK with the level of freedom we're used to. All we need is patience.

Present empires will crumble as newer ones will rise. It is in this same world that we once had the great Britain, the Soviet Union, Nazi Germany, and the imperial Japan. Many of these empires have crumbled today with only Japan striving for relevance due to their unequaled knowledge of how technology works. Today, city like Tokyo is the most advanced cities in the world. Seoul in South Korea is another smart city worth mentioning. These two cities and their respective countries were able to attain such a great feet because they have citizens that so much care about their country. Samsung alone contributes about 17% to South Korea GDP and likewise Toyata to Japan. Now imagine if we have companies like Samsung and Toyota in Nigeria? Yet, we have one of them but because Nigerians are too naive to sight opportunities when they see one.

America empire and western hegemony will soon crumble. China and the rest of Asia will take over dominance. Immediately they reach the peak of development, they'll crumble as well and Africa will finally colonize the world.

Ogogoro don finish dis guy brain

If Bubu ever got sick,you would never see him in a whole year,Trump is older than him and 10x more active.

In the 90s when I was in school,5 naira would buy you meat pie and cold mineral with change for small biscuits.

Even today in developed nations,coins can buy you sweets and gum.

Timekeeper:
Dont take things to serious..my iPhone will Last forever... Shoe is vain

New iPhones come out every other year,they are immediately obsolete.
Even way worse than shoes.

And not only that your iPhone is over priced.

You really need to grow up and stop criticizing others

Timekeeper:
Vanity upon vanity
Ecclesiastes chapter 1 vs 14

I have seen all the things that are done under the sun and have found everything to be futile, a pursuit of the wind.

What is the essence of 80 shoes when you wunt go with any when u die?

What is the essence of 80 shoes when there are many around you that can't boast of a bathroom slippers talkless of shoe?

Imagine person go shopping for 85 shoes... Sha is bad if she use part of the money to buy the iPhone I am offering for sale.. Imagine iPhone 7 plus 128gb for that matter.. She just wasted all on shoes..

My iPhone wud av been so beneficial to her... Linda u bleeped up


IPhone 7 plus for sale.. 128gb.. Price is 120k Lagos.. Check my profile..

The very definition of a hater and a jealous person.

It's her money not your money....and you have the boldness to put your own business that you hustle from in your post while telling others how to spend money....iPhone is a luxury item nobody needs to buy one from you.

MrTAnonymous:
Nigerian police officers love arresting people unnecessarily. You’ll be amazed when they start listing your offences.


If you are confident enough and would love to attract police trouble in Nigeria, try these tricks and don’t say I didn’t tell you initially.

Top 5 Things That Will Surely Put You In Police “Wahala” In Nigeria

1. Claiming Right Or Claiming To Know The Law

Try to prove you know the law more than them. Most especially when you tell them you know your rights. When it comes to police, rights take on new meanings.

2. Carrying Laptop In A Backpack Or Just The Backpack

Just know that it’s either you part with a huge sum of money or you lavish in the cell for a night. To Nigerian police officers, you’re an internet fraudster.

3. Walking Or Going Outside At Night

Buying Suya late at night: Your girlfriend craved for suya and you decided to be the good boyfriend. God help you if police officers decide to raid that night, you’re done for.

4. Having Dread Locks, Tattoo, Or Gold Chains, Or Iphone

Once you’re on dreads, you automatically sign for police trouble. To them, dreads means you’re a potential criminal. If you want to add more salt, just tint your dreads to red or green.

5. Using A Benz, Venza, Or Any Sophisticated Car

Make sure you are a young guy and your car is above the 2009 model. To police officers, you are a bag of money. Therefore, it’s very easy for them to milk you.

Funny enough, when armed robbers are operating in an area, they won’t show up until the robbers are gone.

The End!!!

So Guys,

Add Yours

Lets hear from you

Drop your comments

A Toyota venza is not a "sophisticated " car.

Justnice11:
Things are changing swiftly, and it seems the world is becoming more and more corrupt. When we were kids, there are certain things we can't do (or even have access to). Nevertheless, the opposite is the case in today's society.

Today, you see young secondary school students indulging in things some university students of those days didn't even do. In this article, we will be discussing why some secondary school girls are having boyfriends.

It's unfortunate that rather than concentrating on their education and building their future, they are already messing up themselves with guys. Unfortunately, some of them ended up dropping out of school due to reasons like:
- unwanted pregnancy and premature motherhood
- death, as a result of complications that came up while trying to abort their baby
- embracing the lies told by their so-called boyfriend, and ending up embracing a life of mediocrity (think about young girls that ran away from their parent's house to suffer with a stupid guy somewhere).
- Etc.

Now, let's see some of the factors bringing these things in the first place:

1. Lack Of Proper Home Training:
Everyone knows that many parents today are terrible people who have no business bringing children into this world in the first place. I mean, how will you give birth to children, and you don't care about what they become? Such parents don't have time to train their girls and such girls grew without direction. Such girls ended up without dignity, and even see nothing wrong with messing around.

2. Youthful Exuberance
Well, many secondary school girls (even those that are from strict homes) are simply exhibiting youthful exuberance. Young chaps are still young (and foolish), and they usually act without thinking about the repercussions of their actions.

3. Not To Be Left Out
For some girls, they do stuff because their classmate are doing it, and they don't want to be left out. This is a good reason parents must teach their girls to be confident and independent - not to follow the crowd to do something bad.

4. Peer Pressure
Some girls were originally not interested in such things, but found themselves there because they were forced by their friends. Hence, our girls must be taught to be careful with those that associate with. They should run from the "bad girls crew".

5. Lack Of Essential Things
Some girls started messing themselves with boys because they need money to take care of themselves. Hence, parents should strive providing for their daughters, so they won't need anything from any stupid guy (who will want to take advantage of her situation to mess her body).

In conclusion, please, parents should take good care of their daughters. Many secondary school students are exposed to terrible things today. Always follow the day to day activities of your daughter, so she won't bring shame and disgrace to you

You do realize that secondary school students are teenagers and yes they will date each other.

They have done so for centuries and will continue to,nobody made you an authority on morality and teen behavior.

mrwonlasewonie:
you better be careful.dss is on the prowl . remember what happened to Tiwa savage and Don jazzy

Olodo

I dont live in that country of yours anymore so they cant do shi shi

Women will follow the money,you could be ugly,short,gorimapa...if you have money like the millions he has you can do whatever you like with the finest chicks.

All those Instagram girls you chase,they go to Dubai and lie with the dirtiest of the money bag men over there.

Men build yourself first,then you too can be a player and have them chasing you.

SmartProf:
Lord Lugard really dealt with us in 1914 by uniting us with religiously brainwashed mammals. Now look at the cancer we are having to deal with. Meanwhile, I see a whole lot of these rich Muslims & Arabs in Europe flexing & enjoying a liberal society, and I laugh at their hypocrisy. For legal professionals to think along religious lines in a secular society like Nigeria, which has national laws just tells you that based on ideology, they are not so different from Boko Haram extremists..it's just that these northern muslim lawyers don't live & practice law in Sambisa.

Exactly.

These so called laws dont apply to wealthy and rich Muslims only the poor.

Rich Muslims spend lavish amounts on clubbing,alcohol, call girls and other things that are frowned upon in their religion,but will punish their fellow men for doing the same.

Dont compare Lagos with London ever.

Even all Nigerian Presidents including the empty vessel that you people elected would never dare to be treated in any hospital in Lagos.

They all fly to London and other foreign capitals.