₦airaland Forum

Zonefree:
Walk into any barracks close to you and exhibit your anger. That's the fastest remedy to anger.

Don't forget to thank me later.

Lol

egobetter4me:
My write up isn't funny. It is my true life story. You're welcomed to mock me though!

It's time to be a man and cut off the umbilical cord tied to your mum.

Make it your New Years resolution to be firm in your decisions and stop being a kid who beckons to his moms every wish. Your mom is manipulative and she is doing that because she knows you are darn too soft.

Grow up man. Make the year 2024 the year you become a MAN with real balls hanging down the nut sack instead of a vagina which you presently possess. Happy new year in advance.

Awesome!!!

This is sad

jamesversion:
See as the woman belle be like drum.

Lol, I thought I was the only one that noticed

ahnie:
Kajjy it's bn a while, how's life?

Ahnie I dey O. Life is good, no complaints.We thank God for everything.

Good to hear from you. How you dey!

Lol

Na wah O

So because you had a misunderstanding with your family you decided to turn yourself into a pseudo-orphan and start residing in an orphanage?

What kind of story is this?

D4gmail1:
Their father will miss her too.

Lol, I see what you did there

ThaFirstLady:
The lion has got woman problems too so he could understand with the comrade.

Lol

One lioness don do the lion strong tin, so the lion understood what the man was facing

Ballzproblem2:
I'm all for this , just hope it's super accurate.



pandora box about to open

Pandora's box already open

talented321:
Some girls use to forget their body count at 16'' if u see how girls Bleep around within a day'' u will just take ur share and leave it for the next man till god send u one wife or u go to the village and marry one. Because my village has wife materials i can manage, so after when i'm done with the city girls i go and pick one from the village.
Now days girls'' many of them has this figure.
From 12 to 20yrs has 1000 to 3000 body counts
While 20 to 30yrs has 3000 to 8000 bodys

8000 bodycount? I doubt any women has slept with up to 8000 in one lifetime

Ola9ja23:
Mumu
Na so it easy?

My wife once caught me about 6 years ago. We kept it within ourselves.
Though it was a difficult one year before she regain her confidence.

Now I work in another state and go home once in two weeks and no issue since then.

It happens but she has to give him a second chance

You must be an idiot to contribute with an insult. How old are you?

Only illiterates and morons without a working brain resort to insults in a discourse. Pathetic.

CHoccolaTE:
Hello Nairalanders,
What would you advice a woman who walked into the room and found her husband on top of another woman (having sex) to do?
What should be the best reaction for her at that moment?
Should she fight the husband and his female companion? Should she walk away? Should she discuss with them calmly?
I need both male and female inputs please, thank you.

What is the best response for a woman who walked in on her husband sleeping with another woman?
@cococandy, magnolia, bukatyne, mynd44 etc.
Thanks.

She should walk away and decide her next line of action from a safe distance.

Na wah

You did not apply emotional intelligence at all.

Yes, you should have collected the bread.

Most African parents/ In laws et al might think you are disrespectful by rejecting their gift.

This is not the western world. You should have collected the bread no matter how local or little it looks. Cheers.

saphiere:
90% of girls were disvigin by their fathers
the remaining 10% were disvigin by their cousins and uncles. Then the raping started from there.

You must be extremely daft.

Lol, this must be a joke

jarmy:
I have a little poultry and my wife helps me to sell the eggs within the neighborhood.

She insisted that I must pay her 100 naira for every crate she sells. I said she should accept 50 naira but she refused and said I should sell my eggs myself.

My people is this normal?

Let's be reasonable here. A crate of eggs goes for about 1500 naira if I remember quite well. Your wife is asking for 100 naira for each sale. I don't think she is being unreasonable.

She is your wife and not your girlfriend for God's sake. Emphasis on the WIFE.

It's not everything you bring to social media bros.

Kobojunkie:
Please find the nearest professional mental health hospital and make sure your brother gets assessed there by a professional abeg!

henrimoto:
Kobojunkie!

Onyiiobi7735:
Lol! The guy you quoted needs the mental home,far more than the Op's brother.

Lol

Jewessgratitud3:
You see why I keep saying you're dumb? It is now very clear you read to attack not to understand. See person wey get sense don read understand and even went ahead to do his calculations. Smart thinker. That's the kind of people I dey like to row with. Not "mama no food "? Like you and you r type who just comment on a post without fully comprehending.

I'm done with you. I can't be wasting my energy on a shallow brain like you

Frustrated old woman. Just forget about men foreever. It's too late for you. Dinosaur

garriAndsugar:
At 33yrs you were seeing yourself as small girl?

She is 43 years old, not 33. Go through her birthday post as well as previous posts. That's a very old woman.

Those of us that have been on this forum for long know her very well. Her original moniker was Mercychen.

She tells a lot of lies. She is extremely lonely and seeks online validation as a source of succour. Pathetic.

Jewessgratitud3:
LoL.. see as e pain you.

Now come let me ask you.... Why is every post of mine both the harmless and controversial ones always making you cry specially? You seem pained abi my type don deal with you in real life before?

You wanna hear this, hate is poisonous. It will only destroy and eat you the hater while the hated goes on rejoicing. Coming to my post to always shame and insult me with the same lines everyday does not have any effect on me or my account balance. So you see? it's a total waste of your time and effort you could use in bettering your life and making yourself useful to people around you. At least if you don enter compound toilet wash am the time you're using to type trash, you for don achieve something and compound people for squeeze a plate of rice give you this weekend but no... You chose to go hungry this weekend.

Abeg make I go check my stew. Everywhere don stew for me. Hahahahaha... Cry me a river.

Stop making posts to justify your being single. Stop fooling yourself. At 43 years old you might never get married anymore because your looks are no more appeasing to men.

You are way past what nairalanders refer to as EVENING NEWSPAPER (ENP).

Right now at 43 years old single and unmarried you are in YESTERDAY'S NEWSPAPER (YNP) category.

Mercychen the pathetic nairaland storyteller and habitual liar

Jewessgratitud3:
See as you talk full ground waaaa... Yet no one make sense.

We all know you cry yourself to sleep everynight. Continue deceiving yourself. 43 year old single woman.

You go make different posts tire to justify your being single at the very old age of 43, but we all know the deep truth. Pathetic Agbaya.

Women just love weddings too much

They value their weddings more than the actual marriage. Pathetic.

Timoleon:
Just know say in case them later kill each other, you made it happen

Lol

Good. Now the ENI Etan and Zabazaba projects can commence.

Jennyclay:
I put to you that this bolt driver is not innocent .

The police should tortured him and watch him confess all his evil deeds .

As long as I’m alive, I can never trust a man not even a Nigerian man.

Biko!! Torture him!!!

I pray you receive sense soon.

greenone:
Anaconda snake killed in Ore, Ondo State.

Anaconda in Nigeria?

I wonder why you nairalanders never read. Too many dull people in this forum. Pathetic.

thesicilian:
Reminds me of another pseudo country back home. The major difference being that one is completely online.

Lol

Psalme91:
I am tired of my marriage my husband has no consideration for me or our children he cheat like there's no tommorow he insults me like I am a piece of dirt . I am tired of treating infection all the time I am scared he may infect me with hiv soon. I am just tired of the marriage I want to leave I have a business but I am scared because I don't know how will I cope with 8 children all alone my business will not be sufficient for me to take care of 8 children alone. My health is at risk now because of my bp is high and the doctor advised me to stop stressing myself to avoid having a stroke. But I cant even rest because of my husband habit and both families are aware of the situation in our house but my husband isn't ready to listen to anyone.
please how do I go through this ? I need your candid advice.

8 children only you?

You are the one of those people causing population explosion in this country.

Seriously I don't pity people like you at all.