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First pic, looks like the paper was snapped while placed infront of a large poster-ish picture of Mecca, the second one is quite obvious that the eff you cee kay writings were falsely manipulated and inserted. Nice and funny trick though!

winner01:
Nairaland atheists wont comment here.

Nairaland atheist was first to comment on this thread with an unbiased mind as usual. Get a grip of your obsession with atheists, Sir!

You have a psychotic arsonist in your village! Fish him out and stop all these yeye spirit fire noise!

Onliie:
What if dragons were dinosaurs that breathe fire and are extinct?

WHAT IF? That's mere speculation and not empirical proof. It's quite normal for the human mind to exagerate scenarios and modifications are made to spur heroism or religious acts as the stories are passed through generations assuming humans co-existed with dinosaurs. We have all seen dinosaur bones and have been able to differentiate them and their feeding pattern through their dentition. You do know what fire is composed of right, so can you give us/explain how the dinosaur anatomy made it possible to breathe fire?

Onliie:
Dont say that's not possible, cause we have an insect that produce light from his abdomen, fish that produces thousands of volts, enough to kill.

All you have mentioned here are living things we have seen, felt, observed,measured its voltag, can easily point to enough undoctored video evidence for just anyone without sounding like someone high on weed but alas your mermaid myth isn't one of them. Empirical proof brother!

Onliie:
They must have seen something to justify these stories. Same kind of description of these creature. Think deep, my brother.

That there are so many stories about Dragons breathing fire across many ''unconnected''cultures and in written texts found in scrolls unearthed by archeologists does not mean Dragons have existed. Not one empirical proof! Your mermaid falls in the same category. Sir, there's nothing to think deep about here. It's a pure waste of time.

Onliie:
Santa claus is only western culture, not African or Asian(We only borrowed in recent times).

There we go! The length you will go to defend ''ridiculous myths'' when boxed to a corner. From confidently saying many cultures believe in a story to stylishly saying only western cultures! In Patience Jonathan's voice : ''Continu'' .

Meanwhile, isn't it quite obvious Uwaifo just wanted to link a story, a sweet one that readily appeals to the mass of gullible superstitious Nigerians, to his hitsong. Many artists do it and have been doing it since time immemorial, it's not a crime anyway. How many times have we heard of artists with Davido's wealthy background claiming ''street'' or those that claim to have been singing from a year old(One year olds can barely talk human language sef) or a Correction officer like Rick Ross claiming druglord/gangster! It's just a human psychology trick to keep your fans!

Onliie:
If mermaids were not real, how come many different cultures all over the world seem to have a story about mermaids. cultures that have little or no connection to one another

Duh! Many cultures have stories about Santa claus a.k.a Father Christmas or the tooth fairy, does that make any of them REAL?

Orikinla:
You cannot believe in God without believing that mermaids exist.
It is like saying you believe in God, but you doubt the existence of Satan when God himself created the angel Lucifer who later became Satan.

Yada, Yada, Yada! god, lucifer, mermaid, jinn all fall in the same category of spiderman bullsheet. You do not have to use large fonts, feels like you are screaming out just because you want to talk. Go easy with the fonts!

Yeah, I've also seen Spiderman. Dude shoots out spiderweb from his hands and can swing from building to building. Many witnesses have confirmed to have been rescued by spiderman at night from robbery attacks. I have even interviewed two of them. Though, Spiderman's activities reduced drastically to 0% with the invention of Camera and have slightly gone back to 50% with the advent of Photoshop and social media.

Now replace Spiderman in the above paragraph with any superstitious being starting from this mermaid.

Moving from an FG job with lesser pay(Min of works) to another FG job with higher pay(Fed.Uni) including other clandestine work benefits! Bros, what else are you waiting for?

Keneking:
Ok...picture of helicopter flying or you know this is a pumping machine assembled under a Prof. supervision

So if your wife refuse you sex you can not wa.nk it out or visit olosho, you had to pour out your frustration on an innocent 13 years old abi?

MTN maitama abuja just cost me 4 productive hours because of this their yeye SIM update. I won't be surprised if they ask us to do it again.

He can be whoever he wants to be, that's his business! As long as he does not,one day, strap some explosives to his underpants go among the football loving spectators and blow himself up or do any other harmful act all in the name of defending/upholding his religious beliefs by then it becomes our business!

Can't believe some punks were castigating him on that other thread. Some eediots even called him hypocrite, too proud e.t.c If you are guilty of this and reading this, know that you are a big eediot! Thank You

Take heart, Mr. Vincent! Remain strong and R.I.P to mama!

Haba people! That the state is offering a 250k car loan does not necessarily mean those who get the loan must buy cars na? They can use it to setup small businesses or improve on the ones they have already. Most important is they have a BULK AMOUNT to carry out small projects they have planned with a friendly repayment plan.

I remember when I lost my wallet containing my Access Debit Visa Card back in 2013 on a Friday night, with a foreknowledge of the 3 reasons OP posted and knowing that banks won't open till the following monday, I quickly sent a mail to Access Bank customer care center, got a call from them 30 mins later (KYC purpose) and the card was blocked immediately to avoid stories that will touch me.

Meanwhile, shallow minded people want NYSC to be scrapped instead of improving on their shortcomings.

What happens to the slot and points, In the event of a 6 game accumulator where two events end with draw and the person chose Swansea DrawNoBet in event1 and maybe Basel DrawNoBet in event2?

Cc

akraym:
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SenatePresdo:
haha..I get you now.

Perfecto

SenatePresdo:
Are you an atheist

Duh!

johnydon22:
Hahahahahahahahahahaha you won't kill me with laugh abeg this guy!.... My girl friend is here, if you see the kind eye she look me now for laughing out all of a sudden. .if i do it again she go think say i don deh madt..

she even deh vex sef say i deh press phone while she is lying here beside me..

Lol... Abeg give that beauty your full attention jare! Nairaland Religion section will still be at your fingertips, e no dey run.

SenatePresdo:
you said that the satanists are also the atheists we have in nairaland, operating with different monickers.
You gave son.of.lucifer and mus.keto as an example.

And i'm still asking, does it mean that their is no atheist that doesn't acknowledge satan here. Because that is what you insinuated!

It's either you misunderstood my point or you are trying to be mischievious by using the word ''insinuating''. NO ATHEIST ACKNOWLEDGES ANY SATAN HERE.

My example with the monicker here is just to tell you that some people are just catching fun on Nairaland with multiple IDs. From the way they comment, a discerning mind will quickly notice that they are just trolling.

SenatePresdo:
(6)since i begin to enter this section, it has done more harm to my faith than good, God please help me ooo, i dont wanna be an atheist!. What will i tell my parents if i later become a certified atheist like johnnydon22.

That guy's comments has wounded my faith seriously.

Kikikik, Johnydon22 in trouble! You case for the christian god court go plenty ehn! They say you have been wounding people's faith. Get your lawyer ready

johnydon22:
You are very wrong..

Atheists lack belief in [size=20]Every deity[/size]. .satan is a deity and so is zeus and yahweh and so on. .

Bros, A or Every na still singular. All na semantics. It's the same thing.

SenatePresdo:
are you asserting that every atheist here on nairaland acknowledges satan.

Refer to your definition of atheist !

johnydon22:
[b][i]There are real satanists who are as much into the delusion. . only SonOfLucifer turned out to be acting..I have hit it off with him many times. …I have engaged Real satanists like Mellin too

Bro, I agree with you though one can not rule out the fact that being a faceless forum many multiple accounts are running the show behind the screen. I have been on Nairaland long enough to know when they are simply trolling and might be a multiple ID just having fun or trying to scam as it is the case with business section.

SenatePresdo:
A satanist is someone who believes in satan and acknowledges him. Whilst an atheist is someone who believes neither satan nor God

Atheists lack belief in the existence of a supreme deity but that's not why I am on this thread.

SenatePresdo:
how sure are you about this..

100% sure. Example : Mu.skee.to is the same person as Son.of.Lucifer. He has even come forth with proofs.

SenatePresdo:
how sure are you about this..

I would like your definition of a satanist first then I can truly know the angle you are coming from.

SenatePresdo:
(5)Atheists rarely engage the satanists. I dunno if i'm the only one that have observed this, but i rarely see it. Maybe most atheist are scared to engage them, but some die-hard atheist no dey fear face oo. They can argue with the devil himself telling him he doesn't exist.

What's your definition of a satanist? You seem to have fallen for the trick of multiple accounts. The so called satanists are atheists who have multiple accounts and are just pulling the legs of christians here while having fun and still doling out large doses of intellectual truth to christians.

Lateralmaths:
You are on your way to pay your tithe(which is the only money you have at the moment) and you meet a friend whose wife is in labour or an accident victim who needs the exact amount of money you have on you(your tithe). What will you do?

How can you be asking what will you do with tithe money when it's obvious the money will save someone's life? The morality of the average christian is a source for concern and worry.

If you can not do good for the fact, that it is the humane thing to do in a given circumstance then there is a problem with you.

If the only time you do good deeds is to please some skydaddy somewhere or some rules in some holy book, then there is a problem with you. Gosh, are humans these wicked?

victor2fresh:
U guys should stop promoting ugly people..she's rich and famous no doubt buh she no fine hoha!

That was below the belt man, ouch !

You did no wrong jare. If I were you, I would still ask for my 5k, making total money collected to be 10k.

Bros it's just 7k na! You created a Nairaland thread and make funny threats like its 70 million Naira.Whether the Bank mischieviously or erroneously deposits any amount into your account, the only money you should withdraw is the one you put in there yourself before going to rectify it because they will limit your access to the account.

Once you withdraw any money other than yours, you have committed a crime and the bank reserves the right to get you arrested till you pay that money. You better be an untouchable figure with immunity clause or a SAN lawyer if you are not willing to return the cash else kirikiri will be your humble abode.