₦airaland Forum

Lol... What a joke!

Sincinnati:
They are not crap. We can’t deny the unquantifiable impact of them Einsteins, Newtons, Faradays and the rest but these guys now are certainly not crap.

Didn’t NASA successfully launched something to Mars recently? From Earth to Mars, isn’t that interplanetary travel becoming a reality? Electric cars are now a reality, a lotta things even most unexposed whites themselves thought were impossible is happening right before their own eyes.

The figures they’re quoting (the archeologists) may sound quite outrageous but I think in their field, precision and accuracy is not totally imperative.

Noo working scientist be crap oo.

You have the energy to reply such ignoramuses! You dey try!

She needs some good pro bono lawyers to help free her and her newborn! Ondo State lawyers make una help this woman abeg !

Attorney General wey no sabi law and is somehow a SAN! Also tasked with advising the president! Welcome to the country ruled by quota system products!

Penguin2:
Ugly currency.

Is that not a guinea fowl?

Ugly but stronger than the naira! Joke is on you!

Abeg don't bring crypto into the discussion. Nigerian stock market has been in a sharp decline even before crypto became popular among Nigerians. Don't stylishly blame crypto abeg!

No youth will invest in a moribund economy further destroyed by an administration interested in only COWS.

Another reason is it's the ease with which one can easily trade the NYSE. Why trade Nigerian stocks, when I can trade American stocks?

Calitoscassius:
I don't agree with twitter losing money buy why is Jack dorsey obssessed with Nigeria?


And how do you know he is not losing money? are you his accountant or bank manager?

Do you even know what Twitter is meant for? So posting a flag on the day Nigeria decides to celebrate its democracy day is obsession? When Google changes the design of Google to celebrate with us on independence Day means Google is also obsessed with us?
How do you know he's losing money? How much was he making before the ban? How much is he making after the ban? How many Nigerians actually pay for ads?

Jack Dorsey doesn't even earn much from Twitter, dude owns about 2 to 3% of Twitter, most of his earnings come from square.

For someone, that gave out $1 billion as COVID relief and your Govt begging for ventilator through his platform is who you people are saying needs Nigeria This is funny!

seguno2:
What will you do if the president bans your tech platforms because you allowed him get away with this Twitter ban? Na who go follow you cry that time

Just ignore him, he's a typical selfish Nigerian. When his platforms get hit by the hand of tyranny, he will know by then it will be too late!

The zombies saying Twitter is losing money are making me to laugh If only you were not so ignorant!

kadraxkyle:
You are not a Christian nor a Muslim, but you are attending a religious school. Nonsense!

You don't have to go to a religious school to experience such. I have seen such in my kids nursery books even the hand writing books.
I just ignore it. Just because non religious people are not speaking up does not mean it is not happening.

What Nigerians are undergoing currently is not even yet related to debt burden! We are suffering the consequences of insecurity and somersault economic policies by our leaders. By the time the resultant effect of debt burden hits Nigeria, people will just be committing suicide!

NANS, don't worry. Your turn will come. Enjoy the brown envelope!

Lol... Using Google services, Yahoo, Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and co already exposes you. What are you hiding? Let them sell my data to advertisers, na today!

Mark Zuckerberg was queried the last time for selling user data! You think VPN is the only culprit? Your data, if any, has already been sold multiple times if using any of the above services! People are willingly exposing their day to day activities on Instagram and TikTok sef, you are here talking of VPN!

All these noise about VPN selling your data is dead on arrival!

bodyloveghetto:
Just download a lifetime vpn to access Twitter, I can hardly see tweet from Nigerians... fuqqed up country...

You have to :
1. Tweak your explore location settings to Nigeria. Do this on Twitter.
2. Be following Nigerians that are active on Twitter, so that their tweets appear on your timeline.
3. Switch your VPN location to a smaller country, not US nor UK. US tweets can easily superceed other location tweets.

But number 1 will most definitely work for you!

GeneralPula:
China banned twitter, Instagram and co to create their wechat, then they grow it and it’s now widely used..

Nigerian techs should warm up abeg - introduce a sane app and let’s start from there !

It's not about Nigerian techs! Would your government allow Nigerians to express themselves on the 'sane app'? Would the government itself be sensible enough not to post inciting comments like chest beating on how they can violently deal with citizens?

Akwa Ibom people, this is the time to demand for the heads of the thieves that embezzled this money! Buhari is not the only problem of Nigeria, even at the state level we need to start making it unbearable for these thieves!

Good one! This should help reduce obstetric fistula in child brides! Only that some people with dot on their forehead from the upper region of Nigeria will be against it, since many of them think with their dheeks not their brains!

Lekan239:
there was a time Fayemi the present Govornor of Ekiti state shared a good laptop to all secondary school student and all teachers of the state. i guess some other state gov might have done that too.

we tend to forget good deeds easily in Nigeria

No, we didn't forget. Student welfare is supposed to be continuous and should cut across virtually all government Universities. That was the point of my previous post! The world will not end if we all clamor that other current Governors imitate Fayemi. We are so used to old and archaic methods of doing things while suffering and smiling that it has now become the norm!

AnI77:
I suppose too that your so-called Student Union Government agrees to students not being supported? Somehow ,I wonder what you students of nowadays actually do in the so-called universities.

Hope I am not the one you are calling 'student'? First degree not done in Nigeria by the way, Masters degree already done! Currently sponsoring a sibling in University. I don't have to be a Nigerian Student before I sympathize with them. I understand what it means to have a conducive environment for learning! It is something I enjoyed as an undergraduate. There are still a lot of young, smart, and intelligent students among the students you demean with your condescending tone. Just give them the right resources so that we can all tap into their intelligence and talent in the future, else we lose them to the US, Canada, and other Western countries!

Dem even see baby laptop collect! For naija, nothing is given to students?

Thread for BMC to masturbate on! You got to work hard for your 30k, innit?

Damn, I never knew English and comprehension were this hard? Shaking my head at the 'emotional' responses on this thread!

Their Father! Chelsea haters how market? Una go watch us lift the cup in a few minutes, don't worry!

This Adamu na double head slam spots e get! Any wonder why he reasons like one with peanut for a brain!

EFCC when are you going to add Philemon Gora to the list of arrested Ponzi scammers? The ones you have been arresting are small fish compared to Gora of AIDA and other funny adjectives of his Ponzi schemes!

All the Chelsea haters have arrived. Hooliganism in English football is not a new thing. Every English club has its set of hooligans, some even chant racist remarks! Blame the English fans involved, not just Chelsea fans. Man city fans were involved, I don't understand why only Chelsea is being targeted. Infact ban the idiots that started the fight.

This is a stupid law! Some children just have coconut head, no amount of moral upbringing can save them. They must disappoint their parents!

Story, you can't disrupt flight! Worst you can do is prevent passenger vehicle from accessing the road leading to the airport at airport junction! Find another place to protest that will still twist arm the government! No let Airforce use Una do target practice ooo! I've said my own!

Amotolongbo:
Congrats

But This doesn’t look like a Nigerian wedding thing, more like the Togolese.

It's a 'court' wedding! to much fanfare during court weddings!

As if JuJu has ever worked!

Competition is allowed! Green Africa Airways, you are welcome! Just don't do us like TSTV!