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Romance / Re: Lady Transports Man With Her Huge Backside (Photos, Video) by Kirkman: 9:11pm On May 30, 2022
MyVILLAGEpeople:


Make the Yansh come soft like fresh agege bread. grin grin

But this kind Yansh go make guy cum quick with doggy.
Oh! Lord sanctify this Post..

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Sports / Re: Nottingham Forest Back To Premier League After 23years by Kirkman: 9:22pm On May 29, 2022
yusluvad:
Congratulations to Nottingham Forest FC on their new promotion to the top flight league...
grin

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Crime / Re: Cult Attack. Caution Graphic Content. Please Say No To Cultism. by Kirkman: 9:15pm On May 29, 2022
YahooG:


Na naija meaning of pellets be that,Boris grin
Lols! I know.man

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Sports / Re: Nottingham Forest Back To Premier League After 23years by Kirkman: 9:12pm On May 29, 2022
cynthia4good:
I think Nottingham will stay this new season but might be relegated back in 2-3 seasons again
They won't survive at all this new season with that their style of soccer. Even Brentford is more agile and deadly attack wise than Nottingham Forest.
Even almighty Watford and Norwich were relegated who come be Nottingham forest. English Premier League Is not for the faint of heart o!
Sports / Re: Nottingham Forest Back To Premier League After 23years by Kirkman: 9:03pm On May 29, 2022
bluefilm:
Huddersfield really fucked_ up.

I was rooting for Huddersfied to come to premier league because Huddersfield really helped me in wrecking Alabi in the just concluded season.

Unfortunately, the decided to cut my ticket today.

Long story short: Alabi won. Alabi always wins cry cry cry
I swear Huddersfield really messed up. I watched the match and I was wondering if this was the same Huddersfield that played with so much passion and vigour during the playoffs 1st and 2nd leg. They messed up today. No Zeal or attacks from them at all today.
Crime / Re: Cult Attack. Caution Graphic Content. Please Say No To Cultism. by Kirkman: 8:44pm On May 29, 2022
YahooG:

Pump action is very deadly,one bullets of it,contains about 50 to hundred of Boris,if you know what I mean
Pellets you mean not boris. grin

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Celebrities / Re: Kunle Adeyanju Finally Arrives Nigeria (Pictures) & Video) by Kirkman: 4:45pm On May 29, 2022
Akharmony:
Thank God for him, many also took the task but lost or died along the way. . He is really lucky to have made it to his final destination. This is just absolute service to humanity. . I dont know the model of the bike he is use, suzuki, honda, yamaha company must bake a good bikr for him .
It was a Honda bike.

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Travel / Re: Kunle Adeyanju Who Is Riding A Bike From London To Lagos Is Due To Arrive Today by Kirkman: 1:22pm On May 29, 2022
No matter how e travel reach he nor fit travel reach our Ajala the traveller in the name of Buhari..

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Politics / Re: 2023: My Presidency Will Bring Prosperity To All - Tinubu by Kirkman: 12:52pm On May 28, 2022
pinkPUSSY:
Whoever that's deceiving this man will never know peace.. They keep giving him false hope to be issuing statements even when the reality is very audible to the deaf and visible to the blind...

His advisers won't let him be until they finish draining him .. Very unfortunate !!!

Lol...

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Politics / Re: 2023 Elections: Simon Ekpa Declares 2 Weeks Sit At Home. Replies Kanu Family by Kirkman: 11:55am On May 28, 2022
NOETHNICITY:
Yes, una must sit at home so that Buhari will feel the pain
So after 7 years till now you still don't know that Buhari nor send anybody papa at all. It's not his region that is being affected so nothing concern am at all.
Crime / Re: Forgive Me - Akwa Ibom State University Student In Viral Sex Tape Apologizes by Kirkman: 10:45pm On May 27, 2022
lusid:
handjöb or blöwjob?
Who is this idiot mentioning me, do you think I am like you?
Crime / Re: Forgive Me - Akwa Ibom State University Student In Viral Sex Tape Apologizes by Kirkman: 10:01pm On May 27, 2022
TOPCRUISE:
What I love about that video is those moans and squeals she was emitting as the guy kept pounding hard with reckless abandon and slapping her bumbum hard as if he was helping kill 1000 mosquitoes perching on it

The moans go good for music soundtrack I swear. E sweet the girl die. grin

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Celebrities / Re: Have You Ever Patronised A Brand Because Of Its Brand Ambassador? by Kirkman: 2:30pm On May 27, 2022
For naija that shit doesn't really work nothing will make me open a UBA bank account cos of one boy musician called Whisky grin
But for the foreign scene brand ambassador deterrmines the sales figures of a product.
You wear Nike's because Le Bron does, You wear Jordans cos of Michael Jordan, you drink Redbull because Max Vestappen says so..
You get the picture?

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Phones / Re: My Terrible Experience Shopping With Jumia Nigeria by Kirkman: 11:58am On May 27, 2022
Dclique; sorry for your bad experience with Jumia Nigeria, I have also had a nasty experience with them too. In as much as we try to patronize these online stores to keep them in business sometimes it's just not worth it. Next time buy from a physical store.
Now you have a TV to fix and another UPS to buy.

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Politics / Re: 2023: I’ll start from where Buhari stops, Lawan says to delegates by Kirkman: 9:17am On May 27, 2022
So oga fat buffoon rubber stamp senator dey follow talk. We have really seen things in this country.
Romance / Re: I Saw My Girlfriend Washing Clothes In Her Bestie's House by Kirkman: 2:06am On May 27, 2022
I laugh at op in 3D grin comrades...

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Politics / Re: Buhari Cabal's Adoption Of Jonathan Unsettles Tinubu, Osinbajo, Amaechi- SaharaR by Kirkman: 8:16pm On May 26, 2022
I am sick and tired of all this beer parlour gist from all these brown envelope journalists ans thier permutation and combination. Sunday isn't far anymore. The movie will play out for us all to see.
Car Talk / Re: I Want To Slap Somebody At Radautoworks by Kirkman: 3:59pm On May 26, 2022
GloriousGbola:


UnFortunately for you, there are multiple other people with similar complaints of poor service

I am sure you can begin to tell us about how all of them bought junkers or Nigeria used cars or what ever nonsense your addled brain will spill out.

It is clearly be too hard for you to understand that there is a problem with rad and her business model

It is far easier to blame to owners of the vehicles.

But then, you aren't a business owner and you clearly do not have the mental capacity to be one. At best you have the mentality of a ladipo tout who can never take responsibility for any failure and is only good for gaslighting annoyed customers

You also have poor reading comprehension since you missed the fact that rads team messed up two of my cars, a sienna and a Ford ranger

But you do you, overgrown edgelord looking to troll and talk shit like a 10 year old

Feel free to stand in the corner while the adults talk this out
. When we need some entertainment, you have our permission to drop some misyarns
Fada lawd...

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Car Talk / Re: I Want To Slap Somebody At Radautoworks by Kirkman: 3:18pm On May 26, 2022
nwauwa:
I forgot to add, they forgot some of their tools on my bonnet. When i turned back from vgc to them, there was no parking space inside and i was asked to park outside. So i parked, opened my bonnet, lo and behold they left about 2 tools(i dont know the name but it was not spanners or screw driver) in my bonnet.
Mr Glenn came to meet me outside and when i showed him the forgotten tools he exclaimed that they were expensive.

Would i recommend them to anyone? Definitely No.

On the positive side; their jerk chicken was really good so maybe they should close the mechanic side and focus on food grin
grin grin

Politics / Re: Lagos 2023: APC Committee Bar Abdul-Ahmed Mustapha From Primary Venue by Kirkman: 3:00pm On May 26, 2022
Jimasun:
He should not bother fighting them. Buhari will soon serve their leader confirmed breakfast.
grin With assorted sausage and baked beans by the side. Then they will brew him hot tea to wash it down.
Car Talk / Re: I Want To Slap Somebody At Radautoworks by Kirkman: 8:51am On May 26, 2022
GloriousGbola:


I am trying to give them the benefit of the doubt. That's all.
Oga you still owe us a Ford Ranger story/experience. grin we deserve to know what went down.

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Politics / Re: 2023: Jandor Emerges Lagos PDP Governorship Candidate by Kirkman: 12:53am On May 26, 2022
Foreigna2:


That one na mumu pikin. Him papa dey hide under bed for East, he dey Lagos dey cry Tinubu. Many of them are so stupid.
grin grin My belle o!!
Politics / Re: 2023: Jandor Emerges Lagos PDP Governorship Candidate by Kirkman: 12:10am On May 26, 2022
freshkpomo:
mumu PDP nor fit woo ambode?
Very daft set of people; I have never seen...

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Politics / Re: 2023: Jandor Emerges Lagos PDP Governorship Candidate by Kirkman: 11:58pm On May 25, 2022
Foreigna2:


It is obvious your parents are drinking kerosene from Ikpeazu's Jerrycan
grin grin

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Politics / Re: 2023: Jandor Emerges Lagos PDP Governorship Candidate by Kirkman: 11:55pm On May 25, 2022
grin exercise in futility. Who be this ekuke?
Car Talk / Re: On The Eight Day, God Made The V8: My Journey To 400 HP by Kirkman: 7:04am On May 25, 2022
Philadelphia:


Your G35 was faithful, loyal and honest. embarassed

But you left her angry

I’m sure your G wouldn’t have treated you this way wink
But the G35 was also a very thirsty bitch for fuel with bad Mpg. Sweet but harsh driving too. But this Merc is a smooth carpet in the sky just like Aladdin's carpet. So it's worth it grin HeavenlyBang did I lie?
Phones / Re: Why Infinix Is A Good Smartphone To Purchase In Nigeria by Kirkman: 10:18pm On May 24, 2022
Onyeka90210:
Sapa Sapa no fit catch me
Cos i know i know the God am serving
He will open the windows of heaven for me
Money go dey on ground for me never to purchase an Infinix grin

My brother sing along with me...

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Politics / Re: Ogbonnaya Onu May Be Buhari’s Favourite Candidate - Leadership by Kirkman: 6:37pm On May 24, 2022
Beer parlour gist on some bottles of Hero beer as usual. grin
Politics / Re: Amended Electoral Act: Threat Over Primaries As APC, PDP Decide by Kirkman: 8:16am On May 23, 2022
Unruly7:
He has not choice than to sign it today
Even is he signs it today. Inec will say it's too late for it to be implemented into law before the general elections.

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Programming / Re: Data Visualization Challenge: Which Of These Dashboards Can I Submit? by Kirkman: 8:03am On May 23, 2022
First of all i commend you for the effort that you put in and for taking up that challenge. I will go for the 1st one but you need to work on the colors combination. Someone here who is good in graphics or products design should be able to help you out.

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Sports / Re: 20 Clean Sheets: Ederson And Becker Share The Castrol Golden Glove Awards by Kirkman: 11:40pm On May 22, 2022
lytech1:
Thought Mendy will win the award, but bobo came back from afcon and turn fowl wey dey lay egg up and down
grin bro why did you make me laugh so hard this night?
Politics / Re: Hon Chibuike Amaechi Arrives Maiduguri For His Presidential Consultation(photos) by Kirkman: 3:13pm On May 22, 2022
Waste of time, space and resources. Amaechi ain't going anywhere. People would rather vote for Osibanjo.

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