₦airaland Forum

johnmartus:
I will remained you this statement in the future.

It’s ‘remind’ bitch.

….remind you of…

Iti akwu.

As a fan of Zwenge dance, I like this picture, the pose, attire, cat face and the costume.

It’ll be a joy to watch….if she actually know how to dance zwenge.

heniford2:
It has already began any cow truck we see we light it up in.East April is too far self

Do you call that wisdom? Isn’t that wickedness and deliberate act of violence and aggression?

We all support ranching, control of cows within a confined space instead of the usual unrestricted rearing of cows along the roads, schools, churches and most especially farmlands.
We Fulanis and their cows could be controlled to prevent destruction of farmlands and confrontations with farmers and concerned locals, isn’t that enough?

Why stop sale of cows or responsible transportation of them in lorries and hgvs?

Whoever is behind this should stop. He/They is/are abusing the little power he/they has/have.

AoifeNightfall:
Yes o!

Black men representing.

You claim it’s the same person, what’s his name?

drmuchin:
Cougars all about to suck the men dry.
Fear Daughters of Eve

What's with Spanish players and the obsession with MILFs?

If you’ve never dated an older woman, you don’t know what you are missing.

beautyhd:
I give it to the Wright brothers.

That is one hell of an invention thas has benefited almost everyone on this planet.

Ray Tomilson is a worthy mention.

All of them are geniuses.

Baird’s Tv
Parkes’s plastic
Tomlinson’s email
Bell’s telephone

Imagine seeing live action or recorded programme on Tv, watching football as it happens,
Speaking to someone who is thousands of miles away and even seeing them on video…

In the past, you’d write letter then wait 2 weeks or more to receive reply. Now you can chat or email.

Back then, when the Zuckerberg or Seun were still wearing nappies, if you want to comment on a newspaper article, you’d write your comment in good English language, send it to the editor and yours might not even make it to the readers column…a small space dedicated to wailers and the likes…you’d wait for ever, but the newspapers and keep checking to see if yours appeared in there, now you can write in pidgin,scream your lungs out, beat your chest behind your keyboard, swear and curse people and shout Lalasticlara or Mynd to send your wailings to the ‘promised land’ and within secs or mins, people all of the world are reading, giving you ‘likes’ or responding to the fight that you’ve just started….Amazing…innit?

phemmyfour:
When last did she score for the Falcons

I’ll blame it on the handlers and management of Falcons.
Oshoala has been consistent and very effective when playing for the Barcelona women fc, Rasheedat Ajibade is doing relatively well for Athletico, Chikwelu and co are not doing badly. There are a couple of them playing in France like Oparanozie and in the Swedish league like Glory Ogbonna…

A Westerhof kind of manager would bring out the best in this generation of Nigeria female players.
Falcons have the players and the skills to rule Africa and also be amongst the top 5 national teams in the world…The management need to find that blend.

It’s frustrating that Oshoala would play a fantastic game and score goals effortlessly few days to arriving Nigeria then struggle in a match involving Nigeria vs Ghana, Cameroun or South Africa.

LordGuru1:
When it's already few days to end their Tenure? They know that Original Nigerians are evil people that are only good at killing their own brothers and sisters, Never Courageous enough to destroy and chase out their Inverders and Enslavers. Now playing deceptive Judiciary, they are determined to ensure another Fulanis rule Nigerians for another 8 Years.

Why has nobody Liked or Shared the above post? Is it that all Nigerians are just satanic pretenders?! Secretly instinctively Ritualistic by default?! If we don't Start killing Ritualists with immediate effect, how can would-be Ritualists be deterred from such barbaric inhumane wickedness. You, yes you reading this post, you may unconsciously be a Ritualist that have not had an opportunity to activate your satanic captured Soul. Why did you ever scrolled that his post without Liking it?! Senseless evil Nigerians who always only pay lip Service and gossip about evil without any Sincere Desire and Effort to end it. Atomic Bomb shall soon be thrown to clear off all Evil Souls from wherever they massively populate in the World.

You have 2 likes there, I gave you one of them….your post has nothing to do with this thread though. You don’t have to appeal or solicit for ‘likes’ and you shouldn’t blackmail or intimidate Nairaland posters.

….Yahoo yahoo, ritual killers shall all perish….

Misfortune, ill health and misery await all evil people embezzling public fund and abusing their leadership positions.

Eriokanmi:
Are you aware this man owned a bank before he was governor? I just wanted to remind you so you'd stop all the needless posts, which were politically motivated. I had flown same aircraft with this man a couple of times. He was always seated at the economy side. No orderly, only him and his newspapers. He's one of the few who can fix this country, going by his antecedents as fidelity bank oga and as governor. If he comes out to contest, I'd vote him...mind you, I no be yibooo, so think well before you hit me back.

Nwokem jiri ya nwayoo.
Obi need to stop telling unnecessary lies and embarrassing claims.

I drive past his country home at Agulu and I know when that house was built or renovated….when did he build the present house in his Agulu ancestral home? Be honest…that’s if you actually know him well. When was that house built?…when he was an oga at Fidelity or as a governor?

Obi doesn’t need to tell Nigerians how many watches, shoes or shirt that he has….infact if he has only one pair of shoes, it’ll be very embarrassing for someone like him to broadcast it….Shoes/footwears are meant to be changed…imagine an Obi with just a pair of shoes coming to your home or a place where he has to remove them at the door…Nwanne those pair of shoes would be health disaster.

noblestan:
If simplicity was a person, then it's peter obi

If he actually lives in a boys quarter with all his wealth then our people should be worried. This is more than him being eccentric.

I like him but for someone who claims that he has only one wrist watch while he has been photographed on different occasions wearing different brand of watches or claiming to have only one pair of shoes…that lie is a sign of mental health issues or claiming that his son/sons do not have cars…why all that? What does he need to prove…..frugality?? Disciplined?? ascetic?? Let the man join a monastery and become a monk.

Obi’s claims sometimes makes us Igbos and especially Ndi Anambra embarrassed.

Isn’t he the one with a massive shopping complex in Abuja.

Obi need to calm down before Afonja people add another name to his ‘Hin Tu Lie’

SalisuJasper:
When you quit smoking weed, what can one actually use to replace the habit.

So u will be so busy that you wont have time to think of smoking again

Mkpurummiri.

Certified ‘nutter’ Nick Cannon is.

Deontay Wilder also has 8 children from 4 different women.
Eddy Murphy has 10 from 5 different women.
DMX had 17 children
Even late Muhammad Ali had 9 children but Laila Ali was most popular of his many children.
Old Dirty Bastard of Wu Tang Clan had 13 children.
Evander Holyfield has 11 children from 7 different women while George Foreman has 12 from 4 different women.
Someone mentioned Tu Face…he has 7 from 3 women. He hasn’t hit the 8 children mark…


From Enugu Ezike, Nsukka in Enugu state…King of satan had 300 from 59 women. The man died last year.

NwaAmaikpe:




Thank you for this update.

I was really concerned about your predicament and was going to reach out to know if you'd need help with printing obituary posters or "gone too soon" tshirts because I didn't see him being found alive.

We can only be grateful that he is alive though not well, get someone to give him a wad of cash, that should help trigger his speech.

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I was shocked. I also felt very guilty as I found myself laughing

Jaqenhghar:
There is a difference between being outspoken and being truthful. If you dont know the difference then I feel sorry for you

Tell them.

Rochas and Reno are always saying something. Mad men in the market square are doing the same.

I guess they are all truthful.

SOFTENGR:
Pls mention any Nigerian Politician that has spoken the truth, even against his party interest like Dino.
Dino is not my role model, but he stands out as a politician who always stands in opposition, both in PDP and APC, whenever things are going wrong.

What’s the meaning of that truth when the individual has zero integrity?

Dino was elected to represent his constituency. Not only did he embezzle fund meant to develop his constituency, he spent it on meaningless ventures acquiring meaningless items and liabilities that neither benefit him nor the people he was suppose to represent and be a voice for.

He is arrogant, greedy and immature, spends more time flaunting his loots and constituting nuisance on social media than be a responsible model for Nigerian youths.

He looks like Rochas, talkative and shameless. Like Reno, like Dino…young old men…not a strand of wisdom in their grey hairs and beards.

Sucre6:
Lols growing up memories are amazing aswear

True that. I remember I struggled to write 8 correctly.
I used lots of 2B pencil which had red stem. I liked it because the mark was bold….but after writing 7, my nightmare would start…no matter how hard I tried then, my 8 would look the the sign on Tinubu’s hat. Instead of standing upright and vertical, it’ll go horizontal. I would clean and erase making the space between 7 and 9 having a characteristic smudge….so I’ll normally have an HB pencil which is lighter and with a yellow stem…after writing 7 with my 2B, I’ll use HB for the 8 as there will be lots of erasing…my best effort then will have the 8 tilted like the tower of Pisa before continuing.

So many remedies tried to correct that…writing 3 and joining it with a mirror image of 3 or drawing O on top of another O

I was withdrawn from Mrs Ibezim’s class as the woman nearly killed me with her aña (cane) those very flexible sticks used to make furniture.

Sucre6:
You are even lucky self, me the number that took me time to understand how to write is number 5 I will always be writing it in reverse
My mum, dad and teachers shout for my little head tire until I com finally understand

You are a legend sir. I wish I could buy a bottle of your favourite drink.

walemoney007:
Bank manager in the USA

What about gate man in Nigeria?

Curious346:
you will leave amaechi and vote wike and moghalu?

Between moghalu and amaechi, who is more igbo.

If pressed with the same question, I can tell you moghalu will say his mother's father was fulani from Bauchi.
But amaechi has repeatedly said 'I will be a fool to deny my igboness'

Wike? That one is a cocaine addict and a mentee of the antagonist 'Ken saro wiwa' the mad ogoni poet

I will be voting based on my conscience sir. Amongst all the Igbos contesting, Moghalu is the one that appealed to me. My choice…I know he won’t even scratch the surface but if I was to vote, it’ll be him.

Personally, I don’t trust Amaechi enough. I think he is playing politics with Igbos. He might be a very hard working man, a Buharist which is admirable…it means loyalty…but I don’t trust him enough. It’s not enough to shout ‘I’m Igbo’…I haven’t seen his impact in the south east. Igbo law makers had to protest the non inclusion of south east in his train and railway projects.

If I would be motivated by ethnicity like I said above,it’d be Moghalu, if not Wike might get my vote. He is bold and doesn’t seem like someone who would be manipulated or controlled by anyone.

Amaechi as a president would be there to please the north. Wike would be impartial and can’t be manipulated.
I’m sure oyingbo incident would plague him but he stands out as a leader.

Curious346:
you sound confused

You’ve said nothing. You are the confused person. Check yourself.

Racoon:
Which Igbo? This same Rotimi Amaechi that overtly denied being Igbo? These Ohaneze should please shut the trap and stop associating sane Igbos from an illusory Igbo presidency in a skewed and failed geographical entity called Nigeria.

I don’t think Amaechi denied being Igbo, I find it strange and funny that Amaechi and Wike are both Ikwerre men. Wike has denied being an Igbo man and also he denied any ancestral link with the Igbos but Amaechi claims to be Igbo. I read here that most Ikwerres would be offended if they were called Igbos.

I think Amaechi would be laughing at Igbos gullibility. It’s fraud wearing isiagu and red cap, pretending to be Igbo as Amaechi is doing.

I will gladly cast my vote for Kingsley Moghalu even though I know his party isn’t well structured to make any impact than fast my vote to someone like Amaechi who would turn round to spit at you tomorrow.
Apart from Moghalu, I might vote Wike, he is assertive, bold, can be disrespectful but he has made no pretences where he stands.

Congrats to Senegal. They deserve it. Congrats to the Mane man and co. They made me so happy.

Sane has the bragging right over Salah when they get back to Anfield.

He needs that dip. That man stink from head to toe.

flokii:
Sheikh Rochas Abdulmunir Okorocha

I thought he was doing stand up comedy till he said Captain Rochas will be the pliot to a new Nigeria. We joke too much in this country.

I think he should join AY,Basketmouth, Chief Imo, Nedu wazobia and Sabinus. He shares some skills and talents with these people.

He is organised and can be creative like Ay, can be funny like Basketmouth, does stupid and foolish things like Chief Imo and Sabinus, understands Hausa and aggressive like Edu wazobia.

The only that made him unique and so special is his greediness. Rochas is very greedy.

Rochas is a comedian.

ChizzyBuna:
Why will a dull grown man wear waist beads
Abi you smoke dust??

It’s not your business. It’s his culture. It’s not against tie rule to west that I’m AFCON. He wears what he wants.

It’s 3-3. VAR and referee shouldn’t play any games here. Keeper collided with his defender allowing Abubarkar to score.

ChizzyBuna:
AFCON PROUDLY SPONSORED BY JUJU

It’s just a waist bead/string. It’s not juju. Stop being silly ignorant.

GingerbreadMen:
Nah, I'm still interested in swapping

…and I’m here complaining about the big boobs and 46inches hips that I see around me.

You don’t know what you are missing?

Slim ladies are bae. Tall slim women, nice femoral angles and perk cones…

beerfraud:
When did Hausa become northerners?
Are they not cow again because of election?

You’ve made a covenant to be an idiot.
Foolishness should be draining your energy but I’m wrong. You are full of it.

JackDaAlienz:
I can speak from my own experience
A white girl tried to set me up back in 2012
She came to visit us but started behaving bad forcing us to tell her to leave our apartment.

She refused to leave, so we drag her out of the house. Meanwhile as we were dragging her outside she was hitting us and assaultung us with objects. Once she was outside she started breaking our door and yelling that we raped her.
this blonde girl started punching her face!! To make it look like it was us that punch her.
She then took out her phone to take picture of her face with blood on her lips.
One of my guy then ran out to stop her from doing that then she started videoing him saying he is one of them help me help me.
The guy out of anger tries to collect the phone.
To stop her from recording him. And she made it look like he is attacking her.

When she started ‘behaving badly’ as you said, you should have called the police. When she was acting disorderly, one of you should have recorded it.

You didn’t call the police, you didn’t record her acting, even when she was hitting herself, you failed to record it….you only rushed out to stop her from using her phone to take a ‘fake photo’ and to record your guy…..and he was trying to do that when she was outside the house and could be seen by confused neighbours!!

Sometimes you manufacture and inflict yourself with unnecessary misfortune.

Amatarasha:
Dangote( group of past fulani military juntas) using our Nigerian money to build trashy companies, may he die a shameful death.

It’s hard to believe someone like you would type and post the above.

Shame on you and mind what you wish others.