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hahahahaha5x:
I shouldn't stress myself writing epistles.

I met a girl recently where I went to chill. I got there and ended up not spending a dime for myself. So when I approached her she asked for a plate of pepper soup which I got for her 500 naira. Lol

The next day while we were chatting she told me she was out of data so I transferred 500mb to her from my SIM since I subscribed 40 GB.

PS that's how I transfer data to people daily. Both guys and girls. It depends on the first two people who ask me since there's a limit.

When I went there later she was singing that she was hungry. I didn't wanna answer her because she was beginning to piss me with her beggy beggy attitude lol. After much consideration I gave her 2h to buy snacks and she got it.

Today she told me she's always bored whenever she's at work so I felt I should go check on her. I started taking some bottles of beer while chilling with her. Not long she started telling me how she's damn hungry lol. I jokingly told her she hasn't come to know my house yet o yet she's always telling me to do this or that for her. She just told me "I nor dey come person house". I then asked her "yet you bill people abi?" She said she'd return all I've spent on her. Las las I've collected my money and she has stood up from my table to be alone. In her presence I've bought drinks for two guys.

Nb: For those who would come here to tell me today is a working day. I make my money online. I'm a crypto trader. I can trade and make money anywhere.

Excellent

All the nets in my house are worn by these sons of darkness. The wage of sin is death. He is lucky he escaped. Na to burn am for sweet me, fools

Excellent!

Right001:
I usually frown at jokes or skit of comedians that do videos of soldiers been painted as a god and there by molesting civilians and people just laugh and say it just a joke. My brother and sister it may sound as a joke but it goes a long way because most military men watch this videos and feel like if I oppress the civilian then nobody can help then and also the civilian watching it will also think there are helpless before a military unknowning to him because that video just send an involuntary message to his subconscious. It is high time our comedian start doing jokes of military men been arrest by military police for abusing human right or military people been taken to court for molesting civilians. It is not about carrying of banner and start protesting about human rights but comedian videos can go a long way by enlighten the people without hurting or destroying the peace of the country. Thank you.

Nonexisting:
"his wife and two daughters were lured by the pastor of their church who took them into his custody and has since been having sex with both the mother and her two daughters" The pastor lured and not raped them, so the crime he committed is only child molestation. The woman foolishly submitted herself to the pastor and took her daughters along which is shameful. Since the daughters are children, the man should face the crime of sleeping with minors. Him sleeping with the woman is not a crime.

the story didn't even say the children are minor. We are just assuming. The goal of this post is to embarrass the male gender, nothing more

heniford2:
OUK under his watch as Abia state governor handled insecurity in Abia state introducing bakassi and even paid police fueling and logistics making provision for van for police and etc he has Been tested and his profile speaks loudly for him VOTE OUK come 2023

You are part of the problem of Abia state

Dabokem:
Are u tired of running out of meat?
Are you tired of buying in bits?
Are you busy?
Do you wish to get your meat directly from the market?
Do you wish there is someone who could take the stress off you?
Look no further,we are here for you...

We help you get your fresh meat directly from the abbatoir....

Chill and relax while we run your errands for you..

This ur advert is too poor. No location, No contact. How we want take reach una

You are on ur way to recovery already. Why? because you have acknowledged it as a problem and shared it.
Firstly,
Stop drinking alcohol. It takes brings out ur already existing vice.
2ndly, Stop and keep out from erotic places, pictures, stories and movies.
Thirdly, start cultivating healthy relationships, u can start with colleagues, church members or even relatives like cousins. When alone, involve your self in reading books relating to ur skills or jobs.
Most importantly, genuinely, invite Jesus to your life, he alone restore wasted years because time and season are in his hands. Pick a role as a worker in church, I advise ushering.
pS: Don't forget to run a comprehensive lab test to ensure u don't have an STD

Weldone!

Tired2022:
I'm a scientist, so I know I'm clearly addicted. I just had to create this account to stay anonymous because what I'm about to spill is so shameful to me. Even worse, is that I don't know what the end will be because I lack total control of my third leg.

Alright guys, my dick is my only problem right now. In fact I feel so depressed and traumatised.

I have everything going well for me, I make enough money to buy just anything moderate. I have not been to the hospital for over a decade because the need never arised.

So what's my problem? I can't answer that question because I'm so confused. I know I'm addicted to prostitutes and I haven’t been able to tame this dick of mine.

I'm a very shy guy, I find it hard to socialize with men not to talk off the opposite sex. So, I started with masturbation which lasted over a decade. Then I started making good money, I felt masturbation wasn't what I want, that I had to stop it.

I started visiting prostitutes. Its over 5yrs now, and all I want is to Bleep them all. Yeah, that's how I feel. Bleep all the women, yet I can't even approach one. So, I go for the easy way, prostitutes!

My biggest problem right now, isn't that I'm so addicted to prostitutes or spending money (over 70k every month), but I have had 35 prostitutes without protection. I'm so mad right now because I just bleeped a public toilet without protection. It's the only reason I decided to share this with you all. I'm sufferingggg...............

I have decided to get a girlfriend, I wish to marry next year, but I'm so ashamed, I don’t deserve any woman. Apart from the prostitutes I had without protection, I have had sex with 102 prostitutes in total. And I'm just 33yrs. Gosh! I feel so dirty!

I'm so obsessed with women, and I feel masturbation is the culprit. I fear more that I may not stop even if I have the most beautiful girl on earth by my side. I read the story of a lady who claimed her husband was obsessed with prostitutes in Canada, it shocked me so hard.

Is there anyone who has faced same predicament as mine? How did you win? No woman is safe with me, not even minors because I can't control this dick of mine.

Without alcohol, prostitutes are never attractive to me. So, I must take some alcohol to be in the mood.

Last night, on my regular routine, after drinking alcohol, I met this chubby lady. She was so sexy. I told her exclusively, I find it hard having sex without condom, that I only wanted her to give me a handjob. I pay well, so this girls know me already, it's a fight to have me in their room.

She gave me a Mouth Gig which I wasn't okay with, but I felt save to some extent. After giving me Mouth Gig for a long while, I didn't reach climax. I started mastubating, hoping to reach climax. Still it didn't happen. The lady was already like, f××k me without condom, but don’t release inside. I was contemplating in my mind, Gosh! Not again. Eventually, I reasoned, f××k it! I had her without protection and it took less than 5 minutes for me to reach climax.

This is exactly the same scenario that plays out in all my shameful adventures with these women. And I'm so feld up right now.

I can go on and on, but I don't like writing long epistles. Gosh! I have sex evey 2 days! I can't even go just 1 week without sex. Although I haven’t masturbated in the last 5 yrs, addiction to prostitutes is killing me. How do I even stop this whole sh××t? I feel suicidal.

Please note, it took me a whole lot to share my problem here. I won't take it funny with anyone who says this isn't real. I just want your honest opinion (castigation or advice), please state it. If you don't have anything to say, please and please keep your mouth shot.

I want more opinion on my predicament. Thanks!

Do anything stops you from staying indoors to avoid seeing sexual images that will motivate masturbation?

I really don't see a problem from your neighbors/ landlady. Mind your apartment

Op, sentiment apart, the only advice you need is to go to school. Your English is horrible

[quote author=Righteousness2 post=109421994][/quote]Hallelujah!

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Another lie..I am sure your mom is still feeding you at home..

Enjoy your fantasy you've always wished for..

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Op, if you choose to assist, to be extremely safe, collect the original documents of the landed property we wanted to offer the bank.
Is for your safety

Totoismyhome:
Dear Nairalanders,
I have been with my husband for 13 years, 3 years as a married couple. In those 13 years, We have only had sex 5 times, because I have been suffering from candidiasis for over a decade. I can only have sex with him when I apply an anaesthetic gel to my vagina. He claims the whole set up turns him off, and recently, he doesn't even get hard anymore. We conceived our son with a syringe.

He's so insensitive that he takes sides with my employees against me. He claims I am mean to people beneath me. He has quarreled with me because of the cleaner, the nanny, the carpenter etc

We don't live together (we have never really lived together), so he gets househelps to do chores for him, and he sleeps with them sometimes.

Whenever we quarrel, he is always quick to come up with "pseudo-apologies".

I feel he is the most wicked man in the world, and I have made it clear to him that as he is enjoying his youth with all those sl__ts, I will make him suffer in his old age.

I just came here to vent.

Are you sure, you are the victim here? I think you should concentrate on becoming a better woman, seek help from your disease and show some care to your husband.
You might be the person to suffer the old age, that's if you live to see old age( with this ur nasty character)

FERNANDEZISBACK:
That guy is quite senseless...that's how to know a guy who is only after your body..
You asked a woman out she went on a date with you..pls as a real man ain't you supposed to appreciate the fact that she came over?

She doesn't even need to complain..throw the guy into a waste bin and move on.. courtesy demand you do something..
Better still he could ve just dropped her off at home..not being romantic in any way at all was what the guy did..

Some are gonna quote me and misunderstand the point I was trying to make..

I give up on you. Ur opinion dey pain me for this matter, I shaaa will not swear for you, I will swallow it

Kingpin1000:
The only way to get your money is to ho to your bank or the bank that has the ATM machine and show some madness there.
Nigerian banks do not respond to responsible people.
I was at a bank UBA to be precise, we were sitting under a canopy outside due to covid 19 rules. Suddenly an elder man ran into the compound and met told the security man that His account has been hacked and he just received 5k debit, he should be allowed to go in and block the account, but the security insisted He should wait for a while that when He the new set of people are going in, He will be allowed to join them. People started shouting at the security to allow the man block his account but the security refused, the man then said if He has another debit, they bank will refund him, within 5 minutes, the man had a 100k+ debit, He got mad and punched the security, other young men became furious and wanted to beat up the security, when the bank manager noticed their was a fight outside He did not even have to come down to block the account before ordering the securities to immediately let the man in.

Na to bite the foolish security man for prick o

Jesus! This is bizzare. An NGO staff? People that have the highest level of integrity and decency?

How did this one join, abi na village people?

I wonder why he is still alive.

If you have not experienced these guys, you can cry pity.

When these boys double crossed me as early as 5:30am around same area, It was just God that brought police patrol van that was retiring to my aid. Police sef, obtain me and the criminals
Las las, nothing happened to the criminals becos their various father's were police men too

Felimax:
I hope nobody will abuse you.
Some things are not just adding up in your story. They said behind every rumour there is an element of truth.
A man is a man when he attain a particular stage nobody teaches him what to do, he makes meaningful decision with his life.
I use to have a neighbor then in Lagos who will sneak into my house to ask for favours. On a particular night she came she was in her nighties with no undies at all. I gave her what I could afford (not what she requested) and gave her a serious warning never to sneak into my house.
I am not claiming a saint but wisdom my dear brother. You would have been able to give her the little you could and warn her not to approach you again, she will dread you for life.
It's a man"s world already! Just move on please.

What foolish point are you even trying to make? Men like you are the biggest problem of Men

I agree with the respondent above. Just to add to that, I also think you should let Jesus join your boat.

While diligence, skills, experience fail, look for Jesus. His entrance into your boat, changes all narrative

Amen!

More grace

englishmart:
Three days into the relationship she told me she needed money for body cream and hairdressing. What? "Was that registration fee" I thought to myself. I only gave her about 5k for hair and told her I there was no money for her cream, she was disgruntled but I didn't care. She started coming regularly to visit me, say twice in a week and each time she came, I paid her transportation fare since she always claimed she had no money. I practically reduced her coming to once in a week, until it became one week, one trouble. She once told me she's my responsibility and I thought it wasn't going to weigh me badly since it won't cost more than 5k a week to maintain her, and it was normal to spend on your girlfriend. But I realized I was getting far from my family (my parents and siblings) I started giving excuses each time my younger ones ask me for money, I gradually became a debtor and it was devastating.
One day, I stood up to her and told her we need to be a little frugal if we really need to take the relationship far. She became upset and accused me of listening to friends, if she's becoming burdensome, I should tell her. Well, we resolved the issue and then we continued. Some days later, she invited me to her friend's wedding and I told her I won't be available, she then said I should give her transport for the wedding, then it dawned on me she's not a nice girl. Before I knew it, she was already at my place, I had to give her the last 1k note I had. She knew it was all I had yet she collected it.
I felt loved but used at the same time. What do I do now? How do I correct this?
I called her almost every hour, I reduced it gradually till it became twice in a day, I started declining her requests, became cold, stopped her from coming for weeks. She lost her phone recently and told me about it, she wanted a phone for Valentine's, but I told her we couldn't continue one week to the Valentine's day. I was just tired of being a mugu. Spending on her wasn't the problem, but she took my love as an avenue to pillage me of my hard-earned money. I learnt she got another phone, a costly one for that matter the next day after the breakup. She was my first girlfriend, and I'm not getting another till further notice.

Eeeyah, So sorry my dear. Your naiive to relationship matters.
See, next time, cook up a story, borrow 100k or 200k(depending on ur perception of her financial strength)from her, move on. I call it Overtake and recover all technique

Rosulala:
Am tired of suffering

This one dey see winq! Keep re inventing your self, as long as there is life, hope dey

Amb1045:
As a job seeker, I recall one weird experience I had at a pentecostal church back in 2010. I had just returned to Nigeria from my Masters course in the UK and was eager to get a job. I had a relative who knew someone in lagos state govt at the time. He was the commissioner of finance for Lagos state govt at the time. It was hard for him to book a meeting with him. So eventually after 2 months, he finally secured a meeting with him and it was gonna be a Sunday after the service.

I was Catholic and didn't attend pentecostal services so after I attended the morning Mass, I timed my arrival to coincide with the dismissal of the service. So I waited for him. It took quite sometime to get his attention cos there was a lot of people that wanted his attention after the service. When it got to my turn to see him, I was instantly thrown off by his first question '' Young man do you attend RCCG? 'I told him the truth, Sir I am Catholic and so No I don't , he then said then I either start attending the church or else there is nothing he can do for me.

I was so shocked. The man wasn' t even interested in what course I studied, what grades I finished with or my work experience. His primary focus was my place of worship. I told him '' Okay sir Thanks but I can't attend your church because I need a job''. Then he said he was done with me. And as I left I shook my head in disbelief why the country had deteriorated to the point of church politics.

I never met the man again or even bothered contacting him again. I just kept applying for jobs and weeks later, I landed a job at Ikoyi. Man nor be God las las. And that would be my first out of the few jobs I held in lagos before I became effectively self employed in 2015. But that experience never left my mind, some people dey mean sha.

Moral lesson — As you dey look for connect do that job, don't forget to keep looking, applying, believe In your self, people still get jobs in this country without knowing anyone at all. Just have a positive mind set and keep going. You shall land a job of your dreams. Best of luck!

There is nothing motivating about this story please. I see a young man that displayed arrogance and foolish pride.

Adsexpert:
Honestly I don't know if am the only one.. this christainity of a thing is taking a toll on me..

I have anxiety and most times find it difficult to make decisions for myself or try to out my happiness first before others even though it's ruining me or not in my favor..

And I am trying to leave but still feel some intense fear , and that whenever I hear God Jesus, churches it begins to give me phobias..

Hell fire, the Jesus is coming of a thing and all those shits and voices in my head.. am so sick and tired of these ..

The best thing African parents should do to their children is letting them old enough, to decide if they want to be religious or not.. and not force them into anything..

Am thinking about it, like if something is giving me phobias and fears then I should stay sawy from it . Please don't bring in devil of a thing Rts is real

You are clearly a kid. Follow your parents and their beliefs when you are old enough, you will appreciate them

Daddy is important
Mummy is important

Police authorities should reinforce and invade the hoodlums. Make them no be Nigeria police force for mouth.

Biggcowhorn:
My name is Kalu from Imo state but I live with my parents in Lagos. I'm a 37 year old jambite. Of recent I've been having feelings for this Igbo girl I met while attending my jamb classes, she's very brilliant, she's a nerd and I also observed she's an introvert.
I've open up to her to let her know my intentions of being in a relationship with her but she says I'm too old for her and she sees me as an uncle and elderly brother.
I recently invited her to my home when my mummy Left for work but she refused coming.
Nairalanders pls advise me by telling me on the best strategy I should use and how I should convince her to accept me as her boyfriend cos I'm dying for her.
No insults please as I need only matured comments

You are 37(living with mummy, jambito), she is 14 and you say, no insults? Nnaa, you are a reserved fool. A shame to Igbo land

saphiere:
Ladies be careful o. This is a trap.
I've once fell a victim of this. Though mine wasn't food.

When I turned his invitation down, he posted the gift he wanted to give me on his status so I decided to visit him. My experience was terrible.

No Nigerian man would give you anything without wanting something in return.

Let us open our eyes this year o.
Nigerian men don't wish us well. They just want to use you and then dump you.

So, greed and material lust took you back? You, can you give anything without expecting something in return? Even greetings expect feedback

officialmario:
Good morning Nairalanders
I want to use this medium to seek for your advice..

Me and my wife has been together since 2014, although we have not done marriage as we only did introduction, but we planned having our marriage this year, we had two kids, but I think right now I'm not comfortable living with my wife.
I am not enjoying this relationship anymore, she keeps beating me whenever there is quarrel between us, she is fond of slapping me and giving me punches , at times she make use of wire and and broom to scatter my head.

The one that happened on Monday is really giving me much concern, she checked my phone and saw a friend I was chatting with and instead of her to ask me about the lady, the next thing she did was to slap me and she started beating me to the extent of having right hand dislocation..it's not as if she can beat me if I decided to fight back, I don't want to raise my hand on a woman, it's a curse and I don't want to do that, this is getting out of hand and I am not living comfortable at home again, we sleep on different bed, she doesn't allow me touch her again.
She is even planning to get a room by ending of this month when she get her salary..
I told my sister about her behavior, the advice she gave me is that I should beat the hell out of her whenever she raises her hand to beat me.
I have pleaded to my wife to let us continue the way we have been doing before but she wouldn't listen to me.

I am really confused and I don't know what to do right now..
I need your advice my great people of Nairaland.

Nnaa, You are a big fool

Arsenate:
The blue pill fcckks up your mind so bad you normalise being treated like utter trash, ffs.

Here is a man whose wife blatantly told him he irritates her and actually shows she means it by denying him sex for months and choosing to live 100s of kilometres away from him. Yet, somehow, dude convinces himself it's all cool, he has everything under control and he's infact here on nairaland to teach dummies like us how to handle difficult wives like his.

Nah, man, I believe at this point even the ladies in this section will start feeling sorry for you simps and that’s worse.

It's a big pity. A very big pity. After 7 months with Sex? In your young marriage? And ur small head is not telling you anything? I practically 'dodge' sex with wife. Cos, the matter dey tire me, Talk more of 7 months, And am even the one begging you? Hmmmm