₦airaland Forum

Davash222:
There's no enjoyment dating a Nigerian girl.

my guy chill

Bigredmachine:
will yahoo ever end in Nigeria... we only hear of arrest but dont hear of how severe their punishment are... or is it that they release them on bail and then they go back and continue only to be arrested again...

i dont understand how the yahoo boys no dey finish

we all shout human right human rights,that's y the country continue to get rot,,,the numbers of fraudulent youths growing daily is becoming alarming,most of them now have now upgraded to getting Ghana passport,,,,
a man that steals with a gun
a man that steals with a pen
a man that steals with a laptop deserve the same punishment ,life or 20 to 30years in prison....

we have softer laws guilding the politician that steals with the pen and the youth don mind doing the same , recently I saw the ex pension manager smiling to prison ,man the dude has taken the daily meal of a whole family away by keeping pension money for his own personal gain ,and he still smiles to prison,,it's just a pity corruption is been pampared in Nigeria

MrMcJay:
No one gives a Bleep about you. Why should I send you 10k?

oga no day rake , money u can't dish out freely don't open your mouth and call it ordinary blah blah ,,thats a crazy bitchy self entitlement attitude , ordinary 0.1%of the money u called ordinary ,u can't give out ,shame on u bro big shame

wirinet:
To a business man 800k transaction is small money. I am talking about turnover and not profit. Questioning every transactions above 800k will stifle business.

Most countries start to raise eyebrows on transactions over $10,000.

man we don't use dollars in Nigeria ,as at 2014 I had 700k in my account and I was called to the bank,,it's every where ,man u can't compare nigeria to other Europe country or America ,,

MrMcJay:
I gree. It is only on Nairaland people like you can open mouth where I'm talking. No be mouth.

oga send me 10k ,shame the community here ,ok send me 8k ,,,,,,to prove me wrong say 800k na ordinary money

MrMcJay:
Go ask Efcc or Kuda to pay you salary for defending them.

shie shie,u kw get ,na to brag call 800k ordinary money ,abeg shite baba

MrMcJay:
Defend ordinary 800k
Poverty is a curse.

send me 10k broda ,I kw I am poor ,plss abeg

MrMcJay:
People fail to understand that you can right a lot of wrongs through litigation. Get to know your rights as a citizen and get a lawyer to advice you.

By the time the Efcc recovers 5 Billion a year but spends 10 billion on judgment debts and legal fees, they will restructure their operations.

As for Kuda, I really pity them.

kudos to kuda bank ,,,go and defend your source of money

wirinet:
Yes going to EFCC is not a crime, but going to EFCC over 800k is ridiculous. If every transaction over 800k needs to pass through EFCC, the EFCC would not be able to cope.
Such transaction only needs the operator to fill a form by the bank stating the source of the money. Banks, financial institution and high value transactions have a form for customers to fill in case of suspicious transactions. Kuda should have questioned the customer on the nature of the transaction before going to EFCC.

are u aware most Nigeria banks are there covering up for yahoo boys , zenith,fedielity,union , Uba ,name them all and don't forget people are complaining recently that they are receiving debit of large some of money from their debit card meaning there is an insider inside the bank ,let's say a Yahoo bank cashier there ,,,bro efcc no be Satan or devil ,if they call u Honor the invitation happily and don't call it common 800k ,with 200k u are already a millionaire

solasoulmusic:
I agree …. One time I was commissioned to design this hedafoundation.com and I paid a BDC if CBN was serious they would have raised the dollar limit because it empowers buyers to avoid issues with deceitful people but I had no choice but to use them they took the money and didn’t credit me had to loan from family and complete it. As soon as I got it from my trusted guy I did the site within 5 hours. There was a delay yes my clients probably thought I scammed them but it’s there today as evidence that when you are honest you are honest period

exactly ,when fella said we fear for things we know do ,he was referring to this youth ,u didn't steal ,efcc called you ,u day fear ,so day say don't bank with the bank,if your money are clean ,this type of bank are the best bank to bank with.....

TemmyT002:
If he can explain how he got the money, he should sue EFCC and the bank.
Then we will cancel them.

exactly na all these fear fear ,make police get mind for common citizens because of fear ,if your hands are clean ,why afraid to go o efcc office,

solasoulmusic:
I recently rejoined Kuda and I haven’t had any bad experience with them I also use the notes section especially when buying goods so I can keep track of what I bought and from who and why I am paying them it helps.

Also if people are going to be sending you money also tell them to fill out the description. Because of kidnapping it’s important banks verify this. It’s insulting but clearing issues is better.

I just found out that I blocked a card because Netflix claimed money haha when he explained what happened and authorization I went to get a new card

thank you very much ,if we the citizens can be accountable for the money we have we can also hold the politician accountable also ,
,,I see most of the comments here saying people shouldn't put their money in that bank,and my question is if u aren't a thief,then why afraid to honor efcc invite

alcaptainero:
Kuda is now doing whistleblowing, guys need careful. Avoid anything Kuda

u want change,y are u saying they should be careful ,,it's called accountibilty

omoadeleye:
So in all in all, the moral of the story behind CBN new policies now is to make sure everyone have less than 5,000 naira in their account, may terrorist do justice on them also.

if the friend is not a thief' , going to efcc is not a crime ,it's called accountibilty

Christie06:
Ha.
There's nothing to pick oh.
I can only see one option which is obviously obvious.

talk well jor ,pick one 350k is plus 3 or 4 u are close to 1millionaire o

Ventura1:
What Sowore did to demystify the DSS no be small thing. His enfontery when he was arrested and detained enable so many to confront security officers injustice, even the little opportunity for Nigerians to protest.

People have always been cowed by government forces, Sowore change the narratives, if you doubt go and watch all the videos from his arrest to appearance in court.

it's the very day u accept death as a natural thing ,that's the day you become fearless of any obstacle ,I was jobless one time in life man ,it got to a point man could hardly feed bro ,u kw when comedian go crack joke ,you can't laugh because nothing makes sense to you , house just scatter ,untill one faithful day I took my laptop ,I was going for my training for system maintenance ,some mother fucking police stoped my cab,next thing is I should give them the receipt of my laptop ,I don't have it was my reply ,and I ask one give my the receipt of your phone ,he say if I day craze ,edo boy way e eye no day ground again ,na Ogun I use insult am back ,,,next thing the idoot crack gun ,I tell am shoot ,next thing I don curse awareness for the express road ,make una come o ,they day crack gun for my body o ,baba i no get shake again , next thing these guy don day drag my trouser ,no Bleep with the dragging of , people pack ,I call my old man ,off my phone light while the phone call is still on ,these guys day try drag phone from me ,,,next thing I day their car ,they drove go filling station ,one say which kin mind you you ,u go go prison ,I say na today we day go prison no be human be like all of us day there ,one say u don hard finish ,last last 2hrs time I was out ,


so why this story ,most Nigeria have their hands dirty ,the one doing dirty stuff can't even cover up their track ,u be yahoo boy u can't ever set up a barbing salon to disguise ,,,na to pop foreign wine way u kw fit manufacture you day buy for mall ,shame on you have a business to cover your tack ,if na furniture business do small one even if sales no day come regularly do am ,if na tricycle u wan buy buy 2 to clover your track

police man catch you ,u day cry like small pikin ,u hear prison u day shake like small pikin Mandela spent 23 years day and night in prison ,so u kw be the first ,,,if they call prison make all of us go there ,u reach prison ,hail everyone for the room Mello ,kw claim authority that's the game of prison ,

irunoko:
the people saying no one is perfect, nobody holy pass etc do not genuinely love her.thryre just trying to be diplomatic and avoid offending her.in this life to be safe from misbehaviour,pride,self aggradizement and ego which the human tendency is likely to fall into especially when you're financially successful and famous, you should have a friend,man or woman that is able to look into your eyeballs and tell you you goofed.if you have friends/colleagues that are All telling you what you want to hear and sweet things and are all uncomfortable with telling you the truth, they are not genuine people and they are the type of friends that will laugh at you behind closed doors and be gossiping about you but come out in public and be acting diplomatic and respectful.you think all those celebrities saying nobody is above mistake will not be mocking her/laughing at her behind closed doors/in secret?

very true , sleeping with a fuvk boys without condom ,I kw very well she is way older than the guy she was taped sleeping with ,and am very sure it's one of those billionaire son in Nigeria ,her pikin will have a lot of issues to deal with as he becomes of age ,and I know very well the ex husband has completely washed his hands away from her issues completely

Samakus:
I hope this is not staged

pikin way day don expel ,u day say na staged ,,,,

Owopariola01:
You guys should stop profiling Nigeria as if we are in a war zone?
People are still living normal lives in Naija.
Aside from "abroadees" that spend their money in third world countries like Naija, how many of them can live and enjoy lives like people earning 250k in Naija if they should spend their money in the US or Canada?
Yes, 250k is about $500 but is the cost of living the same?

As for the OP, except there is a sure plan of getting a good-paying job between your time of landing and 6months after, better stay back. Don't go and be doing salesman in McDonald all in the name of living abroad.
If you are going there because of your kids or unborn kids, note that with that 250k and a good career progression, you can afford to send your kids there.

people really need to educate most Nigeria youth ,many are just ignorant ,if I reach abroad I go jam better work ,e no easy ooo,e no easy no let any Facebook status picture deceive you ,bills day to pay ,if the salary I am receiving here ,I had such salary when I day Nigeria ,I for no travel ,na only Vacation I go plan for born my kids for Seychelles or South Africa ,,,,

Nigeria youth are into fraudulent active that is y it's difficult for most Nigeria living oversea to give them business back home to Handel

lokoventurex1:
I make about 350k to 360k monthly in Lagos, Nigeria. It's pretty difficult to save 150k monthly after paying my Tithe. Nigeria is pretty difficult. If I could get into that U.S or Canada and get to work the way I do here, I won't be far from getting more riches.

U.S.A or Canada is too good for an hard-working Nigerian. Shey this one have been consistently making 350k here in Nigeria and am still struggling. For the records,I don't smoke, drink , neither do I flirt. I'm even single.

Anyone that has wisdom that gets Visa to those countries will do well jarie.

if u have 350k job in Nigeria bro ,it's better to stay in 9ja o

Christie06:
What kind of question and comparison is this bayi...

pick one na

better stay in Nigeria ooo,before tax and fines and cold go finish your career ,have u even thought what job you will meet when u get to Canada ,most Nigeria never know any thing,you think it is the one your boss in Nigeria will be addressing you ,u go vex say u day go hux ,or u go just wake up say u kw day go work ,,,,, people oversea know better

SmileDance:
Because husband is not a blood relative
Because children won't divorce them




Nobody should quote me o I have not eaten

now I have quote u lol

who divorce who ,no be women be the highest when it comes to filing for divorce be a man and a woman

irunoko:
my point exactly
.how can a beautiful woman with a beautiful voice be That stuupid when it comes to your own sexual health and privacy

Agreed everybody fvcks but must it be in public? I'll have comot face if it was a IndecentStar or an afrocandy or groupie desperately looking for fame but a woman in the radar of Tiwa? Noo nooo

and u need to see the way other celebrities where saying no body is above mistake ,of course you can go and steal and also shut nobody is above mistake ,that's their lastest slant now ,,,this is how we keep deceiving ourselves ...

na women supposed to pass culture and traditions to next generation not men ,but the way Nigeria females are going it's not going to end well ,,,na the dirty part of social media we day copy

AlphaAlex:
Fact is no man should let any woman stress him if she’s not willing to Follow his program or Agenda, men in Nigeria have pampered girls too much now they act like entitled little children.

,this is how it is man ,
there are some nationality which u will give cash to ,and they will be so happy ,bro u go shock ,I swear ,gh girls still day try , Cameron girl are also imitating Nigeria girls ,I don't blame Nigeria guy looking for love some where else ,the truth is no body is happy marrying another nationality but na peace of mind everybody they fine not hell

quickly:
That such a wide generalization and ur post shows a lack of intelligence ,naivety and typical Nigerian deflection like a buhari official


What the american vlogger said is it a lie.? He vlogs his global travel all over the world even in other African countries.


Ask ordinary Nigerian they will agree


Go to the Airport now at the place you are meant to begin you check in airport official will start asking for money-“anything for us. “Drop something bros.

This is not done anywhere else in the world. Nigeria has normalized corruption that they think it’s normal but in other human society it’s not done.

Couple of years ago my license dropped in the airport after a trip. An airport official found it and was asking me to bring 20000-30000naira before he released it to me this was back in 2011

bro what that guy is writing is just something he composed in his bed room ,am not sure he has stepped outside 9ja,else

this one never enter town for Nigeria e don day complain

Xfemt:
looking at the other side

It not an excuse to be wayward

hmm

AlphaAlex:
Facts bro all facts before you even decide to make a girl your girlfriend you have to ensure her attitude towards you is in check, it you allow her start disrespecting you she will continue and increase the frequency and extent of disrespect as you continue with her , most guys no go hear they will prefer to suffer to get a girl and be eating disrespect just for pussy,

piussy is the most cheapest commodity u can every get ,sorry for using the terms commodity because our modern lady's made it look like commodity to hawk about ,,
one of my ex whom I dropped a while ago ,intended us to come back but she already killed the vibes yes ,I too love her so she took advantage of the love cylce ,I love her courage but you can't leave a relationship and want to come back anytime you like ,as if say na play ground to toy with ,no vex ,I spelt the NO word ,even the gift way I buy na dustbin I throway some put and the ones way fit the new girl in the picture I give her ,case close ........

IreneJane:
Two wives isn't a solution but like 3 ,4 and above wives will solve the problem .... behold , I planned it from the moment I got engaged to my fiancé, I don't just ask out any lady I can't marry , I have 3 gillfriends on standby for now, if my main fiancé (getting married this December) bleeped up, no fight , no divorce , nothing , I will just be happy to impregnate others .. I have vowed that anything that make me marry second wife, I will continue every year because 2 wives is bad that's why I disagree with my fiancé over court Registry except traditional.... If you like crucify me , but I have seen most of naija girls life , the only thing you need as a man is to be hardworking make this money and never run your mouth like tap when hitting their toto, don't let them know your next move

count me out of court marriage,that's what I tell every lady,and the door is always open ,I don't reward bad behavior , I don't ,,I prefer to swear with African tradition than to enter a court room created by a white man to destroy a black man ,pif she doesn't comply with theses terms the gate is free ,

ebitng:
Bro, it starts from the relationship days. Never worship your girlfriend during courtship or obey her too much.
I pity pussy niggas kneeling down to propose to a girl they want to marry. it stinks to me. Over years, A bad woman will ride on you and turn your children against you.
Another big point is the woman's background. If your girls family never respect their father, Run for your life. Bad background can never make a good home.
Our forefathers died at a very old age because they lived like kings in their own homes.
Their wife's respects and worship them like Gods. There was fears in women then.
Who are you to go against their decisions then as a wife.

if u can create a thread with this well simplify relationship advice do it bro , those who have ears let them hear,

MPESA:
Chai God help us we men,You just dey scare me now for this marriage stuff... The greatest mistake a man will make in this life is to end up with the wrong woman....

take your time and explore till you meet the right person ,,,you will away have to spend more on her , than she is willing to do ,so bro no need to be afraid take your time and pick the write person be it educated or not or semi educated