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EXLOVER:
If you know anyone that wants to buy a degree DM me, I want to sell mine.

I think my nepa bill is very useful than the degree.

u funny Bro

Swargu:
Hi guys, how much will it take me replacde my CMOS battery in Ikeja, and who can help me?

.1200,cmos battery shouldnt,be sonmthing difficult for any technician

greggng:
Morphs was tracked from Dubai to naija so same can happen to hushpuppi ...if I were him I will relocate to north Korea or Russia....no hiding place for criminals

Bro when u are flag Bro forget it... it's better u don't even leave ur current location,, or make any transaction involving ur passport,, Na the city op code they give out ur immediate location,, to Interpol,, English way we day speak Interpol don't hear it,,,

Jayslicky:
Just like the way Naira Marley has been freed abi, Interpol is involved in this there is no way out for mompha.

those guys don't know Wat Interpol is,, I will actually like someone to write an article on Interpol and how day operate,,

400billionman:
The best comment here.

He married a mental patient. Someone who feels better by making others suffer, causing pains to the point of spilling blood and feels good about it.

The woman should be made to sleep in police cell severally till her human sense returns.

She seems to be half animal.

do u kw the funny thing. the lady parents are fully aware of her character,,, so telling them will not be strange to them...
another thing people keep blaming depression,, a man and a woman who is more depressed..
man go go work 365days, eat just once a day or twice in the hux he is caterring for,, from 8am to 8pm ,they think it is easy,, just from bus to bus, most times mistakenly hit while walking by car,,

make op just move on abeg

Commentor:
So anybody happy that a criminal is apprehended does so out of poverty?

we are really foolish sha... so the guy is actually finger pointing u because u dislike a fraudster? that guy must be sick upstairs,,, y don't he bring his wife so Dat we can all sleep with her,, because it's the right thing to do....

I just laugh at people who are into fraud, just pray your victim don't have your time because u will definitely not excape it,,,, just like when ur phone gets stolen some will go extra mile to track the thief, while others will just let go,,

I have watched countless shows dedicated to tracking online fraud and most times they will trace the fraudster down to the state in Nigeria where the fraudster reside....

what is bad is bad,,,

lordm:
Yello, as requested by your bank, from Oct 21, we will start charging you directly for USSD access to banking services. Please contact your bank for more info.

Na so me too see the message o

I Don stop to put money for bank o. ..

am a testimony of test of time.. once upon a time we were actually buying local rice, while growing up but I never knew it was actually local rice I thought a person was supposed to pick rice just as people pick beans but now the story is different if they like make rice go up people go still afford am even reach 4 bag for Christmas, I thank god for giving us the spirit of patience and Endurance, but 1 person wasn't patient enough and Dat person was actually my mom, wish her well as she keep chasing her success
happy Sunday my people

ufotty2001:
that is just it ... Nobody want u 2 grow more than him or her

and the reality of it is Dat. we don't know how to appreciate even those that help most times regret even helping because it comes back to bite them hard

Ladycewhy:
Yes o my own will be younger, not having one leg in the grave,aka quarter to go ,lol. Good riddance .

she better than the ones that will torment u and knack u to early grave... una think say 9ja guys never wise day there...

welcome to the real world where u don't look for X but solutions to general problems

Ladycewhy:
i am sure this old woman doesn't want to be put into old people's home so she got her self a caretaker disguised as a husband. Lol.

go and sit down and stop hating,,,, that's the problem with this lady of 9ja,,, wish the guy well ,make god do ur own too

ufotty2001:
100% true

Na hatred just cover our gene,,,, that is where our problem is coming from

happybee:
It is because these people fear God or what?
Cos I don't understand why my own country is backwards...
God, ehn abeg na..

if u ask the politicians why things don't work well in 9ja, they them selves don't know why....

I feel it's because we are filled with so much hate
bitterness, vergance ,in our heart,
tell ur next door friend's u are travelling out tomorrow, u have automatically created an enemy for ur self by ur self..

RTSC:
True.
As a first class student, you need to be close to lecturers.
If not, when they start cutting down the number of graduating first class for that year, you will fall victim.

most students believe so much on their self forgetting it is the same lecturer that will decide if they should employ u after graduation or not

that's your I call them copy and paste students

RTSC:
I can understand the feeling.

My close friend was on 4.5 or thereabouts from 100level to final year until they shocked him in second semester with two unnecessary C and a D.

The guy dropped from 4.5 to 4.47.

He cried eh.

Bro if u are a first class candidate and no lecturer know u.,Bro there is problem o....Na them fit fight for u like the case ur friend had, I believe very well he dwelled so much on his power, am sure his friends go day hail am and he will be feeling on top of the world,,,,
I had a friend back in school people say the guy is a first class student,bro I never see this guy with lecturer they solve problem,he was more of anything they say make I write I go write o,,

I remember president Jonathan made a fuse that all first class should be given immediate appointments but I doubt if such still takes place except the first class students has a good relationship with the lecturer and that means u must be smart upstairs not the copy and paste life

my secondary school teacher will always say nearly doesn't kill a bird

I wonder how many of your coursemate u must have deceived that u graduated with first class not knowing it was 2.1

ornicus:
Oya 2.1 olodo, shut up when APC illiterates are talking. For a person who should have had a first class gpa, you seem only interested in the status and not much else.

I am your dad, I finished with a first therefore you must do well in school. I finished with a first, so you better shut up when I am talking. Hr must be third class graduates.

For your sake , I hope you have outgrown your ego. It will be a much bigger impediment . Maybe your 2.1 was Life’s way of putting you in check, other wise every other time you will be telling people , I am a first class graduate, so I know what I am talking about, shut up

If I am not mistaken poco is also a first class grad, and she has never once used that in an argument. Ditto for Jarus. I had one intern with a first. Very mellow guy. You would never have known.

I just tire for the guy o
so as a first class all hail the copy and paste guy who can't solve life problems but very good at coping and pasting.....

I hope he graduated with first class in maths department ooo or else Na still copy and paste u do take pass

franchasng:
It has nothing to do with doing well financially, we are talking about the pride of saying yes I graduated with first class, knowing you merited it.....something you can use to scold your children in future.....something you can use on a campaign ground to shut APC illiterates should the need arise, has nothing to do with money. When you are denied what you worked for and merited, it hurts more than when you obviously failed.


That HR must be a 3rd class graduate, its their way

if Na me b the HR I will even set the paper on fire at his front.... Wats the pride of copying and pasting Wat a lecturer taught u but in the real world u are so dull
or they think life is copying and pasting more like Microsoft Excel.... allllllllllll the nearly first class better wake up to reality

Born2Breed:
You are the one ignorant here.

No one is disputing what is written in the Nigerian constitution. They are educating you on how things run in Edo state.

The Oba of Benin is above the governor of Edo State.

Any Edo state governor that tries to depose the Oba of Benin has signed his death warrant.

and there is something u need to be aware of Bro... the Oba are not disposable u kw why because u need nothing less the 80percent of their support before u can be elected as a governor,,,, if the Oba doesn't speak to his chief for ur full support how will u win their community during election, and if the chief doesn't speak to his people how do u win again and if the people don't speak to their family members how do u even count a vote on ur side...... before a building IS demolished the Oba has also given the go ahead to the government so Bro forget it the Oba is not and never disposable....

the tax collected in the market square u think 100percent goes to the government alone,,, think again bro

cyrilamx:
The ignorant fool should ask the Igbos what happened to Navy Capt. Anthony Onyearegbulem; a military gov. of Edo State. How the man used military power to suspend Oba Erediauwa as chairman of council of chiefs. He thought the Oba was like the Ezes and Igwes in the South East or like Emirs of the North that can be deposed. Little did he know he already crossed the Rubicon valley. Not only was he removed as the Milad despite his quick nullification of the non-existent suspension, he and his dad came to beg in the palace. The deed was already done as well as his fate seal. He lost his live in mysterious circumstances. Not that I supported the punishment but there are things you dont try. Even though the mighty British destroyed Benin, exiled the Oba, they couldn't destroy the monarchy. Most of the senior British officers who partook in that expedition starting with General Moor who committed suicide later, died mysteriously. Plz we hold our monarchy in high esteem and even the president must stand to address the Oba once he visit the Palace.

sometimes bro when u reply people, always try check their previous comments to know if u are replying a kid or an adult,,,
because technology and modernization has taken place, some kids born in the year 2003 thinks juju is fake or voodoo is not real,or occultic power doesn't exist.... please tell them African can't be like American even in the next 40years to come, we don't play with our tradition,,,

Nosa111:
I love the fact that Obaseski has stood by his word by saying no to Godfatherism and No to thuggery! Compare to the former who onky used it as a cliche . I am ashamed to say i am from Edo state! No progress and development... The youths are miserable and myopic. If you like insult me and say what you like, Na you sabi. That’s the truth.

u are nt far from the truth Bro...
check did street Na iPhone the youth day use day fine who to defraud ...miserable is an understatement Bro...... handwork most of them learn lack of patience will not make them complete the signed agreement... because of nuisance like this tout who feel quick money is the best way of life. ..
even after running away from their boss you open their own store, they can't still cope because they lack Wat it takes to run a business

SteveOfu:
Why do single men pray for a chaste virgin when they are not virgins themselves?

What is this fascination with having a woman 'no man has touched,' but you have touched many yourself?

truth be told, that is the only thing we d men use in consoling ourselves when our wife misbehave...
now just imagine ur wife is the problem type, and u didn't even marry her as a virgin,,, ur blood go just day boil like beans..... but not d other way round,, most times u will just lock up.. atleast Na u b d first person to open that hole,,, even if she eventually goes about doing runs behind u,, it will not pain u much though it's rear


but forget this 21st century nonsense Na virgin still be d Koko o

Love892:
Good day nairalanders. This story is not about me but a friend of mine who is a guy.

There is this guy who I know who is not financially buoyant but instead of him to look for money he keeps sleeping around. I will be brief with this story.

The man in question has 4 children who he doesnt take care of. The first day I saw them, I was at his place he does electrical works for me. He stepped out to buy something. When the kids came, they asked me for money. I didn't know them and they looked so dirty and you know usual Nigerian story, dont give beggars money anyhow. So I told them I had no idea who they were looking for. When he came back, I told him . He denied knowing any child talkless of children coming to his house. We even joked about parents who turn their kids to beggars and all.

The second time I went to look for him to do a job for me, I saw the children again and they still begged me for money. Then I was curious why it's only that particular house they come and ask for money. So I asked then who they were looking for, and they told me their dad. I was indeed confused and had to ask the neighbours around who the kids are. Imagine kids of 3 yrs, 5 years 7 years and 15 years. When he came I told him his kids came and he hissed.

Now anytime I see his kids, I dont tell him because the last time he shouted at me, that he has heard.

Due to the fact i gave them money when i found out they were his kids, they ask me anytime they see me but unfortunately I stopped. I cant help someone who hates his kids. The few times they came when he was around he drove them away. Whenever I am there, he always drives them saying they are dirty.

First question how do I advise him? He always gets angry when I talk about the kids. He says he cant take care of them because he doesnt want to have anything doing with the mother of the kids. Even if he doesnt have atleast try. If it were only one child, I will say it was a mistake. But you gave birth to the second, third and fourth from same woman. It can't be a mistake.


One day I was talking to one of his numerous girlfriends and she told me that a man doesnt need to take care of the kids because they bear his name. Sorry but I hate poverty mentality. She said it's the work of the mother. I pray she has kids for him so he rejects them in Jesus name.

Then lastly I dont get him. He doesnt give any of his girlfriends money but last time I saw 4 of them fighting for him and he drove 3 out of the 4. Later I heard him begging them and now they are back.

If he had money I will understand. He is in his 40s. I hate people that neglect children and now everything about his presence irritates me because I treat women well. Please how do I advice him and what do the girls see in him? He is in his forties , I am 25 dont want him to take it personal. I want him to be serious with his life.


I might create a separate thread to explain his womanising attitude due to ambiguity.

NB: He goes for EVERY church program.

and when those kids become successful few years to come, tru other means, and dont give a *uck about this man(man),some person will start preaching gospel to the kids.. to show love and respect the parents....

forgetin the aspect of the Bible that says Parents don't provoke ur children....

FROGMAN101:
You guys would need to stop that swelling population. It’s a farce. It’s going to be something the government won’t be able to handle in some years. There’s no plan. Sad many Nigerians are not enlightened on the problems ahead. “God dey God dey” won’t solve anything.

Goodluck.

.bro will they listen... even the rich give birth to how stable their pockets are.. but poor man give birth for fun

Dear op.
It seems we Are in d same boat
My father is a cool headed person, we never knew not untill we experienced d 2 of them staying apart, due to job

My dad never spoke ill of my mother infact dere is no day my dad does pray for my mother, since I have knew him

While for my mother , to even pick my dad call is a problem, and there is nothin good my mother sees about my father,
B4 d age of 17,my mother stylishly parked out of our house, using job as an excuse, even when my father request for a relocation for her, she used her influence to bounce it back,
We d children have been tru hell, dis life is unpredictable, even when my sister questioned her about her attitude, my mother drove her out of her place of work place at dead midnight,
Okay my elder bro is d calm person, dats y my mother is so confident becus she sees some one who isnt against her actions,,,,and I have noticed something dat d perfect way women use to turn the kids agaiat their father is by gift and money and dat was wat my mother used to buy d heart of my brother she tried it with the over kids but day where thinking a step ahead of her,

My mother never call me from my 100l to my 300level,when she saw I was about to graduate, she started creating dat mother to son relationship. Bring food stuff, thinking am s fool.

Recently she and I had a serious argument and I told her straight up, u tried to turn us against our father d man u claim to love but sorry it didnt work

Now d shame on her is dat everybody is fully aware of her devish plans ", the man who prays for u every morning while u aways say bad behind him,

Some woman are terrible


Two things I watch out for when dating a lady is

How d mother treat d father and how d girl in return reacts if she is cool with it

*modified*
It was under my father roof my mother extended her eduxation, and last last, he used d school agaist him, I will never for get d day they had an argument and my mother said i quote"tell me how much u spend on my eduxation and I will pay u "na so I day look,

Women and power can't stay together my people,

I have moved on with my life, if she dies tomorrow she has her people to take her to grave,
She isnt worth been a mother, we passed tru emotional trauma bec
Of her
. Now she is seeing dat all d kids are becoming successful in their various field, she wan con day draw near us, I dont trust her and I can't even sit or talk with her in the same room,

Back when I was in university, wen even I think how my growing up is, I just get myself tipsy with alcohol, and I just laugh over it, even till dat though I don't drink dat much, even if a fly makes me angry I just laugh and walk away


Thanks alcohol

virago:
Are you implying that giving money willingly is a true sign of love

.

My dear dat is d definition of Love to a Nigeria girl o, he must be giving me money

That's y many fall into the hands of one chance husband nowadays and after 1 year they start looking for a way out of d marriage,,,,,

EmekaBlue:
Ur husband sef....he went skin diving instead of using a condom.

Sorry madam...life is a bitch, shit happens. I think ur niece should mayb wash d pregnancy away since its still at d early stage

Tell that to an average Nigeria and she will tell u ten years time she did abortion for u