₦airaland Forum

lawanson44:
I will refer you to this comment when GEJ is re-elected as president after PDP's victory in the polls! Keep living in delusion. Omo Ale Jati-Jati

GEJ till 2019 and possibly beyond!

Baba e, ati Iya'e, Aja loma j'oku won!

Ko ni be'sure fun Gbo idile'e! Omo iran-ki'ran

Re-elected koo, elctrocuted nii!


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Okay, l need not get drawn to the gutter-level that you occupy 'cos l know you will beat me with "experience" at that level

***activates IGNORE BUTTON***

femi4:
Olodo, that is after second approximation, you can't shoot 44.495 to 45
44.495 to the nearest whole no is 44

Cover your face and stop disgracing yourself OPENLY!

Go and ask people who went to quality school: 44.495 APPROXIMATED to the nearest WHOLE NUMBER IS 45.

You start approximating from the "least significant figure" after the decimal point (45)....towards the whole number.

Look, l cannot start teaching Mathematics on Nairaland o!

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thirty:
Out of desperation, GEJ's
government has increase
subsidy payments and reduced fuel prices to N87 per liter. Many people think it is a good decision.
But it is not. You think you are paying less at the Petrol station, but you cannot experience much
economic developments this way. Why? The monies that have been
budgeted for Education, Security, Constructions and many more will be diverted to pay for subsidy as it was never planned. Budget - $65 per barrel. Crude - $48 per
barrel. We are losing $17 per barrel. In recent weeks, India & Indonesia have removed fuel
subsidies. Nigeria's government decides to take on more.
Deregulation is the solution, not increased subsidy payments. GEJ
is seeking to buy your votes for N10, but your future cannot be
exchanged for N10. He knows this move is not sustainable and so, he will definitely increase it,
even more than N97, if you vote him in. He waited up until 27 days
to the election to make this move.

YOU are one Nigerian that will go places!
Thank you for laying it bare.


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callmenow:
Whatsapp will be useless like APC on this Valentine's day. Firstly, whatsapp usage in Nigeria is in the low 10 percent. So if APC is relying on it or omojuwa, etc, then it's boat is truly sunk. The price of fuel is coming down. University fees is soon to come down. MTN and glo will soon reduce their prices. Then Jonathan will then claim that he is governing for the many and not the few. Hope, you geddit.

Hmmmmmm.... Jonathan has been President for the last SIX YEARS (with the help of the same Yorubas of course!)

....and suddenly, THREE WEEKS TO ELECTION DATE, THE PRICE OF EVERYTHING WILL START COMING DOWN!


Hmmm....Cheesux Christ of holy MIRACLES!

***takes Dictionary to lookup the meaning of "GREEK GIFT" ****

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lawanson44:
Yoruba People are the most shameless people on the face of the earth!

See this...

And yet they are here clamouring for change!

Omo Ale!

.....CRYING MORE THAN THE BEREAVED, huh?

That is why you "Yiibos" will NEVER SMELL the Presidency of this Country. Nntoooyyi!

Its not our fault is "Yiibo Fly" wants to follow a "deadi-body" into his grave"!
One day you are Jews, next day you are Biafrans, next day you are Niger Deltans, ....bunch of confused retards

NEXT JOOR..... ...

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#FeBuhari 14th!

sheymon: It is obvious Jona & his boot lickers don't know what we mean by CHANGE
We can't just leave them to their fate. They are our brothers & they need help

femi4:
Maths Teacher, 44.495 can't be approximately 45 but 44.5

Which Village School did you attend?

What do you approximate any number that is up to 5 to, (as in 44 .5 )

Sheymon was very correct, 44.495 = 45, approx.

If you must criticize, make sure you know better than the fella you are criticizing otherwise, [size=18pt]you come across as a "mor@n"[/size]

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I hope when they get elected and start using your money to sponsor thier daughters to do shopping in Dubai, you wont complain!

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@Otunbab:
I don't understand O!!!!
Some idiots say buhari sponsors BH and yet the military says they don't have good weapons to fight BH.
Ok make we agree say na Buhari dey sponsor BH. Shey na Buhari dey sponsor BH and at the same time dey chop money for sophisticated military weapons? If president wan tackle something , make hin get to d root of the source and get the people behind it arrested.
Yet they say GEJ till their village catch fire. GEJ is worthless if he can blame an old man, a man with no certificate as dem talk for his failures then.... Una no d rest.

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Dotn get it TWISTED please!

The "game plan" is to ignore whatever insecurity is happening in the North... so that Election will be impossible to hold there, being a Buhari stronghold, (where Jonathan is not expected to even have a 5% of the vote) ...just to deplete Buhari's votes.

Did you hear what Prof. Jega of INEC said recently?

Unfortunately, the whole "plot" is so brainless and obvious to any right-thinking person.
All foreign Media are also pointing out the same thing.

My concern is that this man will allowed thousands of innocents to die "PREVENTABLE deaths".... just to achieve his personal ambition of SECOND TERM! angry angry

250+ young girls are kidnapped and still missing till date, while he is marrying off his own!
MAN'S INHUMANITY TO MAN angry angry

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ON JONATHAN'S "LOVE-SON"....why was that topic suddenly LOCKED?

Have Moderators started playing "Partisan Politics" with their role?
This could have very bad consequences for Nairaland and Seun.

Anyway, my post is copied here!

kayoday:
lies...GEJ political career started recently.

Stop being naive, .....for want of a better word that would not come across as insulting!

JONATHAN was elected Deputy Governor of Bayelsa State in 1999 .... that was SIXTEEN YEARS AGO (16yrs!)

Dont tell me he just woke up ONE DAY...and became Dep. Governor, without any PREVIOUS POLITICAL LEANINGS, AT THE "GRASS-ROOT" LEVEL.

Now, even if you decide to "assume' he just dropped down from otuoke and became Deputy Governor, that boy was NINE YEARS (9yrs) OLD when Jonathan was sworn in as Deputy Governor.

Yes, the Mother could just have decided to play it down....... (at Jonathan's insistence or not, ...and dont forget that Mama Pashy sef no go gree make another woman come steal show from her. Even the "Biological Mother" of the children she is marrying-off like her own, is hardly known by most people in the public sphere! ), ......as long as Jonathan is dropping pay for taking care of the dude.


Now, "walk-backwards" a bit say five years, that boy will be just 4yrs old, what can he do or say on his own?.

The point l am making is that, "That given reason, is plausible".

Having said all the above, "Look-Like" is not acceptable as a evidence of Biological paternity.
ONLY A DNA TEST WILL RESOLVE THIS....and GEJ can afford it so there should be no delay in ether confirming it or proving it a fraud.

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BTW: Why are Nigerians so "openly ignorant" like this?

No CHILD IS ILLEGITIMATE!
A Child is a Child....It has a Father and Mother!
Being born out of wedlock does not make a child "illegitimate"... after all, some parents dont even marry at all throughout their lifetime and have many children in a monogamous relationship! Does that make those children illegitimate?

Again, the English definition of the phrase "illegitimate" cannot be applied to a child just because the parents are not married.
"Illegitimate" connotes "fraud, criminal, unacceptable and everything WRONG!

The proper description is "born out of wedlock" and the acceptable phrase used in describing such child is "Love Child".....in sensible climes ofcourse sha.

Naija, I hail o!

demelza:
Who is this persona non grata?

Just another clueless and irrelevant "Omo-Yiibo" trying to "attachee" himself to daddy G.O. !

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dorodee:
Buhari does not believe in western education. The once he had were merely to get him promotion in the army. .. That equals Boko Haram. .. Those supporting him will regret their actions in years to come.

Well, nothing-spoil!
Those of us that rooted solidly for Jonathan in 2009 and 2011 have already REGRETTED our ACTIONS so what is there to regret again....than CHANGE?

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ARKdiscloser7:
Pls remove Nollywood.
They are known as Yoruba film actors.

But we are not surprised!
The entire Yoruba has once more bowed to their slave masters in the north.

I dont want to say something that would insult the "entire Yiibo" Nation so l would put it mildly:

Some Yiibos (like you) can be likened to the proverbial "[size=18pt]Foolish Housefly that follows the Dead body into the Grave"[/size]!

Yorubas in their "Foolishness" have ruled over this country as PRESIDENT for how many Years/Times?
Tell me how many Igbo Presidents your intelligent self have produced?

You will not be surprised that after Buhari's tenure, its another Yoruba that will take-up the mantle!

According to another smart Yoruba fella, (Wole Soyinka), "Bravery is not found in the act of foolish and uncoordinated Chest-Thumping and Gra-Gra, ........but in logical and carefully crafted moves, that bear real results" .... like producing the next President!

Some people just dont get it at all
....Am not laughing o!

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kingthreat:
You are 100% right. Perhaps ISIS, al-shabbab, al-qaeda, Pakistani Taliban, are politically motivated too.

As for Boko Haram...

*In the sense that their activities "ramped-up" after the rigged election of 2011...YES!

*In the sense that the current President is actually perpetuating them for Political gains...YES!

As for all others you mentioned...

*You need to go and read-up a lot on the Russia- Afghanistan war and the role of the American CIA in funding the Mujahdeen cum Taliban..

*You need to read-up on the role of American CIA and NATO in the sponsoring of the Iraqi opposition, the disbandment of the Baath Party and Iraqi military, the creation and sponsorship of the "Free Syrian Army" (for Regime change in Syria) and how they metamorphosed to ISIS.


If you read all these HISTORY and can strut things together intelligently....then you will understand what is meant by 'POLITICALLY MOTIVATED", when it comes to all these terrorist organisations.

READ! READ!! READ!!! PLS DO READ A LOT!!!!


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Otunbab:
I don't understand O!!!!
Some idiots say buhari sponsors BH and yet the military says they don't have good weapons to fight BH.
Ok make we agree say na Buhari dey sponsor BH. Shey na Buhari dey sponsor BH and at the same time dey chop money for sophisticated military weapons? If president wan tackle something , make hin get to d root of the source and get the people behind it arrested.
Yet they say GEJ till their village catch fire. GEJ is worthless if he can blame an old man, a man with no certificate as dem talk for his failures then.... Una no d rest.

Dotn get it TWISTED please!

The "game plan" is to ignore whatever insecurity is happening in the North... so that Election will be impossible to hold there, being a Buhari stronghold, (where Jonathan is not expected to even have a 5% of the vote) ...just to deplete Buhari's votes.

Did you hear what Prof. Jega of INEC said recently?

Unfortunately, the whole "plot" is so brainless and obvious to any right-thinking person.
All foreign Media are also pointing out the same thing.

My concern is that this man will allowed thousands of innocents to die "PREVENTABLE deaths".... just to achieve his personal ambition of SECOND TERM!

250+ young girls are kidnapped and still missing till date, while he is marrying off his own!
MAN'S INHUMANITY TO MAN

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OohMpa:
[color=#808000]How's this our plobrem?

Somewhere in the west, a Yoluba man is aggressively using "H" in "H-onour" and "H-elicopter"

Now that's a plobrem [/color]

Haaaa, as usual, another clueless Omo-Yiibo! trying to derail this thread

Get a life and stop blaming "Yolobas" for your failures and misfortune!

Now thats No "Publem"!

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gboss4sure:
Let nothing happen to Jonathan or there will never be an oil well to renew its license.

Just pray for a miracle because with the way things are going, that "Oyle" may soon become "as valuable" as the dirty rain-water flowing through the gutters of Mushin-Oloosha!

From $149 ...to $47...and still going Southwards!

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Reminds me of that cliché..."The GUILTY are ALWAYS AFRAID"....


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I think Jonathan should STOP exposing himself to more ridicule! All these "crawling on the ground" for people you have insulted in the past are sheer acts of DESPERATION!

Even foreign media are ridiculing him.....and the whole nation by association.

Let him just "bone-face" and go for the election....Lets see how far the "Igbo Votes" making noise here can get him.

If he looses, he can ask his Tompolo or Dokubo to start a Civil War......some people no dey learn at all.

Nonsense.


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deletrue:
What has this iddiotic barbarian eaten today? Maybe the abandoned politicians from PDP? Where is the 'new team of intellectuals? is Tunde not the same foolish Yoruba man. Do the yorubas any different the aimless huasas who are valueless? General Diya who was seriously humilated and almost killed by the people of the north, did the same foolish yorubas talk about it? Am sure you are either a yoruba or an huasa person. If you a yoruba man, MKO Abiola was killed by the people of which region? Tell us those who Killed Ken Sarowiwa of Oguni? I can count on and on. Just tell us any northners killed by the Izons? When the most celebrated old fool and flirt who made love to his son's wife and was frequently doing the same to Oby, former education minister, Obasanjo who killed Bola Ige, did these most follish yorubas talk about it?
If you are a nomal individual born and brought up by a normal family, would you turn yourselves into boko haram and kill and destroy people? Would you jubilate when the man who killed your father is happy and you consciously telling us that he will support such individual?
If you are with direction and do have value for live, would you even attempt to support the chief and core Islam Buhari. Look across the human race, particularly the Arab world, would you point to any regions that has cause killings etc other than the Islam religion?
Just mark some where in your bed room and sitting room if you will remains the same when Buhari will fail again. From then this your insensitive advance diffence written in order to potray Buhari as not guilty in the eyes of the world will be condemned and you will never trust and consider yourself as a human being. May Egbewe punish the totality of you to claim that the state killed his father when he was killed by Buhari.

Hmmm!
Just imagine how HATEFUL this thing has become?

I pity the woman who will share the same house with this thing.

Sorry, what a wasted life, the thing is certainly beyond redemption! "terminal case" as it is called in Medicine!!


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BTW: It does not change anything on Feb 14th!

Redoil:
Though it is good to forgive and forget but a slave will always be a slave.

Look at this Goat!

How is he a SLAVE?

You are actually the slave here but you are too ethnically myopic to see it.

Read what he wrote... from his own brain, not just some silly "l hit front page or bigoted rantings" that you are noted for on nairaland.

Can something that inspiring come from inside your own body and soul?

It was his father who committed an offence and was retroactively killed.
If it were your own father, l am sure, just like the pain of Biafra still beclouds your judgement till today, you will wallow in anger till you decay from the face of this earth.

Whether he bears grudge or not, it will certainly not bring back the dead.
You can also decipher that he "acknowledges" the wrong his father did even though he would have loved "Justice to be tempered with Mercy"!

Finally, reading his write-up, it is evident that this guy is going places on his own merit because it does not take long to know an intelligent person and intelligence is what takes you to places undreamed of.

I suggest you go and get a life and stop poisoning yourself with hate! Haterz dont last.

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biafranqueen:
Did you not read that where they said they just give "Thank you for coming certificate" They said plain that Masters degree did not start until 1999. Did you not watch the history of the War College in Youtube explaining what type of school it was in the 80's. You people need to step up in research and cognitive skills.

With all the graduates in the entire Nigeria. He is the only one with only WAEC what does his partner have wettin be LMB?

What type of WAEC is WASC is that the 1940's version. Well at least they made a good forged document that made it pass INEC!
Carry and go GMB, Nigerian youth will never let you in as much as they suffer for school. We will get the tissue boxes ready

Some of you are "babies" when it comes to this kind of issues.

Like many people have said, the "MINIMUM REQUIREMENT" to contest for Nigeria's Presidency is WASC (West African School certificate).

Buhari has it and is therefore QUALIFIED to contest. Period!

But one thing l want to mention is that Buhari obtained his own WASC before 1963!

The things most of you dont know is that BACK THEN:

1.) A Pry Six certificate or Grade 2 Cert holder of those days will conveniently teach in a Secondary School of today ...compared to TODAY when even some University Graduates cannot construct a single sentence without "multiple Gbagaun"!

2.) In the Good old days, A WASC Holder will get a job the equivalent of Officer Grade 9 in the Federal Service! ....with a brand new Volkswagen Beetle or Peugeot 203 to boot!

3.) Even Shagari, our former President, is a Grade 2 cert Holder, much less than a WASC!

4.) Buhari's WASC of 1962 is the equivalent of a PhD of year 2000 and much better than a PhD of 2015!

The best EVIDENCE of my assertion is for you to look at the current PhD holder in Aso Rock and tell me if he appears intelligent and resourceful compared to a "real BSc" degree holder!

Ofcourse, most of you may not know the difference being product of the same comatose and failed education of recent decade.

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JEITO:
Next thing you know, she's dating Dbanj! bacarnista!!

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barcanista:
In essence lastpage is barcanista? How many moniker will be barcanista?

Dont mind the doffus jare!
Its very easy to know those who have nothing upstairs, they resort to such inane and pedestrian statements.

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calaway:
you are really as daft as your psot. Daft to the extent that you forgot to log back in as "barcanista" so you are also "lastpage" i wonder which other moniker is yours. hungery paid robot.

I dont have time for dolts like you, product of failed education.
If you have a brain, then state your own arguments succinctly. Period!

I did not insult you in my initial post because it is not necessary and juvenile.

If you want to engage in public discourse, go and learn manners from your father first.
You express your opinion and dont foam from the mouth like a rabbis infected dog, ....when others express theirs.

"Lastpage" is a well-known i.d on Nairaland since probably when you were still running around naked in your village.

barcanista koo, barcanista nii.

Honestly, l dont belong in your league and dont want to drag myself down to your gutter-level so, l wont respond to anything "foaming and frothing" from the mouth, coming from you, henceforth.

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calaway:
if rewarding evil doers is you idea of maturity then you are truly as evil as you are a liar. anyway was it you that told lies against the dead(fela)? APC member.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePJSywwVWZM

I strongly condemn VIOLENCE especially the taking of human life.

Having said that, l noticed that WE are always quick to ONLY LOOK at the "REACTION/EFFECT"..... while ignoring the "ACTION/CAUSE"!

As a student of Logic, l have imbibed the idea that according to Isaac Newton, "ACTION and REACTION, ....are EQUAL and OPPOSITE".
I also know that "for every EFFECT, there is a CAUSE"

I dont know if the translation in that Video is accurate (since l dont understand the language and cant trust your translation either), but l noticed that Buhari is accused of using the[b] CAVEAT "IF"[/b].... in the said translation!

So, the instruction to "Kill them" was predicated on the condition that "IF" they Rig the election!

[b] Thus, the "Cause/Action" of the violence is not just what Buhari is accused of saying but the RIGGING OF THE ELECTION!

The Violence is thus, the sudden, instantaneous reaction/effect of the Rigging!

In real sense, RIGGING AN ELECTION is not different from a VIOLENT ARMED ROBBERY!
If Armed Robbers came to your house at Night, STOLE and R@APE YOUR WIFE, WILL YOU FOLD YOUR HANDS PASSIVELY OR RISE UP IN ARMS?

Let us call a spade, a Spade! The reason we have "peaceful elections' in places like America is simply because they are able to prevent election Rigging otherwise, you would have seen the other side of Americans and would know that its same of same everywhere in the world.

INEC plans, Money is Spent, Man hours is spent, people spend a whole day in the sun queuing to make sure their voice is heard, to make sure that their CHOICE of Good Governance is upheld..... ONLY for some CRIMINALS to STEAL their VOTE?

Apart from Murder, Nothing is more Criminal than Election Rigging because it imposes Poverty on the whole Nation by preventing the Citizens from voting out a Criminal Leader.

In as much as l condemn the VIOLENCE (for the innocent lives lost), l think if we could have a way of identifying those who RIG ELECTIONS, they should be tied to a Drum at Bar beach AND SHOT!... Like we do the Armed Robbers in the 70's

STOP BLAMING JUST BUHARI FOR THE CARNAGE, BLAME ALSO, THOSE WHO STEAL THE MANDATE OF THE CITIZENS.

I hope and wish Prof. JEGA would ensure that this coming election is free and fair? We dont want anyone to foster himself on Nigerians, by FORCE!

Let Peace reign, its not do or die, there will always be a "next Election", if you dont win this one[/b]

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Iyawotolu:

Difference is CLEAR ...like 7Up!

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akinsadeez:
Both sides are at fault. However the security men at that Ntep supermarket should all be arrested. They saw a man running to them with a broken head and blood soaked body and the only thing they could do was to deny him entrance into the supermarket. They then watched as his pursuers caught up with him and presumably killed and pushed him in the gutter. Those guys are too callous. Why are they security men if they couldn't secure the man's life temporarily or arrange for him to quickly taken to an hospital. Their blatant disregard for the man's life contributed to this carnage. If they had helped him maybe all this would have averted.

They should be charged for involuntary Manslaughter!
Aiding and abetting Murder. Period!

Every Citizen is duty bound under the law, to prevent CRIME if they could or to at least help in preventing it. They did not do that in anyway.

But in Nigeria, we know that "LIFE" has no value and thus, our government will just brush it aside.

State Commissioner commented but did not utter one single statement about the MURDER?
What manner of Policeman is that? Is he enforcing the law of the land at all?

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The message and importance, IMO, is the last parts:

1.) No your right and dont allow unscrupulous Policemen to push you around. DEMAND that they also obey the law!

2.) ALWAYS obey the law! Stay on the right side of the law, always. That way, is the only way you can enforce you fundamental rights enshrined in the law.

3.) There are still a "SCANTY FEW" SANE men/women still left in the Police.

4.) With the advent of Technology, No Crime is hidden anymore. "Record and Expose" is the new Mantra. Even in America, "Video Evidence" is very hard to dispute


Finally, POLICE is NOT my Friend, until they can prove so.


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barcanista:
Can we meet your wife?

Cheesux Christ! E don reach dat levels abi? A-don-believe-it!!

***Converts to Islam sharp-sharp and ask wife to cover-up from head to toe****

Send your message through me, l will deliver it like UPS!

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BTW: Buhari's wife is not in Purdah? Hmmm.... No be me talk am o, abeegii

Sorry ladies n gentlemen.

My wife said she has been watching me jumping up and down all night like a man whose "d!ck just got recharged"!
Saw what l was doing and started laughing as well!

I told her its ain't easy being a di!ck but l gotta go now!

Please keep the laughter flowing, its better than fighting, walahi.

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BTW: Results of who goes home with Buhari's daughter will be announced on February 15th.
Application is closed because some feefle just wake up now and want to jump the queue!

donphilopus:
Thought it had been zoned to Rivers State. The zoning formula doesn't favour me na!

1 + 1 has increased to 4 abi dem no tell you?

Even Generals are re-zoning themselves back into this race o!



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I think we should give Mama Peace to you barcanista, having disqualified you from the race?
Such a beautiful "rady"!

....Or did you file an appeal?

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BTW: Was it you or MalcomX that Gofanment said they would not release your pension money until you come to Abuja head-office to collect it?
Just asking o!