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sparkleRed:I know a "respectfully beautiful lady", when l see one! offense ke? For where? ![]() @Donphilopus: Are you still in the race or your lack of Pry Six certificate is making you have a rethink? BTW: Rumour has it that "Baba Ebora" himself saw Buhari's daughter and his battery just ran down completely due to "over-charge"! At almost 80, l can understand why that battery decides to just pack-up.....and that is why l am warning some of you to beware of what you wish for! ****sings Yarrin-yan nna-sonky walahi l go buy you Honda faa..**** Lastpage! |
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Hmmm....My Igbo BROTHERS wan start again o! "A house divided against itself NEVER STANDS"! Why not instead of fighting and disgracing each other, just let every Eze dish out the titles and collect the PAY from these "Politrick-cians".... and still VOTE WISELY? A word is enough, we can keep playing "back-benchers" because of personal interests o! ![]() Lastpage! |
omenka:Say What? I laugh in Abeokuta! Okay, Show me ya Certificate then....Not that other one, l mean the real one... Yes, the first one where you were in the same class with Azikiwe!! ![]() Lastpage! |
sparkleRed:Sorry ma, dont blame me, L am the last born in our family of 27children.... You know lastborn now, abi? ![]() 1 + 1 use to equals 2 but now everything don cost! Na so l bad reach so tay 1 + 1 = 4! BTW: You do that man badt thing no be small sha! You come add "I guess" join put ontop! ![]() Cheesux Christ! Lastpage! #Je suis ne pas Charlie! |
omenka:How old are you? If you lie, l will ask you to bring your Pry Six certificate with the Date written on it (You know what tha means naa )How many wives do you have already sef? Lastpage! |
discusant:You are WRONG! First, l made that "alert" based on what the guy posted. read it again and tell me what manner of person says that about his own people (we might have different Political leanings but it does not mean l want to see you die or set this country on fire, as he posits) Second, l see the "good things" GEJ HAS DONE. IT IS THERE FOR EVERYONE TO SEE! Even Blind people cam see them! Now, having said that, l ALSO SEE the "Good things' GEJ HAS NOT DONE! IT IS THERE FOR EVERYONE TO SEE! Even Blind people can see them! So, at this point, l have decided that l want to give another person the OPPORTUNITY to TRY HIS BEST.....just like l gave GEJ SIX YEARS to TRY HIS BEST (I voted to him in 2011, believe it or not, l gain nothing by lying!), irrespective of his Religion or Tribe (I am Yoruba BTW) Now, Can you tell me what is wrong in my decision, please? Thank you, Lastpage! |
barcanista:No minimum as long as you can perform your "duty" to Nna Sonki! Maximum Age: Anyone called "Sir" Lastpage! NB: NA SparkleRed do you badt thing o! |
sparkleRed:You don koolo finish! ![]() How you take get the jist so quickly? Walahi, you qualify to be first lady! All dem Barcanista, MalcomX, Donpolistus abi na wetin, l hope say una dey see the weather according to SparkleRed? Lastpage!
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sparkleRed:As a self-elected INEC umpire, l declare "barcanista" DISQUALIFIED! why? A fine garl just responded to him as "Sir" ...and he did not quickly reject it in Cheesux name. He is disqualified on "Over-Age" Grounds! Next.... ***examining the C.V of Omenka, donphilus, Malcomx and the rest**** Lastpage! |
biafranqueen:Hmmm.... anyone in the house get Panadol? Someone needs it for "Buhari's beautiful damsel's headache"! ![]() ****Runs outside to Chinedu's Chemist****** ![]() Lastpage! |
Truckpusher:[size=38pt]TERRORIST ALERT!!![/size] Lastpage! BTW: I doff my hat for all you guys in-here, for your sense of humour! This is how it should be done, not the "its either me or nobody" that that terrorist is implying. If l were not "above age limit", l for throw in my application sef! ![]() ..and that Yoruba garl (Modupe) don vex big time! Wetin she go do now since Fulani-babe don steal all potential suitors? Any solution? Salute to you'all. |
ayodeji521:"Grapevine" has it that he is the Lagos state Chief It did not go down with Tinubu though ...and l guess its one of the reasons Fashy-Baba was not presented for Vice President! Just imagine Fashola as Vice-President to Buhari as President? Meehn, Naija for sweet o! I hope Buhari will also not forget to deal with Tinubu as well, when he gets elected? ![]() Cheesux Christ, did l just write that? Sai Buhari till all thieves are imprisoned! Lastpage! |
Nwabekeyi2:My thoughts as well..... but then, "Looks they say, are very deceptive" ....otherwise, Jonathan should have been the best President Nigeria ever had.... with his "Canoe Hat"! Lastpage! BTW: Why on earth did Agbaje go to join PDP now? I've always wanted him to preside over Lagos but that his choice of party get as e be o! ![]() |
Kingyellew:I nearly collapse with laughter, when l read the bolded parts! [color=#000099]*Do you know that you have just insulted the whole Igbo race with that statement? *Do you know you have just implied that the whole Igbo Nation cannot, since the days of Biafra, find a way to solve such a problem? *Do you know that indirectly, you are implying that Yorubas are smarter than Igbos in general, with your assertion (assuming it is true) having produced Presidents and Vice Presidents all these while? *Do you know that you have alluded that Igbos are incapable of "forming alliances with anyone", in the whole of Nigeria, to win anything? *Do you know that you have implied that it is the North and Yorubas that have caused all the looting and ineptitude of Jonathans Govt? [b]The good thing is that your statement is NOT TRUE and therefore, all the above is also NOT TRUE. The problem lies with "small-minded, tribal bigots" like you who cannot see or think beyond TRIBE, ....lining-up behind cluelessness, ineptitude, fraud, corruption, nepotism and ignorance! This "VICTIM MENTALITY" does not help and it has never helped ANYONE. STOP BLAMING OTHERS FOR YOUR OWN FAILURE!! I am happy that a lot of Igbos have woken-up and realized that Jonathan's administration is a DISASTER...even for his own community in the Niger Delta, talk-less of the East, West or North of Nigeria! I may not like Buhari but now l have to make a choice between Buhari and the past SIX YEARS of CLUELESSNESS of Jonathan? I VOTE FOR CHANGE....Yes, just change the "status-quo" and lets try something different. "Only a fool keeps doing the same thing for the last six years and expect a different result in the next four years"[/b] It is said that "It is true that you cant fool ALL the people ALL the time ....but if you can fool ENOUGH of them, you can rule over them". Lastpage! |
GreenWhiteGreen:Relax Bro! A lot of people, especially immigrants dont "die peacefully" in that place you are trying to relocate to!! I am telling you so from first hand experience as somebody who has lived there for decades! trust me, there are difficult challenges (though different) in thse places in the West. You have said it ALL, NO PLACE LIKE HOME! WHAT WE NEED TO DO IS TO 'REPAIR OUR HOME".... SO THAT WE CAN ENJOY OUR HOME-NIGERIA. First, Lets start with wiping out CORRUPTION! 80% of our problems as a country are anchored around corruption..... so when you have LEADERS that CONDONE CORRUPTION, you should know its a no-go area. Take INSECURITY like these ROBBERY as an example: *Where is the Police? ....majority of them are in some obscure corner collecting "Rooja"! -That is CORRUPTION *Where is the Top-Grade Weapons to combat these heavily armed Robbers? ....-Ofcourse the Police have to use AK47 to confront Robbers bearing the latest Rapid-fire Assault Rifles! Where are the body-armour such "exposed" Police officers are supposed to wear? ....They just dont have one! BUT WHY? ....Some Police "Oga-at-the-Top" has stolen the money allocated to buy new weaponry and body armour meant for the officers confronting dare-devil Robbers! --- THAT IS CORRUPTION! *People said Soldiers who are supposed to come to the assistance of the Policemen, where "NEARBY" guarding a "Big Man"! Using Soldiers as "body guards and errand boys" is an abuse of Process! That is CORRUPTION! *What about helping the relations of the gallant-dead officers? No way, from now on, the family of those Policemen will start suffering. YOU SAY WHY? Because Oga has embezzled money meant for their Insurance and has connived to deprive the family of the dead officer, his due beenfits when and if he dies in service. You still ask WHY? ... IT IS CORRUPTION! *These Armed robbers are Youths who should have been gainfully employed and you will be surprised that most of them are Graduates. Though a Thief will always be a thief but the country has been unable to reduce "their numbers" by providing jobs and "Social cushion" pending when a Graduate can start a job so much so that "Life has become a Survival of the fittest". We have the money as a country but we would (can)not do it because our leaders prefer to loot our Foreign Reserves to buy estates in Dubai and other countries . WHY? Its CORRUPTION! *Some of those shot at these robbery may still have survived if there was Ambulance promptly available to take them to the nearest "fully equipped emergency ward" in a good hospital! But we dont have any Hospital equipped for such because someone at the Top has stolen majority of the health Sector allocation, with impunity. Dont ask me WHY again, l am sure by now you know it is CORRUPTION! So, dont abandon us for another country where the CITIZENS did not abandon their country but FOUGHT TO PUT THINGS RIGHT BY FIRST ENSURING THAT ONLY THE RIGHT AND UPRIGHT PERSON SITS ATOP THEIR NATIONAL RESOURCES! You have another chance to right the wrongs and evil that is "chasing you" away from your own country, where you could hold your head high and speak as loud as you want......ITS THE FEBRUARY 14 ELECTION! WOULD YOU "VOTE RIGHT" OR SQUANDER THE OPPORTUNITY, BASED ON ETHNICITY OR RELIGION? Trust me, its easier to vote right than to hope to die peacefully in a foreign land. Thank you. Lastpage! |
annibro: berrystunn:So this is the ONLY THING that caught your attention in that post? The thieving and looting of Public property and the "arangee Donations" and increase in PHCN Tariff did not even pass your front? People like you are like Sheep being led to slaughter, even if you show them an escape route, they will still walk slowly to the slaughter slab! When the suffering hits home, its is same people like you that will be shouting and crying to God, meanwhile when God gave you a brain to make a good choice right now, you are acting like you are suffering brain haemorrhage! Lastpage! |
efilefun:"[size=18pt]Never give your WORD.... if you know you have no intention of KEEPING IT". [/size] A man that cannot keep his word is worse than a slimy snake, when it comes to issues of TRUST! Lastpage! |
Prof Jegga: The Chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) Professor Attahiru Jega, on Monday said unless there is a significant improvement in the security situation in the northeast, next month’s general elections may not take place in the area.Ofcourse, that was GEJ's game plan for a long time! *You'll wonder how Boko Haram can just over run one of the best military in Africa? EVen Chad and Cameroun Army are repelling Boko Haram here and there *Ofcourse, when there is a bombing in Borno, you see our President head to a campaign venue like nothing has happened? * Ofcourse, he cannot go and visit "Chibok" and the girl's parents for almost a year now but he can go up North to campaign during election period! See the wicked heart of this President? *Ofcourse GEJ knows rigging and using this sort of tactics will result in a "blow-back" from the citizens whose vote is being stolen and he is busiy arming his supporter of APC Militants instead of arming the Nigerian Army. *Ofcourse, GEJ knows that area is a political "voting Bloc" for Buhari, so if election is prevented from holding there, GEJ can claim "election is inconclusive" and therefore sit-tight! When some people say Boko Haram is PDP and PDP is Boko haram, we think they dont know what they are saying? But somebody should tell GEJ, even if election did not hold in ALL the NORTH of Nigeria, he will still be sent packing to his village, come may 29th. "Those who make peaceful change impossible, make violent change inevitable". It is not my opinion, l copied the quote from somewhere, for reference. ![]() GEJ should stop spilling innocent blood, for his own selfish political gain. Lastpage! |
Hmmm.... Ladies are not smiling at all! I just noticed that apart from one or two, LADIES HAVE AVOIDED THIS THREAD LIKE A PLAGUE! Ladies hehn?! Isokay o, ...dearis Goodu! Lastpage! |
omolami:One thing STANDS OUT CLEARLY from your post: EVERYONE WHO HAS BEEN A "CORRUPT CRIMINAL" IN THE PAST IS AFRAID OF BUHARI BECOMING PRESIDENT! But the CITIZENS will have their way, whether the criminals want it or not. We will CHANGE THIS COUNTRY FOR GOOD! Sai Buhari till corruption is vanquished! Lastpage! |
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nijanigga:No Sir! PDP are NOT INTERESTED in your wellbeing.... they've use the "difference" to provide "Stomach Infrastructure" for you already! ![]() Sai Jonathan till everyone drops dead! ![]() ...Did l just write that? Cheesux Christ, what did l smoke last night? But OBJ is wicked sha, he wants witness to see what transpired so that he can further embarrass Jonathan after May 29! Lesson: Next time, dont phuck with us. ![]() Lastpage! |
Hmmmm..... see wetin Jonathan cause? Everything with access to internet is now claiming "fine galz"! Lolz If this is the kind of thing Obagoal is hanging out with, then l am not surprised at his deep in form. Go-girl, you are the most beautiful thing that ever cross the face of this earth, next to a Bread Toaster! ![]() Even 1 +1 that used to be 2, has now risen to 4! ![]() Cheesux Christ!! Lastpage! |
Akshow:I just dont understand how my Igbo Brothers dont see that BACKING THE WRONG HORSE has been their problem since the inception of democracy in Nigeria? I will love to see an Igbo President (for example, Igbos can say: APC/Buhari, we will back you now but give us a solemn promise that we will produce the next President) but the way they are going about it, is a rehash of past experience which has never favoured such outcome! DEMOCRACY is not only a game of NUMBERS, it is also a game of STRATEGY! Anyway, Dearis Goodu Oooo! Lastpage! |
BlackPeni5:Thank you for staying "On Point"! I think we also need to put things in CONTEXT when addressing this Buhari academic qualifications! When did Buhari attend NDA and what was the admission requirement as of that DATE? Remember that NDA just began awarding DEGREE- EQUIVALENT Certificate about Three decades ago but Buhari attended about 1962 (before it was even renamed NDA in 1964!) Back then, Boyz like him were just drafted into the NDA without even a care about five Credits in English and Mathematics as we have today. Ofcourse, the School did not by then, award them a Bachelors degree as we have today. While l agree that being TRUTHFUL is very important in Leadership, l think we are paying too much attention to lesser things. We are ALL NOT IN DOUBT that Buhari is educated enough to contest a Presidential election. Period. Let us scrutinize him and Jonathan on their PLANS/MANIFESTO (or lack of one) for the Citizens of this country, for the next four years. That IMO, is more important. Lastpage! Thank you for show-casing the relevant section of the LAW. I guess it makes it obvious that of PDP were to challenge Buhari in court on this "Academic Qualification issue", they would loose gallantly. |
Okeikpu: So yo finally realize that Jonathan made a VERY HUGE MISTAKE insulting and marginalizing them? ![]() Too late to cry when the head is off! Learn "the lesson".. and move on.... to Otuoke.come FeBuhari 14. "-" ![]() Lastpage! |
Elcapo: Rofl! You people no go kill Jonathan sha? Lastpage! |
ORAFA:Dont mind, Jonathan is VERY DESPERATE ..and he is showing it. He can roll on the floor, (as in Rofc, Roll on the floor crying ) as much as he wants, Obasanjo cannot save him.He has bitten the finger that fed him in 2009 and 2011....now is PAY BACK TIME! Obasanjo is not one of those poor people he can bribe with a Congo of Rice and 1 Litre of vegetable Oil now, so let him just "cry me a river" and he will know that it is wrong to insult a whole Nation of Yorubas who lost sons and daughters just to ensure you become the President in 2009 and voted en-masse for you in 2011. Everything he has done can be forgiven but his stance and support for corruption, criminality and impunity in governance cannot be excused any further. Lastpage! |
signz:Yes, you are correct on that. But have you considered if a Leader has the Charisma to "talk to other producers" and convince them to follow suit? It's all about having a personality that is respected. Even just by cutting our own production, and asking our friends to do same, we can form a critical mass, enough to affect supply, which has a bearing on price. Now, all this is "speculation" on our part since Buhari has not even told us EXACTLY how he intends to influence Oil prices but what l am driving at is that it is not totally impossible as some are saying. Lastpage! |
major466:Calm down please! Dont develop High Blood Pressure yet! The constitution REQUIRES only a MINIMUM OF SCHOOL CERT.... to vie for Presidency. "A MINIMUM" [/b]of School cert! If you understand English at all, you will notice that [b]"It means you must not have LESS THAN SCHOOL CERT.... but you can have ABOVE SCHOOL CERT! Now, according to the PDP, Buhari attended U.S Army war College which awarded him a "DIPLOMA"! (This is PDP speaking!) If we even accept that that is the ONLY SCHOOL he attended, can we agree that a DIPLOMA is HIGHER than a SCHOOL CERT and therefore, Buhari has met and surpassed the MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS to contest for Presidency? Or are you saying that SCHOOL CERT is HIGHER THAN A DIPLOMA (whether ordinary or Higher Diploma)? BTW: *Are yo not aware that Buhari graduated from the NDA? A Degree awarding institution? *Are you not aware that Buhari graduated from the Nigerian Institute of Policy and Strategic Studies? *Are you not aware that Buhari graduated from Mechanical Transport Officer’s Course at the Army Mechanical Transport School in Borden, United Kingdom. *Are you not aware that Buhari attended and graduated from Mons Officer Cadet School in Aldershot in England, United Kingdom (Mons OCS was officially closed down in 1972)? *Are you not aware that Buhari attended and graduated from Defense Services Staff College, Wellington, India, in 1973? Are all theses EDUCATIONAL AND PROFESSIONAL QUALIFICATIONS LESS THAN A SCHOOL CERT? ....Or HIGHER? Buhari is a Military man and as that, he has attended and done brilliantly in all ACADEMIC trainings prescribed along his profession. Jonathan claimed he is a "Lecturer" so he attended within the civilian University as well. But in terms of who is more prepared as a STATESMAN, to lead a country, by virtue of their EDUCATIONAL and PROFESSIONAL TRAINING, Buhari beats Jonathan hands down. Google Buhari's profile yourself, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammadu_Buhari ....and do same for Jonathan and make a honest assessment. Ignorance is a disease ... but it is curable using simple treatment like a "Google Search"! ![]() Lastpage! BTW: Is it that Jonathan and his supporters are so scared that they want him to be re-elected unopposed.... by trying to disqualify Buhari? Its NEVER gonna happen! Let the people decide, dont try to gain victory using magomago! |
50calibre:Actually, we are kidding ourselves if we think we have been practicing Democracy! What manner of DEMOCRACY is it when someone is elected on the ticket of "Party A", only to jump to "Party B" without loosing his seat (and the position declared VACANT) and another election organised? Take a cue from that Labour guy who decamped to UKIP in Britain and his constituent seat was declared vacant. A new election was conducted though he also won back that same seat on the UKIP ticket. That is DEMOCRACY at work. In Nigeria, Politicians just "trade their tickets" for money and personal gains, leaving the public wondering what happened! ![]() What manner of DEMOCRACY is it when the Politician you voted for, based on a particular promise in his manifesto, changes gear after election and you have no POWER OF RECALL? In saner climes, elected public officials are recalled if they fumble and dont stick to what they promised the electorate. In Nigeria, impeachment is only used to "arm-twist" the Presidency to give-in to Salary increase for our 'Legis-looters'! What manner of Democracy is it where the electoral law says no candidate should "raise and spend" more than a particular amount of money for his electioneering campaign and when one candidate raises "Billions of Naira" (from "vested" interests of course), everybody from INEC, to EFCC, to Police, to anyone who is suppose to question this criminality, develops amnesia and starts giving silly excuses like "I am not aware"! What manner of DEMOCRACY is it that people cant get their Voters card only to emerge that their GHOST have voted for a particular candidate, after the election! What manner of DEMOCRACY is it that Soldiers who are supposed to be battling Boko Haram up North, are being used to harrass and intimidate voters in an election down-West, when regular Police can, and are supposed to do such duties? What manner of DEMOCRACY is it that the Leadership openly lies to the people that "subsidy removal" will be cushioned with provision of Transport palliatives like Buses.... which no one has seen yet the extra #32 increase is being ripped-off the people on a daily basis and even more importantly, the people are just helpless to do anything about it? Nigeria is NOT a DEMOCRACY, we are just a bunch of self-Centred but generally foolish people who know what is good for them but trade their future for a Congo of Rice and a Litre of Groundnut Oil, christened "Stomach Infrastructure"...... When we are truly ready for DEMOCRACY, we will demand for it ...and get it but for now, we can continue to delude ourselves and let clueless-ness reign supreme. Lastpage!
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