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This has nothing to do with poverty as most people have been saying!
*How can someone on two weeks prison remand ...DIES FROM "PROTRACTED ILLNESS"? How long is "protracted" for gawd sake?

*He was arrested for flouting environmental, right? How is someone with a "protracted illness" walking around on the day of Environmental?

*He had a phone number with the prison authorities, HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO PLACE A CALL TO HIS FAMILY THAT HE IS DEAD? MTN = #6!

*Why the rush to bury him if "cause of death" has not been established? TO WHOSE BENEFIT IS THAT RUSH?

This is simply a case of "man's inhumanity to a fellow man".

Even though they say "the law is an a/ss", l think the judges themselves represent the poo-hole of that a/ss!
Cant there be a better way, like "installmental payments" to get people convicted on such "non-serious crimes" to pay the penalty?

In advanced climes, you dont have to pay a fine immediately .... you are given time to get the money as the Judge would set a date for you, based on your source of income.
See how this Judge just allowed a man's life, a father of six..... to be wasted for nothing!

Nigerian Judges are just stewpid and idiotic. They are as corrupt as the Politicians, if not even more.

I implore the family to institute a proper investigation (l have a feeling our corrupt system would not yield any result!) ... and sue the "Prisons" and seek compensation ...at least to help his children.

Jeez, these people suck at times!

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Evestar200: Didnt grew up to knw my dad very well,,only remember the things he bought 4 me when i was 1 and 2yrs old,,,,so no tribute 4 him,,all my tributes goes to my mum for taking care of me 4rm age 3 till now

Thank God you did not deny he "bought you things from when you were small" ....... until your Moma decided to "act-Up" by creating a hatred between you and your Dad! Its not his fault she got a 'Barring Order" against him!

Dont blame the man, he tried his best ..when he was allowed!
Better to be a "free-living, absent Dad", than "a Good Dad, from inside a Prison wall"

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BTW: If l had another chance, l would want my Dad all over again. The Perfect Dad anyone can wish for.
Strong in discipline yet "soft as a petal" when it comes to loving and providing for his children.
Mama too..... was beautiful; always complementing her "husband and brother" .... as they like to call themselves!

So our Muslim 'fwends' are finally waking up eehn?


Should not have taken this long to know that "Boko is NOT Haram"!
Just some smart Imams taking you for a ride!

I hope the "copy-copy" ones in Nigeria will learn from these and stop causing riot and anarchy, anytime we want to host a Miss World or Miss naija in their enclave?

Shine ya eyes, l say. Ahliham-dundun-nlahi!

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BTW: As a "sign/show of protest", l gerrit. Its a "protest beauty protest" .... not a pageant really.

[quote author=oladapo_a1]A ki i gbò buburu lénu abòrè[/quote]Dont mind Mr. president, he is the "typical Hypocrite" who tells everyone "what to do" .... but never does the same thing himself!

He has taken corruption to a new level and it is very insulting to our collective intelligence, to hear him preach about corruption!

What about the $12Billion he is distributing to the PDP Governors in his own camp... to buy their support? dat one is not corruption ba? ...or is it "Nigerians" that are responsible for that one as well?
What about his unemployed Mother in-law who suddenly starts donating houses? DID HE ASK HER WHERE SHE GOT THE MONEY or DID HE CLAP FOR HER

He should STOP pretending and preaching with one side of his mouth while stealing and looting with the other side.

We dont need lectures from criminals like him but he is right on one thing: If not for our "system" that breeds criminals/thieves/looters like wild stubborn grass, people like him will be rotting in jail by now.

I no fit shout joor.

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Silly President!
The only solution they have to our myriad of problems is BAN! BAN!! BAN!!!

Even America and Germany still imports cars till today!

Reminds me of when the NPN government of Shagari in those days banned the importation of foreign materials (Swiss lace, imported clothes, e.t.c) and insisted we all have to wear locally made clothes.

The clown of a President then wore this "Green-White-Green Adidas Tracksuit" to a national function and l am like WTF!
You could have worn an Ankara track suit Mr. President?

Let Jonathan himself start the "charity begins at home drive".
*All his official vehicles must be local.
*He must use local Aircraft as well.
*He otuoke shoe must be Aba-made
*Henceforth, there should be no allocation for "Generators" in state house budget
*His patience must stop going to Germany for check-up, go to LUTH or Enugu general hospital
*His children must all attend public schools

BTW: Banning the importation of "something" you dont produce already, in a standard that outstrips what you are banning, at the same or lower price, is just FOOLISHNESS because only a foolish man leaves his car at home and decides to trek from lagos to Ibadan ....all in the name of exercise!

Let that Otuoke clown solve just ONE PROBLEM (electricity) and leave the rest for the next President.
He would have been a great President... not a bumbling, fumbling and wombling one that he is.

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Kei144: My father was a Biafran soldier. One day, at Nkpor sector, he was among a platoon sent to reinforce another platoon that had been badly pressed by the enemy federal soldiers. They got to the people they were to reinforce in the bush, but they were so psychologically devastated that they couldn't even speak when they were asked the location of the enemy; they only motioned with their hands. My father and his colleagues began to advance towards the trench the other people evacuated from and the enemy suddenly opened fire massively on them. The trench was a few metres away. They dove and rolled into the trench before returning fire. (l hear that the federal troops then threw grenades into that trench and .......Kabooom! ) Even though the availability of a nearby trench could be said to be their saviour, their split-second response in the face of extreme adversity was actually the number one saviour. That is why he is alive to tell the story

Your Dad must have been secretly playing with your video game! Mortal Combat is not for adults!
He was no where near any war-front!

I mean, what does it profit most of these "Biafran fathers" not to tell their children the "real truth" about the Biafran War?
Most Biafran Soldiers/conscripts were so devastated and truamatised, they could hardly pull the trigger if and when their dane-guns had bullets

Even that one near my place who confessed to being holed up in the wilderness for almost two months eating grass and lizards, told the children that he commanded a whole battalion and "saw action" that would make Hitler proud!
He even invented and asked his children to address him as "Old Soooja"!

Anyway, its good for the psyche. Tell him to tell you about how he brought down an Apache helicopter with bare hands!

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BTW: No disrespect to your Dad, l just think Dads owe it a duty to tell their children the "exact truth about such events", no matter how unpalatable.

No matter how you dice it, the Army will never tolerate this kind of insubordination .... slapping a Colonel!

Naah, l dont believe the story one cent.

but if true, those soldiers will be court marshalled, dismissed and probably secretly liquidated.

Imagine what would happen down the line, if these ones get away with it?
There are channels of grievance reporting without humiliating a superior officer openly.

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Why is everybody saying "get well soon" ...when in actual fact, most of them mean the opposite?

Stop pretending please.

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Okay Jagaban, why are you pretending like you want to die soon?
Wicked and thieving Politicians dont die on time, we all know that, dont we?.

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I sent you a PM now.

ashile: This just made me LOVE this man d more

Negotiation is key

If war starts its not only going to affect syria, other neighbouring nations would feel the bite.

May I ask "what natural resources does syria have?"

Shey its oil

That says it all

BLACK GOLD

Syria is not actually about Oil.

In order of importance, Syria is about:

1.) Israeli dominance of the middle east: Weaken or destroy other countries in the M.E so Israel can ride rough-shod over them, using American military force. All "Syria chemical weapons intelligence" America is putting forward is from Israel! Surprised?

2.) Sunmi vs. Shia sectarian dominance: Saudi Arabia heads the Sunni sect and is "propagating it influence" using terrorism and support for subversive elements in Shia-ruled countries. Iran is also propagating its own "Shia influence" to ensure that the Sunni dont run it out of regional power. Dont forget Turkey which on one hand wants to lick the azz of the E.U so they an allow it into that block while at the same time, it is fighting to keep the Kurds in its own population from self determination. The Kurds already have a semi separate state in Iraq!... and its just a matter of time.

3.) America's Military might: Its all about "power projection" and whether we like it or not, America has the best military in the world (it does not mean it can win all wars, infact, some "small wars" would damage even the winner, beyond repair!). Russia and China is being put on notice here.

4.) Sale of weapons: Like someone said, "Weapons/Guns are not manufactured so they can be used as farming tools, they are made for killing people" and where better, than a theatre of war? Weapon manufacturers, all over the world, U.K, Russia, Germany and most of all America, needs to sell their weapons. if there is no market, then they will create one, by creating a war! These manufacturers have American Military top brass on their pay roll.... They become their Directors once they leave the military. They will lobby for war for their "companies". Halliburton and Donald Rumsfeld/D.ic.k Cheney are examples.

5.) Democracy: This should have been number one on my list but like Putin said, Syrian war has nothing to do with democracy! In every Govt, there is always an "opposition" but what we dont like is when an opposition takes "weapons" as its means of changing government. No country, least of which is America, will ever allow any "opposition" (call them "peaceful protesters" if you like) to point weapons at Soldiers of its country. A peaceful protester becomes a "valid target" once they pick up a gun/weapon. And with support of countries with ulterior motives, no one is surprised at what happened in Libya or Syria (same would have happened in Bahrain and Saudi Arabia if not that America has interest to protect in those places ....and they dont seem to be a threat to Israel at the moment.)

Like Putin said, wars dont create peace, at best, it creates a "simmering gun powder peace" which will explode at the least opportunity.

Nuff said.

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ITS A SCAM.
I confirmed from a Senior Immigration officer who should be in the know.

Said they would NEVER ask you to pay for a Govt job application. NEVER.

Asked me to write a letter of complaint to the head of Immigration service.

But like they say, "A fool is soon part with his Money"

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Do you have that one with "three Antennae" (BigPond) in stock?
can you deliver at Ikoyi?

45K, do you still have the carton?

All these "cash-for-praise" awards that make Ibori the most honest man in Nigeria, Jona-daft the most intelligent Presido nigeria ever had, OBJ the most honest Presido Nigeria ever had, IBB the most cruel (okay, that one is right on the button), PDP the best Party in Africa, Tinubu the least corrupt governor to ever rule in Nigeria, Police the best friend of a Nigerian, e.t.c!.....are just not even worth the paper they are written on.

If they give you this kind of award, l bet your gateman will even refuse to use the paper to clean nyash ...after poopoo!

But we like to deceive ourselves and live in a fools paradise with all sorts of useless paid-for award.!

Oya, V.I Police station, l hope your own bail is free and all those "checkpoint" along Bar beach road is free of #50 nore huh?
How about stop & search pus illegal detention?
How about extra-judicial killings?

I hear you guys have even steeped itup by harassing citizens who record your criminality on thoer own phone?

Nonsense and ingredients a.k.a Chief Eleyinmi!

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Idi Amin: Just like ya profile signature says, shoe get size. This he goat is not ya size so keep the e-slap for people of your status, Ibo boy

Not in your dreams!

Na so one of you this "l be American marines" come carry gun enter Naija like say im get double head, come begin form "marines"! .
Well, Naija taught him a lesson about "jurisdiction"!

Anyway, You still be He-goat, original isi-ewu, for that your silly suggestion.
If e vex you, carry your colleagues come meet me for ground zero.

Anuofia!

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Idi Amin: @13volts, I luv ur passion for the military upon the poor welfare by Naija FG. I wish we could interact covertly, I would luv to secure a visa for u to come over and join us here in the US marine. There are enough Naija boys here and we are doing just great. To be candid, I feel humbled by ur passion to save lives. Keep it up bro

So there are CIA agents on Nairaland too!

Where in his post did he insinuate that he is fed up with his fatherland ...and want to come and play second-fiddle in Onyeebeke-land?
You will now put him at the fore-front in Syria... after embezzling the money meant to buy him better armor ...just like in Iraq ko?

Abeg waka commot here before l arrange CIVILIAN JTF for you!

Marines kooo,.... Marina niiii! ****gives the He-goat a very diuurty E-Slap****


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Davo93: Can someone now tell me the aim of this thread?? make we Nairalanders go call them abi?? abegi i no understand oooo

I am not a mind reader but l guess the aim of the thread is to let us know that "This country was created great, can be great, instead of wasting our God-given resources, .... if we can just get our acts together".

Just "if".

When you sit down and reflect at times, this kind of thought crosses your mind.

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pato station: Very real story and it has not ended. The brother to the victim is well known to me and the family members are running helter skelter? to see how to rescue this guy. Abi una dey joke with Opeifa, sorry, Fashola government?

So, we should believe you simply because an anonymous person like you said it is REAL and TRUE, right?

While l dont support high-handedness and think every law should have a human face, l want you to post your brothers "real identity" here for all to see. Post details of his Okada and the vehicle that caused his 'imprisonment".

Name the Bus stop, the station he was taken to on arrest, the court's location and numer, the judge that jailed him, the duration of the sentence and other relevant facts ... so that credible Nigerians who dont like impunity, will come to his aide.

I am sure that IF this story was true, Gov. fashola himself will intervene within his executive powers to order for clemency.
..And dont forget, jail sentences can be appealed .

But if you are one of those people from "Up-Right" who think you can manufacture silly stories to give the Governor bad name, Ufailed woefully...once again!

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