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sademola: This isn't much of concern. It's a mere taxing error

"Taxing error" my foot!
Is that how they "taxi-error" in other places?

Planes taxi to "take-off and to stop/park" so no one could tell us here that it was moving very slowly.
It does not excuse such failures on the part of those who should ensure such dont happen.

We are talking about "impact" by two planes, here!
What about possible structural damage, aside the obvious and seemingly cosmetic damages that could have occured?

Why cant we learn to do things properly in this country? Why dont we value life at all?
Do you bash your "new" vehicle and then take it for repairs and say "dont worry, its okay, nothing happened"?

Ist this sort of silly thinking/mentality that got our leaders treating us like shyte, when it appears some of us (like you), dont value our lives.
Next time it will be its just the engine that fell-out mid-air but since nobody died, its OKAY AND FINE!

We got it coming.

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Right now, l dont have Keke Napep so l go on public transport but once President Jonathan makes me a Minister, my life would start to be in danger (from too much money to steal! ) and l will have to buy myself ten Bullet proof cars so that my enemies in PheeDeePhee and those APECs cannot attack me, abi?...

Thats the way it works now, Bullet proof car's price suddenly shifted from 77million to 127Million!
Even if all the planes in our airspace crash-land, its not my fault, na "Act of God"!

Awon oloriburuku! Fire burn them

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As for the suffering Nigerian Youths, dem just start, let them be waiting for Jesus to come and fight their cause.

erico2k2: Guy stop dishing out wrong info now to support your post kindly post an article where this is clearly stated plz, post a link to enlighten us ehe.cos what I have for my car is called Certificate of road worthyness and my car aint 5 years old.I did this Jan this year.

I dont need to support anything , abi l get any interest in telling you the right thing?
If you cant read it (the interview) on the first page of this same thread, then......


[size=18pt]O.Y.O! .[/size]..............Oyo lo'wa, on your own.

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amakenny: Certificate of Road Worthiness is for every vehicle running on public roads.

Given the usually small number of its staff and the fact that they do not bear arms, VIO alone cannot enforce compliance with Certificate of Road Worthiness by millions of vehicles on Nigeria's roads. If Nigeria's law states that Police has no duty to check Certificate Of Road Worthiness for vehicles, it is a bad law. Of course, if so, you can easily note the badness of the law given the type of rickety vehicles that ply Nigeria's roads as well as the accidents they daily provoke..

You are WRONG!

Certificate of Road Worthiness (CRW) = COMMERCIAL VEHICLES ONLY, irrespective of Age! To be done bi-annually

MOT = PRIVATE vehicles ONLY.... that are five years old and above. To be done annually, where required.

Please pay attention to the VIO Director's comment on same issue, on a post by "Marpol" page zero, of this topic.
Thank you.

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everyday: As it was rightly said. Money indeed is the root of all evil

No Bro,
LOVE OF Money indeed is the root of all evil!

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Omexonomy: Whenever arm robbers are after you or 419 dupe you please dont run to the men in black.
At least they have have one positive thing about.

Armed robbers, l know! ...And l know what they want!! My Money in most cases, right? I will give them and they will go away.
I have done it before. I even offered them three unopened bottles of expensive wine on the condition that they let me remove my SIM and Data card, from my phone they are taking along. The bastards obliged me!
You might even be surprised it was the same Police that gave them the "info" that Mr. Lastpage just brought in some foreign Currency!

But the Police in Black Uniform? A Police person, armed with gun, using official Uniform to rob an unarmed person .... killing them after robbing them..... and then placing a gun in the dead person's hand (claiming he was an armed robber! ) and then going to collect my tax as his salary at the end of the month? .... is UNFORGIVABLE!

Even the Devil abhors such people.

Trust me, if every Nigerian can legally have the means to a Gun (for self protection), the Police will become OBSOLETE!

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GeneralShepherd: Now imagine this news, Armed and plain cloth police men clash in New york city...forces of the NYPD blah blah blah...

Ridiculous right?!! That is how foolish Nigeria is. If a policeman can clash with a fellow armed brother-in-arms that he swore to have his back in the line of fire. What is our fate then?

But the sweetest part will be when the police PRO issues a statement tomorrow!!!

..(In Police-PRO-Mode) = Reports reaching Force Headquarters of clashes between Regular Police and Men of the X-Squad somewhere along Lekki Express Road (What? Lekki Ke?) have been confirmed to be absolutely untrue.
The incident in question was actually a "Live Drill" on how to arrest armed robbers masquerading in Police Uniform along oshodi Express Road.
We appeal to all members of the public of be vigilant and report any strange persons they see, to the Police.
Remember, the Police is your best friend, ...help the Police to help you. ---- Issued from the Office of the Police PRO!

Gbagaun! Gbagaun!! Gbagaun!!!
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Hehehe!
Me l just love Police people, Walahi!

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eyenCalabar: This is one reason I always warn people who likes to argue with these guys to leave them alone. Their gross mentality is just below normal. They can do anything. All around the country, same report about them everyday. I wonder what change normal people to animals af
ter joining the police force. Hardly before you can find someone that can think normally in the police force. Shame on them!!!

I nominate "Policewoman" on Nairaland!

That one is original "Kooloo" both in real life and online!

Bunch of Smelly Retards in Uniform.

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amadice: ....i knw ur a yoruba HE GOAT going by ur username ur SEGUN ...lemme tel u sometin being a tribaltic wont help matters n ppl like u cant mov dis nation forward because all u will do is ur sef n ur region...guy if u said dis outside nairaland ALLAH i go stab u cos we dnt need ppl like u...#truth

Internet Baboon like yourself!

Amadioha fire your Papa for village.

Put your picture and address here on Nairaland so that the Op can pay you a visit.

Stab my bottom.
Opoonu-sogonu

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swedbase: Shut that your dirty oily mouth.... Is she the first minister to buy bullet proof cars??? idiotic

..and that justifies it, right?

Well, as long as she is "your tribal sister", she can kill all your family in mid-air accidents, it does not matter!

Truly, people like you deserve these kind of "Corrupt Nigerian Leaders and Politicians".
Your intelligence is sub-human and you're thus incapable of learning.


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adino: So you are feeling the fresh air on our roads. Up G.E.J
G.E.J TILL 2019.

Why is everyone (most peeps) saying Nigeria is "unofficially" a FAILED STATE?

Its not about GEJ, PDP or APC or whatever they call themselves now.
Since that Dana incident and the "rumors" about why that aircraft was allowed to circle endlessly till it crashed ....and the response that followed, l have decreed NEVER to fly any local airline ....till l can feel we appreciate "life in mid-air".

But then, armed robbers are having a field day, not to mention the death-traps we call roads.
At times l wonder whether we have a government and if those in that govt even have a clue as to why they are there!

And l think we are just beginning to realize this.

Fingers crossed, ........ let me go outside and get some "fresh air"!

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Bpriest: Yoruba Yoruba Yoruba Yoruba oooo how many times did I call una ? Yoruba na wa with una ? It never sleeps?

More power to your D1ck my brother

Omo Yiibo, Omo Yanmirin, ....Wetin now, Nnaa?
Leave Yoruba peeps alone now abi na dem say make una no get strength down-under?

Abeg, go buy ALOMO if envy wan kill una, omo Yiibo!

****Peeps and sees FFK doing Bianca Ojukwu Douggy-style*****

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ilebaami: . If all these were true would GEJ still have been this popular?
You seem to be OYO.

GEJ is VERY POPULAR because the country is mostly made-up of "sheep" like YOU!
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This country is truly phucked, ........over and over again!

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Jeezyy: If i were the judge i would do same. Some of those cases have even been forgotten. how can a case be on trial since 2007?, or are they gonna wait till the governors get old n die b4 being sentenced...RUBBISH!

A two-term Governor has immunity of for r 8years!
The thieving bastards are smart enough to rig their way to become Senators after that. (another nice 8years of immunity!)

or why do you think a former "Nigerian state" Governor simply "descends low" to become a Senator?
You see why that "immunity clause" in our constitution needs to be expunged ASAP?

Did you ask me by "whom"?

Aaah, the same Senators? Okay now.

One day sha, Nigerians will wake-up and demand their freedom, until then, l wan be Senator and Governor, abeegi!

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Denn: This story cannot be logically true.

Thieves won't be so stupid to maintain a stolen vehicles identity and even fellowship in church with same vehicle.

I believe the guy confessed after 'proper interrogation '

He could have bought the vehicle which was obviously stolen.

After much beating by policemen, he confessed.

This case will lose credibility in court once this guy can prove his alibi.

Don't accept such emotional stories without proper analysis...

I understand where you are coming from but trust me, the best way to hide something is to leave it in the open!
Its just logical that when our things get lost, we actually go on looking for it where "we think" it was hidden!
That thief get sense pass anybody but he was just out of luck that the vehicle has a "tracker installed".
How on earth would you dare look for a stolen item "in Shooshi"? ... of all places?

As for his story of buying it, its very simple: Take Police to Taiye the seller and let him come out and boldly say: I sold it to him.
Ofcourse, Taiye is under obligation to take us to where he also bought the car and the particulars he was given and by whom...

That is what l expect the Police to thrash out but knowing how stewpid and unintelligent they are, they will simply slap the thief. Gbooozaa!

The true God cannot be mocked, that Pastor should be treated as an "accomplice".

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Jade2029: What is a rectum cable wire?

I know "rectum" is another word for the shyte-hole!
Cable and wire and two sides of the same coin, one is just thicker than the other!

So, if we mix the three things together, ...Hmmmmm...

I suspect somebody has been phucking another person from their shyte-hole!
Any denial from the shyte-hole diggers/phuckerz out here?

Zumarocket: HEADLINE:Robber takes car to pastor for blessing, police nab him in church
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NEWS it self: Crime Reports learnt that Oyeniran was forced to push the car into the church premises when it stopped working after it was demobilised

what a contradiction

No contradiction my friend, though l wish he did not have to force the hand of god by "pushing it into" the church premises!

1.) Car was snatched at gun point and driven away.

2.) Owner proceeded to "demobilize" the car (l think you know what that means ..... the car had an "immobilizer" installed and it works via gsm network and start "tracking" it! You go pay me for that one o!!

3.) The effect of two (2) above, happened as our "Brother prayer warrior and tither" was about to enter his shushii! Car refuse to drive any further

4.) make yaawaa no-bust, "Brother" come push car enter Shuushii-compound!

5.) Him come do "thanksgiving" (and you no say Pastor don 'identify' im own share now, as 'flenti-flenti feefle' come line-up to dey dance and do "thanks-giving offering"! Dem no dey tire )

6.) But everyday for the thief, today na today for owner Alarm don blow!

Question: would it not have been better and morally-right before God, if our Pastors are bold enough (l know say kontiri hard and Pastors must wack! ) to just question anyone declaring surplus, in church?

Simple Kweshion: "Brother Lastpage", can you explain to this congregation where you got the money to buy this vehicle ... before we proceed to bless it and do thanksgiving?


That cant be too much to ask now, abi?
See as dem come bring disgrace to house of "war-sheep"

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speedyboi: Isn't it funny?

One major thing compromising Christianity is 'denomination'. We claim to worship one God, yet we have different denominations with different doctrines.... As if that is not enough, we see members speaking against doctrines of other denominations for whatever reasons. Smh...


What stops these 6 churches from merging together and having one service now? Smh

Jezzuz Christ!
You want a whole six (6) egoistical, thieving-PIMPS to come together under one "business name"?
Thief go rob thief for that one now!

It will be fight to the bitter end.

Moreover, do you think everyone does not want to be MD/CEO.... to be worshiped and adored by some Mugun?
Leave matter abeg.

My greatest fear is that one day, just one day, they will be having their services and as usual, jumping and clapping "in rhythm" and then "set the building into Resonance" and it will collapse!
Its a low probability but trust me, its not zero. I have seen it happen a number of times.

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BTW: It is the same reason that Nigerian business die with their owners, in most cases! GREED and EGO.

Goddex: Liars on the prowl. First, it did not rain yesterday.
Except the rain only fell on MMIA roof and did not get to neighboring Ajao Estate where I stay.

What a Clown!
So because it did not rain in Ajao estate, that means it did not rain at MMIA?
How old are you sef?
JJC.

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musiwa28: Even the bible says a man can be polygamist , but a woman can not have 2 husband. But a man can have 2 wives. Some churches who preach monogamy is because they dont know the word of God. And their pastor lack the understand of the word of God.

God allows a man to have more than one wives, It is a woman that God say, a woman can not have 2 husband. According to the word of God. A man can have many wives.

look at some of this church Jesus feed 5000 people. but 5000 people are now the one feeding one Pastor in this church. So it tell you the love of some pastors have wax cool.

I see the irony in your statement, Musiwa!

I tell you, from the mouth of "babes", the truth and wisdom wil be espoused

Continue to abuse Musiwa, all of you!

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greatgod2012: I dont like hidden unfaithfulness, if he really wanted to be faithful, he should have legally married all of them and they will all know themselves as his wives, not pretending to be faithful to his wwife that he was actually faithful when he wasn't.

I wonder how the wife at home will tke the news now.
He is dead now, let DNA proof them all.

Legally, as in LEGALLY...... you can have ONLY ONE spouse (wife or husband).... :LEGALLY!
if you attempt and marry another one LEGALLY, you would have committed a CRIMINAL OFFENSE defined as BIGAMY!

7 years imprisonment awaits the offender!

At best, he should divorce the legally married wife and do traditional wedding for all of them!

That way, no wife will be "forming" superiority over the others.
Just watch as the "legally married one" tries to corner all his assets!

Iyawo-oloruka na badt tins!

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Yea..... inflation drop my foot!
Do these cretins who publish these nonsense figures ever take a trip to the market to price foodstuff, even within a spate of thiry days and see the price hike?

****Wallops the "official publisher" on the head, with a frying pan*****

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Merkki: Some men are pigs!

Pen!s is a National problem. So sad.

Yea.... some WOMEN are whores ....


..like the wife of the man!
But l agree, she must really love his Pen!s ... to be defending him!
National problem ...or woman problem, pick your chose!

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infonubia: ouch! isn't that a little too harsh. People deal with situations differently. We tend to deal with them the best way we know how and there isn't really a right or wrong way. I can't really speak for someone committed suicide due to being bullied but I know it must have been so hard on them.

Really?
Its not the "bullying" that makes them commit suicide, their life was already on "the edge", EMPTY is the real word!
Bullying was just the "trigger" that fired the bullet.

infonubia: The picture above is of a 12-year-old girl, Rebecca Sedwick who was ganged bullied by as many as 15 girls via online and text messages. Over what? of course, the usual teen drama: a boy! The main culprit - the 14-year-old girl had been dating Sedwick's[b] former boyfriend[/b]. She posted comments online with statement that Sedwick should "drink bleach and die." The second girl was Sedwick's former best friend whom the other girls influenced to attack Sedwick. It's very sad and unfortunate!

Through investigations, the sheriff of Polk County found search queries such as "what is overweight for a 13-year-old girl," "how to get blades out of razors" and "how many over-the-counter drugs do you take to die" on Sedwick computer. There was picture showing her head resting on a railroad track on one of her screen-savers. She contemplated suicide for several months as she was taunted by these girls.

Sedwick's mom tried to remove her from the school last year, but the bullying continued on Sedwick's phone and Facebook page. Sedwick committed suicide on September 9th. She jumped from the tower of an abandoned concrete plant and died.

Hehehe, l can only laugh! ...but its not funny at all!!

What is a 12yr old doing with a BOYFRIEND? Jezzuz!
Call me "old fashioned and traditional" but if she is my daughter, l will flog her deadi-body till it wakes up ...and die again! Imagine, they even have "former" boyfriend at that age!

Now, as a parent, l cant imagine that your child, who lives under your roof, was contemplating suicide for a whole 13 months... and you have no idea what she was up to?
That is why l hate all these shyte about "personal space" that these Oyinbo peeps preach about their children.
I reserve the right to enter ANY ROOM in my house[/b] (especially my children's room) [b]AT ANY TIME-tee! ... and conduct "searches" for things l dont even know are missing! (You dont like it, go rent your own house elsewhere but l will cane you wella before you leave sef! )

Does it not show that there is a complete "disconnect" between parents and child?
Okay, l understand, maybe she was living with a 'single parent" who unfortunately is too busy chasing dollars or attending parties and binge-drinking?

Parents need to be "close to their children" so that you can notice the slightest change of "mood or attitude" when it sets in, from day one.
Be your child's BEST FRIEND..... being "firm and yet so loving" at the same time.
Put monitoring software on their phone and computer, check what they post on twitter and facebook , e.t.c (at an early stage, you can call it snooping but if it will save my child, then l am a snooper!).
Kids will always be kids and they sure need guidance till they can fend for themselves.
Its a very dangerous world out there, even more so with the advent of "internet-everywhere" and social networking! (if it could change governments in places like Tunisia, Egypt, e.t.c..... who is that your 12yr old that you think he/she is immune to such forces?)

All these "arrests" ....is campaign after election! Too late.

But then, we must all realize that "with freedom comes great responsibilities".
No one can eat their cake and still have it.

****checks where he keeps his cane incase those rascals of his have taken it to hide elsewhere*****

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enigmang: Na 'Big' men dey cut corner pass....

I am sure they all gave it to someone to get it done for them.. Serves them right

Sir,
There is nothing wrong in for example, giving a job to someone whose job it is to do it.

Say l give my car Reg to an FRSC Official to do, paid the approved price and "in addition" TIPPED the FRSC official for doing the running around for me (if l am not disposed for whatever reason).

What is wrong in that?

But l will add that the CRIMINALITY of some Nigerians in such positions (FRSC, COUNCIL MEN, VIO, LASMA, e.t.c) arises when they collect the "approved price money" and REFUSE to pay same to govt coffers but out of GREED, want to pocket everything and in so doing, operate an illegal racket.

It is such FRSC officials that needs to be EXPOSED AND PROSECUTED.

If not corruption, most of these things can be done ONLINE (You simply need to send by scan, valid I.D and other documentations and pay with your Credit Card).
But the thieving Govt officials prefer "face-to-face MANUAL style" so that they can forcefully demand for Egunje!

We will get there sha....... one day

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Dr Muzungu: Why would a federal institution have a web site with the ORG TLD_ and not, at least .NG or .ORG.NG?!?!?!


here is what a whois lookup gives:



Lolllll, a federal institution registering a domain through GODADDY, using an individual's name for it? Lol, come on, how do we know this is real and not yet another identity theft scheme?!

Can you imagine!
I guess these quacks at the helm of our affairs just call their friends and award contract to them (of-course at astronomical price, so that "there would be space for RETURNS" since there is money to be made.

How on earth does it happen that one faceless Olukunle Makinde is the domain admin to a Database that will contain very private and personal information of Nigerian car users?
These is really crazy, l tell you!

No wonder everyone gets easily scammed in Nigeria, ....Arze-fuckars everywhere

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crackhaus: As much as I agree to an extent with everything the Captain said, I still think that as blacks, we are the ones selling ourselves short by making derogatory comments like 'white people should run this and run that'.
The problem is not that we are not capable of adherence to guidelines, rather it's that there are no stringent complications and bodies to implement them when something does go wrong.
Then again, there is the 'let me help my brother mentality' that abound in Nigeria, which is like our biggest developmental problem because this has only led to appointment of unqualified quacks in aviation control and monitoring masquerading themselves as experts and professionals.

It's not white people we need, it's an overhaul of the political structure that supports 'this na my person mentality'.

3 Gboosa for you jawee!

...and permit me to add that even where there are "stringent rules and bodies set-up to monitor and implement such", ..... CORRUPTION WILL BE OUR UNDOING AT THE END OF THE DAY!

It really sucks.

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Next time "Liverpool's Liuz Suarez" bites some innocent fella, l will ask this boy to show him how to bite!

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