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[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]Vodooo is not to transform BEnin or Africa. Vodooo is to tranform oneself and to attain inner spirituality. BEnin was a Great Empire uring Vodoo days, but now colonialism, christianity , etc., have transformed it in a bad way. .[/quote]....and when the "oneself and spirituality" is transformed (to a higher level l believe?), the next question that arises is: TO WHAT BENEFIT?

This is where this grave-robber Religion fails woefully!
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All the Albert Einsteins and Isaac Newtons + Faradays of this world (whether as Rosicrucians, Priory, Saints Templar, e.t.c) used their own "Voodoo" to better mankind. They contributed immensely to the development of knowledge, better understanding and improved standard of life for men and you.

Any "religion or practice" that does not lead to the attainment of a better mankind is useless and should be trashed.

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^^^^ Redundant?
Which kin grammar you inject inside so?

^^^^^^You're correct madam. My apologies.
The poor child is the looser in all these drama.

But, to be "realistic and truly objective", l try to weigh in-between "The TWO EVILS".

On one hand: This is a child, a living being, being subjected to this kind of trauma in early life. In this day of "Cloud Storage", l hope that child does not go to college one day and his class mates pull out this story and embarrass him from then! I know abortion is not to be advocated.


On the second hand: If you have sex with someone and it resulted in an "unwanted pregnancy", at that early stage (four to six weeks when you miss your cycle), the pregnancy is still and just a "blob of blood"!

At that stage, it is yet to "form a baby or a living entity" (No heart yet, no body parts yet, no heart beat yet, just a "congealed mass of blood").

I think it is better to get rid of "that things" at that stage, that to sentence another human being to a life of misery, LATER!.

Both are bad and not ideal but the second option is what l call the "lesser of two evils".
Just look at the comedy she is turning that child into?

Anyway sha, Just my own opinion.

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Ivynwa: Alleluiah! Preach to me Baby. Ivynwa still dancing "Show me your b*ckside*

This is the first time I am seeing this song, I can't believe that they sing about "B*ckside" in the good olden days when nobody knows to shake a*s/booty. Jeez----this your pastor don spoil finish if he is spoiled enough to sing about b*ckside in the ninety kpurugidim (years years ago)

My Sister, e be like say you no know! the Pastor wella wella!
That "guy man Pastor" was the main thing in those days o! One of the first men to use "Wella Straight Cream" to jerry-curl their hair!
If not that my husband used some of his songs to woo me, me sef for hammer the man no be small!

Imagine when l went to visit "Lastpage" in his room at University in those days and he started playing me Cassette Tape of Chris Okotie, "l need someone"!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdaJwKkC7xE
(l hope l am allowed insert the link? )


Then, l was thinking in my head: What is this young man up to? He thinks he can seduce me with this sexy music, abi?

But before l knew what was happening, me sef don begin "sing-along"!
And l am still singing it right now! (Jeezus Christ, this man has me taken!)

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idupaul: .

Well said LASTPAGE .. U have made my day with this post there is hope for a better and smarter Nigeria... Infact come marry my sister I need her to marry smart man like U

Okay, l see! Marry your sister abi? Na joke abi? Expensive joke!
Well, l am waiting for him (my own smart husband!) to accede to your request!

(I am the one you should be complimenting, for choosing a smart husband...out of all those "boyz" of those days! )

After how many pikins sef? I don use the man finish, na 'Mrs' Lastpage dey in-charge of this man.

BTW; How old is your sister? I may consider her for one of our sons since they seem to inherit that "wayo brain" from the man! At times, it's not too good to marry a man that is too smart!
You cant 'out-fox' him one bit...but l like it sha!

Thanks for the compliment though, it gladdens me, his wife

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BUSH MAN: very nicely put, you do not sound like some body who live in nigeria, have you considered taking up this mans case as his lawyer

No Brus, l am "yet" to qualify as a Lawyer ...but l will one day! That happens to be my "pet dream"...when l clock 60yrs!

But really, l've always wondered why "rich people" are so eager to deprive "very poor people" their "little entitlements"?

Its not as if the man's 10K per month will do any dent in the Church's Tithe bag?

And considering that "Gospel Music" is one of the "crowd puller" in any church, the Keyboardist is pivotal to that role, so as the Drummer!
That man has contributed immensely to Okotie's riches!

Thunder fire them cheats!

(Oloopa, which one be cursing now?)

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Arsenal's LOSS is Man U's GAIN!

Thank you Ar.se-Wenger, you're a real a.r.s.e for selling your best player to Man U.

All hail RVP!

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Theemperor: I am not a big fan of Pastors, but in this case, this is just an unserious adult who puts his frustration on the Pastor.The guy is 42years old (not 40) and he is very unserious with his life. He dropped out of Delta State University where he was studying music.He lacks total discipline and even the bulk of his family members do not take him serious.he is not married and do not make any significant value to family issues.
On this particular case, he is just being ungrateful.I know that Chris Okotie did lot for this young man. Okiotor has quarrelled with everybody. Ask him why his rich brother(Abel) did not help him.He picked up a quarrel with his brother on a similar issue, and it took family to call him to caution,He also had quarrels with his brother,s wife Ote, cos he expected so much from them.His mates have all surpassed him, now he is frustrated.
I do not attend ChrisOkotie,s church neither do i live in lagos, but i can tell you i know this guy from his days at Ughelli.
Tell me, who works for 14 years without pay? Lets think about that for a min. this guy is a complete joke, who is looking for who to put his failure on.He goes by the name DAFPH DAF on facebook.If you go to his wall, you can find a tread of how childish , disrespectful and immature he is.
Even Atiku went back to apologise to Obasanjo, not to mention of this case.

I like this your "contribution". It is obvious you know this guy like the back of your hand!
Now, you have raised a lot of issues that l will attend to, in "short bursts" because l dont want to dwell too much on them.

1.) You attacked his personality:
a.) as "unserious": As an artist, he practiced his specialization, to the benefit of the church for 14yrs and you still thin he is unserious?

b.) unmarried at 42: So, being married is now a yardstick for success? Dont let me start mentioning names.

c.) dropped out of school: from Steve Job (APPLE FOUNDER) to Bill Gates (Microsoft founder), all drop-outs! Dropping out of school is not a curse, it is "what and why" you dropped out that matters.

d.) Ungrateful: From reneging on promises made to him, to outright deceit in using his brothers name as the Tenant for the rented apartment, Okotie duped this man for 14years! What is there to be grateful for? Pls tell us.

e.) Quarrelsome (with brother & wife, Pastor, e.t.c): So because his Brother Abel is not throwing money around on his or because they "disagree" on issues, that makes him quarrelsome? Do you get it at all?
Think; Gifted people are usually "eccentric" and dont always "flow with the crowd". Albert Einstein is an example, Fela Anikulapo Kuti is another and thousands more!

f.) His mates have surpassed him: How will his mates not surpass him when people like Okotie are taking advantage of him and trying to use his talent for free. Let his 39Million be paid to him and let us see whether he will not surpass those mates!

g.) Stupid; (for working for 14 years without pay!): Well, he is stewpid but Okotie deserves to go to jail for this inhuman treatment. Let him try this in Western countries where they appreciate "human effort and services", if he would not end in jail. Even people who took "house-girls" abroad and used them like they do in Nigeria, without paying them, end up in jail. Do a little research on this.

h.) His Facebook page is childish": Everyone has the right to populate their FaceBook page as they deem fit. What is childish to you might even be "artistic" to others so quit being judgmental unnecessarily.

i.) He should "apologize" to his tormentor, like Atiku!: This finally shows the kind of person and the type of "beggarly" mentality you have. You must be a desperate person by nature otherwise you would know that it is demeaning to be cheated and to be expected to "prostrate" to get what rightly belongs to you. And you egoistic Pastors too would feel "fulfilled" that they are Lording it over another "small person", right? That was how Jesus was behaving while on earth, right?


Okay, l've heard it said that "Religion is the opium (plant from which cocaine hard drug is sourced!) of the people, give them 'religion' and they would be as senseless and stewpid as someone on hard drugs"!

From the account given even by church members, it is clear that this man was "in service" of the church and there was no "written agreement on terms of service".

Dont invoke God in this matter, its purely between two people, with one using his position to chance the other!
He did not work for God because God did not have any "discussion" with him, it was Okotie that engaged him. Period.

*Okotie was a "musician" like this man, and he got royalties from his records. WHY NOT THIS MAN?

*Okotie was/is a "church worker" like this man.. and he reaps his own rewards here on earth, from the church, judging by his flamboyant lifestyle. WHY NOT THIS MAN?

Okotie lives lavish on the church, using his "selling skills', WHY NOT THIS MAN?

Until we enact a law which puts this pimps and con-men cum Pastors in jail for first-degree fraud (and gullible followers like you to, for failing to use your God-given brain to reason)...until then, this con-men will think they far too smart than they really are.

America, Europe, Asia and the far East are not as religious as Nigeria(ns), yet look at the quality of lifestyle that their govt give their people, look at the life they live....

If our "Religion and the way we practice it" is truly acceptable to God, we would have been far more blessed than these people/countries but like God said in his Bible, "What is the sound of all these bleating of Goats and Cows, that l hear"?
He is not interested in the in the "money we contribute' in church, that is siphoned-off by the con-men and pimps on the pulpit!
God is interested ONLY in our HEART AND SOULS!
That is where these other prosperous nations have beaten us pants-down, despite all our Noise and singing and Tithe!
You cannot be doing evil...and expect the grace of God to abound.
Even those that dont believe in God, do more Good that we that sleep and wake in church, we that foolishly believe we can BRIBE GOD with our money or think that "Hold God to ransom or blackmail him with Tithes".

Let Okotie pay this man for his WORK to his church/ business empire.
Like the Bible says, "Do not suffer a workman, his wages"! Or which Bible does Okotie and these "pimping pastors" preach from?


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Kx: While Israeli Universities are fastening equipment capable of taking and sending photos back to Israel and or to track birds migration, what are our universities doing:

Campus pure water in Uniben
Unilag Bread in Lagos
Etc

Plus CASSAVA BREAD at Aso Rock!

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[quote author= Amebo]Pretty Bisi Ibidapo Obe as you read this, is having the christening of her baby at her Magodo, Lagos home with friends and close family members in attendance.

A lavish reception party will immediately kick off at a nearby hall. The christening is being supervised by clerics from Celestial Church Of Christ. The baby was named Precious Oluwajomiloju Abikeade Melaye. God bless the new born.

SOURCE:AN EYEWITNESS[/quote]

Baby mama:

DDid she get permission before affixing his last name to the baby's
Let them get a paternity test and settle this
This woman wont quit

See the local sounding name she gave a poor baby oluwajomiloju

Why not oluwaojujucalabar

She wants to be "Mrs Melaye" by hook or crook!
It is obvious that some women have lost all sense of shame.

Will it not have been more prudent that she clears the air FIRST, on the baby's paternity before this senseless lavish naming?
Imagine, in this age of Technology, when that child grows up and starts reading about her "conception"?
How she was "unwanted, indiscriminately attached to different "father-to-be", rejected at conception, e.t.c!

Even if DNA ended up proving that it was his (Melaye's) sperm that fertilized that egg, that resulted in this unwanted baby, the fact still remains that she was "UNDESIRABLE" (unwanted pregnancy!, forced on the Man) right from day 1.

Cant she just go for a "quiet abortion" when she realized she has missed her period ......... instead of trying to do "attachee" to BIG MAN

I guess it all boils down to who Melaye is. (if na one omo-yiibo selling Puff-puff now or Pure water, she will not even tell him she is pregnant before flushing it!)

The man said he does not want a baby by you (afterall, you confessed to payment in form of Nice Cell phones and change of wardrobe! ) you say na lie, you must produce baby for him...wetin sef?

Ashawo no suppose dey get pregnant now?

Oya, carry the man go court for Abuja(l mean London joor) and "FORCE HIM" to pay Maintenance and Child support!

Yeyee dey smell.

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chiover: this is a family issue, they shd have ironed it out by themselves instead of coming on air. but does it mean that trust have really taking a nose-dive in Nigeria? come to think of it, does it mean priests are bizmen

Go and ask Fela Anikulapo Kuti ...when he sang "Teacher dont teach me Nonsense"!

berem: I prefer a fanatic buhari than a clueless Jonathan.

[size=14pt]
Both are just TWO SIDES OF THE SAME COIN![/size]

Just look at what is happening in EGYPT RIGHT NOW..... and your question (what is wrong with Buhari?) is FULLY ANSWERED!

No long Story!

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Whats the problem with these "flowers" thingy sef?

I know the "Westerners" like to give their ladies flowers, as a sign of being romantic but....WHY?
Why does flower signify romance?

I suspect that because flowers dont grow readily in Oyinbo land (except if planted and cultivated, due to their horrible weather) and due to its "scarcity", it has assumed some "PRECIOUS" status? So, their women appreciates it.

Now, lets come back to Naija, the last time l tried to "impress" Iya Sikira with flowers (being a full blooded 'romance guys' myself! ), she asked me if l had "bought Christmas goat very early this year", since it is still February, Valentine's day!

I was puzzled but did not take offense!

I asked Iya Sikira why she did not appreciate such "romantic gesture"?

Iya Sikira: Look all around you, all these flowers are growing all by themselves, nobody planted them! So you went to "waste" money to buy something l use 'effort' to clear away from the compound?

Me: I was just trying to be romantic naah! Okay, what do you think l should have given you as a gesture then?

Iya Sikira: How about show real romance by taking me on Holidays to Belize, just for the weekend? How about a nice Diamond-studded necklace? How about changing my phone to the iphone-5 or SS3? How did you miss all those ones?

Me: Emmmm...those things cost an arm and a leg, "romantic gestures" are supposed to be cheap things (like flowers) but its the meaning behind them that really counts. Your mates in other "geographical locations" appreciates flowers so much and they understand its "romantic value"!


Iya Sikira: So, you are now saying l am not only an Ewu-Goat, l am also cheap? Okay, it's about "location right"? I guess those women in those location would not really care about a weekend Holiday in their own backyard (like Paris!) but we over here, we do! They value flowers, we dont! They dont value iphone or a tantalizing plate of Isi-ewu Pepper soup as being romantic, but we do!

Me: I thought about these things for a while.
She is actually right! We cant "import" romanticism from one place to another because what trips a woman in one place, depends on the value they attach to it, in that place!

Next time, Iya Sikira, l will show you how romantic l am, one big plate of Pepper Soup for you, to go along with a shiny iphone 5 and weekend holiday to boot!

Iya Sikira: Thats why l love our Naija men, them sabi wetin gwan, too much sef!

Hmmm......okay now!


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Denise216:
Let me quote myself "Men are complex and diverse, you train a dog not a man."
Let me quote you "Mine is LOVING IT, like Mc Donalds!"
That takes care of that deflection.

You believe men need to be manipulated, I believe men should be respected. You play games with your husband, I treat mine like an adult.
You rant, I don't. The lack of colors, bold and capped characters, and smiley faces in my replies prove that.
Again you went off the deep end.

Dont be a joke! So "colors, bolds and capped characters" is you own definition of ranting? Have you ever heard of a Dictionary at all?
It is called "emphasis"! (and there you go again )


You should have "quoted" what l said first, before you responded with the quote above, ...
and see if it contains any word/phrase that reads "manipulation".
I never said men should be or need to be "manipulated"! Gosh!! That phrase was 'coined by YOU'!

Anyway, l shouldn't be discussing this kind of stuff with you, its way above your league.
.... and when you "get there", come back for training.... if it will do you any good by then.

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BTW: You can see other people's response to my post.... and that should tell you something, if you get it at all.

For those of you asking the Lawyer for his contact details, it is all displayed at the BOTTOM OF HIS POST!

His E-mail, phone Numbers et all, is there.

Copy it and contact him.

Please DONT ASK AGAIN or else l go vex!

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Evil Brain: There is a vaccine for Human Papilloma Virus. It is Highly effective, affordable and available in Nigeria. If you're worried, then go to a good private hospital and ask for Cevarix. Then you can enjoy all the cunnílingus and/or BJs you want (But look out for Herpes!).

Everybody calm the fúck down!

[quote author= NetDoctor]Warning!

As with all vaccines, this vaccine may not provide protection against HPV in everyone who has the vaccine. In addition it will not protect against all types of HPV. It will also not protect against any other sexually-transmitted infections (STIs). This means that after having the vaccine you should still practice safe sex and use condoms to prevent STIs.
This vaccine should not be used as an alternative to having regular cervical smear tests. This is because no vaccine is 100 per cent effective and this vaccine will not provide protection against all types of HPV. It also won't protect you from any cancerous changes that may be caused by an HPV infection you may already have without knowing. It is important to keep having regular smear tests.
People who have an underactive immune system, for example due to a genetic defect, disease such as HIV infection, or treatment with medicines that suppress the immune system, such as chemotherapy, high-dose corticosteroids, or immunosuppressants, eg used following an organ transplant, may not produce an adequate number of antibodies in response to this vaccine. As a result, the vaccine may be less effective in these people. Ask your doctor for more information and advice if this applies to you.[/quote]http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/childrens-health/medicines/cervarix.html#ixzz2E3Zj55bJ

Therefore, l advise you to thread SUCK with CAUTION!

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Stop Mouth Action?

Iya Sikira go just kill me.

Even me sef, l will rather die form Mouth Action than to die from Old Age!

Abegi joor, where is Iya Sikira, you are due for your next dose, ...right now in this kitchen!

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If it is still this same type of "jerky internet" that cannot carry small Video call without breaking, we arse still a long way off!

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The funny thing is that 97% of Nigerian Vulganizers either use their "Saliva" to gauge your tyre (after pumping it!)

..or use that their useless "Gauge" will will give you ten different readings, if used ten times, on the same tyre!

That one near my street will just inflate the Tyre, hit it with his fist a few times and "declare": Oga, e don 'gage' well!

If l ask him how he knew the pressure was the same in all wheels, he would answer by "using his fist to hit each tyre three times" and repeat his declaration once more: Oga, l tell you, all don gagee-faa!

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That "first runner-Up" must be weeping ... or how do you explain that expression on her face?

Was that supposed to be "a smile"?

Hmmmm....things are really getting badt!

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Where did they get money sef to organize peagent, in that P.Ireland.G.S (PIGS) member-state?

Demdem: here we go again. anytime u see a Nigerian bank being given an award, one has to watch it, Such bank is about to Die

This must be the "Joke of the Year"!

UBA is the worst bank in Nigeria, as far as l am concerned.

When l got fed up, l withdrew all my money from the bank and left #2,000 there for them to manage!

So, they are better than Zenith, GTB, those South African banks?

Maybe the bank is about to collapse sha, make l go withdraw the #2,000 sef!

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The important phrase in that publication is "AVERAGE LIFE EXPECTANCY".

"Average" means out of x-number of Nigerians, your Grand Ma that lived to be hundred years (and others like her).... added to those millions of Nigerians that die under thirty years, divided by "x', the total number under consideration.

Average = (x1 + x2 + x3)/ 3

Thus, that your Granny lived to be 103 or that your niece dies at 20yrs, does not invalidate the publication.

Muchas Gracias

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Nigerian military is very good at harassing "unarmed civilians"!

They can beat the piss out of any "bloody civilian" but when it comes to "real military", we all know that they are too pot-bellied to be of any use!

With all those "Pepper-soup" they guzzle at Mammy-market, how can they have time for training?

Again, the biggest problem of our "armed forces" in general, is that of "Superiors" who steal all the money meant for the training of the rank and file!

We still remember how some officers were dismissed and even locked-up (about three or four years now), just for asking their Superiors release the U.N Mission allowance? Yes, we still remember the effrontery and brazen attitude of those thieves who steal from their junior "rank and file".

Like most things Nigerian, very devoid of shame!

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Why not ask us "if you can eat breakfast or if you should go to Toilet"?

If you want to marry the father of your children, WHY ask us?

If we say "No, dont marry", will you agree?

It seems you are very insecure and you just want "validation"?

Abeg, go marry and stop asking silly kwesion joor.

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA][size=16pt]I AM SURE THE HUMAN SKELETONS, WHEN ALIVE MUSTVE BEEN PRACTICING VODUN IN THEIR LIFETIME! THERE IS NOTHING WRONG HERE! THE SKELETONS ARE BEING USED FOR RELIGIOUS PURPOSES TO FUEL THE GROWING VODUN RELIGION IN BENIN & TOGO! THE GODS BLESS THESE PEOPLE! ASE! ASE! ASE![/size]

[size=16pt]MAY VODUN FOREVER BE ALIVE ACROSS BENIN, TOGO, GHANA, NIGERIA, etc![/size] [/quote]
....and then what?

Did they use it to manufacture Cars, Aeroplanes, Tanker ships, or did they use it to advance their quality of life, better education, Space Science or even advancement in Weaponry?

May be they would even use it to produce better footballers (aside that Adebayor!) so they can win the African nations Cup!

Stewpid, backward Eediots!

Anyway sha, at least this ones are not "Kidnapping University students" for rituals, they are using "useless" dead bones! !

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Yomieluv: Is the ADC to Okorocha a thug,or Gangster?
Same ADC fought for chair,now beat up a policeman.
Nawa ooo,if the guy is seeking promotion,there are other ways to do that,rather than behaving like a babarian.
Well most of these educated illiterate leader prefers to use a uncivilised thug as bodyguard,instead of professionals.

May be we have another "Sergeant Rogers" .... a.k.a "Kabila" .... in the making!

Before, it was Abacha, TODAY, it is Governor Okorochas!

Keep up the good work, Mr Gomina!

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Denise216: The triple post wasn't intentional but hey-look at who I replied to; a woman (right?) who equates her partner (a man right?) to a lesser species. Your partner's desire to be trained isn't shared by most men, thank goodness. Unfortunately most women can be manipulated into a false sense of empowerment. You offer the perfect example of women believing they have the upper hand in romantic relationships when they really don't. Your attitude is more confrontational than mine, I just wrote something you didn't like. You kinda went off on the deep end. Go figure.

You dont get it at all, ... do you?
You are the one that used the phrase "train a Dog" in your response to my post.
So, it was you who equated your own man to "A DOG"!
Here is your quote, in your own words, below:

That's manipulation and pretty much makes men look like idiots. Men are complex and diverse, you train a dog not a man.

What you cant understand ...and l cant blame you for this, maybe you will, in some decades to come ... is that "Every woman has to learn to "UNDERSTAND HER MAN" in a way that guarantees the happiness and stability of her family.

That is what you erroneously and ignorantly term "training a Dog!"

Well, each man to its own tenth...... as far as l am concerned, "Happiness and Stability within the marriage," should be the goal of every spouse .... not some "over-sabi, ignorant rants"!

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nnedozie22: Circumcision can be done without cutting with the use of "PLASTIC BELL" that is attached to the phimosis which falls off after sometime. There is no risk of bleeding or infection.

One of my sons also used this method to get circumcised.
The plastic ring actually "strangulates" the foreskin and deprives it of 'blood and nutrients'.... it the end, it dies and falls-off like scab.

Seems safe and hygienic to me..... l think it should be promoted and awareness created on such method.

The "Knife and Cutlass" method seems scary and brutal!

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You are truly a dolt!

I am a "man", if you are smart enough, you would have deduced that from my post.

Again, the "give birth" story was true and it was for "someone" whose identity my wife wanted to keep private.

Having said that, you're still a "small boy" forming beyond your level.

Its obvious you are not educated (or at best, poorly educated), all your post ooze that 'dangerous mentality' of ill-educated folks.

My grouse with your type is that being "under-achievers", you try to depress others to come down to your level.
A Graduate in a Bank earns far above #70K monthly. That is a FACT.

if you think you're not worth more than that, then continue to squat on "Social Welfare" in your dinghy one room.
Otherwise, relocate and come and come and drive the BMW TRUCK
Its better than being a liability to the British Government ...and that woman you "arrangee" to marry.

Nothing do you, Nna.

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Every year, one silly President and his clueless Assembly men will come up with one "magic number" (but they ensure it is far enough for them to have looted the country and retire is opulence! ) ...and tell us that "Nigeria will turn to NewYork" in that year!

We have seen it before, over and over again.

Perform now or get hanged!

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Pele: Messi passed more than me because during our own time, the Exam was "Theory, answer all questions"!
Now it is OBJ (I mean objective O!, not Baba of Otta )

Chelski/Drogba: When l was young, l did not pass! Then l was "old" and l pass....Now we are young again!

Whinger: We always come third because we write our Exams with "Small, "Green" Biros"

Obi Mikel: I 'failed' because l wanted my own questions written "side-by-side" ....as in sideways!

Taribo West: They failed me because l was "under-age" when l took the test!

Rashidi Yekini (RIP): I nearly passed but l 'passed-on' before l could finish the test!

Torres: Every time l was about to pass, they changed my Teacher (Coach)! How d hell am l supposed to learn?

Niklas Bendtner: If only they would allow me to carry the ball to my head, l would pass..but Wenger wont!

Abrahamovich: I will keep "arranging" with the School's board to change the teachers....until my children can pass this exam nii!

Rafael Benitez (Chelsea Coach): I am not too sure about this "Blue Uniform" but the Invigilator has never caught me in my "Red Uniform" (Liverpool) ....(as he hides the 'expo' under his blue shirt)

Eduardo: I use to pass before, now they broke my Pen!

William Galas: I can pass now, as long as l have two of my mates alongside me during exam!

Andy Carrol: I like the Questions l get at Newcastle, Liverpool Questions no good at all!

Joey Barton : If l dont pass, l beat my teacher, lf l pass, l still smash his face!

Evra: They say l fail because l write answer with is black Pen!


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kennyblac: Arsenal always have a way of playing merseyside clubs (Liverpool and Everton) which usually ended in favour of d Gunners.. No matter how best or perfect τ̲̅ђey dominate, Arsenal always have τ̲̅ђe points. Arsenal is τ̲̅ђe only Team to have beaten Everton their worst ever defeat in τ̲̅ђe top flight football... 7-1 at Highbury and 6-1 at Goodison park... Todays match will be τ̲̅ђe match of τ̲̅ђe week, Battle of τ̲̅ђe 4th spot.

Now you know that this particular "Ar.se-Nal" is finished!

This is what you get when you keep selling your best players (GREED) every season.

I am a "Gunner" BTW.

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