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^^^^^Dont mind them, l hope their FaceBook Account gets hijacked, maybe by then they will learn their lesson! ![]() |
Do you have the number? (as in +234xxxxxxxx) Does the number still ring when you dial it 'now'? |
I use the Starrcomms Internet SIM, can it work with this Router? If it cant, do you have a Router that such Starcomms SIM can work with or can you recommend one to me please. Tx. |
Weekend’s meeting excited interest in political circles following speculations that Asiwaju Tinubu, just like Jonathan, could also be contesting the next presidential election in 2015.Nothing could be far from reality than this! Tinubu as President of Nigeria? Not in a million years! As for GEJ meeting with Bank-Ole and Thief-nubu, well, Birds of the same feathers flock together, dont you think? ![]() Lastpage! BTW: l laugh when l hear peeps assert that Thief-nubu can deliver the S.W. to GEJ? How will he? Will Thief-nubu force You and Me and our families to vote for GEJ? Or willhe buy my own conscience with stolen money?Funny how you guys make a "Tin god" out of these mere mortals.....just because they have looted large amounts of our money! ![]() |
[quote author=Frank-C]Nigerians are just too emotional about issues. Is the quarrel about the need for a naval research institute or is it that there is another state that is more strategic for such a project than Bayelsa. And does the legislature in her oversight capacity, have the constitutional impetus to stop executive projects as this? I think these are more valid questions. If this project will serve any strategic security need of Nigeria, then it should continue. The committee should ensure that the quality of work done is good enough for the appropriated funds.[/quote]Thank you very much! I was expecting this sort of analysis from peeps here instead of the usual "tribal rants" we are getting. It seems we under-rate the "efficacy of RESEARCH" in our daily progress and life in general. A Naval research institute IS NOT A WASTE OF FUNDS. For example, most military hardware and new technologies used in warfare/defense and even deterrence, are products of "research institutes". Even if the Naval Research Institute succeeded in coming up with say for example, a prototype to build "small boats with advanced Navigational facilities on board", it has justified its existence because such boats can be used as Ferries for our inland waterways transportation (as of today, you have to import one), such boats can be used by sea-going fishermen, such boats can be used for "shallow sea" search and rescue, e.t.c. And l am sure that with the level of intelligence of Nigerians and some strategic foreign collaboration, such research institute can serve as a basis for much development not to mention the amount of jobs it could create (in terms of ancillary services as well)! I dont care where it is sited, (at least we dont expect it to be like the Nigerian Ports Authority that was moved from Lagos, to a "dry zone" like Abuja!), as long as the "objective of setting it up" is maintained. By the way, like someone said, the Senator needs to tell the nation why she thinks "its a waste of fund", not just make some silly assertion and then conclude that it should be scrapped. At this stage, this nation needs a lot more research institutes and the "inventions" of such institutes needs to be funded and commercialized ASAP. Go to our universities and other tertiary institutions (research Institutes as well) and see how so many 'research products' lie on the shelf, waiting for commercialization! No wonder we still import Bicycle from India, even the one for our kids, that an ordinary Iron welder can "put together" for peanuts! How are we going to ever develop with this kind of attitude? This is not about Jonathan, PDP or Bayelsa state, it is about creating the required infrastructure for future development. Nuff said. Lastpage! Maybe the money should be "diverted into more allowances" for the Sin-a-tor's pocket ? |
When the "civilized World" say Nigeria is a corrupt Nation, me thinks they are referring to the "Nigeria Police Farce" ![]() That Organization and its staff, is A CANCER and until it is surgically removed, Nigeria, nay any form of progress, is just doomed. I am yet to meet a worse, vile human-being, than a Nigerian Policeman/woman Lastpage |
Hmmm.... Reminds me of one Judge Awokumehin and the incarcerated High-Chief Ogurugburu a.k.a Ibori! That judge found him innocent of 178 charges of corruption only for her majesty's judge to jail him ..for a few years though! Now tell me., How and Why would you expect Saraki's case to be any different? No be Naija Police and Judiciary? Except of-course IF HE MAKES THE MISTAKE OF RUNNING TO THE U.K or some country with extradition treaty with U.K! ![]() Hope he would be smart enough and do a "Cecilia Ibru"! An euphemism for "bank-robbery PLEA-BARGAIN"! (share a 20% and go free!) BTW: It is not even Bukola or Gbemisola Saraki that are the problem, The "Big-Thief in the house" is Up-OLOYE! himself (Their father) Effing family of rogues! Lastpage! |
The mentality of "most Nigerians" is astonishing! Imagine the story-line and eight pages later, look at the responses? ![]() As predictable as ever, it will be turned into a tribal-match between Igbos and Yorubas? And of what benefit is that to THE SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM? Sometimes, l think you ethnic bigots (no difference from religious fanatics who fight on behalf of God! ) have nothing sensible to contribute to the threads.The Yorubas dont need anyone to defend them or fight on their behalf. The Igbos dont need you or anyone to fight on their behalf as well.... So shut-da-feck up, focus on the story and proffer "useful solutions" to the stated problems! You know yourselves, right? Lastpage! |
mikron: I dont know o @ poster. Some people say lose of sight but i knw those are all lies. I dey drink garri wella and i dey enjoy am wella. Garri+ iced water+sugar+milk. Nothing like it. MmmmmmmmmmmwwwwaaaaaaaVery close but my own recipe is this: Gari + Ice Water + Sugar + "flenty-flenty" roasted Ground Nuts with a plate of Hot Beans (Preferably the bean "seeds" should not crushed) ![]() Walahi, the only thing that can beat this on a hot afternoon is to jump inside a swimming Pool and we dont have many around in my days! Lastpage! BTW: Health Benefits?: Makes you feel tall and proud like an IJEBU man! ![]() |
naijanow: While watching Emmanuel TV this morning, I heard TB Joshua suddenly stop his speech and ask the congregation to rise and pray for protection for the youth. He said Attack! and that it would be in this country. Not much later, news broke that bombs had exploded at a church on BUK campus, Bayero University in Kano! Is this proof that there is a prophet among us? Is this proof that God is still speaking to us, revealing Himself to us? Let's continue to pray for our protection, as the prophet advised. God bless Naija!He might as well get the phone-line of the Joint Task Force or the SSS and just tell then NOW, where the next Bomb is planted and HOW to ARREST the bombers! Am fed-up with all these "campaign after election" prophecies! ![]() BTW: In this age of modern telecoms, we all are able to predict what is happening somewhere, to the last five minutes (at least to those who dont have the equipment! ![]() Lastpage! |
Kwach Imani: .......so that what you just wrote is good logic?...I dont need to pretend, I AM STRAIGHT! Am proud to say it publicly and married to the OPPOSITE GENDER as ordained by nture. But YOU, a pervert and closet Lesbian/Gay, you cannot even come out openly here and announce yourself but hide behind some stewpid illogical rants and spew rubbish. Okay, lets see who the pretender is: PUBLICLY DECLARE YOUR SEXUAL ORIENTATION? Thats a challenge; l have declared mine above. Lastpge! |
Another "stylish" man-bashing silly story? So, you've been told he is a Dog? I guess he has been told you're a BITCH and that's why you are after him! ![]() Or do you need us to tell you that as well? Mtchew! This Nairaland sef, every dimwitted nitwit has to open a thread on all manner of silly things under the sun! ![]() Lastpage! |
^^^^^Like l said before,l bear no grudges against you since my questions were not in "bad taste" in the first instance. What you are trying to do is commendable, every little helps. Cheers. Lastpage! |
Akainzo: For me I am wondering what is an Emergency Power Plant?If not that l know that GEJ "actually" went to school, l would have suggested that he is eccentric and knows not the meaning of words that he speaks! But this Retardeen na PhD holder now? ![]() He has not built one power plant (cant even remember one single project he has accomplished!) in all these Months now he wants to build one in an EMERGENCY? That dude most be high on a mixture of "swamp Ganja and dry fish"! ![]() Lastpage! |
cloud7: [b][/b][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]When you talk about Ever-Green music in Naija..you cant stop wondering if the following musicians are not mentioned.Spot on Bro. There was even a band by the name "Cloud 7" but l can remember their famous tune which was a hit back then in the 70's or early 80's. Not sure if it is called "Beautiful Woman"? Can you recall it please? Lastpage! BTW: One of my best as a youngster was Sunny Ade's Festac 77 Theme Song. Never stopped loving it till now |
Honestly, this is NOT ABOUT ACN or PDP or any other party mouth-off! It is a very cheap tactics to turn every discussion/observation into a political grandstanding! The President represents the people and thus should be respected! But it is very ironical if and when the President himself comes out openly (irrespective if it is a party conference but it is covered by media sources!) to SAY THAT HE IS responsible to and subservient to the party money-bags and they elected him! How then can he get or deserve the respect of the people? Everytime you throw the "President" a life-line (and benefit of doubt), he has a way of digging himself deeper into a shyte-hole! Just read what he says up there and you would wonder what kind of timid, low self-esteem, self-deriding human being will say that openly! Or does he suffer from some "medical challenges" we are not aware of? ![]() Even a "schoolboy" is champion compared to this President! (Shakes head in disgust) Lastpage! |
Niiade: Lastpage I don't seem to understand why u are asking questions about things i never said, at this point I think your ability to read and understand english is very low (no insult intended)No insult "taken", sebi l am a small boy, right? Actually, l cant read nor write English since all l have written so far is in Chinese! I remeber my first post stating don't go for cheap survey jobs, seek out a registered surveyor only, (did I say am registered NO,I recall stating I am an accountant and my dad a registered surveyor in post 2) Niiade: I Trained with a surveyor and I am not a Certified Surveyor", I ve not engaged any client in any survey job, I only handle jobs given by my father to me to handle on his behalf or his partners behalf at the surveyor-general office in lagos and other accounting and financial aspects to surveying.Anyway, the last parts of your post has answered all the questions l asked you though l dont mind the "marketing aspect" as well. Like l said, it was just for seeking to "open up' certain issues for discerning readers and l am sure the objective has been achieved. Thank you for your response. Lastpage! |
Niiade:Thank you a million "Niiade", l appreciate it so much "when guys come clean" from the onset! I actually asked that Question because of the ongoing "discussion" viz-a-viz need to clarify a situation where someone who is not a "Trained and Certified Surveyor", does or engages in Survey business. Reading your response, l gather you feel you'll be able to do a good job if given a Survey work to do.(? correct me if l am wrong) Moreso that you feel that you have "Qualified Surveyors" at your disposal, who can "verify and validate" whatever you do for a client! My drift is thus(and just for "reasoning and enlightenment purposes ONLY): Do you think l would be justified to if l refer to you as "A Quack Surveyor"? ![]() (Dont be offended, l am just trying to espouse "further knowledge and understanding" here, for the general populace! Its not about you, l am just trying to look at things from your own "position and perspective" as l think there is no "one-cap fits all" in such argument and l may be wrong.) Your own "personal opinion" will be valuable in this regard. Lastpage! BTW: I am very happy that "calmness and maturity" has returned to the house and we are all friends, learning and helping each other, once more. |
^^^^^Argue based on LOGIC otherwise, carry your perverseness on your head like a bowl of shame! Bitter koo, Bitter-Leaf nii! ![]() W-a-n-k-e-r! Lastpage! |
^^^^^So in the "case of Adam", OLD TESTAMENT IS VALID but in the case of DAVID, OLD TESTAMENT suddenly becomes INAVLID! ![]() Eechiokwu! No worries! ![]() BTW: I am yet to see any "human" that will AGREE to having a second, more so a woman? Even a man would not agree! Abraham's wife (Sarah) that "suggested and agreed" that her husband should have a second wife because she was initially barren, changed her "music" and later hoodwinked her husband into committing the greatest "act of foolishness" (by sending that innocent child away!) and thus created the first "bad-blood" in Polygamy! Its human nature to think about "self alone"! Lastpage! |
Niiade: ...i have been in surveying most of my life from my primary sch days i used to go out and survey with my dad, but i later read accounting.A true surveyor has to be registered with a SURCON number to be confirmed as one, alot of young bois called survey technicians now run around front for their bosses n making money .....Hi Niiade, ARE YOU A REGISTERED SURVEYOR YOURSELF? Just curious! Lastpage! |
Werepeleri: The issue remains - Surveyors do not sell lands - you call them in to come and work for you after you have decided to purchase your property - do not mix activities of omo oniles and fraudulent land speculators with the noble surveying profession. lawyer: So to answer your question, if the land is not free and the surveyor says its free, its his fault 100% for misleading the buyer and should be held accountable. Although i have to confess that sometimes due to mechanical error such as wrong positioning of the gps or wrong setting on the gps could give conflicting reports or when there are 2 or more master plans and each one giving its own separate coordinates, then you dont blame the Surveyor. It just happened especially if he is one with a track record of due diligence. We are all humans so it can happen once in a while and he must attempt to rectify it within his capacity to do so!In other words, Not all Surveyors who erroneously put "Free from Acquisition" on an encumbered piece of land, are Quacks! Simples! See,this is where l am coming from! If you read the two paragraphs from both gentlemen, you will notice that they are about saying the same thing, from different angles! The Question therefore remains: WHO IS A QUACK SURVEYOR? From what both gentlemen have said,l can deduce a few things: 1.) Most buyers make a decision to buy apiece of land before even contacting a Surveyor, to see if it is FREE OF ACQUISITION. 2.)After payment, the Buyer Contacts a Surveyor to do a Survey of the land! 3.)And this is where it gets interesting: A Surveyor (by virtue of his training, Qualification, Certification and Registration with his Professional Body) does the checks for you, using his GPS and should be able to say categorically (excepts as Lawyer has pointed out, UNAVOIDABLE ERRORS CREEP-IN!) whether it is encumbered or not Question: Since the Surveyor is being paid for his service (to check authenticity of coordinates), why would he "lie" to the owner who commissioned his services?, after-all, whatever the outcome of the "checking" is, will not affect his own payment? What will be his motive? More so when criminal liability may follow! Thus, will it make sense if l assume, that whoever claims to do a survey and "deliberately lies" about the outcome of his "checks" is actually NOT A SURVEYOR (Would l even call him a Quack? Since a Quack, by definition is someone who is "NOT qualified to (or incompetent to) practice a profession he lay claims to, by virtue of insufficient training/accreditation from relevant authorities). *Now are there folks who are not Qualified as a Surveyor but deceive the unsuspecting public that they are qualified Surveyors? YES, a big YES! *Are they "Quacks"? NO, they are just IMPOSTORS! They claim to be what they are NOT! Simple. I know a few Surveyor's "Boys" (Those he sends to the Bush to situate Pillars or to take measurements since at a certain level in a profession, you could become a "Consultant" and would not be expected to do every rudimentary process, yourself!) who think by virtue of their exposure to "what Oga Surveyor does", they have suddenly "metamorphose" into a Surveyor themselves! THESE ARE THE MONSTERS IN QUESTION: They are the "Impostors" Lawyer may be referring to as "Quack Surveyors" but they are not even Surveyors, ab initio! Can we draw inference form "Architects" and the " Draughtsman" issue: Have we not seen Draughtsman "drawing a Plan" before? *Does that make him an Architect? NO! *Do some of them take their drawings to "Architects" to "validate and approve"? YES! *Are such "validated and approved" drawings of sound Quality (if properly addressed by the Architect)? YES. This is why l say "Lawyer" and "Werepeleri" should each, sheath their Swords! Issues have become clearer from what l quoted, from both gentlemen above. The problem we have now are those "silly people on NLand" who want to cry more than the bereaved simply because they "want some benefit" (Now or Later) from the Lawyer! And are fueling this brewing controversy further! ![]() I will still implore 'Lawyer' not to take the bait and for him to walk the moral high-road of decorum, being the gentleman he is. I will also implore 'Werepeleri' (that thing dey scratch body no be small! ) to focus on the quote of Lawyer, above: I think it has addressed and rectified your grouse! Dont fall for the bait of rabble-rousers who want to see some "verbal" WWW-RAW (World Wide Wrestling!) between two adults. 2 - 2 Goaless-Draw! Its a small world, let's act mature naah? Lastpage! BTW: Thanks Bolinga4u. |
"Sometimes, being UNDERSTANDING is more important than being RIGHT.... Sometimes, we need not a BRILLIANT MIND that SPEAKS but a PATIENT HEART that LISTENS.... Not KEEN EYES that sees FAULTS but OPEN ARMS that ACCEPTS..... Not a FINGER that POINTS OUT MISTAKES but GENTLE HANDS that LEADS...." Even in victory, let us be magnanimous! Am l speaking to someone here? |
Gentlemen, I wan to implore YOU ALL to please guard your tongues! Be "eager to listen but slow to speak", in any 'engagement' between two people! It is only "fanatics" (be it religious or social) that fight on behalf of others. I would have loved it if you guys try to create "an understanding" between the two parties (Lawyer and Werepeleri) instead of "fueling the fire" like primary school kids! What Lawyer wrote is very informative especially to those who are completely unaware (as in the general public here) of this scams but at the same time, l guess as professionals, we all develop a kind of "negative feeling" when our profession is being taken to the cleaners (am not blaming Lawyer for this, l blame those who bring the profession into disrepute) There is a Yoruba adage which l will give a literal translation, just for brevity: "If they accuse you (in the market place), of defecating and not cleaning your butt, how many people would you be able and willing to open and expose your butt to, to prove that the accusation is false?" Read the "you", as "Surveyors", in this context! This is where l think 'Werepeleri' got ticked-off ![]() But l am sure Lawyer means no harm. I want to use this opportunity to appeal to both "Lawyer and Werepeleri", PLEASE, lets bury the hatchet, let us be gentlemen on this forum. Particularly, l want Lawyer to be "large-hearted" and understand where the gentleman is coming from! I am sure if l did an article on the "scams of Medical Doctors", not all Doctors will welcome me with a handshake simply because most of them so cherish and worked hard to be wherever they are, in that profession today; they would "easily" get offended! Ditto other professionals as well. Finally, let all of us who are the beneficiary of such exposee not be too eager to pick sides just because we love freebies! It simply makes us appear as ignorant opportunists. @Lawyer: Thank you for your efforts, no-how-no-how, it has enlightened a lot of people. Be calm. @Werepeleri: Please, calm down and see this in the light of "public interest and no harm intended". Cheers. Lastpage! |
Thread UNLOCKED! ![]() But let's keep it focused. No more "personal attacks/insults"! Like those who blame "bad parenting" on one hand, and those who blame the "U.K government's policies" on the other hand, for Black Britons (of Nigerian decent), for under-achievement (comparatively speaking), both of you might just be on "the flip side of the SAME COIN"! But l can help laughing if anyone thinks "racism against blacks" is NOT REAL! Lastpage! BTW: I still think we can look at what makes "such group" under-achieve in the U.K, IN THESE THREAD while we can consider the same question using America as a reference, in another thread. X-raying such factors may be a wake-up call for we parents and our children, to know where we need to double our efforts! Or are we to assume that despite the "gloomy statistics", that all is well with the black community, in both countries? Dont think so. |
^^^^^^Uuh-uuh. "Great Minds" think multi-dimensionally! ![]() "Small minds" think "laterally" in a single dimension! Lastpage! |
Nigerian Guy (N.G): Hi sweetheart, l dig ur style, cant we have a relationship? Nigerian Babe (N.B): Let me see your bank balance, give me ur ATM card and l hope you realize that my phone needs a serious upgrade? N.G: I promise to take care of you and buy you flowers everyday! N.B: I beg make l hear word joor, do l look like Ewu She-goat that survives on flowers? Am talking about cash, jewelries and Gucci hand bags. N.G: l am just graduated and still hustling for a job but l am sure with time and patience, money will come along. Right now its love l feel for you. N.B: Go get the money first and then lets see if l am still available by then. N.G: That is the point l am making, we should start together so we can be fulfilled together? N.B: I like my food ready-made, "Olorunshogo" as the Yoruba peeps will call it. Am planning to live in VGC, "Surulere" runs don tire me. N.G: SO what do l need to do to prove my love for you? N.B: Okay, l will give you a trial but you must understand that there is "No Love without Finance"! I need a weekly allowance of #30,000 naira, at least one nice bag every week, buy me #5,000 recharge Card every week, l need a BB like yesterday, my hair needs attention - #10,000. See my shoe, l need new pairs, my wardrobe needs your attention - Dress allowance! N.G: Is that all? N.B: if you really want me to take you serious, then you need to rent an apartment for me in V.I. My junior brother is writing NECO Exams next month , l need money for the Form and tutorial class. My Mum is attending he friend's father's burial and the Aso-Ebi costs #15,000 but you need to buy two, one for me as well. N.G: What about your Father, does he not need anything? N.B: Now l am really begining to develop strong feelings for you! His Okada has packed-up since last month. It would be sweet of you if you can give me money to buy another one for him! ![]() N.G: Hmmmm.....No problem, l will try my best as soon as l get a job. N.B: You are so sweet, leave your phone number with me and l will TEXT YOU to find out whether the money is ready!. Olooshi, useless rascal, maybe you think l am in the same class with you, Go and get a job joor! (takes a walk!). : : : Years later N.G: Look at this stewpid young man, he has gone to marry Oyinbo grand-mother! He is a gold digger! A LovePeddler, he is after money! He has no love in his heart at all! kai, Nigerian men are a disgrace! They will leave young Naija girls like me and un after all these expired Oyinbo women! ![]() N.G: Say whaat? N.B: Yes, l mean everything l said! N.G: But l did it all for you or where did you think l would get the money for all hose things you listed, as a pre-condition for a relationship? N.G: Whaaat? N.G: She did not sk me for all those things, except that l whack her as the need arises and tell you the truth, YOU and I are in the same business of using what we have, to get what we want! N.B: ![]() Lastpage! |
^^^^^He has learned from his former mistakes, like trying to live the same way and having the same expectations (like stable power and low noise level, sane drivers! " of his U.K lifestyle, IN NIGERIA! ![]() Now, he is more "physically and mentally prepared" and at times, that is what makes the difference between "success and failure" in a venture: Your mental disposition. Once you are sound enough to "articulate a problem", half of the job is done, just proffer decent solutions to them and move ahead. But nnadozy, I think "Accommodation" is the greatest challenge you will have in Lagos, down the line. I would suggest you buy a land NOW, do the paper work and fence it off, and you can build at your own convenience in future, when the price could have risen ten fold! That is Lagos for you! ![]() Lastpage! |
Just for the sake of "Logical Reasoning" only.......since l am not a Polygamist and have nothing for or against those who are for it: I often wonder that "if Polygamy was such a SIN" as being construed by some, How come God was able to "relate directly without qualms", with so many Polygamist mentioned in the Bible? I cant fathom that God did not speak against it nor destroy those who practice such lifestyle, after-all God is the same Yesterday, Today and Forever, his laws and precepts are GLOBALLY ETERNAL, he could have legislated against it like he did for other sins. Would he require man, (Christian humans) to be the ones legislating against it? Even some of the "Legislators" like the English King, are Polygamist themselves! Just wondering aloud! Lastpage! |
ronkebp: Eeeyah,,,wahlai i am a spirit, you know that night, i wanted to comeback to say that was 'lastpage's wife', but my hubby was looking at me with one eye, i just logged out fast! fast!!, i know last page will not always throw the first insult....and i will not insult his wife, because i respect lastpage to an extent, but that should be a warning.[b]Why to an extent? [/b]Are you saying you are naturally disrespectful of people, .....for no reason? What kind of "tasteless joke" is this? Who are you warning? Me? My wife? ![]() (Anyway, Shakes head and moves on )Lastpage! |
mbulela: not this story again!! Have we not had enough of this?Things change on a daily basis. Important "events" of yesterday that would affect that "decision making", may have ceased to exist today! (Like there was a time when "internet access" was a major consideration in moving back since my business would very much depended on it but that case is no longer valid today! On the other hand, some years back "security of life" was not a major issue in making a relocation decision back home but today, with "Boko Nonsense Bombs" all over the place, one has to think twice before relocating especially when l intend to set up a business moving "refrigerated Beef" from the North, down South where demand is guaranteed! ![]() Thus, Topics like this would ever be relevant and current. Cheers! Lastpage! |
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, that does not mean i will stop saying 'eeyah'' at your post......