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[quote author=Brand_new]With the advent of Tablet PC's and various computer hardware manufacturers joining the band wagon. Microsoft being the latest of them with it's "surface" tablet computers. Seems buying or owning a laptop isn't any longer the in thing. I personally no longer use my laptop. It packed up and i didn't even bother to fix it. I hope to replace it with a tablet PC. So what do you think? Is it no longer fashionable to own or use a laptop for business and personal use. What are the pros and cons of using a Tablet PC?[/quote]If your Laptop can pack-up and you dont even bother, then you my bruvda, is just an "ordinary Browser"! As in someone who uses the Laptop to do "very basic things", the same sort of things that a Tablet is well suited for! Take it from me, despite adequate back-up, some "serious users" will have a heart attack, if their Laptop was to 'pack-up. Am talking about Coders, Programmers, web-designers, e.t.c.........people who use a Laptop as a tool of work, not just for browsing nairaland! ![]() Show me a "Tablet" that has quad-core i7 processor, 2TB hard drive, 8GB RAM, L6 Cache, e.t.c .......and l will agree with you that Tablets are taking over! Thing is, not everyone needs a Laptop ....just like not everyone needs a smart-phone, if all you do is "call and receive" like my Granny in the village! ![]() Lastpage! |
^^Thanks for pointing that out. We are our own greatest enemies, most times! Why wont GEJ be dreaming of Third term when there are silly people encouraging him here and there....just like in the days of IBB, Abacha, OBJ e.t.c Lastpage! |
kambili190: I haven'T said that the old testament is invalid as a whole but anyway!Hmmmm......l see! ![]() I see your point clearly! ![]() Anyway, its either "All or Nothing", as far as God's word is concerned. When we start to pick and choose that which suits us or our position, then we are playing "games" with human lives. Cheers. Lastpage! |
See "Mugun People" fighting over "what my Governor did with our money"! ![]() [size=14pt]The more you look the less you see, some of you are even yet to open your eye-lids![/size] (Shakes head in complete disappointment at our current level of ignorance and stewpidity One day sha, just one day, we will open our eyes and see properly, till then.....make l take am easy joor! Lastpage! |
"When Birds learn to fly without perching, the Hunter learns to shoot without missing"! ![]() Some years back,l have this "smart mechanic' who can device all sort of "reasonable excuse" about how my fuel disappeared in daylight! To avoid Trouble, l give him specific instructions NOT TO Test-drive more than Two Kilometers......when l caught him using my Car to carry UNILAG babe! ![]() Eventually, I will call his attention to the "level of my fuel" and take the picture of the Dash board/Fuel Gauge! ![]() At least the crook learnt to "replace the fuel"....after his usual Unilag runs! Flipping Bastar.d! ![]() Lastpage! BTW: Is it only me? After each mechanic work, my "original" Wheel spanner and Jack always get missing or mixed-up with an inferior one! |
Even if he likes, let him promise to be therefor the next 80years! One thing is certain, Nigeria as a nation cannot withstand this level of clueless-ness for even four years! This Jona matter is beyond redemption, walahi! Wetin, after every election, the "winner" just keeps getting worse! ![]() Lastpage! |
bayooooooo: Interesting, not a single NAY!That is how "The House" works! ![]() You rub my back, when it is your turn to "chop", l simply rub your ......more aptly, "Turn a blind eye"! ![]() Simples!! That is Nigerian Legislature for you! "National House of Lastpage! |
..and whats next? What is she gonna do next, after all the "bum-experiments"? Can she be a Doctor? or A teacher? or even an Accountant? Nope, l dont think so! The best she can do now is to "sell her Hips/Bum for money"! ![]() She's nothing more than another cheap Pros.ti.tute! >:I'll settle for a woman with a "a brain", than one with an enlarged Hips/Bum, any day, any time! No one thinks with their Bum, do they? No wonder God did not locate the brain in that area! ![]() Lastpage BTW: Only dumb eediots like herself will buy and read her "book"! ![]() |
fredoooooo: they are not in trouble the will beat Ireland and goes through , croatian should av done the job todayThe Irish are the weeping boys in this group. They cant even spring five passes together in their first natch! ![]() |
[size=16pt]Bad substitution by the Italian coach,, (especially in the case of Mario Ballotelli) ruined the Italians![/size] Lastpage! |
lastpage: Croatia introduces former Arsenal "secret weapon" of mass destruction! |
Croatia introduces former Arsenal "secret weapon" of mass destruction! But the guy is a finisher...one chance, one goal! |
delgroveng: Wrong substitution by Italian coach....check the midfield not that razor sharp attack of Baletoli and the dwarf dude...[size=16pt]EXACTLY MY THOUGHTS![/size] |
PStylish: @OPIf you are going to "accept and respect" Biblical quotes on something, then you MUST do same in ALL THINGS! Now did the same BIBLE not say: 1.) A man is the "head" of his family? 2.) That a woman is A HELPER (NOT an EQUAL!) to her husband? See, if we all respect and abide by "The Word", things would be very easy to manage! ![]() We cant "pick and choose", only where and what suits our position. Lastpage BTW: There is nothing wrong in working your socks-off, for your wife......The only problem is if you have "an ingrate" for a wife......and from the days of the garden of Eden, that has been the way of women (God dont blame me, blame my husband! )....at least most women sha |
shymmex: So, I just checked the time - and it's 6.30am.. It's time to do a little reflection, before I hit my bed, and sleep for 4hrs (this has been my daily routine for the past 6months). Which means; I basically work my butts off for 18hrs daily, just to be an alpha male..I always say it that "women are smarter than men...........on the average"! They know how to pretend a lot! *You are working for them (they know it), yet they keep complaining that they are "doing all the work" for you! *When it suits women, you are "the man" (you are supposed to be stronger) but at other times, YOU ARE BOTH EQUAL! ![]() *When you are working your socks off and making money,they call you names like "darling and sweetheart" but when situation changes and the money does not flow as usual, you become names like "lame ass, lazy bum, wretched man, useless man e.t.c". *And if things get worse for you, they start looking for the next man with a "deeper pocket"!........of course it starts with a litany of "complaints" as we often on Nairaland! *Those in the Western World are even worse........small problem with their husband like these, the next thing is how to eject him from the house and make him fund their lavish life style! That is how deep the "I love you sweetheart" goes! Well, until men start getting and acting smart enough not to put their happiness in any woman ........ just until then, they would continue to work very hard and die young ![]() Imagine some "men" even claiming they were created to work and be slaves" to women! ![]() Lastpage! BTW: truth hurts and l would not be surprise if a few women rant at me |
Fhemmmy: Auto rides do not do a "Push me to Start" thing.The black bolded above IS NOT TRUE Sir! Even as of yesterday, l still jump-started my Automatic Avensis (my kids left the back inner lights on for over twelve hours and it wont start by itself) and l have done this a few times. At no time did l have to "recode" the Radio. The worst that happened was that my "stored local radio stations" needed to be stored again. And that does not require any codes. Maybe you're referring to old models of Automatics (like pre 2002) sha or did l get you wrong? Lastpage! BTW: I would recommend to anyone that drives an automatic Transmission car to have in his/her car ALWAYS: 1.) Jump Cables also, Electronic battery charger that you can plug to an A/C outlet. If my battery runs flat at home and l dont have access to another car's battery to jump-start it, l recharge it myself using number 2. With number one, all you need is a good samaritan to spare you one minute (at anywhere) and you are good to go, |
Sometimes you wonder how old are these Thread Posters? ![]() Imagine, first "free" University in Nigeria! Obafemi Awolowo has been running free education in Western Nigeria since the 60's and my own parents were one of those who went to UNIVERSITY FOR FREE, in those days. Even my elder siblings still enjoyed "completely free" education at Unilag, as at the late seventies! I myself enjoyed "small freebies" from their free education (back in those days, students are entitled to free food tickets and they can give anyone they fancy! ) back then.So much for ignorance in this current generation! Lastpage! |
BizBooks: He is being honoured by a committee not the entire National Assembly. The first paragraph Does it not occur to you that a "National Assembly Committee on Sports" is also a "Minuscule of the National Assembly"...and represents the National Assembly? Common, joblessness has no better definition than this National Assembly! ![]() Laspage! BTW: This stewpid NASS Member shold focus his energy on how to lift our own "Premier League" so that kids can watch the likes of Eyimba, Kano Pillars,Dolphin FC, e.t.c........instead of everyone queuing up to watch EPL! The Brits House members worked hard to put their country's football where it is today, imagine if they have brainless Eediots like these House member, for leaders? Mikel hater koo, Chelsea-hater niii... Mtchew! Lastpage! |
bayooooooo: You can only blackmail if there is a closely guarded secret. Otedola claims he deals only in Diesel which has nothing to do with subsidy.Let me put it this way, as simple as l can: "If you are accused at the market place, of Toileting and not cleaning your yansh afterwards.......How many people are you going to bare your yansh for, just to prove your innocence of the accusation"? Will the "irreparable damage" not have been done already? Me thinks Otedola is a crook, no doubt but in this particular matter, he outsmarted Farouk "thief" Lawan, big time! For the simple fact that he involved the SSS from the on-set (unlike Farouk who kept quiet, publicly denied receiving the money initially, made a somersault after and told us he did not want to disturb the House by not informing them! Lord have mercy! Faaaa...rrooooouu...Kkkkuuuuuuu! What were you thinking? Lastapge! Lastpage |
Judge: Did you rob the Bank? Accused: No Sir. Judge: Are you not the one shown in this CCTV video, breaking the Vault and carting the money away? Accused: Your honor, l did not rob the bank, l only broke the Vault, just to prove to you that the Security measures of the Bank are inadequate! The Manager has been spending his "security vote" on women and parties! Judge: But the Police were actually watching you while you were doing all these, why did you not inform them of your INTENTIONS BEFORE HAND? Accused: I did not want to disturb them as they ave a lot of other things to attend to. Judge: Why do you think l shold believe your story? Accused: Because l have been doing this for over 13years (since 1999) and have never been caught! ![]() Judge: You are hereby discharged and acquitted.......but is anything for the boys? ![]() Accused: hahaaaa......I just caught you Mr. judge! Its a Sting operation to nail and show you're corrupt. ![]() Judge: (Confused and dumb-founded!)! Kai, these Nigerians are as slippery as an Ell!Lastpage! |
codeaddict: That was 2008. Read about it here-http://naijatechtalk./2008/02/06/re-why-seun-may-forbid-the-discussion-of-islam-on-nairaland/ Odunnu: Wow! Wow! Wow! Thanx code. Its eyeopening. So instead of 'forbiding the discussion on Islam' like he said, he decided to give them a 'joint'. Now I represent Christians here and asking nicely, i'm not threatning nobody but I do hope its attended to.You See! This is the problem with this country......where everything is defined by "Religion" but NOTHING GOOD is done by the Practitioners of same Religion! Why should Seun's life be threatened by any Muslim? Why are MUSLIMS so prone to violence and so eager to use it? Why must he be blackmailed into creating a Muslim Section? How are we supposed to live together, if we keep threatening each other? .....And why cant Seun "stand his ground", if his conscience bears witness to him, that he is right in not allowing Religious/Islamic Fanaticism? There lies the problem of this country; Even corruption started from Religion: when Prophets refuse to say/preach the truth and stand by it. Instead of everyone using their strength and energy to improve "real things" and help their fellow mwn, they are squabbling of "I am a Muslim/Christian and my religion is better"! Feck-off and forget the name of your religion. PRACTICE SPIRITUALITY AND DO WHAT IS GOOD.[/b [b] Your religion SHOULD BE IN YOUR HEART......that is where "good or evil" resides! ![]() Too many dumb and ignorant people around here! Dont "MOUTH" your religion. Let us see it in your character and every-day life! No wonder they say "Religion is the OPIUM (Drug) of the People....especially "small minds""! ![]() Lastpage! |
Hmmmmmm....Nigerians and their penchant for "Religion" ....without any modicum of spirituality! Why must you have a separate section? Did Jesus have a separate country? Did he seclude himself? Did he segregate when dispensing salvation? Did he not ask that "ALL" come unto him? Did he castigate others? Did Christ not ask us to be an example, in tolerance and accommodation of others? Did Christ not ask us to "Let our light shine so well, that others might wonder and give glory to our father in heaven"? How can you be all the above when you cant even tolerate the presence or dissenting comments (words only) of others? I think the problem of the Poster is pure and simple "FANATICISM"! It is the same Fanaticism exhibited by Muslims who created their own section, just for only Muslims, to be moderated by a Muslim! It is this same Fanaticism exhibited by Muslims who slaughtered a man (like a chicken!) because he converted from Islam to Christianity! See the link here: http://www.raymondibrahim.com/11798/graphic-video-tunisian-muslims-slaughter-convert We need to grow-up and stop "acting or fighting on God's behalf". God is too big for "any religion" to fight on his behalf! People should keep their religion (or the fanaticism!) to themselves. All we see and hear in Nigeria is "RELIGION" yet "EVIL pervades all facets" of our Life! ![]() Nonsense. Lastpage! |
As a liberal mined person, l've always defended all religions but with each occurrence of dastardly acts like this, year-in, year-out, and the seemingly tacit support (expressed in form of keeping mute instead of speaking strongly against such acts), my belief that "Islam is a religion of peace" get punctured!" For one, Islam was "planted" aggressively, using the sword and blood of those who dont fancy the religion. While we might excuse the behavior of the founders of Islam as "ignorance and of period gone-by", that they still practice the same barbarism till today, gives the impression that it is nothing but a devilish and blood-thirsty religion. [size=14pt]Just watch the video and you can judge which kind of Gawd, on whose behalf, this kind of evil is being done.[/size][/b] http://www.raymondibrahim.com/11798/graphic-video-tunisian-muslims-slaughter-convert (again, be warned: This video is very graphic!) While all religion may have one or two deviants, the fact that the Quoran openly advocates that those who "see the light" and convert away from Islam should be murdered, speaks volume. Is it by force that someone must share your belief? Why are Muslims so violent? Does the founder, Prophet Muhammad know that his religion would be found out as a farce and thus rejected eventually? Why deprive people that freedom of choice, borne out of research and conviction? Why order they must be slaughtered, simply because they decide to exercise their God-given right to choose how they worship the same God? Seems the non-violent Muslims are an exception from the rule and you can count such on the fingers of one hand! The non-violent few among the Muslims need to re-think their belief, come on board and lets do away with these blood-thirsty religion. [b]The United Nations must classify such slaughter of those who convert away from Islam to other religions, as a CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY and any perpetrator dealt with accordingly. BTW: The aim of the Post is to encourage every one, Muslim or not, to stand up against this kind of inhumanity and barbarism, in the name of religion! You cannot kill for God, neither does He need any ones assistance if at all, He wants to kill!
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Just read what "my people" are writing! Very sad indeed! Instead of them to be demanding for "infrastructures" like Electricity, Hospitals, portable water, standard schools, probity and zero-tolerance for corruption...........and using that as a yard stick for decision-making (whoever provides that is who we will vote for, irrespective of party, tribe or religion), my people are discusing ACN, PDP, GNPP and all sorts of nonsense which are just the "flip-side" of the "same coin"! Truly, ignorance is a bigger disease than poverty....even HIV sef! Una never ready, suffer-head just dey start! ![]() Lastpage! |
Shokoloko: if u think that a woman deserves to be beaten when she angers her husband, what would u think if the woman was ur own mother.Never said a woman (or even a man for that matter) deserves to be beaten! NO ONE deserves to be beaten, in a relationship. But l find it utterly ridiculous when "Peeps plant MAIZE and expect to harvest APPLES" (figuratively speaking). There is a Cliche that says "Those who plant `storms should expect to reap whirlwinds"! Like others have pointed out, looking at the Solo Guy, he is probably a truant, probably a weed-smoker with very unrefined and morally bankrupt upbringing! Among all the "good guys" in town, how come it is this "monicar" (money and car! ) that she chose, for a husband? (Assuming all she said about him, which he denies, are even true!)Okay, l see your point, HE IS A CELEBRITY Naah! Well, no one can eat their cake and have it, "Life is all about MAKING CHOICES and whatever choice we make, there are "Costs and Benefits" to it. I mean, just look at some of the pictures they took together and you will agree that Solo na "fine Boy"! Plus na celebrity, maybe thats what she values most in her own man...... unfortunately, this one carry "baggage" follow! ![]() She can make noise from today till 2015, it doesn't change the fact that she chose a slow-poke for a hubby! She enjoyed his fame (Mrs Solo! ) and they had a good time, when the going was good (and never invited us anyway) so, WHY CRY FOUL NOW.....to the PUBLIC! ![]() Until Peeps feel responsible and take responsibility for ALL THEIR DECISIONS, we would be have this kind of story and clamor for MIRACLES! Such is Life. Marry a poor guy (struggler), a nobody, a decent lady, even if she is not that beautiful, as long as he/she has "GOOD CHARACTER AND AMBITION".....the rest would follow with time. Nuff said. Lastpage! BTW: Any woman that lets "greed and worldly dispositions like fame", to define her choice of a marriage partner, should expect what comes along with the package.......such CANT be my own mother! l would just die young.....on both of them! ![]() Stop appealing to our "woman feelings" joor |
Instead of "airing their dirty linen in PUBLIC", this empty head of a lady (who else will write the kind of nonsense that she wrote, in her accusation?) why dont you just quietly divorce the guy and find your way? After all, you are the one feeding and clothing him! ![]() Its now, that you are looking for "public sympathy" and you want to rubbish the same image, that attracted you to his "Facebook and blackberry Love" initially! When you were using your money to "buy him off" the other ladies in his life (including the one with his Tattoo on her arm), YOU FORGOT THAT THERE IS SOMETHING CALLED KARMA! Kai, this woman dumb no be small. The other ladies must be laughing and rolling on the floor right now! ![]() Abeegi, waka komot joor! Lastpage! |
vanstanzy: Exacly my thought. Most of those protesting werent even not born or were in diapers when SDP n NRC went to the polls.I think you people should stop eschewing ignorance, PUBLICLY! Who told you that it is only the "current students" of UNILAG that are protesting the name change? Every individual that has "an interest or connection" to that Citadel of learning, is against this silliness of a name-change. Does Ibidapo Obe ring any bell in your ears? My own Mum was a Product of UNILAG Myself and other siblings are products of UNILAG My Brother's Children are currently in UNILAG I was doing my MBA, back then when June 12 became an issue and you can bet that "we students of Unilag" were in the forefront of that agitation. Where was this clueless GEJ back them? Ours is a 3rd generation UNILAG LEGACY and we all think GEJ is a confused and irredeemable clown! He is a disgrace to that PHD he claims to hold, (l bet from one of them mushroom University! )If GEJ has any sense of decency, dignity and honor, he would have honored Abiola by recognizing June 12 as "Democracy Day" But it is Obvious that he has "another Agenda" (we are waiting for the him, at the Polls anyway) The current students "signed-on" for a Degree that would carry the Legacy and title "UNILAG". Why deprive them the joy associated with their aspirations? If they wanted a certificate reading "Abiola University", they would have ticked that on their Jamb Application. Its not about Abiola, its about "UNILAG and what its represents"........very different from what Abiola represents! GEJ just keep getting worse as the day goes by! ![]() What a joke of a President...........no wonder people like Tinubu and Buhari are forming alliance! 'Contiri of the blind', led by a "retardeen" (Ode-Chukwu! Lastpage |
With the way some people are "gloating" over GEJ's stewpidity Its is obvious that they and their GEJ paymaster were deprived of the kind of quality education and swagger that a school like UNILAG has to offer! Thus, you "ants" will descend to any level to rubbish such legacy! [size=14pt]Like a fly that wants to follow dead-body enter grave, like the Dog that is about to get lost in the forest, GEJ would not listen to good wisdom! He should go and ask his brother Abacha! If a child says he is going to be eating "dove's head" when he grows up, you can bet that Doves would not allow him see adolescence! ![]() [/size] We will soon see his back! ![]() Lastpage |
ogbeche77: What an experience... Old which airline was that? And where were u flying from?It was Ethiopian Airlines en route from S/Africa to Lagos, via Ethiopia. Like someone said, until we all develop a critical mass, strong enough to force those in authority to do our interest and what is right, the calamity continues. Lastpage! |
Beaf: Shut the phuck up!Abeegi, go siddon joor! BEEF of all people? ![]() Every Tom, Dike and Harry sef dey claim "Democracy struggle" over the internet! ![]() Okay, show us PROOF of all you posted above. Which University did you attend and graduate from, if any at all? BTW: From the way you are gloating over the name change, it is very evident that you're one of those mental failures who could not attain UNILAG cut-off points in other to Qualify to be a student and eventual product of that esteemed Institution and your likes are very glad for the " Downgrade" that the change of name brings to the legacy of that institution. You are so bitter with your peers who called themselves "Akokites" and you will crawl even in the gutter to make sure that this dumb move comes to stay! Unfortunately, even Unilag undergraduates are in the process of schooling your paymaster in the art of "use of Power". He swallowed his vomit by going abegging at the NASS! ![]() If GEJ was a product of that school, l am sure 100% he will not change the name............he does not know the value of-course! Dont effing phuck with Akokites, we are the best of our equals! Lastpage! |
Dgunnerz: Breaking News: UniPort to be renamed Patience Ebele Jonathan University(PEJU)!Yeeeeh! ![]() PEJU, my girlfriend don get University to her name! This was how a young lad jumped-up with excitement, on reading this "news"! ![]() When is he going to rename Nigeria after "armed robbers" like Anini, Oyenusi, Mighty Joe........after all, they are all engaged in the same "Business" (stealing)? ![]() yeye dey smell for dis contiri! Lastpage! BTW: So, he renames the University first, they set up a website (according to Beaf! http://mautech.edu.ng/ )NUC approves it first........Then he goes to the National Assembly seeking Approval AFTERWARDS! Habbaa, even a three year old would do better than this President ........even "Beaf" will do better! ![]() |
Well, henceforth, it is worthy to "pay attention" to VIP movement and avoid boarding a plane around their "tight" schedule! At least it will save somebody the STRESS of staying airborne for such long periods, doing nothing! Especially in our "Molue-Aircrafts"! Can they please publish their schedule so we can "respect" their movement? Hmmm......na wa O! Lastpage! |
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