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Questions are: 1.) Why would the wife of the President be waving at the country's citizens on Arrival? Remember the man was coming from Hospital! 2.) What is she smiling about (or over)? 3.) While it might be insignificant that she is in front, why is she actually in front, smiling and waving, all at the same time? 4.) I can understand her smile iff UMYA was also smiling (like hey meen, l am back and ready in good health!) BUT UMYA was all frown and gloomy! If l take the picture seriously, it says: a.) I am the President and l am back from my trip, my ADC is watching out "seriously" for stray bullets, behind me ![]() b.) Only Presidents wave in a Motorcade or some sort and (you dont get any medals for your guess!) c.)UMYA was probably thinking in his mind (after a hot argument on who should wave and smile, inside the plane!): I know u're enjoying urself while l am dying bit by bit, if l die finish now, which of those "boys" go dey bulala you, if not already? ![]() BTW: Turai will win in 2011, just like the sickly and absent Umaru won. if you doubt, Just ask that "whoodinni" in INEC, Prof. Uwuruwuru (or is it FEDECO sef!)I sorry for my contiri! |
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Even as a Young man, E no fine! For Party, all dressed-up, im no fine!! For Obodo Onyebeeke, im spoil camera!!! Even small girl wey Baba dey kiss (Pedophile?) wan jump-off ![]()
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This "matta" never finish o! Now, its two match ban BUT, The rule says "if you dive", its an offense and its "YELLOW CARD". Now, in any game, its the REFEREE and his assistants that decide penalty or foul ![]() Ref or any assistant did not give Eduardo any yellow (compare it with Ebue's case) but the REF awarded him a penalty (to show that Eduardo was fouled ) Weeks later, UEFA gave Eduardo a 2Match ban (after watching "SLOW MOTION" )The questions arising from now, going forward are: 1. DO we still need Refs for matches, if we dont trust their judgment? 2. Since the same "slow motion" showed a goal was scored the other day & on so many occasions, why was the goal/match not re-awarded? 3. UEFA board has a lot of Celtic-sympathizers but if tomorrow, the Ref awards a goal or disallows one and "slow motion" shows otherwise, especially in a final match, would the CUP be taken back from the winner? 4. Is THIS TREATMENT just for ARSENAL ALONE or would it be applied to others likewise? This is an indication of favoritism, bias against Arsenal and over-interference in the beautiful game. Though a GUNNER but l will not support cheating. Eduardo is not the type of player that cheats. I guess when his leg was broken, if not for the breakage, the referee might have given him a Yellow Card for diving?! ![]() Diving is a very grey-area and if anyone has watched that video and for anyone that have played football a bit, "Footballers" know and would agree with me that at times, we anticipate danger and try to avoid it by taking evasive action, like jumping out of the way, instinctively. That is not a dive, since to not do that may result in another broken leg, for Eduardo, and l guess we will all offer our condolence when his carrier is finally terminated? My take is this: no need to generate controversy, if the Referee made a mistake, as they do most often, (now that the game has become faster), educate and empower the Ref (Goal-mouth, over-head and mid-line cameras that are instantly reviewable, like playback) to make a better judgment next time. A retroactive punishment is a bad precedence, except its meant for the GUNNERS alone. By the way, it is the lack of "exactness and preciseness" that makes football more passionate than most sport! To take decisions contrary to the Center-Ref own is to spoil the "passionate-anger" of the beautiful game!! |
Markenny, whatszup with the real issue now? European SIM full ground, what next? Cheers |
more of the fam'u'ly ;d
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Now, did l hear one "Otunba" saying OBJ is handsome? P-L-E-A-S-E Please dont insult the CHIMPS! Anyway, beauty is in the eye of the beholder Some "RELATIVES" seem to begetting annoyed! LOOK-ALIKES!
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I dont think we should end-up mixing two different things here, they dont even look alike! ![]() Yoruba culture is one. OBJ as a personality is another. That Yoruba culture allows the "younger" to be subservient to the "elder" is no news! The level of respect younger ones are expected to show to older people is legendary and that explains why it is about the Yoruba culture only, where another human (younger) is expected to prostrate, as a sign of greeting (but more as a sign of submission, since in that position, you're at the mercy of the older fella you're prostrating to!), its has been and will continue to be in practice. An "Elder" (mark my words please!) may feed a younger one, for no apparent reason or more-so, in traditional ritualistic and non-ritualistic moments. No big deal (its mostly done for noble purpose, in the days of our fore-fathers before the current set of aged but useless charlatans assumed the stage )On that level, we may or may not read meanings into the picture, if actually it is not doctored. The other more serious issue will be addressed later ![]() |
@becomerich. Thank you jare my bruv, this our "copy-copy" of anything western is what spurned that retard called Boko-Haram to miss road completely. Growing-up, l also encountered "ebo, Awure, e.t.c" on the way to the school, farm and just about any three-way junction (Orita-meta) and this was even in Lagos. That Monkey aside (OBJ), the Yoruba culture is not only very rich, its as endless as what we call "Oogun" (some westernized call it 'Juju') but the only difference between "then and now" is that it was used to better mankind in those days and [b]our fore-fathers have a strong ethical code of conduct [/b]such that if you are knowledgeable in it, you dare not use it for wickedness (Ayelala will make a nuisance of such person! He/She would confess, swell-up and burst like a rubber balloon before being thrown into Igbo-Ayelala to decay! A very shameful death) Without getting too-theatrical, l have seen cures that no western medicine can even comprehend, less tackle, performed, using our traditional medicines (Just leaves and herbs and words that the same God, Allah, Jehovah, Olodumare, Oluwa, gave us for our use). We tend to bow before the "whiteman" and accept that whatever they dont understand or cant interpret, especially if it comes from Africa, must be evil!? We cured migraine headache before Panadol or Phensic was discovered, its just a simple matter of putting the sufferer's head against a stone wall and reciting a few "words of wisdom", no dosage problem, no side effects, no addiction but headache will vamoose! (Am sure one or two people reading this, know what l am talking about) The Western world, with their fascination for "Empericity" just cant accept that everything is not "physical", they fail to admit that the world has a spiritual dimension, something their own fore-fathers used to invent and build the foundation of the current "technology" that gives them advantage. Maybe, its just a sublime way of suppressing Africans! Imagine how the world would have looked like if Africans (Nigerians and Yorubas in particular) can "talk/wish-away ailments like cancer while the Westerners are still planning a surgical operation? ![]() In my Granny's village, l've seen "wise ones" speak the language of animals and send them on errands and on one occasion, asked "rats to commit mass suicide" for eating someones valuable! (just being rats, what do we expect?). You should have seen the ground, no space to step without stepping on them dead rats! Everywhere was full of dead rat, like an atomic bomb was dropped in the middle of a "World Congress of Rats"! ![]() When people say "evil forces" invade a cat's body, some think its just fiction, but l am sure if you know "the language" (like the prophets do, in the Bible and asked mountains to move!; God has deposited valuable powers in we humans; In God's image we were created, remember?) you can do that which seems "miraculous" to others who dont know! What l am saying in summary is that WHY have we neglected our roots, where we have a comparative advantage against the Westerners, only to be playing catch-up with them, where they have a better advantage than us? Is it because of religion? Christianity and Islam, abi? I am sure, anyone will agree with me that our "heathen fore-fathers" practiced less evil than we do today, even now that we profess religion from Hifi-Audio equipments and over the internet! An Orphaned boy has nothing to fear, in their days and the widowed woman would not die of hunger even in old age, back then but now, a few Billionaires feel better when they see millions suffering right in front of them! Such a cruel evolution of the mind!! My take is that "your religion" is your attitude towards your fellow man, regardless of creed, color or religion. Re Anyway, before someone calls me 'names', make l carry my waka-waka commot ![]() Lastpage |
Now that the "Refereeing Board" of the EPL has issued a well-deserved apology to the only "Professeur" in the EPL, l guess all those Man-Unfortunate fans can see that the "Ref was overbearing on Arsenal" and Roon-boy did do a "Whoodini dive". They can at least, swallow their saliva, if ego and self-pride would not allow them to do the proper thing - FALL ON THEIR SWORD! ![]()
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@lucillia90 i no sure if u b gunners fan, na so u dey abuse all your youngstarsMa bruv, l am a "GUNNER" to the bone! Everytime Arsenal plays, you can kidnap me and l would not even know! ![]() Having said that, you could add twenty years to my life-span, if Arsenal continues to win games and the converse, as bad as it is, is also true!! ![]() Imagine how it feels, watching Emmanuel Adebayor deliver a fine header for Man-City just now! That goal was supposed to have been scored against Man-U yesterday, ,,,,,for Arsenal! But Viewer, in his Wisdom, sold him off! Lets be honest with ourselves (lets leave those prat of Man-U fans out of it for now), do you think we have a "point-man" who can deliver goals consistently, for the whole season? Eduardo is good but we both know Adebayor is better. Why on earth did we sell Adebayor? For Money ?Even Cheskyy kept Drogba, despite sacrificing him during the European final brouhaha! (and having Anelka as back-up) Now, l am not against developing youngsters BUT you can not use a "Title chase" to develop a player, you only od that in Training and friendly matches (like Pre-Season). I tell you, from a "Bank-Balance" point of view, Wenger is magnificent (I wish he was my Portfollio Manager ) but as he makes more money for the clubs owners (and that includes himself), we die-hard fans will have our emotions ruined over and over again!Good football without goals or Trophies = Heart attack for teeming Fans! I dont want to die yet! Wenger is trifling with my health!! My take is that Prof. Wenger needs to re-evaluate his strategy and decide whether winning trophy is his priority of making more money for shareholders. Nothing is more humiliating than my little son (the dude is a Man-U addict!) making fun of me all day long! BUT I still remain a GUNNER all the same. Moonraker, any solution to this turn of events? |
A few things sound very funny to me. One is that Dele Momodu claims to be an activist in the league of NADECO men! ![]() Another is when he "warned" British government to hands-off Ibori as he, Ibori did not steal British Money and if they dont, there will be consequences for British interest in Nigeria! A few people know Dele very well, especially in London. Now, some have wondered why Dele did not "set-up" in Nigeria instead of Ghana ![]() The truth is that Dele can not move freely in Nigeria, due to his status as a "British Refugee". Dele got his British Pali based on his Asylum claim in U.K And if you read his "Asylum claim", you will understand why he can only operate on the periphery of Nigeria ![]() Having said that, hearing him "warning" the British govt shows his level of deception and chameleon-nic behavior! Forget the "NADECO activist" story, its just so that British paper can surface. The same Dele who is insulting Nigerian youths now have probably forgotten that a few years ago, before he got his papers in Britain, and the loan which allowed him to set-up Ovation, he was squatting here in London, and he went on to abuse and insult those who actually gave him a platform to launch himself back then. While l find his writings comically amusing, like someone said, l find them too retarded and jaundiced to warrant my time, l stopped reading him a few years back. He is entitled to his "Ovation and his Ovation standard", he will always get his market niche BUT l guess it his pretense and bloated Ego that pisses a few people off! ![]() Lets move on to better things, we all know what Dele Momodu stands for, simply put, he has no depth, more like a Social Prostitute! His writings are like the Preachings of most Religious men: Do what l say but dont bother with what l actually do ![]() And by the way, Dele has no Political ambition, of-course, that would be suicidal, except if he could do a "laundry job" for OBJ in his magazine (sound more like it) so that maybe, just maybe INEC and PDP can "organize" his landslide victory Smelly rubbish! |
Nigerians are really EPL-crazy! I cant imagine any other story that would make Eighteen (18) pages within a few hours, and you are asking those EPL rights owner in Naija not to double their subscription without warning? ![]() Well, let me add my own "page" ![]() I am not angry at "Diaby", players have a bad day, (and a good day at times!) Diaby just had his today. We all know how a good player he is, am sure we dont have that short a memory. MY BLAME GOES TO Viewer! At times, l have a strong feeling that man has passed his "sell-by-date" and is way passed his "consume-before-date", for best results ![]() Okay, before you begin to "swear for me", l am also a die-in-the-hood Gunners, FOR LIFE. Let me explain my reasons: In every match, each side will get an average of "3-4 scoring chances", Whether you loose or win will depend with what you do with those chances. Has anyone noticed that in about 90% of Matches where Van Persie "tops" (top striker), Arsenal has lost? He's good BUT he would WASTE eight ( out of every ten scoring chances, which implies his strike rate is just about 20%. No team can go far with such strike rate! (Well, l dont play Million-Dollar Pool, not "Perm 3 from 4 at ten lines on 5# per line )Again, has anyone noted that while Nichlas Bendtner is good with headers, the guy is not actually cut out to be a footballer, he might do better at Long Jump or Javelin or any other sport that does not require much dexterity! Before l make my final conclusion, Between Bendtner and Eduardo, who is more "precise" at utilising scoring chances? Eduado, by a million miles yet, Viewer brought in Bendtner first, when we needed a goal desperately, living Eduardo on the bench! till less than ten minutes to go!! Though "IN ARSENE WE TRUST" but that trust is being abused, in recent past and the result are showing. Like last season, Viewer is making some faulty substitutions that are unpardonable! He removed a thriving Midfielder (Denilson) and replaced with Bendtner and our Team collapsed since the other miefielder (Diaby) was having a bad day! (Song was pulling his weight). Arsene should have realized, since first half, that Diaby was in his "off-day" in the first half (90% of his passes were off-target!) and replaced him. Again, he took off a mobile Eboue and replaced him with Ramzy! You dont "try-out" or apprentice a player when you are desperate to win a game for three points! We all saw thatRamzy's passes too were no better than Diaby, for the time he spent on the field! Again, little Donkey (Arshavin) was one of the most dangerous in that team and he was really on fire. Even a slightly injured Arshavin is better than the two lame-duck Bendtner and Ramsey he brought-in. The question than is this: Can we still TRUST in Arsen Wenger's wisdom? Four Season's without a Trophy is not a good statement on anyone's C.V and it is even worse that we can beat this depleted Man-U Team, , Burnley did!! I bet anyone to follow my prediction wherever Van Persie "tops" and Bendtner supports, Arsenal will like loose the match, the success and goal scoring chances of Arsenal are not in these two. No offense intended against their person, just the way l see their performance to-date. GUNNERS!, FOR LIFE!! BTW: Who can we consider as the replacement "Top Striker" for Adebayor? Why did Viewer sell "Adebayor and Kolo Toure"? That is one question he will have to live with, when and if we end the season TROPHY-LESS |
A lotta Foolish people in da house! ![]() Its a shame that nairalanders cant even use this wonderful brain they have anymore! THAT PICTURE WAS DOCTORED, GRAFTED using Graphics software. For one, look at the hand, notice the "pronounced muscles" and you would realize that it was notthe hand of that ragged 70-something year old-man called OBJ! Check-out where the "Hand" meets the Red garb and you will see traces of the graft-line! We all know what "software" can do these days, so lets get-off the hype. Now, mind you, l am not saying OBJ is incapable of such "ritualistic or Satanic" behavior, BUT THIS ONE is a FAKE. ![]() Lets discuss something else more challenging joo. Like: Why is the Naira loosing value against major currencies rightnow? How does this affect the price of goods and the purchasing power of the average Nigerian on fixed income? Or is Nairaland all about Gossips and childish chit-chats? |
@Markenny am here, what do u want now?I have an "European SIM" also, A Vodafone SIM for Ireland! How do we go about using it? |
Ofokasibe, What do you say to the "act" that Cecelia Ibru (Mama!) made an unsecured loan of 13billion naira (depositors funds!!) to her Nanny (Aunty Nana) to open a gift shop? What do you have to say to the different owners of such money, now that the bubble have bust and the money can not be refunded? If CBN has not bailed-out Oceanic and the others like them (Again, with our Tax Money, Money that could well be used to improve education and health or provide electricity, if the crooks in govt dont loot it first ) how funny would you find it, if You go to Oceanic to withdraw your #5000 and they can not pay you?Would you be "praying" for Cecelia by then? For me, its nothing personal BUT some actions are just not excusable. Two wrongs dont make a right. Financial recklessness and criminality has become the order of the day among our bank Executives! What would you have said? BTW: Ortiv, l salute your reasoning. You brought a 'fresh angle' to the story! |
Markkenny, Where art thou? |
Rekeeson, you try no be small ![]() |
@op.add [quote]GO TO YOUR BANK AND WITHDRAW ALL YOUR MONEY, LETS GET BACK TO THE OLD WAY OF KEEPING MONEY, [/QUOTE] Hmmmmm, what a "sound" advice! To keep millions of naira in the house? Under pillow? Under bed?? , and when "awon boys" come visiting, you will wish you weren't so "smart"! Or is that a "coded message" to assist "awon boys"? ![]() Hmmmm, see wetin bad-belle for Billionaires go cause my people! ![]() |
After paying back 3Billion less than six months ago, now he has dropped another 3Billion yet, some people are not impressed? What else is the man, a businessman, supposed to do? I can understand when "poor people" vent their spleen on the rich but what l fail to understand is when the same poor people dont understand that the relationship between the rich and the poor is symbiotic? Some will not be satisfied until they see the destruction of a "rich" man! I guess its a "we" Vs. "them" mentality of poor and poverty stricken masses ![]() Anyway, Jimoh, when is the balance dropping? Abeg, quick-quick o! |
The more w look at the unfolding scenario, the more we are tempted to agree that "Something Fishy" is in the offing! Truly, why the double standard? ![]() E be like say the keg of gunpowder wants to explode, not from N.D but from Lagos ![]() |
Someone is practicing "Photoshop" on ma people's brain! ![]() O ya, we dey wait o! |
Richyblack, what happened to my "Post"? |
In summary, "Auntie Nana" is a family member to Cecelia Ibru. So, she gave a 13Billion loan to another family member, based on self-recognition! Now, this is not peculiar to Cecelia alone, other M.D's of banks have been engaging in this stupid behavior for long, case is point is the defunct City Express Bank Plc in V.I , headed by Mrs Shola Adeoti whose husband's company, BACOM Communications borrowed and siphoned huge amounts of unsecured loans from the bank and as expected, the bank finally crashed, CBN recapitalization notwithstanding! (The bank could not pay depositors as at January 2005) The annoying thing is that these M.D's fail to appreciate that INVESTORS/DEPOSITORS FUNDS are not their personal property that they can do as they wish with! Apart from living large and acquiring properties with customers funds, they also dash-out the money to their friends! There is nothing wrong in taking a loan from a bank, well secured with disposable assets, to do a viable business: Its a win-win situation for the bank (interest an charges), the customer (interest on deposits), the borrower (financing and realization of project, profit making, e.t.c) and the economy at large (creation of wealth and employment) , But if you borrow, please pay back or renegotiate the loan, if you're having cashflow problems with your business. The worst people are those class of "big-men" who borrow or steal/loot our treasury and "dump" the money in some foreign bank accounts. Does IBB, Ibori, e.t.c come to mind? By the way, Oceanic never said Jimoh Ibrahim was in default or not servicing his loan (He paid back 3Billion between Nov 208 and March 2009, and now he's paid back another 3Billion,, and the info said it was a "wire transfer", which implies the money was from a foreign bank account!) thus, his loan was performing and there was no need to "coerce him'" into offsetting the loan immediately! Why? If he repays immediately, (as requested) then, the bank looses more money through "interest" that would have accrued on "the outstanding balance" (thats how bank make money on loans). In sane climes, you actually get punished by way of extra charges, if you decide to defray a loan that was supposed to last ten years, within say one year! I guess we are bunch of people who like to shoot themselves in the foot! ![]() |
@vezycash for now gtb rocks, other banks suckThis is your second time on this short thread! Dont you have anything better, intelligent and constructive to say? FYI, I am a long standing, networth (thats what GTB calls me :d) customer of GTB and on some occassions, l have had reason to praise the bank and even mention specific "staff names" that out-performed the average banking expectations BUT what l will find nauseating is one over-excited staff coming here to "debase" other banks; If you do praise GTB as a customer, thats fair enough but as a staff, its is not only suspect and self-serving but to keep repeating the same line over an over shows some low-I.Q - You may end-up generating animosity for the bank, something undeserved! By the way, do you know that ALL posts are logged, with their originating I.P. and you're not totally "anonymous and untraceable"? THINK ABOUT THAT PROPERLY, and dont get too carried away! All the same, as a customer, GTB rocks ![]() |
@Mannygee There have been so much hullabalo since the sacking of 'troubled' banks by the CBN. Much as i so much believe in the 'santitization' strategy, i would still not join the league of those who believe so much in the MILITANT approach by Sanusi Lamido on the following ground and i want all intellectuals to go along with me:I SALUTE YOU, MANNYGEE! This thread is about bank debts, repayment (+ modus operandi) and its effect on the Nigerian economy but as usual, some immature Nairalanders have turned it to "personal insults/attack" on one another! Its only when you have nothing "cranial" to say that you waste your time pouring venom on another "faceles blogger" you have not met or may never even meet! He or she could even be a menal retard with access to a computer ![]() I would suggest we all adopt the approach of Mannygee (why l quoted him verbatim), lay out your position in a sensible and civil manner. MAKE YOUR POINT, NOT NOISE As for Larez and Afam, grow up, two'aya. Thanks, Lastpage |
@Markenny nope,which sim u are dailin with?Tried wiv O2 (U.K) and also tried with Vodafone (UK/Ireland). No dice in both cases! I have a U.S Sprint that l want to try but l need o top-up first. Kindly revert please. |
@Janga @skis_don mayb u re talkin about MONITORING dis d code **21*(followed by your own personal phone number)# ok/send or u cn use **61*(your own personal phon number)#send TO CANCEL IT, Use ##21# or ##61# i ll wait 2 c who wil prove it wrong, WAITINGWell done 2u and all the others, l just tried out your code above (on one of my phones and called with another one of my phones )and it clearly says "CALL DIVERTED".I called the "diverted number" and as expected, it rang on my third Phone (the one l diverted it to)! So, l guess "skis_don" was right, it is for "Call divert". All the same, keep the research going. Cheers. |
Dialed the 013000300, it just bipped once (no voice response) and went off! I tried it with O2 also, says "numer not in service"!? Whatszup? Has the "show" been blocked? ![]() |
Six months imprisonment! Thats the reward!! ![]() For knowing the whereabouts of "wanted people" and not disclosing such till a reward is declared!!! ![]() Why EFCC? I guess the "intimidation process" is about to go full-blown! ![]() |
Hmmmm,, what will some people do, if they had a gun or have access to one today? Does this remind me of "some Armed Policemen who waylay and rob people on the Highway?? I am not surprised, some people cant even trust themselves, less others!, some of these scumbags cant even be trusted to sleep in the same room with their daughter! I can understand their "fear about owning a gun for self protection", they are innately aware of their propensity to be criminals, for them, its innate!! For such people, l have nothing to discuss, they are probably one of the armed robbers we are talking about, and you can even see it in their rabid vituperations ![]() Now, let me get back to "intelligent and decent people" joo ![]() |
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out of every ten scoring chances, which implies his strike rate is just about 20%. No team can go far with such strike rate! 