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Uberness:
Welcome back Oga last page,

And Thanks to all my Ogas for your warm welcome.

There are even places in Nigeria where you have to be careful when digging a grave because you might hit water.

You nor go kill persin this Holy Sunday!

But what you said is a fact!


Deadi-body will now shout: The foundation for my house is waterlogged, l need floating raft please!

Left to me, l think we should burn "dead-bodies" (in a controlled, electric oven) and give the ashes to the family to spread.
Too many burial ground littering prime lands.

But then, our culture wont allow such...... where peeps still bury a corpse with one of the most expensive vehicles they can buy


Thanks for your warm welcome and happy Sunday.



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allCopacetic:
Ghen Ghen.......

Good to have you back . We look forward to some very colourful interractions

Life without colour, is a DULL life!

May the colour never depart from the life of those who appreciate it.

Just like Black & White TeeFee of those days


Thanks for your 'welcome'



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EgunMogaji:
I've gotten banned there more than in any other section on here.

And I'm not even a registered voter

I used to be banned on a weekly basis over there but over time, l think the Mods and fellow posters have come to accept me, for who l am.

Maybe they realised all the "fire-&-brimstone" we spit is just to keep the engine running and nothing personal or deeper than the skin.

But it is a good place to feel the pulse of the nation; highly recommended.


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abdulwastecx:
Welcome back baba last page... I have been away for too long, I have some interesting stuff.

Time to learn new method of construction

I salute you, my able Engineer!

You are "standard", theoretically and practically, for all Construction Engineers on Nairaland.

Na wetin l see,..... l talk.

Looking forward to that interesting stuff under your sleeve.

Fingers-crossed.



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n3xt:
Again, I'm not a lecturer. I'm equally a student with a strong will and determination.

I read a lot. For the glass structure im doing, here's something I'm reading at the moment. It has all the interesting details, plans, material list and elements needed so it make the work easier.

The advantage l see in you even though you did not start-out as a Builder, is your penchant for new ideas, coupled with your educational pedigree!

But l will advice you, try-out these ideas elsewhere first, you know as much as l do that you cant afford to use a customer's job to try-out new ideas...... what if it does not work as expected nko?
I do understand that you are not trying to re-invent the wheel here but at times, your "audaciousness" scares me!


Even at that, It is often said that "only the daring can do great things".
It may not be a bad idea, to allow another, educated professional(s) to take a look at it as you go along and ask them to "critique" what you are doing..... so you can take advantage of what they might see, that YOU might not see.



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n3xt:
**smiles**

I know I'm in for another Big one cos you knew how to push me to extreme. I only have pressure machine for bending tubes on site

The shape could be achieved with an electronically programmed Tube Bender for a more perfect shape and to maintain its solid form.

The U Channel used is 3mm guage.

We will get there on day.

No Sir, l am not pushing you at all.... just learning.

Seriously, your idea made me think about a build l did and l wanted the Cantilever to be like 15ft (the average is around 3/4ft l think) and was told l would need a Column under it..... but l dont want a column/Pillar under it because the below is meant for children to play and l dont want then running into a pillar.

Now, if you had come-up with this yoru crazy idea, maybe l would have borrowed it and told my workers "It can be done, see pinshure here.."

Every Dog has its own day sha.

I am following this build sharp-sharp




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BTW: So there are people like me who still have faith in the ability of Brabus, despite all the 'noise'?
Wonders shall never end

gbadexy:
You are very correct sir .
Your comments may even be misconstrued.
I've been shown nothing but love from nairaladers from both divide.
It's best to just read comments or stay neutral except the government aren't making it easy to maintain neutrality in government.
I literally laugh my butt of reading comments from both divides of all classification and have learnt not to take anything personal there.

Hahhaha, if l am bored and nothing to do, that is where l go.
Just one comment at the whole place will explode into smithereens!

Its a great place to relax, as long as you dont take things personal/serious.



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WeldHome:
Omo, that's the last place for a[b] Nairaland business owner[/b] to be (especially is such person does business on here). S/he will definitely be provoked will definitely say things s/he was not meant to.

I agree with you 100%.

Even myself and many others will not identify in real life, with what we post there!
Serious "Regional" fight there!
But the good thing is that most of us know it ends online.
In the real world, we are all Brothers, irrespective of where we come from, which party we support or whatever.



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n3xt:
I knew I had to allow you take much needed break off the forum.

Also, the junk food ran out of stock! Nothing more to feed the trolls.

I'm sure you'll be more disappointed to see me do otherwise or playing the overgrown baby game.
I hope you do understand the reason for my actions.
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Alcoholic Hennessy for Hajji Mufutau55's joint. T'ori Olorun.
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By the way, I've not given up on my window burglar proof project. Ill definitely update you when I'm through.

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Sir Excuzeme was here to check you out and left a heart touching and mature message for the forum.
He ended up editing the message though.

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Again, welcome while I go and look for money to buy your Hennessy. But baba, you for allow me rest na. O sa mo condition ti mo wa

Mo kan n'just joking ni Oooo!

Mo mor Kondition to'wa!

Honestly, l think you should be even more choosy in responding to baits.
I have seen one in the previous page and l was like, "if na me, l will just allow this comment to pass" because l new the person was trying to bait you.
But credit to you, despite your past mistakes, you have an "open heart" to everyone and answer them as such.

I pray God will give you wisdom as you progress further.


BTW: I was referring to what @WeldHome described: Rollers, though l think it will require more than "manual" pressure to roll the ones you are using.



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4nobody4every1:
Welcome back @ Lastpage, your welcome back speech was epic as usual

Thank you Bro!

No love-lost.

Abeg, nor turn me to Obama, na dat man sabi give speech that moves people to tears.



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WeldHome:
If you've been frequenting only the politics section on here, then i must confess that your madam was right...

Yea, l do a lot of posting in that section but not exclusively.

That is where l get my "kick" from, the most!

That place "na-die"! but l enjoy it sha. We dont take things too seriously there (as in taking it to 'real life') otherwise, someone for don die online!




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@Brabus:
is there no way the Frame below (from your pix) can be achieved without cutting and re-welding the iron?
I have Pressure./Press moulding in mind. So as to still maintain uniform structural strength.

Also, what is the thickness of the H-frame used?

I am sure other builders are learning new things from you.



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gbadexy:
Truth be told, the writing pattern strongly suggests a middle age male but we do have brilliant females who write excellent novels with male characters.
All in all, it's a faceless forum and this id adds interesting perspective and color to this thread of the year.
Welcome back

Gbadexy,

We have always stated clearly (where a poster wants to know..... and you can see many examples of that, if you have read a few of our posts) who was posting.
Its no biggy, they know but just like to be mischievous.
Ask yourself: How come it is NOW (when we have issues over Brabus), that they suddenly remembered l am female, when some of the post date as far back as 2009?

Anyway, its behind me sha.


I have been enjoying your posts on manufacturing/mixing/producing paints and allied products.
I want to be an expert like you, when ll grow up.

Thanks for the welcome back.


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n3xt:
Welcome back Sir Lastpage!

While you are away...

I refuse to accept that your "welcome back".... until you support it with Alcoholic Hennesssy!
You, of all people should have at least asked after me?

I understand you are going through trying times (your own fault tho) but then, l am one person who believed in your ability to re-invent yourself, turn a new leaf and get better.
You know l wont have all these grief (l have been on Nairaland for almost 7years with no issues, despite my string views in Politics Section!) .... until l told those mofos to DO THE RIGHT THING!

Anyway the Yorubas would say, kase bi'eniku, kawo'eni to'feran eni".

I am happy that you have doing a good job.
As long as you make your Clients Happy, l am Happy with you.



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double posted

I am BACK! Lastpage is back!!

I have been away from this section and Nairaland postings in general, since 16th of July! Seems like yesterday tho'.
My wifey (yes, Lastpage Madam) insisted l should 'chill-out' as according to her, l am beginning to take faceless people seriously.

Well, if there are two people whose counsel l take seriously, it's my Mother (of blessed memory) and my wife!
The Power of "Good Women" in our life!

I was against her rebuttal, posted earlier but she insisted that "for the good of those who have come to respect and admire that @username" (even anonymously) l should allow her to make the rebuttal.
I concurred though l argued that she should not delete the thread as l feel it has and still doing some good to others.
Moreover, she did nothing wrong!. when you get the consent of someone to 'post on their behalf, in order to help them', you act in their capacity.


So, my Two weeks 'self-imposed moratorium' has elapsed. Madam wanted one month but l pleaded to 'allow me naah', as part of my relaxation!

While l was away, l noticed the RATS were having a field-day!
One even said l 'ran-away'!
'Clowns' even said I am Brabus or my Madam is Brabus'w wife! (Brabus, if l see your face near my tent, you go hear am! )
Despite tens of posts on various sections of Nairaland where she has openly stated she is a woman, Lastpage's wife (in particular posts) and l have stated l am her husband (in my posts, on request where clarification was sought, as she is not a fan of the property section) some of these scallywags have said l am a woman!
One has to be very unintelligent, not to be able to say whether a poster is Male/Female, after reading about five of their post.
We would continue to use that single username, as we have always done.
We wont be like that one who was scouring for a Nigerian wife on Nairaland, on his visits to Nigeria, using a username his wife-to-be does not know, while at the same moment, the wife was arraigning a "spousal reunification" for him at the home office.
That is how terrible some of these people are.
Cheesux, wetin we nor go hear!

While away, I also noticed those who felt this was a "got-ya" moment and seized on it to yarn rubbish too.

I also noticed that Brabus has been posting new things (He did not even bother to ask after me while l was away!
Na so life be? Et tu Brutus/Brabus? ). That is the Brabus we all yearn to see.

I also noticed that some peeps have gone to delete posts where they said they have HIV! Oh-Well, we already know and the post was already quoted!
I also noticed that we have a new "Class Monitor" here. All Good, more grease to your elbow

I also noticed that, finally, we all agree to what l have been saying: Those who want to bash Builders should take it to threads specially created for that purpose....... or take the matter to EFCC who are qualified and empowered by LAW, to prosecute any allegation of Fraud.
This is why some Goats have made an enemy out of me! Simply because l refused to join them in bashing Brabus, from now till eternity.
Ofcourse, l did bash him initially and even assisted in ensuring he was refunding the cry-cry baby but after a while, l felt it was derailing a good thread.
Anyway, all good.

I also noticed that l have come to know the 'real person' behind one of the different Monikers.
You know, l did a little phone call to a friend who lives in the South/South and he in-turn did a little phone-call to the Land Registry in that side. He used the 4 coordinates of a survey plan/Approval submitted by the rat and voila!
All documentation/Approval application, e.t.c and bio-data of the person was made available.

So, if you still think you are anonymous, YOU are not! When you come into the country by year end, l would be 'informed' at the point of entry as you scan your Palli (Thats a service reserved for VIP's that you are getting, so that Escort can get ready to do their work) and MAY decide to even provide you with "security", free of charge, all the way to your house by NTA Rd, as my very good friend from N/Land.
One good turn they say, deserves another.
Its a small world and we need to be very careful about what we say/do online, under the guise of anonymity.

Having said that, l am bound to honor the new trend here and keep this thread to strictly anything CONSTRUCTION AND BUILDING.

Brabus, l admire that iron contraption you are doing, l hope you get experts in material testing to confirm the strength of that material to withstand the intended load?
Remember, "those who are about to be roasted, ..... dont bath with petrol".

I wont revert to this particular post again, (except l am compelled to).

"Lies, if repeated so often,... and left unchallenged, may assume an air of truth".




Lastpage!

OPEN LETTER

Good Morning everyone.

I am the wife of Lastpage.

As husband and wife, we use this same account on Nairaland.
Sometimes, l make it known that it is a female/wife that is posting if l think there may be confusion. Other times l dont bother.


I opened the (Give birth thread) that has been quoted as Lastpage (My Husband) sometimes ago, to assist my former school daughter when she came up with the idea of giving birth abroad and asked me for assistance. I could not help her directly because we are not related so l promised her l would help her get information from people with similar experience. She insisted she has the money to fund it and kind people volunteered all those information and many other people that l dont know, as you can read from the responses, also benefited from the information provided.
This is why my husband (Lastpage) insisted that l should not delete the thread otherwise l would have done so a long time ago.

She gave birth in the U.K, paid her hospital bills and all was done and documented properly.
As luck will have it, she also won the Visa lottery in 2012 and eventually relocated permanently to the US, with her child. she has three kids now.
This is the summary of it.

Now, l have been reading things posted by some posters here which at best is uninformed and just mischievous.
I cannot stop anyone from making any post they want to make so, they can continue to make the post till kingdom come.

I had a serious discussion with Lastpage himself about his exchanges with some characters on this particular thread and l have made it clear to him that he does not need this sort of lowering himself, to the level that others have put themselves.
At least, if children are behaving as children, what about him? Should older person not know better?
Anonymously and online, people would say things they dare not say in person, because they dont have to defend it.

He takes to Nairaland as entertainment and unwinding but l have made it known to him that even at that, he has to carefully chose those he responds to. There is a limit to such things.
I wrote this to clear the air once and for all, with regards to many people who hold him in very high esteem on Nairaland.

Those that want to hold unto their rumour (one even said he is a woman, one even called him Brabus, imagine?) are free to do so, since that is their upbringing.
I have specifically pleaded with him to ignore those who are like children here but he is still free to have an adult discussion.
That is why l am his wife.

I will not respond to whatever insult as l cant identify the person making it.



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3strikes:
Where all these guys dey now when u need them to come see how erico dey open lastpage yansh for public.




Una won kill person with laugh for here.

It should be obvious to you that they just decided to ignore your foolisness!

Why dont you log-on with one of your numerous Moniker and use to to laugh and roll-on-the-floor?



Lastpage!

I should not be wasting my precious time on idle dolts like you.

erico2k2:
and all these people who gave U honest advice nko, U use thier brains too or no B U write this one too2

Even a daft person knows that it was a FEMALE that was making these postings.
Read it again and you will see it there.

So, what else huh??

Unintelligent people CANT THINK and make SIMPLE DEDUCTIONS.

I am sure you are dying "for an explanation"

No more CLUES, Boy!


Below is a link to the thread, instead of this mo-r-on spamming the thread and creating a diversion
Everyone interested should go there and read.
https://www.nairaland.com/241742/want-give-birth-u.k-axis





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erico2k2:
nah D matta broda
we all wey enter jand na baki we trow enter, one way or the other we arange ourselves U dey feel me , no need to brag about it, nobody carry kpali enter the ground nah here we all hustle any which way take upgrade.

WRONG!

I just dont understand these minions!

How can you not be aware that some people's parent even had this British Passport when it was not common for Nigerians to over-stay or run-away to the U.K?

It is not everyone that has your kind of background of "Illiteracy, Poverty and Penury"...... l for one, dont.


You boys are beyond redemption, honestly.



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erico2k2:
U B my witness, nah 3 days now i dey warn the guy to leave me alone, E nor gree,If E run E mouth again, the next gbozaaa nag knock out.
E no know who E dey deal with.Me I nor dey find trouble but if my trouble land nah yawa.

You be real Warri-local.

"Mouthing-off" is in your bloodstream!

what exactly have you done now, that two of you are stroking each others genitals?


Yeeye dey smell!

I still ask: WHY is it that noen of you is bold enough to REPORT a FRAUDSTER at EFCC?
Despite all the effort you put in m@sturbating about Brabus all over Nairaland, a simple thing as "REPORT" appears impossible? WHY?
vThere must be a reason why this is IMPOSSIBLE for you misfits.

Tell me: WHY?[/b]

...but dont waste my time if you have nothing tangible to say.




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erico2k2:
ahahahahaha My belle ohhh,
So u are telling me u could not form another user name to lie that lie? and your age how does one verify ones age on here, at least you never deny say nah you write am SO ITS YOU.FRAUD since 2009,Oh You want me to use my BRAIN for you abi? the one Im not suppose to have.
u dey learn, just wait.

[size=14pt]Yawn! Yawn!! Yawn!!![/size]

No more CLUES, boy!

You want to say something...... and then you want me to "accept/deny?

Are you always this daft or is it because it is July 16, 2016?

Go and bring someone more intelligent from your family-line, ...maybe that person would do better.

Before, it was fake document, now it is fake pregnancy!

O'poonu-So'goonu!




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***I dont do "form another username"......... its for small boys.

erico2k2:
U want another bullet?I get plenty, where you lied and lied to people

Heheheheh

Until you go and report a FRAUDSTER at EFCC....... you gat no balls!

Spamming and m@sturbating on this thread would not get you a job!

You are nothing but an L-for LEARNER




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erico2k2:
YOu have to bring my father into it
ok let me remind you

Use your BRAIN naah, l thought you said you are educated?.

Would you even believe that at my age, l am just trying to give birth in 2009!
Look at the "writing style" if you have sense and you will easily notice it is not my style of writing.

No more CLUES!

That post has been highlighted over ten times, on this same Nairaland and l have asked that it should not be deleted.

INCONSEQUENTIAL joor. At least the lady paid for the delivery and got what she wanted.

NEXT!... More research what else can you find?



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BTW: I am sure even your father cant stand in front of me and mis-yarn.

3strikes:
The way I use to respect am for here before ehn....I didnt know na one of the 19 boys with shovel and fake green uniformm....small thing e go start to dey talk military lingual.

Na smallie like dem agarawu e fit dey do that to...

Them detrail theead...wetin e dey build than hauling insults all over nairaland?

[size=14pt]I TOTALLY REJECT "respect" from thugs and touts! [/size]

A Rose, by whichever name it is called, will STILL smell as Sweet" - Lastpage!


Go-figure.





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erico2k2:
D guy nah gra gra E dey make online,I don warn am, If E nor respect himself here

Thunder fire your Papa for your village.

Even your Fada is not "man-enough" to warn me..... how much more a nonentity like you?

You ranting and warning since three days ago.

Why not arrange a meeting where we can put a face to the coward?

Your types are just inconsequential to me, l use you for AMUSEMENT.

[size=14pt]Anyway, STOP derailing the thread. GO TO EFCC and do something Concrete[/size]




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erico2k2:
My STAND
you Mr or Mrs last page is FAKE everything about you is fake.sugarcoating shyte here wont help U.I have warned U b4, u dnt listen,Im one person on here nobody has any shyte upon,I can boast of it.I dont owe anyone here and no one owes me but what I wont stand to see is misrepresentation like U and your likes are doing.
As for everyone else on here, My stand is, laugh out at the most funny jokes amongst who every dis the most.

Stop M@sturb@ting on this thread!

If you have identified a FRAUDSTER......... REPORT THEM TO EFCC and PROSECUTE THEM.

I want Fraudsters JAILED ASAP.

Stop derailing this thread by m@sturb@ting all over the place.

That cant be too difficult for you to understand now, huh?



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BTW: I am wondering: Why is Brabus still getting jobs ..... despite all the noise you clowns are making? (I am sure you see some of the new jobs he is doing)
My "opinion" is that its either he is doing the jobs for FREE (which l doubt) or ther eis SOMETHING the Clients are getting from giving their jobs to him.

Reflect on this properly.
It is not rocket science though l understand that l have to COLOUR IT for mentally-challenged imbeciles like you to comprehend.

3strikes:
I want to use this opportunity to apologize to everyone here who think we are derailing this thread. We are not. We are fighting for humanity.

These guys are scammers on Nairaland property section looking for maga. They sometime act like they are fighting each other here or against each other but guess what....its all part of the plan.
Strike the shepherd and the sheep will scatter

We are against Brabus their shepherd and the sheep agarawu23= freeworld= nigerdeltaman=p3st an LASTPaGe are all scattered.

They are angry cos we no let magas fall again. No more bribe from brabus

Please tell lastpage to refund all the money for the fake docs and approvals.

This scam is huge folks...shine your eyes.

Thanks
3strikes!!!

[s]
NB: Lanicky is not a female. Agarawu used the moniker to scam nairaland of a meagre #70k and wanted to die ontop.

He will be using another moniker to scam nairaland for the male competition. Watch out for the moniker Fynboi.

One clown got all these...

Agarawu23= freeworld= nigerdeltaman=p3st= lanicky=fynboi.[/s]

Exactly, you be real Maga!

Only inept, incompetent dolts CRY "Return some phantom MONEY",..... EVERYDAY, wetin?!

People with Balls will take ACTION!

You dont STOP FRAUD by just derailing a thread set-up for learning and say you are doing some foolish humanity.

If you are not a Hypocrite and you are really concerned about FRAUD, I SAY REPORT THE FRAUDSTER TO EFCC AND PROSECUTE THEM TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW.
Abi the fraudster na ghost?

Most likely Erico2k2 and 3strikes are the real fraudsters, no wonder they are afraid of stepping forward?

If anyone attempts to defraud me, l will put them in JAIL where they belong.......l wont be making anonymous noise, online.

Abeg, go siddon joor, L-for-LEARNER




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erico2k2:
make u dey run your mouth there U hear, at least I have one profile here and I love to laugh at people who got nothing better to do when dem mates dey look for bar, U just dey look for my trouble on my side,I resemble ur Husaband ni go pay your money then come back, MADAM free me abeg U.last warning!!!!!

[size=14pt]Weerey![/size]

Na small remain, you go soon UNCLAD for Brabus!



When you see Gob-shytes like Erico2k2 saying they are "sitting on the fence", you should no its the height of HYPOCRISY!
Only hypocrites "STAND for NOTHING"

Take your stand, and defend it vigorously because you took it based on "Principle"




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erico2k2:
make u dey run your mouth there U hear, at least I have one profile here and I love to laugh at people who got nothing better to do when dem mates dey look for bar, U just dey look for my trouble on my side,I resemble ur Husaband ni go pay your money then come back, MADAM free me abeg U.last warning!!!!!

[size=14pt]Weerey![/size]

Na small remain, you go soon UNCLAD for Brabus!




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omenka:
If na me make this kind comment now, all hell would have broken lose!

Hehhehehe!

U be V.I.P poster naah!

Mr. Sombori has your moniker on SPEED-DIAL!!



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BTW: Obanikoro knows that there is no escape for him, EVIDENCE abounds that nailed him completely!
So, why would he come home....... abi im wife still dey child-bearing age nii?

Nigerian Govt should apply for his extradition, based on available evidence.
If America refuses, then we will know once again that they are playing "lip-service" to their Anti-corruption posture.

Again, we need to look at this idea that anyone holding Political Office/Appointment should NOT have dual Citizenship, as applicable in some countries