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ridott02:
If truly MEND want a country of their own, they should have gotten that's during Johnathan six years regime and reigns.

MEND, BOKO HARAM, Niger Delta Avenger, e.t.c are all TERRORIST GROUPS and should be (and would be) wiped out ASAP.



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BERNIMOORE:
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[size=14pt]SAHARA REPORTERS WERE SO BLIND TO FURNISH US WITH AMAECHI LOOT WITH THIER TIES WITH EFCC. HERE IS A CONFIRMED STAMPED AND RECEIEVED PETITION DETAILING THE LOOT.[/size]

You forgot to attach your EVIDENCE to the Petition!

Okay, yo nor get EVIDENCE baa?

I just dey laugh.

See as EFCC gather EVIDENCE on Fayose and 'Koro..... you can do the same.

Go back and do your homework properly......... and Amaechi will be hurled before a Court of law



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[size=16pt]These Witches are never going to stop Hunting ....... until Fayose and Obanikoro end-up in prison!


Its a Witch-hunt joor!


Kai, Witches! make una fear God o![/size]



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Abigail the Witch: Abigail, who claimed to be from Ebonyi State, said her arrest by operatives from Anti-Human Trafficking Unit of Cross River State Police Command was due to jealously.

I love the bolded part above!

Sounds like what you will hear from PDP "Yam Eaters" anytime get caught and are about to be arrested!

Thank God she did not call it "Witch-hunting" as usual! :


She would get a life sentence, if left to me.



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MrEverest:
Dont mind the zombies, this is just the beginning of their suffering, by the time the dullard ruins everything and they are faced with starvation maybe thats when they would sense.

Yes, people like you deserve to starve to death sef...

Starve! Starve!!! Starve!!!!



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MrEverest:
NOT [/b]Supporting Buhari is the greatest mistake Nigerians [b]5% [/b]ever made and we [b]THEY are paying for it!

FIXED! ...Now, go and wail no more!



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EKITI001:
Fayose's media Aide, Olalere Olayinka shared this on facebook,

He wrote:

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STOP Wailing Boy!

You are a common criminal and a thief!

You have been exposed with.... with hard evidences, like bank details, e.t.c

This is not about APC or PDP.........it is about arresting criminals so they can have their day in a Law Court..

...abi immunity don cover u sef, like your "Senior Thief" Fayose?

Barrau bamza!



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abdulwastecx:
Nice observation sir.... That is where technical based education is needed. We need to review our educational system to make it work to our need. I ones learn carpentry and wood work from my father, it took me less than a year after my secondary school, it would make better sense if we include these technical trainings into our education sector.

Building construction have shortage of artisan because we don't have good training Institute, if we make it compulsory to learn a skill base job like carpentry, masonry, iron bending, fabrication etc before finishing secondary school, the army of unemployment can be reduced greatly.

Very true Sir!

I know we used to have "Technical Schools" in those days, which are post-primary school level but l am not sure they are still functioning as of today.

There is one just beyond Yaba College of Tech sandwiched between the officers Mess and l do see a lot of young people go there when l used to frequent that place for relaxation.

The 6-3-3-4 system of education, if properly implemented, was designed to cater to what you alluded to.
Those who finish JSS-3 and dont want to proceed further to SS1, were supposed to go into such "Technical School" were they would learn various Craft like Carpentry, Electrician, Plumbing, e,t,c

Only good leadership will make us go back to the right path in this country.

Thank you.



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EgunMogaji:
I agree with you.

I've always thought apprenticeship is a forgotten option in Nigeria, maybe it's the state of the economy.

While I especially try to give first dibs to guys that are starting out, they have to have tutored under seasoned leaders and earned their stripes, so to speak.

I just think that like those folks do, that one should open a thread, advertise on there and show your accomplishments.

Spot-on ....at the bolded!


As it is nowadays, our Youths (especially our Yoruba Youths!) dont want to learn any form of handiwork!
Most want 'easy money', are too arrogant and impatient ......not generally interested in 'tutoring' under any "Master".

Gone are the days when a young apprenticeship graduate can point to his "Master" under who he/she trained for some years, celebrated "freedom" and maintain that cordial relationship with the former boss.

Now, you hardly find that "neighbourhood", TRAINED Electrician, Plumber, Carpenter, Craft-Men, e.t.c..... especially those ones that decided that University/Higher Education is not for them.
Most of them are either Okada/Maruwa Drivers, "Junction/Orita"-Touts, Omo-Onile, Bus-Stop Scavengers or outright nefarious characters like Armed Robbers,Kidnappers or Yahoo++!

I fear for the "future".



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EgunMogaji:
So Spyder880, Skimanski, Aventures, Bitswork, AbdulWastecx no dey wack?

When was the last time you read of them scrambling for crumbs on here.

When you're good, honest and practice excellent customer service then the clients will beat your door down.

Besides "Note: Please no products or services advertisements... there are plenty of other threads for that already. "

Nice thoughts!

Your work should speak for you and "market" you....... not your hustling!

Infact, l hate that phrase "Hustling" because it connotes "an aggressive, dubious, marketing style that does not give a darn about the customer and is only interested in the money they can make out of the customer".
Serious business people should NEVER use that phrase.

On the flip-side of things, you will notice that ESTABLISHED COMPANIES like Tower Aluminium may not need to do any form of ADVERT, yet business comes knocking on their door!
This is because OVER-TIME, they have built a NAME and REPUTATION.
This takes time as Rome was not built in a day!

Question now is "How do you build a NAME and REPUTATION ...... when you are JUST STARTING-OUT?
No one knows you, nothing is available to point-to, as your track record!

Believe me, all the names up there have at one time or the other CANVASSED for Jobs, even here on Nairaland!
It was after they got those jobs, did a GOOD job, got more jobs and had a track record, that they can sit-back and let their "work speak for them".

There are a lot of good people, good Contractors/individuals out there, that you never knew could do an excellent and honest job but we dont give our jobs to them because
1.) They are not recommended
2.) They dont have a name, ...yet
3.) Because we are not giving them jobs, they dont have a Portfolio of jobs they can show-case as their own track record.

Fortunately, some of these people are ready to do your job at a "rock-bottom price", just to PROVE to you that they can do it and build their own resume/reputation.

Just imagine if we all decided that we would give our jobs to "established Contractors" who have made a name and have a lot for previous jobs to show for it..... how would Spyder, Aventures, Abdulwastecx, Segcy, Skimanski and others have gotten their break/first job?..... since they are not first-generation builders?

In essence, l am of the opinion that it is always a good thing to "give opportunity" to first-timers who have shown a "decent level' of knowledge, commitment, honesty and zeal, so that they can also grow. The only thing is that such "un-established" Rookies need serious monitoring (so you can detect if they are mere "hustlers" and send them packing ASAP).

Let us remember that the CEO of the biggest fortune-500 companies were once "rookies", some like the owner of Apple even got fired from the company they eventually came to own!




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Caveat: above is just my own sentiments that reflect how l look at issues. It may not necessarily agree with that of others........ and that is fine and respcted.

Women of nowadays and FAKERY sha?

Fake bweast
Fake bum-bum
Fake V-irgina
Fake face
Love sef, Fake!!


............. Everything FAKE!

Abeg, l want a refund!



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Zico5:
With this bogus claim from the PDP man, how could this country have moved forward. These people are mean and they must pay for their crimes. I remember one man in osun state without job or anything, all he claimed then is belonging to PDP. The car he was using, how he lavished money on frivolity and women was astounding. It is rightly clear now why many of them on nairaland want to die cos there is no cash anywhere again. Thank God for this government. At least accountability is now reigning.

This is why l always say, despite the "glaring shortfalls" of Buhari and his Govt........l will continue to support him as long as he can make these Criminals END UP IN PRISON.
If that is all he achieves in his tenure, the next president should take it up from there.......maybe a PDP Govt, to put the APC thieves in prison, as payback!

But seriously, Jonathan and Okonjo Iweala phuck-up big-time, with all these happening under their nose and they claim to know nothing?

Well, America ill know sha - Jonathan



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phabulous88:
At the bolded, really? How would he have known all these things if he didn't go through her phone? I don't trust you

Its like a thief telling the police: Dont ever catch me!

If you suspect your wife is having an affair and you trace her to the rendevous point, so you can be sure of whats really amiss..... her mother will tell you (the husband): My In-law, wetin now? my daughter avoided you enough now? Why should you follow her all the wat to that far place!


But seriously, my sixth sense tells me that the O'P is one of those men "DESTINED" to die at the hands of woman.
Trust me, he wont take to any of the advice he has been given.
One day, we will read his story: Husband dies mysteriously in his sleep....... wife is crying her eyes out!
After three months, wife re-marries......... to husband's driver!

Such is life ........and the "fatal foolishness" of some men.



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ezechueze:
Op,DIVORCE her immediately.one day she would poison you and take over your assets.

Chai! You people are too wicked!

Leave that woman alone and face your work properly.

Yes ke, that is the best advice anyone can give you.

BTW, please gather money and organise a birthday bash for her. Seriously heavy party.

And you must give her the best gift anyone can give his wife.
Upon that, you must give every guest in that party, a wonderful gift as well.

I know you are wonderful "techie" amebo husband so, you are already wondering what kind of gift l have in mind, right?

Issokay, COPY ALL THOSE RECORDED MESSAGES ON HER PHONE AND BURN THEM TO CD's.
MAKE A THOUSAND COPIES. GIVE A COPY TO EACH GUEST, AS THEY SIT DOWN
WHEN ITS TIME FOR CELEBRANT DANCE, HUG YOUR WIFE TIGHTLY AND ASK D.J TO BEGIN PLAYING ONE OF THE CD, WITH STRICT INSTRUCTION TO NEVER REMOVE OR STOP IT.

MAKE SURE YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER SEF HEAR AM WELLA-WELLA.

I bet you, ....she will divorce you herself, that same day
.
No need to stress yourself.




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***A day before the birthday, do remember to change all your passwords, ATN pins, bank account signatory, your Next of Kin and the beneficiary to your WILL. ****
Nor mention my name o, l nor know you at all, at all.

agbangam:
Comm'on wats d anger all about, my man have u ever heard an American irrespective of their colour calling for d destruction of Nation cos Obama is black?? U might not like PMB cos is frm d North or cos of his appoint but u and i know dat our common wealth won't be stolen under PMB watch like d PDP looters did.
If I may ask wat did Tinubu, Mbaka, Akande, Amaechi did to u guys OBJ witheld Lagos money for yrs during Tinubu reign but Tinubu still manage to pay his workers n kept a low debt profile, even those he helped to become governor are performing very well.
PMB wants to work but Those avengers are ex-PDP criminals and their activities are causing d Nation a lot of setback. Pls let's stop supporting evil.

They wont see it that way because the whole Biafra issue starts and ends with GREED..... greed to arrogate the Crude Oil to themselves ALONE!.

That was why they invaded the South-South and some South Western states like Ondo, Benin, Delta, Rivers, during the onset of the Civil War.

They are just pretending by masking their struggle as a struggle for "fairness".

The more reason they cannot do their Biafra, without including the S/South..... whereas we all know where the boundaries of the SIX Ibo states starts and end.

If they want to secede, let them do so with their SIX original Biafruad STATES




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cktheluckyman:


Yorubas no go kill pesin!! Hahaha!! What is the volume of oil in Lagos and Ondo? Akwa ibom state alone has more than 5 times the of the paltry amount of oil in Lagos and ondo states

Yiibos and their "shifting of the Goal-post" sha!

Yorubas are NOT COMPETING with the Oil from Akwa Ibom, America or Saudi Arabia, FYI.

The Question is whether the Oil we have is ENOUGH to service our needs and that of any refinery located within the South West.
The answer to that is a resounding YES.

and FYI, when the real shyte starts, there wont be a drop of Oil coming from the Niger Delta.... so, you'all will be importing refined petroleum products from the S/West.....

Oh, l forgot! A Blockade would be in place and nothing except IDP's relocating to Nasarawa will be allowed in or out!



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Orikinla:
[size=14pt]Only fools set fire on their own house, because they are angry with the caretakers and landlord.
While they are bombing pipelines, Alhaji DANGOTE and OGA HONG KONG are building the largest refineries in other parts of Nigeria.[/size].

Question: And where would the Crude Oil for those Refineries come from?

Answer: Lagos and Ondo currently supply Crude Oil for Export.... while Ogun has vast economic deposits.

Question: You mean after NDA has destroyed all the Oil facilities in the N/Delta, the S/West can still supply enough Crude Oil for the Refineries?

Answer: Obviously YES! but the proceeds wont be used to develop the N/Delta o!

Question: So what is the gain in all these tot he Niger Delta?

Answer: They want to control the Oil Deposits in the N/Delta but after the "War of Attrition", there wont even be any Oil or infrastructure to control!



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knightsTempler:
Bomb everything bomb-able, we dey Una back. The government is a sectional government. Government of the north by the north for the north. They can NOT utilize the revenue of the 5% for their selfish egotistical self.

We must renegotiate our existence if we must live together, otherwise the country will disintegrate.







Meanwhile, Lwkmd!


The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC

The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court

The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
-Senate

The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed

The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon

The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose

We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC

Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Presidency

We will blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-NDA

We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram

Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
-EFCC

We dont want to sight the Moon
-Brexit

We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
-US

Abeg add your own I don taya!

These got me ROFL!

In another news:

Money allocated for fighting those preventing the sighting of the Moon has been looted and shared
- PDP

Question: Did you authorise the looting of the "lunar allocation" by your cronies and PDP members?
I have no idea, ...America will know! - Ex President Badluck Jonathan



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rotecch77:
@lastpage,the nylon is used to give shallow deep of design and neatly smooth surface to the finishing top surface of the floor,it also protects dirtiness of the finishing floor while others finishing activity is going on on the site,at time its do serve as curing materials for the slab (flooring) although best material for curing is beans sack and wetting of the slab at aproprate time

Learned something new.

Unfortunately, Beans are now packed in BagCo Super Sacks! ......as against the previous Jute Bags

Thanks for the explanation.



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rotecch77:
More progress

Well done Rotech77!

Am in love with your flooring.

What is the idea/technology behind this Nylon Spread on the floor?
This is the first time l am seeing such and l cant figure it out.

Can you "explain and educate" me please?


Thanks,



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mufutau55:
Original 3D before several modifications including the roof style (gable eliminated) and final look.
I am a simple man... I know some tiling work should be on the external sides too... many things will be added to the 3D design.
Thank you.

Hajji M.

Congrats Hajj, just seeing this thread for the first time, few minutes ago!

U nor even inform us over there on the "fighting" thread?

More grease to your elbow. Emi to'bere, lo'ma pari'e....God-willing.



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write2obi:
Kolaa007 . Nairalanders don't appreciate “all write up and no pictures " advertisement. People will start taking you seriously if you can give them a pictorial representation of what your pvc windows are all about.

Oga Hajji i'm happy for you.

Very correct!

Pictures, price and measurements are some of the things that should naturally go with any advert.

I am also wondering WHY most of his comparisons are between PVC and Wood Windows......... when in actual fact, what should be competing with PVC windows is ALUMINIUM windows!

For example, What are the durability, weight, cost, ease of installation, maintenance, e.t.c COMPARISONS between PVC and Aluminium Windows?


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Shobizz:
Almost top clubs in EPL sign new coach only Arsenal.

#Baba Ijebu

EPL no b Laliga or Bundese Liga work hard n use d wright players.

Wenger is a "Nigerian"........ dem nor dey resign voluntarily!

And it is even worse in the case of Arsene Wenger....... he is a strong board member, he wont be sacking himself anytime soon.


Our only Hope is for him to have a heart attack, when him dey knack kpekus!




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Tolexander:
Please Pep!

Don't treat our boy(Kelechi Ihenacho) like you treated Samuel Eto'o, Yaya Toure and Saidu Keita cos of the very abundant melanin in his skin. Please help him to excel like Lionel Messi

He is already doing exactly that!

The racist has refused to allow him come for the Olympics tournament to represent Nigeria!

Coach Siasia has been lamenting this for almost two weeks now.

I think they should just report him to FIFA.

Some of this "Oyinbo" peeps hate anyone that is African, like mad.... yet dem go dey smile at you for Camera .




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blazetitov:
Haters full first page. Keep up with the wailing. Nothing scratch PMB!

The more they HATE and #WAIL..... the more their life becomes miserable!

Just look at @SeverusSnape and Pa @Chukwudi44, as example!




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ucee64:
lol is like u Neva c GEJ son and daughter b4

Shhhhhhh! Are you referring to those children the coward went to hide abroad?

Dont let Mama Piss here that GEJ has biological children o!

She go burn dem with kerosine!
That fat winch nor wan make GEJ get offspring!



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SeverusSnape:
That's the only thing Mumu-ibn-hari is good at - taking photos all over the place, and smiling sheepishly.

From Democracy to Photocracy

From Buharinomics to Propagandanomics.

While he's eating his life away, Some Nigerians SevereusSnape is stealing food, while some are selling their properties and using his children for collateral, just to feed.

Shame on this dullardeen SevereusSnape.

I dont think it is this bad kee?

But then, if you spend a tenth of the time you spend on Nairaland abusing your President and apply half the effort you put into this your bigotry, l think life might be better for you and you wont have to sell your children, just to feed.

Try it. Those people building here and there, buying new rides and shuttling abroad at this moment nor get two heads now!




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diordaves:
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The above very sad and unfortunate news feed from Nairaland buttresses my view sadly that you need to install a fire/smoke alarm and position it nearest the home GenSet in the corridor, passage, balcony or wherever the place your Genset is. In Nigeria, Gensets are clear and present danger to house fire and carbon monoxide poisoning. Please folks get a genuine fire/smoke and carbon monoxide alarm and stick it in a position to monitor carbon monoxide breach from your generator into the living room or area. They are really cheap and will last for ten years before changing the battery. See pix below :

Well-said! God bless you for emphasising this issue

if we can spend millions to buy vehicles, build houses, do parties, fly around the world...... something as dangerous and yet very basic (to prevent) like fire and gas poisoning, should be on our top-three list!

The news you posted jolted me so much that l am thinking.......maybe buying a few of these stuffs and DONATING it to folks (who wont buy, who cant afford them or just dont know how to get them) might be an act of kindness?

Everyone, Buy one today and give it out (to Neighbours, strangers and family members).... you may have ended up saving a whole family!
Such acts to me, stand more "approved by the almighty"......... than spraying wads of Naira at parties!



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A friend posted this Omo-Onile "exercise" and l felt l should share it..... for those peeps who dont like omo-onile.







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Drabeey:
Yet the hotel workers couldn't call for help on her behalf. Was shr actually drugged into the hotel or she gently followed them?


Above all she is an old lady. Yet, she was raped.
Why do i find it difficult to believe this brohaha?
If you ask me for my opinion...... Something is fishing, that woman aint telling the truth.


Anyways

DrabeeyWasHere

You are intelligent!

“He raped me and warned me not to report him to anybody. He said he would kill me if I did. But I summoned courage and reported him to the police. I have two kids now and my husband has chased me out of the house because of the incident.”

The above quote is from the woman, Abosede.

My question is this: How many men will chase their wife, mother of their two children, out of the house if she was forcefully R@ped at knife point and she could do nothing else?

I for one wont, l would rather assist her to get treated and cleaned-out while l will make it my "humble duty" to castrate the man (or every one involved).... that made such a mistake.

According to the woman, "her husband drove her out of the house, SPECIFICALLY because of this incident"!

This tells me that the Husband as well, is not "buying this story".

Omo-Olomo the Thug said they were in a relationship and he always give her money after each sexual escapde!

If you put this statement side-by-side with the reaction of the husband, you will realise that they are in tandem!
The husband is aware of the relationship between his wife and the thug!

That is why he is not in sympathy of any sort with her because in his mind, "You got served, ...wetin pikin like to dey chop, nor dey run im belle"!

While l hate these Motor Park Touts and if l have my way and the law allows it, l will simply put all of them in a container and gas them.... l will hate that a woman who has been having a good time with him will suddenly start shouting R@pe, because they fell out.

Police needs to "shine their eye", Oga Commissioner, please use your brain and stop playing tot he gallery.

Case closed joor!



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pippimp:
Only a fool would risk a driverless car in Nigeria. A country that has to rules.

Even in America, it killed it's passenger, .....just this last week!

But if driverless car jam me, na who l go hold responsible? Passenger or Manufacturer?

U don hit my car... Oyinbo repete!




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