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abokibuhari:Back-to-Sender! with your own mouth, you have prophesied on your own life! Lastpage! |
Next time you get a car,nobody will teach you before you insure itTry and read before you comment! The car was snatched at HIS ENTRANCE GATE (as he was about entering his house). What kind of Van Damme driving would you have done at that point? Drive over your roof nii? I hope the car was insured, in which case he gets paid back about 70% of the current value (less depreciation for a 2011 car). But installing an IMMOBILZER plus a TRACKER would have solved his problem and he can just disable the vehicle after 3mins, while alerting the authorities. They will simply dump the car nearby..... after breaking the windscreen out of frustration! ![]() Hope lesson learned. ![]() Lastpage! |
batstan: Our problem as a nation, is that FRAUDULENT 1999 CONSTITUTION given to us by the "Military Criminals Gangs" of IBB, Abdusalami & Co. It was designed to fully protect Criminals like themselves. ![]() Unfortunately, successive Civilian Law Makers (NASS) have seen that they can also take advantage of it (after-all, a good number of them are ex-military men) and use it to continue to defraud the nation. Even more unfortunate are the "Yooths" of this Nation whose future has been condemned to servitude and living on "crumbs", who strangly and in a twist of fate, are the most ardent defenders of their Oppressors....... based on Party and/or Tribal affiliation. It is "finished"...... Jesus Wept! Lastpage! |
blueto:You dont even know when someone is trying to hoodwink you.....or maybe you know but you are just a pleb! ![]() You are here telling us that the clueless Kleptomaniac never knew he could fight corruption, with technology UNTIL 2015, when he has been President since 2009! Well, its not too late, "technology" has already caught his wife (Shepopotamus) and it has caught many of his co-thieves. He is next on the radar. When you hear "NEVER, AGAIN"........ I am sure you know it is that looting GEJ they are referring to. Lastpage! |
coonz:I respect your position on being a Wholesaler after-all, everyone can carve a niche for him/herself. But l am l think you will understand l am looking at the issue from more than one perspective vis-a-vis how it can benefit the end buyer/user. Looking at your suggestion, l am sure the Retailer would have to add his own profit margin to that price you quoted (#2,000). My drive was about how the end-buyer/User can still get the Cement at the quoted price of #2,000 (we all like to buy as low as possible ), direct from the Wholesaler while the Wholesaler still retains the advantage of Volume sales.All the same, I wish you bulk sales and success in your business pursuits. Lastpage! |
coonz:It might be difficult to get one person to order a TRAILER LOAD at a time unless they are Resellers or into a very big, building for hire (Building Contractor). I would encourage that you source for two or three people to share a Trailer-load, pull them together and work out the logistics of delivery. There are many micro-builder who need just 200 - 300 Bags at a time, so why not go to construction sites, ask for the owners and ask them for their "TIME FRAME/SCHEDULE" in buying Cement? If you know their Schedule and you have a "Pool" of about ten people, you can then workout (by discussion) when it will sooth you (and them) to deliver to say about three of them, at the same time. That way, its a win-win for everyone..... and you make more sales, instead of waiting for one person to order 1000 units. I think @Chekitaut and other bulk suppliers should also look into this as well Just my Buahri #5 change. Lastpage! |
3strikes:The real SHAME is on those who have been making spurious allegations in the last six months, without a single evidence to show that "Brabus or anyone for that matter, is @Lastpage or paid @Lastpage any money or has any connection (in real life) to @Lastpage. But l can understand that "shameless buffoons" just dont understand what "shame" really means Generally speaking, there are three kinds of people: 1) Those who feel bad about feeling good. They believe we’re not supposed to be happy, just ‘responsible’. 2) Those who rain on your parade because your joy bothers them. Often, these folks have been hurt by life and anger simmers just beneath the surface. 3) Those who lift your spirit and breathe life into you. It is obvious WHERE all you these "WOUNDED" LEPERS / EKPAS / SCALLYWAGS .........belong. Since none of you know me in person, it is reasonable to believe the "respect' you are talking about is as a result of what l write on Nairaland, with my user-handle (Lastpage!). That what "@Lastpage" writes online, garners respect online, is nothing knew and anyone will agree that we are what we write because only intelligent people can write intelligently and command "anonymous" respect! Its unfortunate that nitwits like you cant even get such "anonymous" respect! Not my fault, "You cant give what you dont have". Simple! But the more important thing is that l have chosen to remain anonymous because such "ONLINE Respect" is only limited to an "anonymous mention called @Lastpage" and does not matter to me or have any impact on me, in real life. I could be that Mai-Guard or Suya Seller on your street or that Truck Pusher or even your mechanic! ![]() I have more than enough "real and important people" respecting me ........in "Real Life". It is that one l cherish. I dont deserve any respect from LEPERS, SCALLYWAGS and NITWITS who "life have dealt a heavy blow"....... and anger/hatred is all they have left. ![]() Shove your "respect" up your stinking azz-hole. ![]() Lastpage! PS: feel free to vent your frustrations, ...... I can understand your situation in life ![]() |
Amitex:The above is the counsel of JEZEBEL! The same way Jezebel advised her husband to commit deceit against the Holy spirit and try to play smart with the Prophets. The same way Jezebel was feeling like "I am in charge here", which led to destruction of her husband (the innocent and unwilling wimp) and herself. Stop using children and probably s*ex as a bargaining chip, in a marriage where one of the parties is behaving unreasonably. Lastpage! |
Huston1:I really dont believe you because it APPEARS IMPOSSIBLE [/b]for a woman to spend the whole day at home (probably watching Nollywood! but l wont bet on it sha) and yet fail to do the single thing that could give her husband some respite, after a hard days work? [b]I believe in the theory of "CAUSE and EFFECT". That Woman appears TIRED! Nothing happens without a Reason ........ but we as it is said, we dont know how water get inside the Coconut! Okay, on a serious note, SECRETLY install 'mini-Cameras' in your Living Room and Bed Room. Trust me, within One Week, you will know (and see) who has been taking your wife's time,while you were busy labouring for her and the children all day. ![]() But be prepared for what you will see, l mean "be mentally prepared" to handle what your eyes would see! If not, just let it be ( What the eyes did not see, does not offend the heart ).Alternatively, on your way from work, visit Enobong (my favourite Nnwammi ), eat Eidikaekong to your heart's desire, arrive home by 7:20pm and if your wife's food comes by 7:31pm, tell her you are not hungry as it is past your dinner time.If she presses you too much, tell her you have eaten "A FASTER FOOD" on your way from work. If she is the stubborn type (assuming there is no 3rd party involved playing "Home Match" on your Home turf![/b] [b]Its time for you too to select a higher gear: Just "forget" to come home the next two days and when you arrive on the third day, let her know you have developed "memory loss" of recent due to not eating her Dinner.... you now forget to come home regularly! ![]() If she does not get the message on time, she will be invited to a 'naming ceremony' very soon .... then her eyes go clear like Northern Sky. Lastpage! PS: Nor be me suggest this to you o, do it at your own risk. I am happily married. ![]() Dont even attempt it if you are a "Wussy". ![]() |
nototribalist:These sort of "Yooths" have been hopeless since the day they dropped down from their mothers orifice! They will die hopeless no doubt while their age-mates are graduating with first class honors. "You cant give what you dont have" ................. Buhari or Jonathan, these ones are just "born-throways". ![]() Lastpage! |
VocalWalls:Would you stop contradicting yourself? Who was President in 2012/2013 and what is his wife's (or "mere bedroom appendage" name?What work was Patience doing to earn money in 2013? I just pity this generation of "Yooths" ........ very low in intellect. ![]() Lastpage! |
Funlordjnr:The #WAILERS dont care about the above.......... as long as they can do "Sai GEJ and Sai PEJ" to death, as hunger dey wire them this time around. ![]() Lastpage! |
diva90:Male of female, there is no tenable excuse for cheating on your spouse. If there are underlying issues, DISCUSS IT ONE ON ONE. If there are no solutions, consider DIVORCE. But until you are both divorced, you have No-Excuse to cheat on your spouse. But then, A Philanderer will always Cheat, irrespective of 'issues'. ![]() Lastpage! |
jonaifame22:Why even show the face of the guy and hide the face of the women? Why are you protecting her or did she not know she was married before committing adultery with another man? She is just as guilty as the guy and deserves what she is getting. Next time, let her remain faithful to her husband........All these useless women claiming "responsible" all over the place sef, Bloody Prostitute!! ![]() Lastpage! |
It still baffles how handsome young men all of a sudden, after the rise in atrocities of the Islamic State/DAESH/ISIS and Boko Haram, started promoting the "signature beard" of these criminals? Even if it were to be something desirable, the fact that it is so associated with these terrorist should make any sane man think twice before deciding that "He wants to resemble the terrorists"! Abeg, shave-off that Boko Haram looking face and let's see the real you. Lastpage! |
kingmekus:Silliness of people like you is that once your hear GEJ's name mentioned, your brains goes into OVERDRIVE! Even if someone told you that the Earth is bigger than the Sun, you will admit it as fact but if they just said GEJ did something, then you will start foaming in the mouth. And to think that those of you rabidly defending the clueless clown did not benefit from his looting and mismanagment? ![]() SMH Lastpage! |
idupaul:Since the Nigerian Govt have been selling its Assets, from NITEL, to Ajaokuta, to NEPA, e.t.c, What benefit has come to the "common citizens" in these fire-sales, apart from PAYING HIGHER PRICES FOR NON-EXISTING SERVICES while further enriching the same looters who loot our treasury to acquire these Assets at rock-bottom prices. I am sure all the looters are already lining up to acquire the LNG, so launder their stolen wealth while Dangotte sef wants to use the opportunity of his "Mallam" to acquire it. We have criminals ruling us since 1979, we know it and they know it. Lastpage! |
mykelmeezy:I wont insult you but l am sure even you know that you are MORALLY BANKCRUPT! If she can make #35Milliuon Dollars just for being the "domestic appendage" of that clueless, kleptomanic clown, then Michelle Obama should have become richer than Bill gates and Mike Zuckerberg combined. You know, people like you are suffering from the "cave-man syndrome". Google it, read it and apply it to your pitiful situation. As long as l dont hear you #Wailing about the exchange rate, l will tolerate your asinine comment. ![]() Iranu-pelebe Lastpage! |
MrTruth4real:She is trying to buy a NEW Brain! Between that woman and Jonathan, l dont know who needs the new brain more. ![]() But a better explanation is that she is buying COMPLETE SET OF NEW BODY PARTS AT OSHODI because she wants to reconstruct herself to compete in the coming Miss Universe pageant. And you know how she looks right now, that reconstruction go cost nor be small. ![]() Lastpage! |
dimieprincess:You could just be a CLERK or TYPIST in that office (if you work there at all)...... and this opinion is based on examing what you wrote in terms of its level of intelligence and substance. Lastpage! |
Kgdavid:Naaah! but old enough and wise enough to look after my own small income. ![]() Lastpage! |
lordthunderbolt:Just tell us the WORK that she did (or is doing) to have those EARNINGS.... apart from being a "mere appendage" of Jonathan. No long stories, then we take it from there. Lastpage! |
zikter:Let me help: You see, [b]this is a DEMOCRACY, good form of governance but a very flawed one, when you are dealing with "hard core" criminals. We also have a Judiciary that have been heavily compromised (Do you remember the story of that Electoral tribunal Judge negotiating how much he will collect and his phone records were retrieved?). In democracy, you have to follow certain guidelines, like "Rule of Law", which if not followed, will give your enemies the "ammunition" to file impeachment proceedings against you... and they will be successful (Remember, majority in a criminal enterprise, dont like a honest Govt). Left to Buhari alone, he will just throw this people in jail and throw-away the keys (Just revisit 1983 and see as some collect 300yrs imprisonment ).But he cant do that in a democracy. he has to charge them to court and then RELY ON THE JUDICIARY to do what is right. Separation of Powers means that the president (Executive) cant interfere in what the Courts (Judiciary) are doing, even as the National Assembly (Legislature) are making laws to weaken the Anti-Corruption agencies. To "protect the innocent", laws are made such that you need to prove GUILT "beyond reasonable doubt". These Criminals have looted enough money to hire Senior Lawyers (Some Judges are even students of some of these Lawyers!) who will keep taking advantage of the "loop-holes" in the law, to frustrate the case and prolong it endlessly (Why do you think Saraki hired over 90 different Senior Advocates ?). Dont also forget that the Nigerian constitution as presently constituted, was "designed and written by THIEVES". They put-in enough clauses to give themselves room to wriggle out of any corruption charge. This is the work of our military authorities, Babangida, Abdusallami and Co. so, EFCC and the President has all these problem to contend with and it has two choices: 1.) To fight the case in court, till its natural conclusion, knowing that people like Saraki will frustrate the case endlessly using their legal team (some may out-live his administration sef) . Just look at patience and her effrontery to even come out and sue EFCC! 2.) To cut its loses, do a plea-bargain so that it can collect "some" of the looted funds back and use it for governance. It will ask: Do we need the money more or the jailing of the criminal? This is the enormity of the problem, when you have to deal with 'advanced and very rich criminals". It is so difficult, in a Democracy, except the Legislature (of Saraki! In Europe and US, if yo cant explain the source of your Money/Wealth, you simply forfeit it to Govt (quietly) or go to jail if you make noise because, if they dont catch you anywhere, Revenue (Tax people) will surely jail you for not paying tax on it Lastpage! |
EgunMogaji:Apart from being Clairvoyant, he uses DRONES and Satellites to do his estimates! ![]() Some of these Nairaland Builders sef, SMH. ![]() Lastpage! |
Zceesneh:GEJ is a coward and a thief! He just does not have the liver! A "Commander-in-Chief" does the right things, not act based on what "people will think". Buhari is doing the right things, People (#Wailers) are abusing him but he continues to do the right thing. That is a real LEADER, not that drunken kleptomaniac called GEJ. Lastpage! |
Lucasbalo:You know, The President made 'small talk' about regretting becoming President at this very time, had he known the economy has been destroyed this much and the country rendered comatose.... amongst his inner circle. My pain for the man is that "Nigerians always resort to him, when the economy is already destroyed". In 1983, the ruling NPN destroyed Nigeria;s economy so much so that Buhari and some patriotic officers like Idiagbon, too over and decided to rescue the Nation from an impending doom. We did not invite him but l saw with my own eyes how Nigerians REJOICED at his coming to power. He set to put things aright and instil DISCIPLINE, MORAL VALUES AND PROBITY AMONG NIGERIANS. But Evil forces (just as we have now) fought back and over-threw his Govt. Ofcourse, Nigerians suffered for it for a very long time. Nigeria would have been a very great nation by now, if not for that "arrested development'. IBB will forever remain cursed, for that reason. Fast forward to 2015 again! History is repeating itself! Nigerians always "welcome" Buhari when the Nation is at the brink of collapse! The enemies of progress are at it again. This time around, there wont be any Coup d'tat (Buhari is wiser now and you can see how he "takes care" of the Military )The problem (enemies of Nigerians) are the group of people who support criminality, [size=14pt] all in the name of "Tribe and Party" affiliation. [/size] Even the poverty-stricken ones are supporting them, when they themselves are VICTIMS of the actions of the said criminals! Just like the likes of IBB, Umaru Dikko, Nzeribe, Ubah Ahmed, e.t.c did not care about Nigeria back then, these people want to destroy Nigeria again! Should we allow them to "arrest Nigeria's development",..... once again? ![]() NO, NEVER AGAIN. Things are not rosy, just as it was not rosy back then when Buhari was trying to put things right (remember the "discipline" at the Bus queue, not pooing and weeing all over public spaces, e.t.c) but we will support this President, to put things right once again. Lastpage! |
nototribalist:Sharrap dia joor! Only criminals like you are going down, in the new Nigeria we are looking forward to. Just look up and down your streets and see how many new houses are springing up. ![]() No more Dollars to import fake products and all of you are crying. Those doing legitimate business are making legitimate money right now.... and people like you are #Wailing and going down. Sorry, its no longer business as usual. Go Down, Nigeria nor send you. ![]() Lastpage! |
dimieprincess:You be real dunce! Maybe a "#Wailing-dunce"! ![]() Honestly, you are too naive to know how intelligence/interrogation works. Let me just remind you that the US Dept of Justice just convicted and fined Dutsche Bank the sum of $17 Billion for offences committed mostly leading to the collapse of 2007/2008. That is how long it takes at times, to "charge and convict" in Financial crimes where crooks are adept at hiding the evidence (I know they set fire to it in Nigeria.... l just hope Skye Bank HQ does not catch fire very soon ).The EFCC would never rush to arrange Shepopotamus in court without[b] first ensuring the case is water-tight.[/b] To do that, they need to FIRST "pluck" what is called the "low-hanging fruits" - The easier to convict accomplices! EFCC also needs to "preserve evidence of crime" by freezing the bank Accounts. When she wins the case, she would have access to "her money". Its not going to run away ![]() The summary of it is that all those with whom she committed the financial crimes will be FIRST "SOFTENED", (convicted but with sentences "suspended" ... and then used as state witness against her.The daft thief has forgotten that there are Paper-trails of spending from the account, CCTV captures of payments/withdrawals abroad using the 4-Platinum cards, CAC Company registration certs, Bank staffs (in serious gbegen!) - all waiting to speak/witness against her! She cant rail-road the Agency into charging her to court when the case is not tight enough - Judge will simply throw it out for lack of "tight, incontrovertible evidence". If she is in a hurry, she can '"deliver" her PROOF of LEGITIMATE OWNERSHIP of the funds (showing what work she did and how she earned over $20 Million Dollars, how much she has in her account before her husband became President, whether the money was declared, whether tax was paid on it, e.t.c) ![]() The Greed and foolishness of this Patience is legendary and l have a feeling she would be the first "wife of an Ex-President" that goes to jail for this sort of criminality. To be rich is not to loot the Nations treasury, that is criminality! Or is she richer than Aliko Dangotte?, who we can all see what he manufactures, produce and sell, to earn his Billions. Lastpage! |
This, they attributed to the surge in demand for dollars for importation, as it outstripped the available liquidity in the market.The current Govt is moving the country in the RIGHT DIRECTION, by diversifying our sources of Forex while at the same time TRYING TO reduce our penchant for dependence on anything foreign, which needs "Dollars" to IMPORT. The Govt of President Buhari has intensified efforts in Agriculture and we can all see as even Youths are embracing farming while Govt is investing in large scale Agriculture such that in a few Months time, we will begin to see a drastic fall in the Price of Rice (Until then, l nor dey chop Rice again ). It has intensified efforts in Minerals like Nickel, as an alternative "EXPORT PRODUCT" (aside the ubiquitous Crude Oil whose value is falling faster than the Naira itself). The Govt is working resuscitating dead cottage industries like Tanning, Cloth Manufacturing, e.t.c. The Govt is FORCED to take "hard Decisions" to save the country from total collapse from the PILFERAGE of the Jonathan administration which if he had any Balls under his legs, he should have taken those "hard decisions". Our over-reliance on IMPORTED foreign goods means that we, by our own actions, KILLED OUR OWN INDUSTRIES. Some of our Brothers have become multi-millionaires not because they could produced tooth brush or a plastic plate but by killing our own industries while running to China to "assist" Chinese industries to survive. How does one explain tha a few years back, we have Battery Manufacturing Industry like "BEREC" in Nigeria while none exists in the country as of today......... while our consumption of the same BATTERY has more than doubled? They put Pressure on the Naira by "desperately changing it to Dollars" at ANY COST. They then go to China and ask some "Crooked Chinese Manufacturer" to reduce the quality of batteries (for example, reducing the number of standard plates the battery is supposed to carry, thus its "power-storage capacity"!) to be manufactured SPECIFICALLY for the Nigerian market. This is the rubbish they will import into Nigeria and sell as "standard batteries", at exorbitant prices....... while shouting "Naira is falling"! These are some of the issues this Govt must address. If you must source Dollar and must IMPORT anything, then it MUST meet "International standards", as would be imported into the Americas or Europe. The little Dollars the country is able to muster is being wasted by ECONOMIC SABOTEURS who are also the first to criticise the Govt of President Buhari. *Nigerians MUST STOP importing anything and everything, even things they can do without or find a local alternative for. That is one way to firm-up the value of the Niara (Not by making silly comments on the internet just because you have free megabyte!) *Nigerians must invest and produce "exportable products" so we can also earn Dollars (Not just desperately looking for Dollars to spend). *Nigerians must shun wasteful life-style, even if you can afford it (There are many who that money can benefit and still give you returns! Its time Govt place a ban on spraying Money at party's. It is immoral, in an economy where some people have not have Lunch. *CBN must stop all these "trial & error", policy somersaults of the last one year. The Governor should resign if he has no new & effective solutions *President Buhari must resist by all means necessary, any further attempt to increase the pump price of Petrol. It has never solved the problem envisaged (since Obasanjo started increasing it seven times in his eight years of Presidency! The "Cabals" who benefit will blackmail him by creating shortages but he must not fall for their blackmail because it wont be the first nor be the last time.) *President Buhari should rather double-efforts to ensure that our own refineries work and he should build new ones while encouraging (if they want to) those private investors who want to build new ones (at the current selling price of fuel.... or they should just phuck-off!) *Govt should be open about how much and where they invested any recovered "looted" funds... Looters MUST be jailed to serve as a deterrence, irrespective of their "calibre" in society. No one should be a sacred cow, not even Buhari's cows in Daura. ![]() Finally, enough of all these complaints and gnashing of Teeth by Nigerians, over the Dollar, which is not even our currency! ![]() Let us be more patient, things are hard but only hard people survive harsh times. After the heavy rain, comes sunshine. Nigeria go better. Lastpage! |
emmykk:You are also a tribalist.... and you cant even bear an "Ojukwu joke"! ![]() What is good for the Geese , is also good for the Gander. Lastpage! |
WestAfricanGoon:The President is a "symbolic" representation of a country. When you insult and disrespect in this manner (unjustifiably so) , you are disrespecting the whole country. I am not surprised this is coming from that part of the country where they wake their father with a "Kung-fu Kick" to the ribs. "Disrespect" is in their genes. Just watch them come back the "Jonathan angle" and call this a revenge! Lastpage! |
nwasinachi:She can as well name her INFLATED BOOBS Patience! ![]() Wetin concern President Buhari with that? If she really wants to dare President Buhari, let her, like that stewpid Okoro man in Abeokuta, write the name "Buhari" on the Body of the Cat & Dog then go and parade it in Daura, she would learn the lesson of her life. ![]() One wonders why this sort of silliness is ALWAYS coming from only that side of Nigeria? ![]() Like said, "Haterz gon'Hate" anyway. ![]() Yeye dey smell. Lastpage! |
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