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Ohammadike:Why is the number of Senators reducing every time? from 70 something, to 58, then 52...now just 30 Senators? I predict it will be 18 Senators, on March 18. You wanna bet? Lastpage! |
Afroconnect:Exactly! But wait o, which kind of Male driver is that wey just four young girls raid like that? he should have ordered them to lie down and treat them to some nice phuck.......and ask them to go and relax. yeye man, l am sure his wife beats him at home as well! ![]() Lastpage! |
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Pennsylvania:Not just Youths of these days,..... even me sef hate am till this day! ![]() The difference is that we dont just "shag around" anyhow, back then. You pick your Babe, both of you stick to each other....... Sombori played "Away" ..........and brought the "bad result" to "Home" turf! Killing her is senseless though. He needs to be locked up for ever. He should just have dumped her publicly and get himself treated. ![]() Lastpage! |
halima83:Rule #1: If you see any vehicle being USED WIDELY as a Taxi, take it from me, it is a very durable vehicle. Rule#2: If it is a Nissan Almeira, BUY IT! I bought one for my wife almost eight years counting now (though its the Saloon type) but the vehicle refuse to die! I honestly want it to die! Eventually l have to give it to our "very decent" driver, to go start his own Taxi work with it! The guy is always praying for us! We even gave the vehicle a nick-name: Ta'labake! (who would we have pampered?)As in "I am taking Ta'labake for servicing.. (to mean l am taking the Nissan Almeira for servicing... If after all l have said you are still wondering whether to buy it, then you dont deserve it, let someone else buy it. As a Hatchback, its not that big but the Sedan looks more beautiful and not usually used as a Taxi Please dont buy a Nigerian used o, buy the Tokunboh of it. Nigerian Roads have a way of jinxing a vehicle ![]() If it looks very "clean", with A.C and sharp color, l am sure anyone will think twice before raising their hands for a Taxi, when you are passing. Lastpage! |
Modsenemy: Dont tell me "Mynd22" is at it again! ![]() Anyway, its a futile effort...na im go tire, as we say. ![]() Lastpage! |
Ohammadike:IPAD #Wailer! I am sure dolts like you dont knwo the role of "Civil Servants" in a democracy, you think it is the President that must attend to all issues. Keep Crying... Thats your lot in life! ![]() When the President was asked about "IPADS and how they are #Wailing about not having enough Money/Resources from the Federal level PMB answered: "How can some people who were anot even around when Nigeria fought the civil war and Biafra lost over two million souls, come up today and say they want the same Biafra? Are they the only one having reduced income or are we not all sharing from the same proceeds of oil which has dwindled drastically? ![]() This PMB dey vex no be small! ![]() The interviewer just ended it "open mouthed"! ![]() BTW: PMB needs to be asked about his Fulani/Hausa Herdsmen killing and maiming other Nigerias (Agatu, benue, Mile 12, Umueleri, e.t.c ) while carrying assault Rifles all over the place[b] IN PUBLIC.[/b] He cant just pretend he is not aware of the effrontery of these terrorists, since he came to power! Lastpage! |
atarapa: All of them are Special, including the Minister his son and wifey. Why are you beefing a dead person...abi you get problem nii? ![]() Lastpage! |
mentorandfriend:This is horrendous! I am also very worried, even as someone who supports Buhari and his Government, that President Buahri has NEVER for ONCE addressed this issue of Fulani herdsmen sacking a whole village......PERSONALLY in any of his Speeches? *Is it because they are Fulani like him? *Is it because those being killed are Southerners? *why would he not chip-in a "strong word" so that the perpetrators would stop feeling they have "Federal Support"? ..And it appears these terrorists are getting bolder and bolder by the day, by the obvious nonchalant attitude of Mr. President, which they interpret as "tacit support" for their activities! Such "blood thirsty" boldness is what was recently displayed last week in Mile 12 area of Lagos state where these Hausas went on rampage, snatching babies form the back of their parents and slaughtering them like chicken! It was reported that even the Police just looked on initially (waited till the damage was done, which seems to indicate that there is a "body language" of do nothing to the Hausa/Fulani killers?) I generally like to give Leaders, the benefit of doubt as l know their job is difficult, in a multi-ethnic nation like Nigeria but Buhari has no excuse anymore! Nigerians (at least we Southerners) cannot tolerate a situation where the Northern Herdsmen (kins of Buhari) openly carry weapons (and use them on unarmed Nigerians) and not get arrested but if a Southerner as much as carry a cutlass, he is arrested promptly, for carrying dangerous weapon in public! Is Buhari telling us that his kins (Hausa and Fulani Herdsmen) are above the law of the land and can go scot free? My wish is that Biuhari will learn form history and not spurn the "Good will of the people" he enjoyed in coming to power, 3years will pass like 3days and we will vote him out like we did the previous Govt. BTW: I am sure some "Igbo person" will be rejoicing and saying "God don catch them", no be them vote for Buhari"? For such people, l want you to know that those killed by these Herdsmen and Hausa criminals, are not limited to only Yorubas or those that voted for Buhari, it cuts across! So, let us stop "cutting off our Noses, just to spite our faces". If we cannot speak with one voice on critical issues like this, then we stand to be dominated even more. ![]() Lastpage! |
NgwaManNaija4LF:To be honest, those girls are GONE FOR GOOD, .......no matter the good intentions of anyone! That is the sad reality Dont forget, this happened almost three years now! Some of those girls are dead (killed, used as suicide bombers by Boko haram, others due to illness, died during child birth, et.c.) Some have been dispersed to neighbouring countries and therefore not traceable Others have been "hypnotized" such that they will even deny themselves but would rather act as suicide bombers for Shekau! So, painfully as it is, WE MUST MOVE ON (while retaining a "miraculous hope" that God can do anything) and even more importantly, learn the lessons and ensure such thing NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN! NEVER!! For those who want to use the event to harass the current Govt, it is meaningless and senseless. Every Nigerian owes it a duty to make "meaningful suggestions" to this Govt, so we can all have a better country in the future. Lastpage! |
HungerBAD:Please Add the following to it: *Biometric registration of every functional bank Account (BVN) *Biometric registration of every SIM Card *Tagging of vehicles with Tint Windows, to their owners Finger Print and pictures (still ongoing till March 18) *Implementation of the National Identity card scheme using Biometrics *Building of a national Forensic Laboratory *Reform of the Judiciary, to weed out criminals from the bench..... (still ongoing but needs to be vigorously oursued) Like you said, TSA will also ensure that everyone that handles "Govt Money" (income and expenditure) WILL ACCOUNT FOR IT. No wonder Criminals/Looting Governors like Fayose and the National Assembly Members, especially Bukola Saraki, are vehemently against it, citing "financial autonomy" as if TSA stops them from spending their allocation? What it does is ensure TRACEABILITY, which leads to ACCOUNTABILITY. Even Civil Servants now know that it is no longer "Business as Usual" otherwise GOATS will start vomiting our YAMS! ![]() But we still need to reform the Police...... if we cannot do away with nothing less than 95% of the current members who are WORSE THAN CRIMINALS! These 'small time' illiterate criminals have forgotten we are in 2016? They think it is business as usual, as it was in 2015! ![]() Lastpage! |
chocolateme:People like you should get over your hate for Buhari and his Govt If tackling endemic corruption (which nitwits like you can see and hear all over), charging looters to court, hopefully getting then convicted, managing a comatose economy whose main source of income (oil) has just crashed, trying to diversify the economy while "Millions of hateful #Wailers" like you are planning the fall of his Govt at every and any opportunity, is what yoy call REVENGE MISSION, then so be it. Its not a crime to fail ....and keep trying. May God in heaven punish all the generations of those who dont wish this country and this Govt well. Lastpage! |
truthhonest100:Even 'low-gravity' Sedans would summersault at a certain speed, especially in Nigeria where speed limits are not monitored and enforced on our Motor Way........... not to talk of "high-gravity" SUV's! I saw one SUV forming "James Bond" while climbing a bridge with Circular shape..... and l just told my wife: See this one is courting death while he thinks he is showing-off! Lessons: *Know your car *Know 'the Road', ....if you dont, exercise greater caution *Know that "the more the Speed, the greater the Mess"! "Slow down", so you can "get down" safely. *If you think the person driving you has a 'death wish' ask them to slow down, bite them from behind if they dont listen! Its your life! *Finally, know that SUV's are most unstable, even at the slightest Speed. RIP to Barr. Ocholi. May we live out our days (Amen) Lastpage! |
Mr3loader:Yea, talk is cheap! Please, "Teach them lessons" as you did in 1967... and your so-called General had to scamper-away like a rabbit, to Abidjan, only to come back decades later, begging to be allowed into Nigeria, after sending over 3Million of your people to a starved death? ![]() Well, go ahead and take up arms, those well-oiled Soldiers who just finished-off Boko Haram need some more "target practice" to keep them busy...... now that we even have Drones! ![]() Just remember there will be no Mercy or Ten Pounds, this time around. IPAD, You have been warned. ![]() Lastpage! |
chido20:I thought this case has gone to the ICC and E.U Courts and United Nations......... which kind of "Down-Grade" is this, coming to Ecowas Court? Abi 'Dilector" don dey loose im Brain? ![]() Anyway, Nigeria will meet you in court in 2023 but right now, we have more interesting challenges to deal with. The IPAD "Dilector" is currently in Nigeria's "Guantanamo Bay" Prison, on Treason & Terrorism charges......... NOT BAILABLE. Death if convicted on all counts, Life imprisonment if Nigeria is feeling "generous"... Next item joor Lastpage! |
My Verdict: *She's an intelligent Lady. To figure out a way to get what you want, no matter how 'wacky' it is, you have to have guts and intelligence! *Her Lyrics are cool (from a Rap point of view), though conservative people like my Church pastor my not agree... except they are cool themselves *She's got that LL Cool J style of "slow-Rhythm-Rap" thats a fusion of Rap and R&B. Thats so shexy. *She needs to learn how to "move faster" so her movements can rhyme with the beats of the music *She got good voice *She is very self conscious! I see her constantly trying to use her Top to cover her "bweast" and body.... abeg free the body joor! I am yet to see the Kitty-katty video, my opinion is based on the "Co-Co video". For those asking what is kitty-Katty, its an 'auto-correct' word for 'Punnany'! ![]() I think she would go places, if she can keep it up and unique. ....End-time Music ofcourse! ![]() More grease to your elbow girl, go for it, l got ya back Lastpage! |
preselect: Until anyone in your lineage can achieve what these TWO TIME PRESIDENTS have achieved, you are nothing but an imbec!le. Buhari is 73, OBJ is 79 and still counting......How old was ur own father before he got run-over Keke Napep? ![]() Omo'ale olori'pelebe Happy Birthday to "Skippoo" ........keep scoring! Lastpage!
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Chekitaut:I am not one of those "men that like to put down men"........... or put them under a different/higher standard of judgement because l support "Gender Equality" while recognizing the "uniqueness and complementarity" of both Gender! *Did you not see the "MAN" in that same picture, holding a Shovel? Why then did you not use that Man in your example, instead of impugning the "picture" of an irresponsible man in your comparison above? *Have you not seen or heard of men who do two or three jobs everyday, just to put food on the table and ensure their wife and kids enjoy he good things of life? *Have you not heard the fable about "Where are the Baba Landlord" (When a prospective tenant in Edo wants to rent a house and all he sees on the streets are "Mama landlady" so much so he was forced to ask that question! The reality being that the "MEN" who laboured so hard to acquire these properties have all long died of "over-work"! ![]() *Are you not aware that statistically, despite not carrying pregnancy nor doing monthly periods, MEN DIE EARLIER THAN WOMEN.... all oveer the world? Have you sat down and pondered over what is responsible for these perenial "shorter-life span" in men ..... if not Over work and the stress/worry of how their family will not only survive but also live above 'basic means'? *Have you even wondered why "Chekitaut" (the poster) himself, runs around at the back of 30Ton trucks in the middle of the night, trying to deliver to customers, growing "grey hairs" when he is yet to reach 45yrs of age? Does that portray a picture of "lazy and irresponsible men" that most people try to paint, while "comparatively" eulogizing a women? I have seen and heard of many men who put their life on the line (for example when Arm Robbers come knocking on the door!) ...just to protect their women! Many actualy died in t he process. God forbid, if thieves force their way into your house at night, would you lock your wife and children up in the safest room in the house while you "involuntarily appear" (who wants to die? ) before them....... or would you lock yourself and your children up in that same safest room while you ask your wife to go and appear before them, on your behalf? Yea, think about that for a moment. Now, dont get me wrong, there are very hard-working women out there, women who are even the envy of men (like gabby-tabby), women who deserve a standing ovation. ..... what l am saying is there are also men, like most men, who daily sacrifice and reduce their life span, just for the sake of their wife and children. We should always recognize their efforts and not take it for granted. At the end of the day, l believe in the "complementarity and use of camparative advantage" of Husband and wife, in a family: You do what a woman can do best (than her husband) while the husband does what a man can do best (than his wife), for the benefit of both spouse and children of the family. That way, "Efforts and Resources" are not duplicated, mis-directed and wasted My ten cents. Lastpage! |
3strike:Hahhahahaha! ![]() Na to take style beg am make she "temper justice with mercy"! Funny thing though, is that she might not even be "a quarter of current size", when he married her ![]() That "husband" do enter "One-Chance" with this his wife! Lastpage! |
Onuokwu:Who reports "spousal violence" more, between a Husband or a Wife" When "data" is complied, a lot of Nigerians would be surprised to realize that Nigerian men are victims of even more domestic violence, than their women counterpart! The bad thing is that it is considered "heresy", for a man to be found crying or utter it with his mouth, "My wife beat me"! So, most Men just soak it up.... or he speaks out "in front of a Judge" when he cant take it no more and wants "out" in a divorce. I do attend divorce proceedings a lot when l was younger (my school was close to a customary court) and what l hear some men say, l just feel sorry for men in general. If Man slaps his wife, she will shout, cry and roll on the floor, ...and then attract attention.sympathisers If a wife slaps her husband......he will look around ot make sure no one saw it happen.....rub his face with his palm and then console himself "Such is life"! ![]() Agreed their are a few "crazed Men" (even me, consider then crazed men!) who would retaliate at the slightest provocation, from their wife. Lastpage! |
Dollyak:I agree with you ...then l disagree! Agree: It is a misplaced PRIORITY Disagree: A governor has better things to do with his time and brain, than passing traffic. He should "train and pay" traffic warders to do such job, repair the road to prevent hold-ups and "line-it" properly so every driver knows to drive on their own lane! If Nigerians want to elect a Traffic Warden, they know where to find them. We did not elect (and pay commensurate amount of money) A governor, to be doing traffic warden's job! *As to the Northerner's misbehaviour in the South-West of recent, l think President Buhari, as the C-in-C, needs to speak up and act firmly. *I saw Gov. Ambode speaking rubbish on TV, like someone who is "out of touch with reality".... and l shake my head in disgust! *The Police DPO for Mile 12 Area was even worse, that one LIED that NOBODY was KILLED! Imagine? Why do "Police Hierarchy" ALWAYS LIE, when such calamity happens in broad day light? Is it out of deceit, ignorance, mischief or just crass incompetence? I think its time we have laws that dismiss these Police officers, if "statements they make" about an event is found to be "patently false", when they should have known its false. Their negligence and dereliction of duty led to the escalation of the fracas and death of innocent people DISGRACEFUL LOT Lastpage! |
naijadeyhia: I posted my kids pics here and then realised wtf did I just do? Considering the rate of bad news and ritualistic news and jazz tendencies in Naija and the manner of characters on NL. Atheists, Sango worshippers, Buddhists, Ogboni and all.....na im I jejely remove the pics again before I begin tell people stories that touch.Honestly, just my thoughts! In this day and age when old men are even kidnapped at will, why would l expose my kids online here, on this anonymous website? "One minute of Thrill..... a life time of Danger"! I have a duty to do everything, to protect children entrusted to my care, by the almighty.... My own children. I will pass on ......this temptation! \BTW: Nice Kids everywhere, Children are the best thing that can happen to any humanbeing (one reason l will never support Homosexuality) Lastpage!
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STAINlESSobule: sexaddict08: S.ex-starved Eediots like you needs to be castrated with a crude instrument ..... so you can bleed wella and suffer the pain. ![]() This post is about a human being's suffering ....and the only thing you can think-of, is HOW YO CAN ALSO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF SOMEONE IN NEED OF HELP? ![]() Very Typical.... ![]() Lastpage! |
edpunter:Hahhahaha! ![]() You must think "self-induced poverty" runs in my family line, .......like it does in yours! Abeg, use your time & resources productively (so you can prosper generously), instead of #WAILING all Day and Nightly. "In the midst of PLENTY..... the FO.OLS still SUFFER". ![]() Kontinue to #WAIL, you hear Lastpage! |
edpunter:#WAILER ALERT! ![]() Educate yourself below. Lastpage!
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linearity:Even the "Almighty" American military have pulled back from battles, times without number! Does that make them Cowards? Hell No! Most of the weapons used by some of these terrorists are "captured" when a Base is over-ran...and American + Nato Bases have been over-ran, a number of times. They just regroup, take back their Bases, learn the lessons and kick the terrorists better, next time. And that is an American military were the Commanders in Washington cannot be accused of looting Defence Budget. If any General does that, he will be Shot, no questions asked. But in Nigeria, those who loot the Weapons Money are the same people court-marshalling their junior officers! Very ironic. Nigeria is also not very experienced in "Guerilla warfare" (until now that we are learning very fast) so we should not be surprised if we get a few "shocks" like this. Boko Haram is a not a standing Army but a bunch of "hi-and-run" cowards who hypnotize under-age girls to carry out suicide bombings, while hiding their bombs inside a Muslim Burkah! I think "common sense" position is to "retire" Brig Kuti with full honors and while dealing severely with the real saboteurs who looted the #Armsgate money, bearing in mind that the military "must never be seen as condoning the abandonment of duty" .......for any reason Lastpage |
Love Machine:He was a General who knew the difference between outright SUICIDE...... and GALLANTRY! If not for him, many of you will be mourning the loss of your bread-winners who were soldiers but led to their deaths, for no good reason. He led his troops in battle to engage Terrorists who were BETTER ARMED, not because Nigerian Army cannot equip its troops but because the likes of Col Dasuki, as NSA, under a Jonathan presidency, General Amosu, Mr. Bafarawa, Olisah Metuh, Olu Falaye, e.t.c looted money that were earmarked to be used to buy them MODERN WEAPONS for his Troops so they can "effectively engage" the terrorist. He can as well allow those Soldiers to be slaughtered after-all, there will always be more soldiers but as "a General with a conscience", he knew it was pointless to be fighting well-armed terrorists when you had inferior weapons, fake weapons due to the sabotage by your Superior officer and Politicians. He ordered a "Tactical Retreat" ......TO SAVE THE LIFE OF HIS TROOPS! I am sure everyone of their family members (Aged Parents, Wives, Children) will forever remain grateful to him, for that reason. *Will General Kuti have been considered a better, brave and gallant Soldier, if he had allowed them to be slaughtered with their inferior weapons? *Does America not do everything within its own Power, to ensure that its soldiers have the best advantage in any battle they engage with? *Would an American general lead his troops to a certain, glaringly obvious, unnecessary but avoidable death? *Is this how much we value the life of our Soldiers or are we just beclouded by tribal sentiments? This story reminds me of a certain Commissioner of Police, now retired, (He is from Ondo State and knows himself) who led his "troops" on a suicide mission against the the Ombatse "Cult" Group and hundreds of the policemen met their death in a most embarrassing manner, juts because of his own personal and selfish gains. Is that gallantry or bravery? I dont think so. So, the Nigerian Army should stop being a d*ck-head! You cannot punish a General who made a wise decision, under the prevailing circumstance...... just to prove a silly point of bravery. That is not Gallantry, it is foolishness and demoralizes the "rank and file". Will any of these Generals demoting Kuti face Boko Haram, if their own weapons were sabotaged by their own superiors? I am calling on President Buhari to look into this matter because l know he is a man of wisdom.[b][/b] Lastpage! |
pasol4real:At least he did not run away, only to come back crawling on the floor, begging to be pardoned.... and then abandon the same folks whose life he placed on the line, to take up positions with "the enemy",.... just because of his selfish interest. ![]() Only the very Brave can commit suicide, to protect their own integrity, when all other options fail. Awolowo though not a miliatry man, was very brave, no doubt That is what that "Army General" Ojukwu who eloped to Abidjan should have done....... instead of ridiculing a whole race who are still paying the price for his "exemplary cowardice", till today. Lastpage! |
ideatoprince18: Be careful when pointing fingers.... If you say all the ones above are COWARDS, what will you then call that bearded one, who launched a war by himself, on his own people and in the heat of it, stole all the "aid Money" his people were given to survive, ran away with the money, dressed like a woman, to Ivory Coast , leaving almost Three Million of his Zombie followers to be butchered like Christmas Chicken? To make may matters worse, he came back a few years latter, crawling all over the place asking the same Huasa/Fulani masters of theirs who he was trying to fight, to pardon him! To convince them that he is now "reformed" and hate his own people. he made the "Nigerian National Anthem" his Ring Tone and even contested under the same Nigerian Flag the same Flag he wanted to change, over which three million of his kins men were butchered like fowl! I hate cowardice too but some Cowardice like that of Odimegwu Ojukwu, nor get Part 2! Its enough to run away, but to now come back and disgrace the same people who sacrificed their life in the millions, for your selfish ambition to be President, is unpardonable. The same people are still suffering the consequence up till today, for the actions of this "Mother of all Cowards" who ran away when it mattered most But you know what, Nigeria pardoned him. God bless Nigeria ![]() As for Brig. Gen Kuti, he was sabotaged by his superiors (from Dasuki, to Bafarawa, to General Amosu, to PDP-Olisah Metuh ,e t.c.) who equipped his unit with fake and outdated and sometimes, non-working weapons....... while asking him to face imminent death in the hands of very brutal and well-armed Boko haram terrorists. Even Pilots who were given unserviceable Helicopter to do battle, crashed and died even before engaging the enemy! ![]() Brig Kuti only did what is called "Tactical Retreat" in military parlance, to regroup so that he can better face the enemy. A General who "retreats tactically", lives to come back and fight another day. Even over 100 Soldiers who were initially sentenced to death for the same offence, later commuted to dismissal, are still protesting their dismissal at the National Assembly. So, its not just about general Kuti alone. The Blame lies squarely on the doorstep of those who looted money meant to buy arms and equip general Kuti's troops. Those ones should be hanged, from the top-most, to the least of them Lastpage! |
Sanchase: Women are not supposed to be "trying to keep a man" .........when they are "aged"! When they were younger and beautiful/desirable, they misuse the opportunity of good guys that come there way. Most Ladies throw-away their real husband (on the flimsiest excuse) during that age-range when a lot of men are still looking and trying to get their attention. After some years, those guys running after them begin to scamper-off (to look for younger and more beautiful blood! My Advice to ladies: keep the man of your Youth properly (its your treasure) so that when you start getting old, he will remember (at least the reasonable majority of them will) your sacrifice of old and pay you back for it You cant eat your Cake... and still want to have it. Life is not always like that. ![]() Lastpage! |
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