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RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Buys A Benz For His Ex-girlfriend, Explains Why (photos) by LaudableXX: 11:56pm On Jul 09, 2018
IsaacBuchi:
Yeah, I have been there before...


...there are some EX that we can't stop loving them, that we could even die for but we just can't marry
.
You just can't marry her because..... of what? shocked She is a witch, or she is an ogbanje? Which one? huh
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Buys A Benz For His Ex-girlfriend, Explains Why (photos) by LaudableXX: 11:48pm On Jul 09, 2018
Toks2008:
I have told ladies time and time again...

No sane man ever forgets a lady who was there for him even if he leaves her to marry another lady...he can still give her the world if he could...
Oga, speak for yourself and only yourself! cheesy Many men forget the ladies who were there for them, when they had nothing. undecided Others even exchange such girls for newer improved models, because they feel they have arrived & need to upgrade their status. So they feel the old girl who was there when they were penniless, no longer fits their new status. A man who truly values a girl who was there for him, when he had nothing - will leave no stone unturned, in order to marry her! wink
PoliticsRe: BUSTED: Hatchet Job On Kemi Adeosun By Premium Times And Sahara Reporters by LaudableXX: 11:42pm On Jul 09, 2018
You people should stop this nansense. angry The question is simple: "Did she serve the mandatory one year period under the NYSC scheme? Yes or No?" huh If she did, let her supply proof by publishing her certificate so everyone can see.

If she did not, then let her provide her exemption letter. End of story. sad She is the one who gave both media houses, the ammunition to use against her....
BusinessRe: How To Get N5000 Everytime You Refer A Friend To United Bank For Africa (UBA) by LaudableXX: 11:38pm On Jul 09, 2018
InspireWealthB:
The form is available online on UBA's website. You can also invite them directly by entering the name and email along with your own information here http://ubadiasporaaccount.com/

The Image below is a screenshot of what the signup form looks like. You can even see in the form where your "friend" will put your account details so UBA can pay for referring him.
UBA is a rubbish bank. sad I cannot even refer my enemy to them. From extra long queues, to malfunctioning ATMs, to illegal deductions on your account, to stuvpid text messages, they are one of the most annoying banks I have ever dealt with undecided.

I just got one irritating text message from them yesterday, that there were 2 debit cards linked to my UBA account. So they would charge me maintenance fees for both cards. sad

Meanwhile, the same stuvpid bank had deactivated one of the cards over 18 months ago, claiming that I could not have 2 cards linked to the same account (i.e. Visa & Verve). Okay, no problem. So I stopped using the Visa one, (which never worked from day 1 anyway), and continued with the Verve card. Only for the nitwits to wake up now, to say they would charge me card maintenance fees for both cards. Dem don swear for di bank, honestly! angry They want to charge card maintenance fees on a card that has never worked? shocked The thunder that will fire dem is still doing press up, at the lagoon.
PoliticsRe: Madam Kemi Really Did Her Nysc, See Prove (photos) by LaudableXX: 11:23pm On Jul 09, 2018
Nackzy:
Photoshopped
She should show us her name in that NYSC Area Book
Tell us which platoon was hers
Tell us the name of their RSM
Tell us the year she served
Tell us the state
Tell us the school she went to
Tell us the year she graduated
Tell us her NYSC batch
Tell us who was the president of Nigeria
Then from dh Nigerian will carry out their forensic investigation
Which one is RSM? I did NYSC o, and I never heard of RSM..... undecided
PoliticsRe: N4bn Port Facilities Decay In Onitsha 5 Years After by LaudableXX: 11:07pm On Jul 09, 2018
PrecisionFx:
As if Amechi will just use atm n withdraw money from the single treasury account n build the river port. Mr LaudableXX stop being stupid unnecessary.

*u really sound stupid n not smart as u intended*.

PoliticsRe: DSS Said I’m Backing Biafra, IPOB – Abaribe Narrates Ordeal To Senate by LaudableXX: 11:06pm On Jul 09, 2018
PrecisionFx:
Oga laudable stop making it seem as if ur confused.

PoliticsRe: BEDC Disconnects Delta University Over N35,000 Debt by LaudableXX: 7:07pm On Jul 09, 2018
These DISCOs are hopeless! angry It reminds me of how Eko Disco disconnected the whole of Mayfair Estate along Lekki-Epe expressway in Lagos, over some spurious estimated bills, running into millions. The entire residents chose to ignore them, and power their petrol generators for over 3 weeks. They also warned EKEDC officials not to come near their estate to share any stuvpid bill. After the 3rd week, when EKEDC discovered they could not inflict another estimated bill on the residents, since they had cut off power supply, they went back to beg the estate association to come for negotiations. Yeye people! sad
PoliticsRe: Benin Electricity Distribution Company (BEDC) Buys Giant Generator (video) by LaudableXX: 6:59pm On Jul 09, 2018
AZeD1:
Not the same bro.

They are a distribution company not a generating one.
That is not a valid excuse. They are still part of the value chain that provides electricity to the citizenry! Electricity provision is their main business and core competence. They have no business with generators. "What agreement does light have with darkness?"
CelebritiesRe: Lola Omotayo On Nathan & Nadia Okoye's 1st Birthday: Never Let Anyone Break You by LaudableXX: 6:45pm On Jul 09, 2018
jahsharon:
The Oracle says so. The Oracle can't be wrong. So, the biitch called Karma is waiting to serve her a hot cup of tea. .
Yeah, right....after the same Karma serves you a hot dose of disgrace, for telling lies and blaming her wrongly.

CelebritiesRe: Lola Omotayo On Nathan & Nadia Okoye's 1st Birthday: Never Let Anyone Break You by LaudableXX: 6:43pm On Jul 09, 2018
kingthreat:
Her husband's twin brother said so. Go to his instagram posts this time last year
Una sabi lie, o! shocked Lola's name was not mentioned in those instagram's posts. All of you people relying on somebody else's wild allegations and fake claims, to tarnish Lola's image, only God can forgive you lot....
CelebritiesRe: Lola Omotayo On Nathan & Nadia Okoye's 1st Birthday: Never Let Anyone Break You by LaudableXX: 6:40pm On Jul 09, 2018
emmanuelex1:
At least they were together before Lola came on board
And so? What makes you think that something else (apart from Lola) could not have broken them up?
PoliticsRe: Cynthia Anyikwa Accused Of Poisoning Nnamdi Kanu Reacts After Death Rumors by LaudableXX: 11:11pm On Jul 08, 2018
bedspread:
O DI kwa Riski!!!!
Eziokwu! Very risky! shocked
RomanceRe: Man Proposes To Girlfriend On A Boat In The Middle Of A River (Photos) by LaudableXX: 10:53pm On Jul 08, 2018
Ashley86400:
No. I am both.
Say what you will.
My Ibo family call me Yoruba.
My Yoruba grandma calls me Ibo.

I have a half sister who's British, Spanish on hee father's side and Nierian (Yoruba) on our mother's side.
.she's basically half-white, half- black.
Even though she looks more white.
Her white side see her as black. Meanwhile Nigerians, look at her and see her as white.

You are only what you are.
My entire ancestral line isn't either Ibo or Yoruba. .it is both.
There's a difference between those who's family are fully one tribe.
Call it what you will.
Hehehe.....why are you trying to confuse the guy, nah? wink Just tell him the facts. Your mum is Yoruba, and your dad is Igbo. End of story! cheesy
FamilyRe: 61-Year-Old Woman Gives Birth To Triplets After 40 Years In Marriage. Photos by LaudableXX: 10:46pm On Jul 08, 2018
Sunymoore:
I'm asking about your claim on how Jesus was responsible, if you can't, then..

PoliticsRe: Femi Fani-kayode Reacts To Kemi Adeosun's Forged NYSC Certificate by LaudableXX: 7:24pm On Jul 08, 2018
Jethrolite:
Kemi does not speak cockney, she speaks with a clear British accent. When cockney is spoken you have to really try hard to understand what was said. YouTube is your friend, research and make sound judgement. Ffk is just running his mouth as usual.
Queen Elizabeth speaks with a clear British accent. So does Theresa May, the late Margaret Thatcher and several others. sad Kemi on the other hand, has a distinct cockney accent, even though she is not speaking the 'rhyming slang.' If you hear Queen Elizabeth II speak, you would easily be able to tell the difference between her accent & Kemi's own.
CelebritiesRe: Lola Omotayo On Nathan & Nadia Okoye's 1st Birthday: Never Let Anyone Break You by LaudableXX: 7:11pm On Jul 08, 2018
Megatrix:
But you're the one that broke your husband's bond with his twin brother
Who told you that one?
FamilyRe: 61-Year-Old Woman Gives Birth To Triplets After 40 Years In Marriage. Photos by LaudableXX: 6:16pm On Jul 08, 2018
Sunymoore:
How? Source? Citation?
If you cannot use Google to conduct some research into this area, then sorry I can't help you. I do not spoon-feed people with info, in this internet-enabled age. undecided
PoliticsRe: President Emmanuel Macron Speaks Pidgin English Better Than Some Nigerians by LaudableXX:
wildcatter23:
It's this kind of thinking that's holding Africa back. How old were the following when they conquered their world, Bill Gates, Mark zuckerberg, Jerry Yang and David Filo, Evan Spiegel, Scott Duncan, Nathan Blecharczyk?

Bill Gates, owner of Microsoft, David Filo and Jerry Yang, founders of Yahoo, were under 30 when they became billionaires.

It's preposterous, that young people would possess such backward thinking. The President of France is 40years. Born December 27, 1977 when Mr President was petroleum minister, still today 40years after the same group of persons are still clutching to power. What has the knowledge, intelligence, accountability, integrity and ability done and bought us in this present dispensation from these individuals in power from time
past? Bringing the governor of Kofi to buttress your point is lame. How about those people in power since our independence? Are not they are still holding on and in the corridors of power? What dynamic change has their collective tenure bought us?

If you do lack confidence in yourself that is fine but for posterity, the senior citizens are supposed to guide the younger generation in the administration of affairs not cling on power till death do they part. That's perception is peculiar to Africa.

Secondly, it's not able Kogi state Governor, it's about the younger generation taking their future in their hands. It's not going to be smooth sailing but it sure would be better than what's on ground
And it is your kind of thinking that has landed many people in a mess, today. sad Age (whether young or old) is NOT synonymous with integrity, excellence, performance and competence. If it was, then all young people would be super-smart high-flyers, and all old people would be f00ls or retar'ds. And we all know that is not the case. undecided For every young person you mentioned up there, there are also older people who have done just as well in their respective fields. In Nigeria, there are many young armed robbers, yahoo-yahoo fraudsters, hackers and assassins. How come you have not touted their youth as an indication of their ability to excel in crime? huh

Your spiel about 'Bill Gates, Mark zuckerberg, Jerry Yang and David Filo, Evan Spiegel, Scott Duncan, Nathan Blecharczyk' does not prove anything. They excelled because of their talent and competence, and NOT because of their youth. There are many talentless, clueless young non-achievers around, the same way you have high achievers who are young.

Even the newspaper clipping attached to your post was taken from a 1977 publication, printed almost 40 years ago, buttresses my point! shocked It showed a picture of Buhari who was just 34 years old then, and was serving as Chairman of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) that was just created in 1977 from the old Nigerian National Oil Corporation (NNOC)- a position he held until 1978. He was also Commissioner for Petroleum and Natural Resources at that time, yet under his watch back then fuel scarcity almost crippled economic activities nationwide. undecided

During Buhari's tenure as Commissioner for Petroleum and Natural Resources, 2.8 billion US dollars also allegedly went missing from the accounts of the NNPC in Midlands Bank in the United Kingdom, while fuel scarcity took centre stage under his watch that year. angry Why did he not use his 'youth' at that time, to wave a magic wand and put an end to the scarcity, in addition to preventing the money from going missing? shocked The same young Buhari had earlier served as Governor of the old North-Eastern State, under the administration of the late General Murtala Muhammed before becoming a Commissioner, under OBJ in 1977.

Even though the late Justice Ayo Gabriel Irikefe tribunal exonerated him from the scandal then, former President Ibrahim Babangida still allegedly accused Buhari of being responsible for this fraud, a few years later..... what did Buhari say?

Harland David Sanders was an American businessman, best known for setting up the fast food chicken restaurant chain called Kentucky Fried Chicken. sad He did not achieve success in his field until he was well into his sixties. A lot of Nobel Prize winners are not young. If youth was a criteria for excellence, many of them would never have made the list. undecided
PoliticsRe: Firs: Multiple Taxation Does Not Exist In Nigeria by LaudableXX: 3:39am On Jul 05, 2018
These people are such huge liars! Multiple taxation does not exist...where?? shocked The thunder that will fire FIRS, is still doing press-up at Matori! angry
CelebritiesRe: "Emulate Chioma" - Davido Advises Nigerian Ladies by LaudableXX:
Yanumo:
David is the last son and last child of Deji Adeleke and David's mother.

David is actually worth more than 30bn he makes cash from music and his Dad's company where he his a Director and major stake holder. He's Dad is in the top 20 richest people in Nigeria. $83m isn't something he can't achieve. You don't have to be a doubting Tom in everything. Accept some things the way they are let it go. A lot of Arabs are richer than Bill gates Jeff bezos but why aren't they rated? Stop being myopic about all life situations.
What you have just done is to recycle hype. sad Davido has not made 30 billion in cash from anywhere. In which bank account is such money stashed? As for his father's networth, the guy cannot be worth more than 10 million USD, at home & abroad. His dad took out huge loans to buy up the power company he now runs, and to also build the Adeleke University. A person can be a director of a company, but does that mean he is personally worth millions? Stop getting carried away by flashy cars and houses, that aren't worth as much as they seem. Until you can provide a properly audited statement of accounts on Davido's earnings, as well as his father's networth, abeg please put a lid on it.... undecided

Emmymarvel:
minus task, mikel obi has been earning over 10Millionaire every week for more than 12 years...
yet he cant boast of 30 billion.
Thank you, o! shocked I no know say you sef, don see am. Please help me educate the clueless ones, my brother! cheesy

AkpaMgbor:
Nigerians are so money gullible so much so that you can tell them that a serving minister stole an amount that equals the entire budget of the nation and they will believe you..without asking how the nation managed to run if such money was stolen by one single person ..the world bank via NEWMAP has been carrying out massive erosion control projects and human welfare programs all over the SE and SS states...30 billion naira is more than the funds mapped out for 5 states combined..you mean Davido has the money to match the finances of the world bank across many states?? Kaii..
Ol' boy, your head dey there! wink In fact, whenever I read the crap that some folks post on NL, I feel like laughing hilariously...at their stuvpidity. cheesy
CelebritiesRe: "Emulate Chioma" - Davido Advises Nigerian Ladies by LaudableXX: 3:11am On Jul 05, 2018
SAMBARRY:
Oyeki omo chioma yi ma bo babalawo to se ogun fun nitori ti babalawo yen ba ku aye chioma ti baje niyen because miori nkan to fine lara e

Konidi,kolayan.oju e na ofibe na fine.shonje ena lodun toyeni.chi chi ti fi bra gba dvido lori.bobo ti fe ta birthright e nitori obo chichi

Tioban sepe chichi ti dogbon si shey ounje chioma nikan lomanje lati igbatomanlo fun shows.chichi ti da omi obo e sinu obe davido.ori dvido o depemo
I can see you got 73 likes for this post. undecided It makes me suspect that you either said something really profound, or something hilariously funny. Please can you kindly translate what you said here, so that the rest of us can make sense of it? God bless you, as you comply....
Jokes EtcRe: Throw Back Thursday: Who Remembers This Iron? by LaudableXX: 2:17am On Jul 05, 2018
Haba! That is the good old coal iron. wink Once you put red-hot coals in it, you can use it to iron plenty of clothes. Your shirt go smooth, kampe! No need waiting for NEPA's younger brothers to bring light. In fact, you can tell all DISCOs to go and die! cheesy Please where can I get one right now, sef?
PoliticsRe: Volkswagen Awaits PMB Assent To Automotiv Law To Produce 2m Cars In Nigeria — MD by LaudableXX: 2:04am On Jul 05, 2018
IBBG:
on the surface it is good. but if you look dip, if the policy entails banning of importation of second motor vehicle, then you have to look at the cost and affordability of the new ones produced here. banning the second hand ones presently makes second hand vehicles expensive, and the ones produced here that are brand new will not be cheap either. so a middle ground has to be reached in this instance.
You are so right. wink In the late '80s to early '90s, the car seats used for locally assembled Peugeot cars as well as the windshields, were sourced and supplied locally. Even the plastic bumpers and a few other items like rear lights and front lights, were made by local manufacturers. undecided Unfortunately, things changed in the industrial sector, and the companies supplying these items folded up, because for several years after, Peugeot started importing fully built up vehicles, instead of assembling their cars locally. It was just a few years back, that they started local assembly operations, again.

If serious efforts are made to source at least 70% of the parts locally, then maybe cost of brand new units would drop significantly. sad
PoliticsRe: Yusufu Idegu On Miyetti Allah: ‘I Stand By My Story’ — The Nation's Reporter by LaudableXX: 1:46am On Jul 05, 2018
Yankee101:
That statement was too distinct to be quoted out of context. And everyone that knows the fulani already knows they value the cattle sometimes more than their own lives.

Imcase you don't know alot of them don't usually eat beef. If you sell your cattle and move to the township without keeping any cattle you are seen as a wayward child. So Buhari is seen as a true fulani for still keeping cattle. Ask yourself why a sitting President will still keep cattle and fly out to see them regularly. It is not normal behaviour. They also cry when cattle die. They sell mostly only the milk products for their needs. They kill only the goat/sheep that accompany the cattle in times of festivities. They do not really care alot about praying 5x a day like the regular Hausa (They brought the burden but do not burden themselves with it). They marry one wife usually. They CRY when cattle die.

So the reporter was not saying anything new for those who know.

You can retrieve your conversation from MTN or any other network with a court order (if this Buhari influenced judges will not be scared to give you the order and if MTN will not be scared to lose their license)
Untrue, you cannot retrieve your 'conversation' from any network operator. sad You can only retrieve the call details, which would show the phone number you called, the time & date the call was placed, and the number of minutes, the call lasted. It will never contain the speech of both parties, neither will it show details of what was said.
RomanceRe: Don't Trust Any Woman Who Insists On Registry Wedding by LaudableXX: 1:35am On Jul 05, 2018
Hanseel1:
Dumb kids everywhere. Get to the highest on your career and get married, only then will you be wise enough not to join debates that higher than your intellectual circumference .

Done.

RomanceRe: Don't Trust Any Woman Who Insists On Registry Wedding by LaudableXX: 1:29am On Jul 05, 2018
Hanseel1:
With a comprehension ability this shallow, I don't think you possess the basic cognitive requirements to participate in this debate. My elementary employment of satire should fall within the purview of your intellectual circumference.

Sorry, I don't deal with minors.

AutosRe: Why Does 11years Used Foreign Car, Better Than 6months Nigerian Used? by LaudableXX: 1:17am On Jul 05, 2018
vRendoh:
1. Bad roads
2. Poor technicians and lack of genuine spare
Parts.
3. Attitude. ...no maintenance culture. ..we don't fall in love with our cars
...we don't take care of them...no thorough cleaning and washing, no waxing, no shade.
We no try at all.
4. Insurance policy is poorly managed. This make person's to invest on their ride since they will hear all burden themselves and also
Our mechanics and technicians do trial-and-error on most cars. angry You will fix one thing today, only for another one to go bad, the following week. And our bad roads, and daily bumper-to-bumper traffic also contributes to the damage, that most cars go through in Nigeria. Abroad, MOT tests and proper maintenance is done promptly, as and when due. In some foreign countries, they will not even renew your vehicle insurance, if you do not provide evidence of your annual MOT maintenance and service history.
RomanceRe: Man Proposes To Girlfriend On A Boat In The Middle Of A River (Photos) by LaudableXX: 1:06am On Jul 05, 2018
Gotze1:
Yiu mean after that guy don sweat before getting her. Yoruba girls are like dolphins, which are not easy to catch for igbo men. Only the ones that can withstand the stress and courage of getting them. Unlike igbo girls that are just like tilapia wey anybody can just pick anyhow, use and dump. Then pick another one. Very easy to catch, readily available.
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: 7 Emerging Tech Jobs That Are Going To Pay Well In 2019 by LaudableXX: 1:04am On Jul 05, 2018
EntertainingYou:
Areas that are projected to see the biggest declines so you’ll want to avoid them include:

Farmers, Ranchers, and Other Agricultural Managers
Postal Service Mail Sorters, Processors, and Processing Machine Operators
Sewing Machine Operators
Postal Service Mail Carriers
Switchboard Operators, Including Answering Service
Postal Service Clerks
Cooks, Fast Food
Miscellaneous Agricultural Workers

Data Entry Keyers
Word Processors and Typists

There are a wide variety of emerging tech jobs that are going to pay incredibly well in the years to come. Wherever you decide to apply, make sure you’ve got a great resume that shows you off in the finest way possible and put your best foot forward!

source:https://www.newsvilla.com.ng
Most of your initial post made sense, until you got to the part where you stated that certain jobs were going to decline. sad So Farmers, Ranchers, and Other Agricultural Managers....Cooks, Fast Food, Miscellaneous Agricultural Workers are going to become extinct? How? huh Will people suddenly stop eating food, or will they stop feeling hungry, as the world moves on? shocked Are you aware of how important these set of people are, when it comes to supplying the food and dietary requirements of millions of people, on earth? Honestly, I don't know how some people sit down at their keyboard to churn out some illogical ideas..... undecided
PoliticsRe: DSS Said I’m Backing Biafra, IPOB – Abaribe Narrates Ordeal To Senate by LaudableXX: 12:55am On Jul 05, 2018
Abaribe is a very funny guy. He stood surety for Kanu, and even followed him to court, to show solidarity. So why won't DSS say he is a supporter of IPOB? cheesy

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