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Now I know why he is named NWOBODO. I won't tell you.

You are a lucky guy. You are actually learning how not to fail and this indispensable lesson is coming to you early in life when you still have the strength to use them. Congrats.

You are under serious bondage. You sound like someone who cowers in the presence of girls. No wonder a friend had to arrange "something" for you.
Guy, you no try at all. Gerrarahia mehn.

Last year, three of his sons were gunned down
for being Shiites. He accepted it as his fate and
did not resort to violence or any revenge
mission. This was the way Muhammad (saw)
responded when the idolaters killed his pregnant
daughter, Rukkoyah.

Just recently the dreaded BookHaram group
detonated bombs in their camp.

Now the Nigerian army engaged them in battle
killing their women, children and armless fathers,
sons and brothers.

The predicament of the Shiites is similar to that
of the early Muslims.

"... they experienced violence and hardship and
were thoroughly shaken until their prophet and
the believers with him said :when will the aid of
Allah come? Behold, the aid of Allah is near at
hand. "

The shiites all over the world are known to be
both peaceful and oppressed alongside the
Ahmadis. On the other hand, the so called Sunni
sects are marred with extremism, violence and
terrorism. The havoc wrecked so far by
elshabab, ISIS and others is a testament to this
fact. The Sunnis of this time is everything the
prophet of Islam (saw) was not.

With the above in mind, one cannot help but ask
oneself the ultimate question. Is the Shia sect
the only "sect" the prophet talked about in his
hadiths ? He said, many sects will emerge but
only one of them will be genuine. When asked
how they could be identified he answered: they
will be similar to us (the Muslims of his time) in
all respect. In another narration, he said they
shall be like lambs in the midst of leopards or
lions.

I deem it incumbent on myself to explore further.

Last year, three of his sons were gunned down for being shiites. He accepted it as his fate and did not resort to violence or any revenge mission. This was the way Muhammad (saw) responded when the idolaters killed his pregnant daughter, Rukkoyah.

Just recently the dreaded BookHaram group detonated bombs in their camp.

Now the Nigerian army engaged them in battle killing their women, children and armless fathers, sons and brothers.

The predicament of the Shiites is similar to that of the early Muslims.

"... they experienced violence and hardship and were thoroughly shaken until their prophet and the believers with him said :when will the aid of Allah come? Behold, the aid of Allah is near at hand. "

The shiites all over the world are known to be both peaceful and oppressed alongside the Ahmadis. On the other hand, the so called Sunni sects are marred with extremism, violence and terrorism. The havoc wrecked so far by elshabab, ISIS and others is a testament to this fact. The Sunnis of this time is everything the prophet of Islam (saw) was not.

With the above in mind, one cannot help but ask oneself the ultimate question. Is the Shia sect the only "sect" the prophet talked about in his hadiths ? He said, many sects will emerge but only one of them will be genuine. When asked how they could be identified he answered: they will be similar to us (the Muslims of his time) in all respect. In another narration, he said they shall be like lambs in the midst of leopards or lions.

I deem it incumbent on myself to explore further.

tomdon:
tiwa, you became born again in 2002 when you were 22 years. you were fvcking before then, and you resumed fvcking three years later, ie 25 years, and you were fvcking till you married at was it 33 years.
what's so special, I think you fvcked more than the unbeliever sef

You are very wicked. Ah ah, computer ni o ni.

hinwazaka:
May he go and NEVER RETURN. Nigeria will be better without him

Carry your load.
He shall return safely. It is those who wish otherwise that he will not meet on his return.
puo......... koshebe koribe
Oloriburuku omo ale jatijati

Engineering in Nigeria is a joke and Nursing in Nigeria is not.

There are presently thousands of unemployed electrical engineering graduates roaming the street while there is dearth of graduate nurses.

With Nigerian degree in nursing you can work anywhere in the world while with Nigerian degree Electrical you can hardly find job even in Nigeria.

With a degree in electrical engineering you may end up as a class teacher while with a degree in nursing you will end up working as a Nurse.

In terms of employment opportunities, HND engineering is better than BSc. Multinationals now mostly employ graduates engineers with foreign degree.

I can go on and on.

Work one more year, defer your admission and take another shot at medicine. Scholarships abound for medical students.

How did I know all these? Personal experience. I have been on both sides of the fence.

May his soul RIH.

denkyw:
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Wait wait wait, why is everyone denying their igboism. Amaechi said he was not Igbo and now Oliseh is claiming not being Igbo as well. Is anything wrong with being Igbo? I av also noticed that they are afraid to speak their language in the public. Why?

There is a girl in my college. She gets very angry with me whenever I call her a Igbo girl. Nne bootu why?
Me I be correct Yoruba. I flaunt it, I look it and I rock it. Ayam a proud Yoruba guy. Let us deviate not from the question. What is wrong with being yeebow?

Say the truth and the shall set you free. What else do you want her to think? Her mind is already biased. Lipstick on the cup and the bed is strangely and specially "tushed up". Haba.

The onus is on you to convince her otherwise. As such, you messed up big time by asking her to leave your house.

You fokt up gan an an.

Like I always say, mothers should be extra careful with their little girls these days. They are really endangered species. Do not allow any man play with them at all.

Of late, our society has, unfortunately become immensely pervaded with perverts. One cannot help but be befuddled as to what kind of pleasure they derive from those immature honeyPots when the ripe ones are ubiquitous, abundant and available at their beck and call.

The aforesaid thus makes one to wonder if the perpetrators of this heinous, disgusting, inhuman and abominable acts are not the devil himself in human flesh , or put In a more colourful way, the devil personified.

According to the law, a honeyPot is not due for harvest until a certain age and even then licking must be with unconditional and sincere permission of the owner of the pot.

Emir sir, I love your response. It is very detailed and to the point. But sir, do not expect them to reason with you.

The wailers sincerely know there is nothing wrong with marrying an 18 yrs old girl but wailers must wail. They actually envy you but they know not that jealousy kills faster than Ebola and Aids.

Your critics are actually people of no identity. In their homes, they forbid their children from speaking their languages except English. They encourage their daughters to dress half naked all in the name of wanting to be like the Europeans or the Americans .

My Emir sir, please know that no matter how much they wail our belief and trust in your leadership remains undaunted and unshakeable.

Now to the wailers, comrade Oshiomole told you what to do and Oba Akeredolu told you how to do it. Please follow the advice of these two wise men.

Is he not better than those hypocrites that are singing the song monogamy to the world but in reality they are hyper-polygamous exploring any hole that comes their way both ripe and unripe.

According to the provision of Islam he has now reached his limit and on his behalf, I promise you that he won't do it again.

Having said that, I proceed to wish the new bridegroom all the strength he needs to accomplish this herculean task. By this time next year, by God's grace, we shall be celebrating the birth of a bouncing baby boy or a beautiful baby girl or both.

The wise ones say and I quote: "if one celebrates the the success of others one's own success is near at hand". End of quote. Your excellency, I celebrate your success.

Very sad indeed. May Allah (swt) forgive the fallen ones.

Now, the world should come down heavily on the authority of Saudi Arabia. The world is blessed with brains that can deliver a permanent solution to this stampede thing. Why?

"Say not of those that die in the course of Allah as dead, nay, they are alive....... "

Rest in peace.

I keep saying it. It will get to a stage when the people will declare an all out war against these Boko Haram in police uniform.

Haa!
He did not bare him o. Tinubu only asked him to go and help him buy recharge card.
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Alhaji Laid Mohammed, you never disappoint me. Multiple twale for you baba. I wanna be like you when I grow up.

President Muhammad Buhari, please fire on. No time to check time.

Sai LaiMohammed,
Sai Osinbajo

SAI. BUHARI

If I had the means I would inflict all these Boko Haram in black uniform with a strange illness that will culminate in a very slow but extremely painful death.

It will get to a point when the public will rebel vehemently against these killers. When their cup overflows even their guns will be useless and they shall be paid back in their bad coins.

This abominable and egregious act is unjustifiably, inexcusably and unpardonably horrible. He deserves whatever denouement, no matter how severe, he has coming his way.

The elders say and I quote: Let us chase away the Fox first and later rebuke the cock. In the spirit of this, I have a word of caution for all girls Okada passengers. Always make sure your boo.bs do not touch the Okada man or, in the case of two passengers, the co-male passenger.

This seemingly meaningless and harmless but undeniably provocative act, sometimes, trigger a cascade of reactions that may culminate in this kind of animalistic and other unimaginable behavior on the part of the man.

Most especially those that are single and financially challenged and, as such, lack the privilege to find succor in the arms of the ever ready and ubiquitous hole sellers.

All in all, no amount of provocation can justify this but then we should be more careful.

A renowned scholar once described religion as mental slavery. Who can remind me his name?

Man of GOD enlisted the help of Juju, a supposedly satanic machinery, to kill a snake when he could have fought the battle with his bible and prayers.

"....if you have faith even as small as mustard seed you can move mountains". So says the lord.

Gerarahia men

A room stacked with American dollars and loads of sophisticated weapons in a peaceful state? . Now, a staged accident. Have we finally found the "Boko Haram sponsor" we have been looking for? Fingers crossed.

DSS is working.

I can't wait for the list. it's gonna be very interesting. I have one advice though for the eWAILERS. The should start wailing practice ahead of time cos there is going to be a lot of wailing.

with this kinda question and responses so far we are still very far from being there.

so touching.

what is the name again?