₦airaland Forum

Both groups are dull, lol.

BTW, why are you woundering?

Ignorance is bliss, besides, there is no point trying to find out if a woman is cheating on you.

Treat her right and leave the rest to God/Karma, if not you will stress yourself out.

Life is too short to major in minors, if you cannot bring yourself to trust her, let her go and look for someone you can trust.

Yes, slim and shapely - that's the way I like them.

Oops

Well, peeking at my blind spot; I don’t make promises I don’t intend to keep even though I flirt a lot. I am naturally adventurous, so there will always be something new to do in my agenda.

Moreover, I’ve got my magic stick, my personal weapon of mass destruction.

So, what makes the ‘G29’ datable?

^^^desperate times call for desperate measures.

That's unfortunately what our world has become.

Jenifa_:
women are the keepers of culture for a reason.

Interesting line of thought, but if women are keepers of culture, how do you explain the foreigners that our Naija brothers have converted to Naija babes in the way they speak and think?

@ Topic; it depends on how early they travelled abroad. If they travelled when they were very young and impressionable, then it would be easier for them to mix with foreigners i.e. adapt to new ways of doing thing/see things in a different light. Therefore, they could consider dating them.

However, if on the other hand, they travelled as mature individuals, it would be more difficult to adapt to these things, as they are no longer impressionable. With their minds fully formed, they would prefer what they know and what they are used to.

Yes, I think it is necessary.

I opened mine with GT Bank, and I wasn’t in Nigeria at the time. Apparently, my folks used long leg to get it done, all I had to do was sign some documents and email them.
I am happy with their services, apart from the occasional card blockage because of overdrawn funds.

2sexy:
I felt it was a curse to have a baby face 'cos at 27 i still look like an 18 year old kid. Non would believe it till I show my National ID.

This is a definite plus for you, if you are female.

sexsinners:
Boy, your on my radar for satan like activity.
just so you know

ROFLMAO.

So now that you have found him, what are you going to do to him?

@ Topic; it depends on the individual. It could be a lot of things including the ones you mentioned above. It could also be financial security, or even fame.

G29, now that's gangsta.

But let's face it, some have more 'drop dead' than others.

In 3 years, shouldn’t you at least know his friends even if you don’t know his family?

Shouldn’t you be more concerned about his safety, what if he is in the hospital after an accident? Rather it’s your selfish interests you are worried about.

ibboywale:
my brother is inviting me for his graduation ceremony in uk , please i want to know the useful information about the required documents from me
2. what documnet is required from him
i will be happy to know about any useful information about all this

Tell your brother to get a letter of invitation for you from his school. It's usually available at the student centre. He should also write a note and sign stating he is willing to accomodate you for the period of your stay.

You can use his bank statement with your application if he agrees he is sponsoring you.

Nayah:
Lool Long One are you chatting me up?

It depends, is the door ajar, open or closed?

^^^Since you are technically French, can I try it once by seducing you first?

You know they say ‘charity begins at home’, home in this case is Nairaland, so, do we . . . and can you resist my charms? *combs hair, makes sure hair is soft and greasy, licks lips LL cool J style, shows all his 32 teeth*

^^^well, she reminded me of a gazelle or antelope; pretty, slim and always with a low cut. On the downside, she had a fiery temper.

They say French girls make very good lovers, is this true?

Nayah:
Odunnu Nayah means something an local language in Cameroon, in fact my name is Nayah-Lama means beauty with grace
Actually I'm Cameroonian and Tanzanian

Really, Nayah? My ex girlfriend was Tanzanian, she reminded me of a wild animal, lol. I miss her at times, though.

@ topic; whatever it takes and as long as it doesn’t get boring.

BTW, is it true what we hear about French girls?

Can you resist her if she tries to seduce you? Are you that strong? You should ask yourself these questions before going to her room.

Take her somewhere else if you must see her tonight or you might end up in her bed. From your posts, it seems that’s where you want to be anyway.

Huh

But wait O, that would definitely explain why most of them have "Akpu Belle"

True, but mennn, some of “dem ghetto chickitos” are super-ugly.

@ coogar

Even the ones making 1 trillion naira per day in nigeria wants to get out of the country!

This was the problem I had with your post; I didn’t say anything else about your figures. Next time read properly before you start arguing.

Now, what I have been trying to tell you is in pidgin so you’ll understand is:
‘for the ones wey dey earn 1 trillion per year (few who profit from it-your 1 trillion) no be all wan come jand or yankee because of dere connection to the politicians and na dem dey chop all d juicy contracts, so why them go wan waka?’

Maybe 20/30 to Life

3 points for bekay911.

1 point for her comment + 1 point if she is a virgin + 1 partial bonus point, lol.

coogar:
i take it you have never been to the british high commission in lagos or abuja!
sheer ignorance!

So, because the British High Commission is full, it means everyone wants to live in the west? That is the basis of your argument; see how flawed your thinking is.

The few people who are well placed do not even think about that for your information, rather it’s the downtrodden poor to middle class. The main problem with Nigeria is the uneven distribution of wealth, and the few who profit from it see no reason to move abroad.

Why do our politicians always want to come back to power? Why don’t they move abroad and retire with their loot if the West is every Nigerian’s heaven from the Nigerian gospel according to coogar? They buy properties abroad for breaks, but they are based in Nigeria, why? Are they an exception to your rule? Or do you just like arguing for argument sake?

Toonice:
Anything wrong in this?

Nothing wrong, if it’s her husband.
Else, it’s like playing with fire and hoping you don’t get burnt.