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Snapchat:
I can’t help you bro. Look the other way.

Lol...pun intended mudafucker

Snapchat:
I have seen the movie. True true, the camera man deserves to faint.

Lol. At the end of the day, it’s all hype to build anticipation for the movie.

When will you stop lying!!!

Even your moniker is know for fakery

sansid:
I once dated a lady banker that was like this. She was very suspicious of my every move. 'twas not as if I ever cheated on her or anything. She would always call me on phone during office hours and after, countless times. And I dare not miss any of her calls; I would have to explain why later.

Anytime I visited her or she visited, she would take her time to go through my call record and have me explain why I had been on call with a certain 'Rachel for 2 mins.' It was not funny at all.

But guess what, we eventually broke up coz she was doing exactly what she had been suspecting me of. I caught her red handed and I was MAD! She came begging with her friend, Halima, but I didn't want such a toxic person around me anymore. I just had to let her go!


So bro, shine your eyes well...well..

Lol....

You are one of the few here who made sense...because you LEARNED.

Some clingy girls are insecure. But most clingy girls are doing exactly what they are accusing you of. It's a displacement strategy aimed at throwing you off their scent. In your mind, you'd think, if she calls or checks on me so often, then she must be honest and loyal. Not at all!!!

Good thing you broke up with her.

N.B: The first type of clingy girls are not cheats, but just insecure. Taking time to educate and be firm be her will sort out that issue. But the second type are crazy and are cheats.

One love

Zico777:
I think what triggered the aggression was the fact that she brought another puppy into the house.

Smart thinking.

Pitbulls have what I call insane jealousy. They have been known to attack infants just because the parents are showing more love to the new baby and little to the Pitbull. Once they feel your attention moving away from them to another being, they get jealous, envious and react the only way they know how, by attacking. It's weird though that it didn't attack the puppy(unless the puppy is hers) but rather attacked the visitor Peter and its owner when his bloodlust was up.

The dog had better be put down. It is now out of control.

bepositive11:
You're a scientist but you don't know that the covid virus mutated to become more transmissible, and as it became more transmissible, it became less deadly.

Not what I read. Nor did it validate the numbers of people the latter variants killed. Nor did it explain why those who took the vaccine with booster shots, still died, from these latter variants.

LoveTalk:
Sorry dear.
I don't even know what to say since it's up North.

Using of Cotton buds to clean the ear is not advisable at all.

And please don't be sad.

Why is the use of cotton bud bad??

Shūt it abeg!!

I'm a scientist but this is getting out of hand.

From Monkeypox( that other countries discovered abroad and suddenly NCDC already has daily updates) to Marburg or Johannesburg or whatever?

It's looking like some serious scamdemic going on behind the scenes.

I can't even begin to believe the speed that COVID-19 disappeared after global lockdown, despite over 60% of Nigerians not taking the vaccine.

Dafuq!!!

gloryhomemaker:
Sorry nah. No vex abeg, but you go fit arrange am this weekend

I am a lousy soup cook. Can't make that to save my life.


Your husband is real lucky

sukkot:
hehehe Luminouz how body na ? wehdone my oga at the top. ehn make i speak to boris johnson so he can work on your ' fisa '

Thanks my boss!!!

Naija don Taya me

gloryhomemaker:
This soup with pounded yam and palm wine...
The combo no be here.

You are making me to salivate the more cos the soup don finish.

E don do...

Stop torturing me abeg

sukkot:
i swear to GOD it looks exactly like the accomodation the university of leicester teaching hospital gave me for a week when i was doing contract work for them at the cardiology department. lmaooo. UK is overrated walahi

the girl sef. the accomodation is OK. i mean it is not the waldorf Astoria but it is manageable

Sukkot, you can't avoid me forever, you must take me to UK this year o

Antoeni:
South South & South East Have The Best of Food, Southwest is Zero, North is Worst

If southwest is zero, what's worse than zero to give the north na?

gloryhomemaker:
Eating healthy has no other alternative. Enjoy your life.

Do you have a commercial kitchen or just cook these for your husband?

I can't lie, my stomach grumbled just looking at these pictures. I imagined using this soup with pounded yam and palm wine and my stomach rumbled loudly.


It's so unfair!!!

Lol....

*Sighs*

1stGenAmerican:
@sukkot please see the pictures of her on the Daily Mail and you’ll see another slip up that the police surely have taken note of. Have you ever seen a mentally ill, homeless person with a clean light colored tote bag, clean $120 Nikes in good condition, and clean clothing?
She’s forming homeless using the coat and hat (also clean) and people like the lady in the store pity her and give her money while she plots her next move.

And what's funny there that you are shining teeth upandan, calling Sukkot for what exactly? Succour

E don do, American woman. Leave her be. Aproko Sherlock Holmes or is it Nancy Drew??

Dabillion:
That's none of my business bro, we had a deal so a deal it's bro

I respect that

ArchiLimited:
Some unnamed things have severely clouded your judgement and reasoning. If not so, you would see how you're foaming to make a point that I've made already. Leave unnamed things

The post ain't about you dūmmy!!!!

Dabillion:
Lol, rob me in what way, how much can she rob me off? When it comes to enjoying myself money is never an issue and by the way I paid real good because she blow my damn mind

So you paid a woman for sex?

What if I tell you that I can fuq that girl for free and she go even gimme money join?

What's so special about a pussy that all PH politicians and Yahoo niggas have fuqed, that you even have to pay for?

ArchiLimited:
I admire Ben Affleck's tenacity. Being in the backup plan for 20 years, and finally be rewarded with the main cookie for his patience. Apparently, the patient dog eats the fat bone that others have finished sucking the marrow from.

What a simpish way to think!!!

To wait on a woman for 20 years and marry her in her dwindling years is nothing but mudafucking crazy!!!

WTF!!!

She wants all these from a guy in akure and doesn't have anything else to offer but pussy, boobs and ass?

Why not get some kaolin and mould her dream man herself?

AbelAbdul:
Next time I will do 170kph i will record it and upload it here.

For what bro?

What you don't understand is most of these niggas don't care about you. Some are jealous you got a car and make snide comments. Others projected their insecurities on you by trying to shame you on your own car.

That dude doubting your car speed or whatever doesn't deserve an answer. No matter what you do, you can NEVER satisfy people. Just live your life and be content.

Why on earth will you upload your 170kph speed to satisfy a random, faceless entity on nairaland? These niggas are not worth it. Enjoy your ride and focus on YOU

Neoteny:
So why are you dictating to him how to have an opinion?

God bless you

OK2NVME:
See the busybody idiot taking panadol for another person wey no get headache dey tell person to rest.

REST!!!;

Rubbiish:
I tire o
I thought it was only me!
2019 I bought a corolla for 2.1m when I could have gotten a Camry, till date i don't regret it. Everyone have a purpose for buying a car

The dude was just ranting optimally about someone's car.

That's was disappointing

OK2NVME:
Jealousy?

Bitterness?

For what?

For someone I don't even know even existed?

Stop projecting yourself on this thread.

Yeesh.

And let me rest from your useless corner in that your pathetic life who

REST!!!

OK2NVME:
But its my opinion I have the right to in a matter the op brought to a public forum which I can freely express.

May be you need to rest off my dik .

You have expressed it(with jealousy and bitterness)

Now REST!!!

OK2NVME:
Well, it wasn't worth the money, stress and risk for a pleb car like that.

It's not your money, your stress or your risk.


REST THIS MATTER ABEG!!!

OK2NVME:
My thoughts exactly. He would have gotten himself a clean direct Canada Camry.

A friend of mine bought one just about four months back from same Lagos for 3.5.

Adding naira devaluation that car would be going for no more than 3.9mil as of today.

Heck, I would even get an ML 350 Nigerian used but in good shape for less than what the op spent procuring that Pleb car that has no single class, driving experience off road or on road.

What am I concerned about fuel consumption? I be taxi driver? I will drive that Benz till the wheels fall off.

Benz owner speaking , and I know the myth Nigerians have about Benz being expensive to maintain and all but I can assure you its all a myth.

If you follow the instruction manual on maintaining your Benz to a T you won't have any issues. Their parts are made to last and not replaced. So that's why if they break down they cist you an arm. Yes Benz is your typical over engineered German car built by German autists for fellow German autists obsessed with details and micromanagement. But this is a German car after all built in German tradition for a German driver. I keep telling people who erroneously complain about Benz maintainace cost that only sloppy ret@rds with little or no knowledge about cars complain about German cars.

The only thing you have to do with a Benz is follow all maintenance as stated by the manufacturer and never ignore any small issues no matter how minor as this can escalate to a major issue in a very highly engineered car like benz.

Toyota is crap. I can't even see myself drive any of their salons as it is so light and feels so unsafe when handling on High speeds. I like their off road cars tho but their salons suck.

Alaye rest na!!!!

Haven't you done enough already? It's his money and he got what he wanted. No one asked for your opinion because it's not your money.
All I see on the thread are insults and abuses from NLanders who just don't wanna mind their business and just be happy with OP.

Is it the poverty rate in the country or just sheer jealousy/wickedness? See ugly replies on this thread just because Op bought a car with his own money. It's only on my country that people will be dictating to you how to spend your own money.

WTF!!!

Divay22:
Bring your best game

Lol..ok

It's on

Divay22:
We fit still do experiment o

Lmaooo

I'm a troublemaker o...

You sure you can keep up?

Divay22:
I can't lie about something like this..

Lol..ok..just messing with you