₦airaland Forum

Abbey2sam:
Seems like people on nairaland cannot read and comprehend this days

The guys are showing appreciation to Nigerians for the love they received while in lagos, they went further by saying that Nigerians know their lyrics even though their own English wasn't that good




You guys are all getting angry over nothing

YelloweWest:
You of all persons would say such? So what if she has piercings? Dose that give anyone the right to sexually molest her??

Nigerian mentality sharr

masterP042:
Lol. I just dey pity kemen, cos that dude don suffer for this girl hand. They no wan die the matter
I pity him

usermane:
Of course they rarely bring anything to the table but instead of playing the blame game, why not look at it from another perspective?

Women mostly bring nothing worthwhile to the table because most of you men are cheap and lack standard. You are wowed instantly by pretty face, boob and butt so these women feel they need not to offer you more to get or keep your attention.

You want women to bring more to table? Demand more. Up your standard. Stop falling for airheads, inept, unambitious girls that only care about make up, boyfriend, money and fun. Control yourself. Discipline your mind. Stop getting carried away by their looks. Only then will women begin to offer you more

LordAdam16:
You do know there is no such thing as a heterosexual gene right?

And since you're so convinced about choices, please can you tell me when you chose to become an heterosexual?

I ain't gay, so don't even try to switch to expletives. Simply answer the questions.

-Lord

hedonistic:
Don't mind these annoying twitter bishes with their unending fake stories.

"she is now happily married to a man that adores her". Indeed. Let them keep deceiving themselves.

2shur:
Opo everywhere.
Kai see d mumu.
Na now yur eye dey open.
Letme tell u all naija gals both on campus,off k.
Working class
Biz class
Hustla
All na opo dem be.
D working class go be oga boss pomo..boss go just dey shine am steady for u..
U go dey form love.
D biz class go jus dey nack upandan..u go dey form love
Hustla go dey do opo runs both coded and open.i go still dey form holy holy love.
U mumu sha.
Men wen guys start going raw with bitches
Dat skin to skin sex.
D males always forget themselves wen cumin and often fall to dey trap.
Jus like dis kid here.
Niggi forst get an h.i.v test 1st.
If u clean then block dat bich on phone
Gals are nothing but fresh pussies just wa8tn to get bleeped.

Charlentine:
Bro I really understand how u feel or felt and it's only those who've been there that would know the feeling. I think more women USE men than the world realizes. The selfishness with which these ladies speak, not caring how their careless words may affect u and all, the way they turn wild and unreasonable when something isn't going their way, it's alarming. It makes us guys feel stupid for investing our "sanity" into such unstable, emotionally irresponsible creatures. I think the reason why there are lots of bad guys (ex-good guys) out there is because majority of women are narcissistic, tho we just like to call them Crazy and laugh it off but It IS narcissism.

2shur:
Most girls are dumb.
Once u drive an s.u.v
Men u r dia king.
Dem go rather dey talk down at hustlers
Dem wan press iphone
Take pix for hotel
Tske pix twist ugly neck and make up face jus for attention.
Dem wan travel go dubai
Uk for shopping
If dem by mistake enter local flight
O bobs ...selfies no go hear word again.
Na so so uploading upandan.
Dem wan drive big car for off k.
Ibe come to realise women are bastards
Nothing satisfies them other than death
U buy a car...build a aous..spend time with her..show her love..i mean basically u guys are 5 and 6
Next thing.she cheats o u
Goes to club rather than read and graj.
Im sure shes one of those bastards that sleeps wirh lecturer for d and e grades.
22 yr old dey form big girl for campus.
Meanwhile her papa dey stay single room.
Abegi..die bich.
Go to schl.
Get a degree
Serve for nysc.
Pass out..then after that begin hustle.
No oh.
Lai lai.
Na too dey take useless pixs
Telling lies
Twisting neck and forming hotel bed na your personal room.
Bich

MissPuffPuff:
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Prinxxdave:
oya list for me, make i download, i dnt want dis weekend to be Boring

Singapore1:
Action comedy bro
Action comedy hian!!!

KealDrogo:
You could be right for those managing data.
Thy should spare it for something more serious or the Top 10 box office movies if that is their preference.

True memoirs of an international assassin (Netflix production) is a light comedy with a blend of action featuring Kevin James. If you are familiar with his movies ( hitch, grown-ups, Paul Blart Mall Cop, zookeeper et Al, , it is not the regular kind of blockbusters, or exceptional high budgeted movies. But they do entertain if you are not that too critical type of. So with True memoir it is a fun-filled light comedy action drama that most movie buff will find it interesting...

If i may ask you. Have you watched the movie?

mrletsgo:
I don't get why this movie is so liked? :-/

KealDrogo:
Action Comedy

hardwerk:
nigerian girlfriends


brain consists of a witch's leprocious fart
have nothing upstairs
cant contribute to a discussion
hungry like a lion(the can eat mount kenya to gravel level)
confused
stingy with hole they didnt drill
hair smells like poop
pants dirty as a pig
punnani smells like ogiri
want to go shopping all day with money way no be their own(thieves)
thinks every guy should be a shahrukh khan(you must be mad)
clueless
iq under 0.5%
computer literate 0.0000%
body odour100%(una too much)
relationship ispayday for una
can maga a grown man
thinks the world the revolve around their bombom...iranu

MJBOLT:

underworld:blood wars -10/10
terrible film, i wonder which is more terrible twilight or this waste of mb
Useless fight scenes, so many useless characters

seangy4konji:
y people deh always put matter for them head...na you get the family

Hypocrites...what is big deal is a hand job in a reality game of over 18

Abeg go and sit down or bette still tune your tv to emannueal tv...abi u cant watch that one?

hedonistic:
Oh boy I pity you small.

You're not in control, and once a husband loses control, then it is inevitable that the wife IS cheating or SHALL cheat at some point.

The day my woman opens her smelly mouth to form angry and retort that I should do whatever I like when I express my reservations about her conduct, then I would end the marriage. She kuku know say I be drastic man and my brain dey touch.

Men need to wake up. Too much softy softy puts you in a mess Then again, if you began on that note with her from the beginning, then it is difficult to change the dynamic now.

People like us know better. You must use the Abacha or Idi Amin Iron hand - firm and uncompromising - on certain key issues when it comes to naija women, otherwise dem go ride you like fool. Of course you can be soft on many other issues, but for this kind loyalty/fidelity matter, there is no room for negotiation or 'understanding'. She either does things my way, or I conclude that she is cheating or will cheat, and I would treat her accordingly.

BrutusOj:
Don't you think Finland might be exception of the whites? to have chosen that girl with big Nose as the winner makes them more exceptional cos you can't tell me the girl is over intelligent to have won the other girls with her worwor face

BrutusOj:
we are only seeing their faces, that girl might be the "ukwulicious" type and knows how to roll the thing, #shakeupyourUKWU...UKWUUUUU! Timaya must be one of the judges

owobokiri:
Who defines beuty? What yardsticks are used? Most times we follow the trend popularised either by hollywood or the general fashion industry. That blinds everybody to the fact that what we consider beutifull here and now might have been ugly there and then.... Was living in an Asian country some years back and had a gf who will always ask me if i am handsome in my country..., as in, do Nigerians consider somebody with my looks as being handsome? Ofcourse i claimed it by telling her that i am the epitome of buety even though i am very muscular then, big headed and stoutly biult! She ran with it and from there categorised all my black friends accordiingly based on that yardstick! And unto us a star was born! Essentially, how do we measure beuty generally? There are no general standards , you know? there are just popular standards..

HumanistMike:
I am not surprised this post got this reaction. The man could have posted this as a last resort. Who knows?

If a woman had posted a pic of her husband stating he is a wizard and she's scared he will kill her, the public will react differently.

Public reactions will include;

HE EVEN LOOKS LIKE A WIZARD

MEN ARE SCUM

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE

VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN

COWARD

DIVORCE HIM AND TAKE THE KIDS

POISON HIS FOOD

KILL HIM BEFORE HE KILLS YOU

CALL THE POLICE

Etc.

Society is misandric and most men are yet to realise it. Women in general hate men. It's just that they are not held accountable for their sexism.

I advice men to not marry. Unless you get a PRENUP. Also ensure she is not a SIGNATORY to your assets. Let her be an adult and go earn hers.

ka0s:
I know truth hurts and i don't expect you yo agree with me knowing the typical Nigeria girl, but out there it's a well known and almost un-arguable that majority of Nigerian girls are extremely ignorant. I also have a strong urge to call you a liar as well since almost everyone can assert that what you just posted doesn't tally with reality. I used to be banker and i knew how 90% of the female bankers got recruited, I've owned and ran my own company for 11 years now with branches in every major city in Nigeria and i know how recruitment of female workers go as well. A graduate of UNIBEN and exra 4years studying abroad, i have dated both Nigerian and foreign women. Nigerian women remain the filth of Africa's womenhood
It's not about topics that interest men or women, it's about basic knowledge any functional adult should know. Most women I've came across has no academic interest whatsoever, am afraid it seems they have no interest at all apart from superficial things like sitcoms and the latest celebrity gossip.
My son's current girlfriend is a Slovenian and we can talk for hours on topics from Nazism to Neo colonialism, Cultures, languages to bizarre stuffs like Stem cells. She's only 21 last August. Your silly Nigerian girls don't even know their own president, now you wonder what answer they'll give if you ask them who's Marcus Garvey or even bring up such important topics like Pan-Africanism.

WORLDPEACE:
Sexually transmitted demons is an STD that Nigerian Christians made up. It affects only Nigerians and can only be treated by a Nigerian Pastor.

luvmijeje:
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2013/12/28/us/mission-schools-ambiguous-legacy-in-south-africa.html

The above is an article on the impart and the shortcomings of missionaries Schools in Africa citing African leaders who are their product.

Nigeria public school teaches religious knowledge till today talk less of a school established by a Christian churches.

I know a lot of Muslims who are product of Christian missionaries Schools and are still holding on to their religious.

Now kindly provide a citation where students were rejected based on their religion or non religious.

luvmijeje:
What you wrote reminds of the missionaries who came to Nigeria to build schools. When they came Christianity wasn't prevalence. They opened their doors to everyone without discrimination

There are churches who service the communities without discrimination.. In terms of service God enjoined Christians not to discriminate against anybody.

Jesus came because of the unbeliecers. When he was on earth he dined with the unbelievers If he doesn't how's he going to change their mind.

Marriage is another level. It Is between you and God. It's an individual decision.

Rossikki:
What do YOU have to offer apart from your nasty attitude and stinking puss.y?

donnypool:
This video has proven without reasonable doubt that Nigeria has so many useless youths.
Firstly read about the American History to know the true owner of the US. They are the native Americans, but I know only few in this forum knows about this group. Native Americans are not "white". Read what the "whites" did to them.

Secondly
Majority of you here are only say "yes blacks have problems", but only one guy here provided a solution. The rest are just say same thing in different sentences "blacks have a problem" with no solution.

Thirdly
People said Asia is perfect, go to Canada and see how asians and Indians are coming in large numbers to stay, more than Africans. If their country is perfect why seek citizenship elsewhere?

Fourthly
Who apart from UK, FRANCE, USA, CANADA, RUSSIA, GERMANY, ITALY, that looted countries dry and develop their region, tell me one country in Europe that is developed?

LASTLY
Most nigeria youths are very useless.

KealDrogo:
Deadpool is a overhyped movie of 2016. Nothing interesting the script has been seen hundreds of times on tv. Just some kinda clown comedy for kids.

Ginaz:
I meant the water leaf, he should pluck some like 5 leaves and grind them. He can't use all na.