₦airaland Forum

smksean:
so ur longer than that??

My brother,many of them dont even know the difference between inches and centimetres on a ruler.A man with a penis size of 19.2inches?How is that even possible.From what i have seen,the average Nigerian man has a penis size in the range of 4-5inches which is very okay.A minority have the size of 6 to 6.8inches.Any guy who comes here and says he has a 7,8 or 9inch penis is spewing garbage

P.S.Nairaland what the hell is "joystick"?Are we discussing videogames?

NPComplete:
I am not looking forward to season 2 one bit. Whenever they like they should start it. But I do hope they improve the quality of the ending though. This ending for season one was sort of anticlimactic for me. A robot uprising that wasn't truly a robot uprising. It was still more or less Ford controlling the damn bots. Even though they tried to hint that Dolores was conscious all along and the Bicameral mind theory finally took hold, all her actions afterwards seemed plotted by Arnold and perfected by Ford.
And Maeve, yes Maeve, they couldn't just let her be. She had to have also be a Ford puppet too. Argh.... Story was cool until the last episode. Writing; perfect. Cinematography; topnotch. But ending.....the ending....leaves much to be desired.
Sorry if my rant included spoilers.

It seems you just reached into my brain and posted my exact thoughts.
What really happened in the season finale?It was just a repetition of everything that happened in earlier episodes.Maybe the discovery of the young William being the older "Man in black" but was that really a "whao" moment?
The way the "rogue" androids were shooting the facilitys' security dead reminded me of a 1980s Schwarznegger action flick("Commando" to be exact)
The finale was a disappointment...a complete letdown
One hour thirty minutes of nothing

Oche211:
This is the worst comment i've read in a long time.
It reminds me one of the "7 deadly sins by Mahatma Gandhi"
PLEASURE WITHOUT CONSCIENCE

He was being sarcastic with his comment.I think he maybe atheist or agnostic

Ginaz:
Believe me when I tell you this works, find water leaf and grind some leaves with mortar or any hard instrument to get a smooth paste. Apply that paste on your face and leave it till the next morning( that is, you need to apply it at night and leave till the next day)

Wash the waster leaf off yo and see how radiant and oil free your face will look. Do it for 1 week. I did and I don't have excessive oils on my face anymore.

*My secret is exposed *.

Incomplete information.Grind what other leaves?Groundnut leaves?Maize leaves?

PipAce:
Good Morning

Boss,dont let the criticisms here about your picks stop you from posting them.Your picks always give me ideas on the matches to choose(with little tweaks here and there)so i aint complaining.Thanks for all your help so far Boss.I really do appreciate it

I like BANME or is it BANMEE? a lot.He is very matured and intelligent.I also like the pleasant things he always says about his wife

nairamaniac:
its called 'jungle fever'. Not 'yellow fever'.

White men who date and marry black women are accused(mainly by white women) of having 'jungle fever' and white men who date and marry asians(filipinos,koreans,japanese,vietnamese)are also accused majorly by thesame white women of having 'yellow fever'.Have I made myself clear sir?

aim5:
Personally, I'm not one to pursue interracial dating aggressively. But why are black men shamed for dating women of other races? Just because a black man dates a non black woman doesn't mean that they have self-hater issues. People need to get off our jock.....

It is a shaming tactic used by women when they're losing the men they believe they deserve.When black men date or marry other races,black women and some gullible black men label them 'self-haters' but when black women date other races,black women cheer them on(real talk).
Funnily enough,white women do thesame thing with their men too when they date or marry outside their race (with asians in particular)the white women claim the men are afflicted with 'yellow fever'

godunia:
God punish these Oyibo girls going after successful black men. At the end after ruining them, the gullible black men return to black girls. Will she date him if he was not a star? (in ohazara voice) Lubbish

It goes both ways.Nigerian ladies wouldn't be interested in korede if he wasn't successful either.Afterall,Isn't he a 'short' guy?We all know how Nigerian ladies hate 'short' guys don't we?

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KnightsTemplar:
Please Nigerians, it is high time we start telling this service providers, that without us they are nothing!! We shouldn't be taking all the BS they throw our way, how can u review a price without due notice, granted, it is in the Terms and conditions, but the arbitrary price increase is too much from 200bucks to 500 just like that say wetin. I have not been using airtel, but bought 2 sims strictly for their Time based packages, and I have spent much on subscriptions, if this is confirmed, I am burning both sims, to hell with the downloads. They should stop taking customers for granted.

I completely agree with you.When multichoice increased their subscription fees to 14,900 naira to watch EPL matches,I dropped them.A few years ago,when GLO increased its BB data weekly service to 400 naira for 200mb(from 700mb) I also dropped them.When etisalat NG blocked its PayG service,guess what?I also dropped them.Same for MTN simple server,GLO(for its increment of 1,000 to 1,400 for monthly fees) and now Airtel NG.I also have the exact attitude towards other service providers including banks .You are paying customers,you have the power.if any service provider can't give you what you desire,find other options.They will surely carry out a review when their customers' number reduces

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anonymous6:
You copy the youtube link then paste it on the space you will comment on then post it

Alright.Thank you very much

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Painfulife:
And have you forgotten God detests it.
What will happen to me on Judgement's day if I decide to accept myself for who I am and disobey God?

My brother,it is left to you to choose the lifes' path you desire.Afterall,we only have one chance at it.Its either you accept yourself for who you are or continue the needless self-criticism.All I know is,if gays weren't meant to exist,their existence wouldn't be supported by the universe

Painfulife:
I am a guy. I do have feelings for guys. I have practiced homo in the past. I have also had Bleep with few gals too in the past. I got myself into full-time homo recently and now I find it hard having feelings for gals again. Pls what can I do. Plus the person I'm crushing on is a male, I have told him and he says he's not interested. I'm getting obsessed with him. How can I stop the obsession and create new feelings for gals. I had to create this account to address this issue.
Pls I need your advice

You are gay.You can pray from now until next year,you will still be truly only attracted to males and not females.If I were you, I would accept myself for who I am and quit all these self-loathing.If not for the spread of judeo-christian religion in Africa,gays used to be celebrated in our societies not condemned

donshady:
I experienced this and I contracted my bank... I got it solved.

I contacted the bank on monday and the fund was reversed back to my account this morning.Thank you very much for your assistance

donshady:
Contact your bank on that

I contacted the bank.The bank informed me the fault was from merrybets' end.I've sent a message with my merrybet acct to the betting company;no reply,called their careline; no response and sent an e-mail; still nothing.The company is a mess.Time to say goodbye to it and take my business elsewhere.I don't have time for this sort of incompetence in my life

emmytayor:
What deposit option did u use?

GT COLLECTIONS

I deposited some money to my merrybet acct this morning but the account wasn't credited.What step shld I take to get my acct credited?Any help from anyone?

bykebyke:

Seriously man.I miss your rap battles.When will you return?

darkenedrebel:
hehe...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

bykebyke:
You're an obtuse being.

Coogar coogar.How is life in london?Still scamming women?

bykebyke:
Now I'm Darkenedrebel? ?


Koice abeg bring those chains...This one don pass play.

Bring am fast fast before she enter street.

You disappoint me Coogar.I actually used to follow your rap battles.Then I discovered what you were upto with the women past their prime on the family section.E.g.You spelt "coogar" the exact way darkenedrebel spells coogar

philfearon:
Seriously?
And you are still wondering Why nobody likes your posts!
How can you see a moniker that is quoting you for the first time and asking him "to come directly at you" like we are on some money making competition, except in this case, to start a beef with you?
You are just nuts!

You must be a victim of a poor education system cos you clearly lack the ability to understand basic English.Let me repeat myself I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT "LIKES" ON NAIRALAND OR ANYWHERE ELSE but Darkenedrebel aka coogar aka bykebyke does.That's why he "likes" his posts with his numerous monickers.Now do you get my point child?or should we continue with this rigmarole?

bykebyke:
At least its not as stupid as you.


Here is rebel telling you he is not Cöogar(which wouldn't have been the first time you've seen him do such because you apparently stalk him.)


Yet you keep on calling him Cöogar for some reason and all I did was try to stop you from constantly making yourself look dumb.(my mistake)

So continue, continue being dumb..You won't catch me dead stopping you.

LOOOOOOLLLLLL Hi Darkenedrebel

bykebyke:
There is no relation between the emboldened..stop being recalcitrant.

It is entirely impossible to insult a foo.l and thus far,you have aptly demonstrated your idiocy with the comment you made which you think is clever but is infact, quite stupid

darkenedrebel:
The dude is a deluded loser. You know someone's life is not going well when he seeks validation from the Net via likes & shares, or thinks other people do the same.

Coogar,this post of yours truly amused me because you just completely described yourself in it.Quit projecting your realities on others man

philfearon:
Are you a charity case? Why are you obsessed with likes?

I am not obsessed with "Likes" but many people on the social media spectrum and nairaland are.Afterall,it is nothing new to see people with posts on nairaland saying;"Today is my birthday please like my post" or "Like my post for no reason".I noticed whenever "Darkenedrebel" aka "Coogar" has any altercation with another username on this thread,10-11likes miraculously apppear beside his posts.How come?Is he that popular?The reason is simple;he uses his other usernames to "like" his very own posts.That is how insecure and loserly the scammer really is.

You have a problem with me philfearon? COME DIRECTLY AT ME BRUV and quit the passive aggressive BS cos that's what sissies do.Aiit?