₦airaland Forum

You shouldn't win nothing.

This guy and Siasia destroyed our world cup chances in 1994.

Misplaced priorities.

They have that money for a watch?
Let me hear them say no job in Nigeria for them later.

Poverty na bastard.

See as them they make noise over Range Rover wey car company has certified problematic and trying to offload in the market.

If you source from right place, the price has gone down considerably.

Dcaliphate:
To me tatoos on dark skins makes one look more deadly than when it's on a white skin

Colored tattoos are best for black skin.
This guy wasn't pre counseled before they drew him.

The Tat artist is supposed to tell you what works best on your skin so you can make a choice.

Wish i can show you mine.

This girl no get shame at all.

Next thing, she go use her father invite the guy to their house for dinner and then hook up.

Joshua go don know how cheap she is.

Jobless Nigerian youths.

By this time next year, all of una will forget this guy.
That's, if the guy no go forget himself join.

How many people still remember Efe that won the last time?
Where has his money gift gotten him.
He said he was gonna drop a music hit.
I never hear.

He really has something going for him.

As lean in frame as he us and beating a tank of a human like Costa no be beans.

Hmm. Adesanya should have our jobless youths in mind as this time.
He should visit home often and kickstart a talent scouting initiative.
Nigeria is blessed with countless agberos and cultists and renegade thieves who, in their idle time either beat innocent folks on the roads or watch Big brother which earns them nothing.
Abeg, come carry them go UFC, tell them they can make millions of dollars by beating Costa brothers and efulefu people.

This dude really amazes me.

I had feared he would be crushed being the smaller guy but i was wrong.
He certainly knows something about the sport way above some of them.

Being skinny doesn't really suggest no power.
Lesson learnt.

3.3

Israel go chop fight this time.

This one no be to dey run round the ring person go dey pursue am.

Costa will give him a hard time.

One god father was a motor park tout years ago too.

You really got be careful as people are telling you eat this, drink that.

Chill.

First, check your DNA.
Your parent's structure logically should affect how your physique builds up.
At your age too, depending on body type; your metabolism may be higher.
Could be you burn fat quicker.
But, this could slow with age, in your early 30s; you'd start to store bit more fat.

Moreso, your frame could be a blessing in disguise because fat is a killer.
God knows why He gave you that body.

Eat good. Don't over eat. Get good sleep, exercise and focus more on intellectual pursuits and stuff to enrich your soul and pocket and with time; your body will assume it's God's destined shape.

Brachaa:
It's obviously not a Lagos Television show.

It featured the legendary actor of the 80s Matt Dadzie and his wife Gladys Dadzie.

This girl that talks sex 24hrs daily.

Wonder what she's been up to lately.

Brachaa:
It's obviously not a Lagos Television show.

It was broadcast nationally across all NTA stations.

See old women shaking their boobs.

Women sabi use boobs for wrong reasons.

I doubt if anyone here could remember the evening TY program called " Riddles and hopes" back then.

It was like late 80s.
It had this vindictive character called Mr Shanana who envied a much younger star worker named Nasiru and always schemed to get him fired at work.
Funny enough, his plans would always fail as the gods had Nasiru's back.

It was sponsored by Nasco foods and i think shot in Plateau state.

Ozo needs to make small money, then harden up for woman matter.
That's all.

Na dem go chase him tire.

This man wan make dem kill am there.

Cyprus ppl no dey take eye see young Nigerians.

All i know they've been talking lately is Venus.

Where did this come from?

Looks like Nengi peck more or less.

Everyone shouting simp suddenly.

How many truly know what simp fully means?

MANDIPUTIN:
Graduate Tears Certificates In Bauchi State Said Nigeria Is Not A Fair Country

A graduate from Bauchi state by the name Usman Abubakar has reportedly tears and burned all his schools certificate, because he couldn't get a job after graduating since 2014 from Bauchi state University.

According to him Nigeria is not a fair country, and he have no future with a country where jobs is only given to people who knows high ranks politicians with influence, and for that he give up all that he worked for from primary school to university.

He said again that all that is left for him is to find work that he will use his energy, since my country have betrayed me and make me and my parents wasted our resources to study but only to deny me job.

His parents too support his decision to destroy the certificates, because he worked hard and he knows what he learn because he finish with second class upper honour but they searched for work everywhere but to no avail.

https://www.nairaland.com/6132387/graduate-tears-certificates-bauchi-state

"Has reportedly torn and burnt his school certificates..."

I weep when i read some posts made by millenial graduates.
Oyibo umu a n'arum afo.

It had the highly rated Federal government college school back in the 80s, which produced really sound students.

Don't know if the school is still existent now and whither the standards intact?

Nigerians and politics.

Make una go kill Tinubu anx osho naa.
After una go still complain about Obaseki and governance.

Nigerian sports fans and the craze for fancy sports wear etc.

If they makers, trainers and footballers can channel as much energy into training and improving their game, our ratings would be better.

Not jersey.

Dickeyrider:
I have dated over 6 igbo guys in my past and they were not only useless but broke, senseless, unpatriotic, jobless and unintelligent with small dicks. Nothing about igbo guys can impress me. I have dated and fed many of them but still they were ungrateful

You dated the first three and you found them unsatisfactory, and you went on to date three more?

What are you looking for in Ibo guys?
I don't expect an answer from you.

You can tell a gold digger by the way she writes.

I can't stop laughing.

This demonstrates the journey to mastering english as experienced by the brain.

Once your brain circuit understands in part, your imagination takes over for a fuller interpretation.
And, if your education is cut shot on the way ( school drop out or village school education)

Your imagination takes over in the rendition of your emotions or messages in the english platform and thus, these funny sentences.

Is this not precious, FFK wife wey dey mental?

Many people are dealing with depression.

Any animal they see inside bush they kill.

Must you kill?

Pig wey carry fat full body; who eats fat?

His late brother Justin was a more talented footballer.