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Sounds funny.

You were running for your life and still had time to pick bullet shells on the ground in a sea of people scrambling around you.
Not one shell. That's more than ten shells on your table.

This is when the factors of illiteracy and myopic thinking hijacks the process of revolution.

I still say it, Nigerians need to be coached on how to effect social change.
No be anyhow mata.

Truth is Nigerians wanted revolution.

Forget sars or endsars.
That's supposed to be the appetizer.

Nigerians need to be schooled on how to launch a successful revolution.
First of all, education is key.
That's where hoodlums lost it.

Aboki and white canvass shoe. Lol.

Macsjebs:
Lovely, this woman is indeed a Blessing to this generation
What would you be remembered for??

A good name is better than riches or gold, this is one reason I strife daily to make a good name on nairaland and so far, I think I have done well, all the reviews and recommendations by Nairalanders on the thread on my signature is a testament to that...

You honestly have no reason to be hesitant dealing with me, I wish I could convince you to patronize my biz though, I guess I am not so good at marketing

If you're not good at marketing, then you've reached the last bus stop.
Come to me. Pay me and i will market you. Worldwide.

Uteghe:
The children look sad in my opinion.

They're not sad.
That's the look of children being well bred and who spend a greater time studying their books.

This man will keep saying anything to be in the news till election campaign starts.

Who's giving him these crappy ideas sef?

People want hidden hotels and untaxed casinos and cheap prostitutes on the island.

Just like Epstein hidden Island that attracted the high and mighty of the western world.
Once some investor does this on the island, you will hear news from there.

It seems SARS news is the only news coming out of Nigeria for the past weeks.

Hmm. By the way, is this girl a pikin or adult?

This girl too like attention.

Her own pass female dogs own.

Date of birth 1985 and 1983.

Which one we go take?
All na hustle format.

For the third time, i had the same dream in sequence.
I saw this hanging city, lost in the skies, overly clouded with mistry cover and drapes of waterfalls channeled downwards like a hanging garden.

Then i saw these turtle like creatures leap through a mountain like scape towards its gates in a manner that defied gravity.
Only them could do that as we mere mortals stood and watched.
We all wondered what hanging city this was....and, who were these creatures?

Ibo women don't age anyhow, that's why we ibo men hardly marry outside our kin.

This girl is just struggling too hard to become a celebrity.

My advice to her: Change your name, then go out and do the extraordinary daily.

omooba969:
Loooolzz

Nairaland office kwa ...hahahaha

No, na Nairaland Global HQ I dey.

You crack me up... seriously!

If i catch you.

omooba969:
Amin

It's obvious you work at Nairaland office or something like that.
It's appalling because this is an abuse of office.
You can't take advantage of your access there to retype my thoughts.
I hope una Oga sees what you're doing and does something about it.

omooba969:
You're right.

You're an idiot.
Sars will get you there.

PoliteActivist:
With due respect I'd seriously suggest you have yourself checked for mental illness. Trump is now 20 points behind. No debate means no chance of exposing Biden's possible dimentia. How will any debate benefit Biden??
Seriously bro, have your head checked out.

Mr/ Madam Genius.

A person with sound mind like you feed from gutter journalism that suggests Biden has dementia?

That has been a rumour and would remain so.
It's no fact.
Biden is old of course, but dementia? No.
That's been the mantra by the right and rightist journalists like Rush Limbaugh.
You really need to have your head checked if you, of high standing intellect and overblown sense of self importance chose to consume junk journalism.

omooba969:
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You certainly can't win against an idi0t.

You're right.

You're a self acclaimed idiot.

PoliteActivist:
Stop being a dumb conspiracy theorist. Get your nose out of youtube. Try thinking for yourself once in a while. It won't kill u.
Mr. Trump has now been admitted into hospital. Even if he dies people like you will still be saying it is a hoax - a way to avoid being defeated in election!

Mr Genius.
I hope you're following the news.
Can you see the next debate has just been canceled?

That's Trump's plan.
Avoid debate, buy more time till election.

omooba969:
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You're one of Nigeria's problems.

You're sick.

Explain how my points are baseless?

Our own na to wear designer jersey.

omooba969:
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Why kill kill kill, what's wrong with some people?

Animals in human skin.

What's your problem?

People like you live your whole life wishing the world is rid of evil and it's agents but when you see a mechanism to enact that change, you hide.

I don't support killing of innocent people.
But, I'd shoot an armed robber or scam artist any day.

If they ban SARS, who go dey kill robbers and yahoo boys then?

He pardon his fellow owambe members.

Slawormir:
Damnnn niggarrr
Isoright....this bros OP too like Nigerian songs.....all hits from Nigerian artiste can not make my play list
Nigeria artiste sings dog shit.....except 2 face , burna boy and wizkid.....
Davido is worse......

You must be a real niggarrr...I thought am the only one feeling so....these are the names of artiste on my playlist
J cole
The weekend
Imagine dragons
Sia
Burna boy
2face
Katty pery
Passenger
Bruno Mars
WizKid
Avicii( rest in peace)
Twenty one pilot
The Chainsmokers
Dig the kid
Cold play
Khalid
Maroon 5
Calum scot
John legend
Selena Gomez
Post malone
Ellie Goulding
Christiana aquilera
A great big world
Rita ora
Clean bandit
Dua lipa
Martin garixx
Major Lazer
The night
Edsheeran
Taylor swift
One direction
Lewis capaldi
Sam smith
Ariana Grande
Kehlani
Billie eilish
Camilo Cabello

You forgot Lionel Ritchie.

All his songs are wack and boring.

Homefront tinz.

I fear efik ibibio jazz.

Indirectly, he's telling you to start farming.

Good for you.

Naija grammar.

Diagnosed with, not of.

Anyway, it means she is currently mentally sick.

Be a made guy and good looker.

Kate loses her head for those.
I sabi the lady wella.

How these planets float in space without spiralling to bottomless pits testifies to the presence and magnificence of God.

How else can anyone explain it?