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Simplep:
Stupidity.
Even oyinbo that brought this proposal thingy are not this stupid,Nigerians and overdo...

Future hubby if you are seeing this,propose to me with just the 2 of us present.

Me that i'm shy,i will just cover my face and run away if you do it in public

Deal.
This is what I have been planning.

Monogamy:
Sir Mike, so you are comparing Atiku that was busy fighting for his pockets with Osinbajo fighting for the masses?

Even Osinbajo will laugh when reading this statement.
Masses indeed.

0monnak0da:
When is Namidi coming back?

Who is Namidi

festacman:
Touching story. Bold intervention from Rudeboy. Disgraceful act from Nigerian Police. By the way, Peter Olayinka is a member of Super Eagles. Just Imagine something went wrong and this guy was wasted on that day.

The police could have easily killed him. Especially as he “fit” their description of a Yahoo Boy and appeared to be arguing with them instead of “sorting” them.
Especially, if it was SARS.

Paul Okoye, well done to you.

dre11:
....President to decide whether to extend their tenures as done for military chiefs, or give them second terms





https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2019/11/07/buhari-weighs-options-on-magu-fowlers-tenure/

Lol. Abba Kyari weighs options

I don’t know who they think they are deceiving.

tayebest:



Those malo guys no dey use condom to fxxk. They impregnate there wife at the slightest opportunity.


The painful part is that, they'll eventually flood the street with almajiri

Buhari is here to change things

Angelfrost:
Arsenal will turn, beat Foxes, and Emery will survive to lose or draw the next game...

ManU fan spotted. Or Chelsea

Luckily, Emery does not set up his team to win. Especially away. He sets up NOT to loose which normally means a draw because Arsenal has a shitty defence.
He is gone in the international break.

1:1

Scoring in the 86th minute yet no gamemanship nor defence.
Anyway. Leciester should wipe Arsenal and hopefully, that should see Emery out of the door.

nairavsdollars:
Temidayo Akinsuyi, Lagos

Elder statesman and the Second Republic lawmaker, Junaid Mohammed on Wednesday said the Federal Government should ignore the condition given by Nnamdi Kanu, leader of the proscribed Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB) for returning to the country.

Kanu who recently lost his mother, Ugoeze Nnenne Kanu and is seeking to return to Nigeria for the funeral had said that he was ready to face trial if his safety would be guaranteed by the court.

However, speaking in a chat, Junaid said Kanu who committed a criminal offence by jumping bail has no right to give the federal government any condition for his return to the county to face trial.

“First and foremost, who is he? What is IPOB itself? One, he jumped bail which is a criminal offence. Now he is saying his mother is dead and he must be allowed to come home”.

“He is now giving the federal government conditions for him to return to the country. Let him burn to ashes and go to hell”.
“I don’t know why the media is giving unnecessary coverage and attention to scoundrels who are just agitators whipping up sentiments to destabilise the country”.

https://www.independent.ng/why-nnamdi-kanu-should-be-arrested-if-he-steps-into-nigeria-junaid-mohammed/

Junaid should shut up.
No one has done more to destablise the country more than his master, Beau Harry.

EBMedia:
IgbereTV reports that Nigerians has lambasted a Nigerian journalist known as Fisayo Soyombo over his comment on Twitter, condemning the poor quality of local rice produced in Nigeria.

Fisayo Soyombo is an investigative journalist, a former editor of The Cable and a contributor to Aljazeera who got the praise of Nigerians after writing a report uncovering the corruption in the Nigeria's criminal Justice system.

He spent two weeks in detention — five days in a Police cell and eight as an inmate in Ikoyi Prison — to track corruption in Nigeria’s criminal justice system, after he feigned to commit an offence for which he was arrested by the Nigeria Police.

Many Nigerians are after him on Twitter after condemning Nigeria local rice.

He posted:

Just because we closed our borders for a few weeks, see the kind of nonsense rice we've flooded our markets with. This one even felt like sandy soil the moment I turned it into water. Is this honestly the best we can do as a people? Who cursed us with mediocrity so wickedly?

https://twitter.com/fisayosoyombo/status/1191658984014589953?s=19



http://igberetvnews.com/1115276/nigerians-blasts-fisayo-soyombo-calling-nigeria-local-rice-dirty/

More like Buharists blasts Investigative Journalist

chinchonglee:
10nk God..

I remember wen i had dislocation nd my parents called an hausa man to fix it...

Dat man nearly killed me. I shout shout shout till i taya to shout.

D pain nor be small ooo but see hw oyibo do surgery sharp sharp.

Bone-setters.
They dont have joy in their system.

SpecialAdviser:
Shame on all of us for abandoning this guy.

Everyone has his constituency. That’s how life is.

Obama will run to Chicago when the push comes to shove.
Buhari always has Daura and the Muslim-North;
Nnamdi Kanu has his Igbo kinsmen.
Trump knows how to call on "middle America"- the whites and evangelicals.
ETC

Sowore has his Yoruba kinsmen who denied him immediately like the way Peter denied Christ and demonised him as a traitor. See them shamefully denying him on social media because of Tinubu's jazz. They abandoned him not "us".

Chinekepikin:
Katie Hopkins, the British media personality who is fond of mocking Meghan Markle has transferred the mockery to Nigerians and it was brutal.

Katie Olivia Hopkins is an English media personality, columnist and fond of making mockery of other country.

You will recall, yesterday there was fire incident in Balogun market saw a security guard using a bucket to scoop water and try to quench the fire with it.

A video showing the security guard's futile effort went viral and Katie Hopkins reshared it with a caption that shames Nigeria.


She wrote:

https://mobile.twitter.com/KTHopkins/status/1191859714998579200

Source: https://www.thenaijafame.com.ng/2019/11/kate-hopkins-mocks-nigerians-over.html?m=1

I like the colonialists. They’ll help in scuttling the democratic and development process of a nation— like the British helping to install their stooge in Buhari— and then turn around to gloat at the people suffering the consequence of their neo-colonialism.

niaralandtopuser:
I will prefer the remain in power

That is a strong possibility.

Tinubu's greed has helped break the fragile political thread between the important coalitions and regions in the South.
The North understands that.
The oppression of Osibanjo is a game which they are playing. They are seeing no outbursts from a united South. None at all.
When you become disunited, anything goes. Divide and rule. They are masters at it.
Tinubu cannot attempt to reach out and build coalitions in the South; no one trusts him. He is too double-faced, even for politics.

So yes, it is a strong possibility. Unity in the South is gone.

paradigmshift:
na u e go affect

Hahahah...

niaralandtopuser:
same way the cabal rushed the P&ID deal that is now costing Nigeria billions to a sick yaradua. the northern cabals will sell this country

The North did not join the Southern part of Nigeria in fighting the British for Independence of 1960.

The North did not join the Southern part of Nigeria in fighting and killing themselves for the transition to a democratic state in 1999.

They have never joined to spill the tears and blood that the South has spilled. If anyone thinks they give a hoot or tooth about good governance, leadership, etc, then you are deluding yourselves.
Come 2023, they will hold a militarised elections and "vote" in another core Northern man as President. Perhaps this is what is needed for the remaining Southerners who are deluded to wake up.

dre11:
https://punchng.com/osinbajo-practically-out-of-buharis-govt-afenifere/

Afenifere have opened themselves to attack by Buharists of Yoruba origin. You dare not speak the truth, Afenifere. Didn’t your organisation get the memo?

Such a confused set of people, these Buharist.

daewoorazer:
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Empty headed Buratai...no education whatsoever and blatantly lacks the idea of jurisdiction and portfolio...

Fight Boko No, na police job dey sweet them
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Nigeria is a Military State.
Nigerians should all get this.

However, fair play to Falana. I’ve been critical of his two-facedness, but this injunction he has secured is important. Even though this regime will ignore it.

0monnak0da:
What is the "Point"

You have no point

Leave God out of this

We are talking about WAEC past questions you are talking about God

When you clean yourself after toilet it is common sense not fear of God

OK.

0monnak0da:
Fear of God has nothing to do with governance any more than it has to do with winning the World Cup.
Fear of God has nothing to do with passing JAMB or WAEC.
Do not bring in irrelevances into the discussion.
When you are being irrational and corrected you compound it with more irrationality by talking of "God haters"

In China they do NOT do God in governance.
God is a PRIVATE matter for the adherent.

You have gone off-point. And I understand; seeing a reference to “God”, seems to trouble you. Triggers you.
But that’s not my problem.

0monnak0da:
What has fear of God god to do with anything??

Do they have more fear of God in China or Japan?

Of course, the God-haters will be triggered. I was expecting this sort of ignorant response- not necessarily the swiftness!

They have a fear of whatever they define as "God" over there.
In China, it is the Confucianism, Taoism, Chinese Buddhism which 73.6% of Chinese adhere to.
In Japan, it is Buddhist, Shintoist or both. Folk Shinto or no religion (51.8%); Buddhism (34.9%)

You can easily read this up, young man.

dammyBoxes:
We need more technocrats like him holding offices in Nigeria. Let's wait and see how much is allocated to education in the 2020 budget with the monumental debt the FG is servicing presently.

Beyond a "technocrat", I think the missing and perhaps equally important element is the someone who has the fear of God too. This encapsulates empathy, the democratic listening ear, servant leadership style, etc. This is what this Oyo State Governor has displayed and has contined to display. Strong 21st centry leadership, what is missing across the whole of Nigeria and at the Federal Level.

Jason555:
Goals are the aim of the beautiful game and the Champions league is a habitat to some spectacular goals.

However, The Evolution of football means some teams don’t use their central striker as their primary source of goals anymore, but the No.9 remains a key position in world football.

Those able to thrive in this position make a huge difference to their teams.

With the Champions League returning, Dockaysworld takes a look at the top five centre fowards in Europe’s premiere competition.

Note: Wide fowards like Lionel messi(112 ucl goals), Sadio Mane, Eden Hazard, Mohammed Salah, Kylian Mbappe and ofcourse Cristiano Ronaldo(127 Ucl goals) are not included despite their goal scoring records.



5. Sergio Aguero

Manchester city – 68games, 37goals

Sergio Aguero is one of the greatest striker in the champions league history but there is though one major elephant in his room.

He is yet to win the competition.

Blessed with pace, strength and admirable finishing technique the city star stands out as one of the finest No 9. In his generation and will undoubtedly be aiming to fire Manchester city to the Champions league glory this season.

4 Luis Suarez

Barcelona – 51games, 21goals

A Viper who can strike from no where with some of the most vicious shot you will ever see.

Although the Uruguayan has often been vindicated about his abysmal goal scoring record in away matches in Europe, However he still ticks all boxes as a proper centre foward with his impressive vision, eye for a pass and perfect hold up play.

A true Legend!


3 Karim Benzema

Real Madrid – 113 games, 60 goals – Four titles (2014,2016, 2017, 2018)

If this was about charisma, handsomeness and all-around magnificence then Karim Benzema would be No.1 But as it is more about quality, he has to be taken down a few spots.

The Real Madrid man is now a shadow of the player he was two or three seasons ago when he played with Cristiano Ronaldo in Zidane’s narrow 4-4-2 Formation which yielded three consecutive Champions league trophies.

However he remains one of the most Iconic centre fowards to grace Europe elite competition.



2 Robert Lewandoski

Bayern Munich – 81 games, 54 goals

Robert Lewandoski ticks all the boxes for the No 1 spot but taking trophies into consideration, he has to settle for a Runner up position.

Calm In front of goal and a eye for a wondrous combination of movement and athleticism, Lewandoski needs to be appreciated more.

He has also started the season in good form prior to Head Coach Niko Kovac Dismissal.



1 Roberto Firmino

Liverpool – 26 games, 14 goals – One title (2019)

Firmino is simply the glue that joins Liverpool’s fearsome attack together.

A peerless presser who gives opponents no time to settle whilst with the ball at his feet flicking and slipping the ball through defensive gaps to let his team-mates score in abundance.

Firmino provides much more than just goals, however, as his pressing, passing and intelligent movement make him a superb foil for Liverpool’s magnificent wide men.

He is indeed the Modern day centre forward

SOURCE : https://www.dockaysworld.com.ng/ranking-the-top-five-centre-fowards-in-the-champions-league-this-season/

#EmeryOut

Gistring:
See more photos http://gistmore.com/comedian-gbovo-gifts-his-mother-a-new-house

What of a house for his Dad?

Reminds me of what I heard in a certain Church service. Children buy their Mothers real gifts during Christmas... For their Dad, Schnapps

Men, we need to create a Support Group

SarkinYarki:
It's an interesting watch but lest be factual lion heart was never OScar grade except we just want to be unnecessarily emotional

If they had disqualified it for content, that’s understandable.

But it wasn’t for content. It was because they felt it wasn’t in a Nigerian language. It exposes the stark, heart of Darkness-like ignorance of the Global North towards the “other side”. This is the same America that it’s politicians have erroneously referred to Africa as a monolithic entity— a country. Joe Biden, Sarah Palin and a few others. Trust me, those guys didnt know that English Language is the official langauge in Nigeria. They think Nigerians speak "Nigeria".

Challenge an American based on facts and you’ll understand how ignorant and “small” they are.

nairavsdollars:
Temidayo Akinsuyi, Lagos



https://www.independent.ng/2023-powerful-forces-want-oshiomhole-sacked-over-tinubu/

And we are still in 2019

APC are a demented outfit. They didn’t come to govern at all and don’t care about it.

Oshigun:
Follow the law you nitwit. Buhari is still President and did nothing lawless as your fellow Igbo claimed so stop trying to shift the goal post and admit you got it wrong. Nothing lawless went on. Lawless would be defying the constitution and not handing over to Osinbajo when he should which is not so in this case.

Also, PMB is still Minister of Petroleum lest you hateful blockhead forget. Always making a mountain out of a molehill because of your senseless hatred of other Nigerians mainly Yoruba, Hausa and Fulani.

Didn’t take you a long while to get into the failed leftists style of demonising voice of reason as “hate”— that cheap, demagoguery inanity which people who are caught with their tails between their legs resort to.

I will ignore it. I’m very experienced in spotting such obfuscation and attempt at distraction in language.

It’s a shame that Nigeria’s democracy, really hard-earned democracy has been thrown to the dogs. I know deep-down that you feel ashamed because, from your words, it’s apparent that you do. You have taken the pains to respond to all my comments because you care. But you know what? All hope isn’t lost. Reversal back to norms, back to the Vice Presidency being respected and this starts with speaking the truth. You can do it Bro. You can speak the truth and jettison these BMC weak lines. The future generation depends on you. Do not fail them.

Oshigun:
You're talking as if informed when you are actually ignorant. As per the constitution, Buhari only has to hand over if away for more than 21 days. He is away for 14 days.

There is a Vice-President. Isn’t he an active Vice President? The President is away on a “Private Visit”. Your understanding of democracy is terrible— have you seen Trump’s Chief of Staff run off to meet Trump anywhere he is in the world when Pence, the VP is at the White House? Of course you know that Nigeria’s democracy is being destroyed by these ones. Why are you so numb to the real consequences?

I’m ashamed of you lots defending this spit on democracy. MKO didn’t die for this.

lalasticlala:
https://punchng.com/abba-kyari-takes-bill-to-buhari-in-london-for-signing/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

See how Nigerians are reacting as Chief of Staff to the President, Abba Kyari, takes bill to London for Buhari to sign.

Not sure if Nigeria is practicing a Theocracy based on Islamist Principles or a full-fledged civilian totalitarianism style of government. Clearly Buhari didn’t hand over to Osinbajo as stipulated in the constitution. He clearly didn’t.

When will Yorubas sit up? This is such a crying shame.

Nairafame1:
Former Big Brother Naija Housemate, Ike fans gifted him N500K yesterday.

Watch Video Below
Source https://www.nairafame.com/2019/11/ike-fans-gifted-him-500k-video.html


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE4pZVMXHs4

Buhari has done well for the Nigerian Economy.

If young people, many who are students and unemployed, could donate N0.5million to someone for actually doing nothing, then the tale of economic hardship in Nigeria is not true.

Atigba:
Edo State is not Ondo State and I support the Yorubas for abandoning him. He is a traitor, he is fighting for no reason.

He is not even a Yoruba guy

LOL.

You do not need to "support anyone" for abandoning him.
As long as Tinubu does not give the go-ahead, the Yoruba political elite will abandon even Angel Michael if he were from Ondo State.
That is the way things are; I am sure you know this anyway.

Ventura1:
Iranu!

#RevolutionNow: Why Sowore Rejects Money-Bag Sureties

I have just read Apostle Suleiman's twitter rantings on standing sureties for Sowore. Aside the fact that the rantings are meant to be some mockery, we reject any surety like him as we know that he is one of those money-bag pastors who extort members to be stinkingly wealthy.
The same Apostle Suleiman was exposed by Sahara Reporters on the popular Otobo case. The so-called apostle even bought a jet without disclosing the source of the billions spent. So, we can never to back to our vomit!
However, it is not only Suleiman who is ready to stand sureties for Sowore. Many others who I will not mention here have offered to stand for Sowore. One of them is even a serving member of the House of Representatives. They were all rejected!
This is because we practice what we preach. We don't lie to our comrades and some other things. We prefer to slug it out with the judiciary and the government instead of running to money bags for help. This was why we challenged the cruel and stringent bail conditions in the first place.
Sowore has been fighting for a better world for thirty years now. Even in his youthful element, he never kowtow to money bags (not even his friend late MKO Abiola!)

So, Apostle Suleiman should keep his unsolicited support. We have gotten people we trust to stand sureties anyways. Sowore is fighting a class war, and he is well prepared for the consequences.

Let no one play the devil's advocate. Sowore, Mandate Bakare and Agba Jalingo will be out. All the political prisoners will also be out.
Meanwhile, we call on all Nigerians to join us in Lagos, Abuja, Ondo, and other places to join us as we rally enmasse against tyranny by November 6th and 7th. Freedom cometh by struggles.

The cruel oppressors can be laughing now, we the oppressed will laugh last. Say it loud- Sowore remained undaunted!

Victoria Ascerta!!

I support you.

Sowore is the Mandela of our times, sir.
Mandela stayed 27 years. Sowore has 26 years and some months to go.
Victoria Aceta!