₦airaland Forum

hakeemhakeem:

sreamsense: OP, believe me, it seems you have nothing beneficial for you to do with your time. If you waste your time carrying out this analytical report, of what benefit is it to INEC and even to masses? Will they use your result to validate INEC own or what? Please, I beg, time is money, use your time wisely for other productive ventures that will add value to your life and family

See you the op maybe a data science trying to works on data's why not asks questions the reason why he is doing all this

....ask questions is the least of intelligent things he could have done. Someone gave simple analytics of what the pattern of voting in Ondo might be telling us, one would have expected he engages in useful discussions like
1. Alexi's spread in interiors and can it be an attestation of his performance in say rural communities ?
2. All top 3 contenders did well in their base. Do people still vote persons or performance / perceived competence/capabilities ?
3. Could Jegede + Agboola have come together and upstaged Aketi.
4. Are we beginning to see voters taking their fate in their hands and vote leaders in their own interest

MansoryMX:
Your father is the one who is idiotic. Will you keep quiet! What do you even know? Northern Nigeria are trying so hard to monopolize the oil industry by pushing away foreign companies like Chevron using increments in taxes to enable Dangote refinery become the sole operator both up and down stream refining and soon drilling and you are hear talking nonsense! Thunder fire you there if you ever quote me again! Idiot!!

The problem with NL is that it is filled with bunch of empty idiots like you.... nonentities who are absolutely empty, lacking in knowledge and daft enough to think they can fool people. You do not know anything about Oil and Gas business, I doubt even if you know where Chevron is located anywhere in Nigeria.....

The underlined is just as laughable as the trash that it is. I cannot begin to imagine what level of education below secondary school certificate did you manage to attain. My only advise for you is that you stay out of discussion you have no knowledge of. Stop forming knowledge and coming out daft

Wiseoldman:
Wahala dey for my Naija people. I'm guessing this is a joke. If you are serious about this, read my previous comments about sticking to facts not hear say.

MIDSTREAM: The ‘midstream’ segment of the oil and natural gas industry refers to anything required to transport and store crude oil and natural gas before they are refined and processed into fuels and key elements needed to make a very long list of products we use every day. Midstream includes pipelines and all the infrastructure needed to move these resources long distances, such as pumping stations, tank trucks, rail tank cars and transcontinental tankers.

DOWNSTREAM: The final sector of the oil and natural gas industry is known as ‘downstream.’ This includes everything involved in turning crude oil and natural gas into thousands of finished products we depend on every day...

Bros,

You definition (without reference) is wrong. Refining is Midstream

harjay1986:
but forget oga, their going to be handsomely paid , chevron is not Nigeria company mind yu. the least person can get upto 20m for pay off

Waaaaaaay Muchhhhhhh more than that

MansoryMX:
Now I understand why a friend of mine who is a diver working for chevron is planning of traveling out. Buhari has finally finished us! The only multinational oil company we have working is about to take off. As a young man, if you have not started making plans to travel out, I don’t know what else is your aim in life.

Stop being idiotic. What has Chevron's decision to downsize got to do with Buhari? You lowlifes are bunch of brainless morons. Do you even know the severance package each of them will be paid-off ?

11Anonymous:
I'm not a party supporter, but it's clear that Ize Iyamu doesn't have a plan on how to fund his POI plans.

Obaseki is more sensible and realistic.

Unfortunately Ize Iyamu might win since the election will be rigged. Sad though.

Delusion Grandeur

Sensitivity:
Bale is coming to play golf in Nigeria
Bale be like
Ope oooooo

Golfers All,

.....Man already on tee

mistercharles:
Forget pictures...this place no fine.
Na only say they get light

We should forget picture and accept what? paintings?

You're not serious...

bestmutiu2019:
please don't mind my bad English,please I need you to help me or advice me on what to do before I kill someone.
My name is ade second to last born in a family of 5,my mum first and second born were male follow by a girl then me and my jnr bro that is ma mum last born
The only girl of my family that is my sister married a guy this guy is so rude and mannerless I don't know maybe it was because of the little money he has,fast forward they had their first born a boy,then two years later my sister gave birth to twins she deliver the first one by herself then CS for the second one,as Almighty Allah pleases my sister died the 3rd day she gave birth to her twins that is November 2017.
Although my late sister husband lost both his parents so those little girls are with my mum she has been taking care of them since then,so one issue arise when one prophet told my mum that they should do this 1,1. tribal marks for those little girls to prevent their late mother from disturbing them in which my late sister husband decline,he came back the 3rd day September 29 2019 that he has come to claim these little girls that he has already paid for their boarding school that they are going to boarding school,twins that is not up to 2 years, meanwhile their first born is not staying with him a boy of 4 years old he says that he should go and be staying with one of his street uncle.
We accept these little twins started their boarding school in the neighboring state, like two months after then when mum go and visit the twins at the boarding school,they says my mum did not have any right to visit these twins because of the instructions their father gave them,my mum cried like say tomorrow no dey.

Meanwhile the first born that is staying with his street uncle he also order that man not to let any of us to see him.
PLEASE I NEED YOUR ADVICE ON WHAT TO DO,I TOLD MY SENIOR BROTHER TO TAKE ACTION THEY COME UP WITH NOTHING,PLEASE I NEED YOUR ADVICE,COS I CAN KILL THIS MAN

With due respect to your feelings, you cant do him squart....
1. By law, he has every right either to allow or deny you all access to his children.
2. How on earth do you think you can impose your beliefs on him? How can you even mute the idea of tribal marks on children that are not yours?
3. You have betrayed his trust...and that is why he's reacting this way. He will do everything to keep the children away from you all, cos he doesn't trust you all not to put marks on his children against his wish (if you have not done so already)
4. Better be careful confronting him, else he deals with you....

valentineuwakwe:
https://punchng.com/soon-manyll-be-discouraged-to-stand-against-corruption-osinbajo/

@valentineuwakwe,

It is important not to rely on Nigerian Journalist who either as a result of comprehension deficit or their foul intentions changes the narrative and tries to give it another meaning. The part you highlighted was never the essence of his message, but to show the enormity of the challenge in the fight against corruption. The main thrust of his message is below

The Vice-President said, “The fight against corruption is nuanced and hydra-headed, it is not going to get easier by the day; as a matter of fact, it will get more difficult by the day and many will become discouraged in standing up against corruption.

“But it is our duty both as individuals and institutions, especially in developing countries where corruption has such a devastating effect, to ensure that we prioritise the fight against corruption and continually devise new ways and new approaches even as the hydra-headed problem itself continues to manifest in different ways.”

CzarChris:

Dude, believe me, your too uptight. You need to lighten up a bit. Stop walking around like you've got a stick way up your azz. This life is too simple and short to be taken too seriously.

Seriously, I don't even gamble. I just made a little comic relief with a bite of sarcasm and your all over my case calm down.

Another thing guy I'm no kid, so please speak with me with atleast a little pinch of respect.

Thank you.

You're no kid? I'm tempted to agree with you on that.....then why not live it...

CzarChris:
WTF is wrong with you, are you so daft that you don't understand what sarcasm is? Oga "know it all" continue with your over serious view of life, na your type High BP dey quick kill.

Nonsense!

Sarcasm? That Sarcasm that portrays intellectual deficit is what again? When a generation of supposed youth has knowledge tilted to betting agencies than the wellbeing of their economy, is that not an indication of a useless bunch?

CzarChris:
Lord knows, when I saw this topic my immediate thought was like Nigerian government don open bet shop to generate more IGR?

When I see ignorant submissionike these, I get more disappointed. Tells you the "intellectual maturity" of typical NLers especially on things relating to the nation, commerce and economy.......especially when Google is a click away

agabusta:
The discos always default on payment. They claim the prices we currently pay are not market driven.

The FG put that link to keep the sector going. A sort of subsidy.

I think it is more of guarantee than subsidy. NERC on the other hand are the subsidy agent. The Discos ab-initio were not financially competent to run, they never wanted to invest in metering but wanted to keep collecting funds from customers under the estimated billing cycle.

Power cannot stored. Once produced must be off-taken. NBET is that plug that guarantee that power produced is paid for hence GENCOS can continue to produce. They are a temporary arrangement till market parity is attained

kikero:
Very true...though my problem with NBET is that it's existence means that technically speaking there is a 'subsidy' on power...which makes it difficult for DISCOS and GENCOS to raise funds.

Then you do not know fully what NBET stands to solve. I wonder how NBET's existence translate to subsidy, much more when our market is not mature for a willing-buyer-willing-seller yet, how do you think all the dumping Discos resorted to when they could not take all power from GENCOs are resolved ?

Martahi:
How are we sure is Buhari that made this appointment

Trump made it....

Satisfied ?

meobizy:
Apart from her name, how is she Nigerian again?

Dumb!

Someone that was a player and assistant coach of D'Tigres, some of you think Nigeria started existing when you came into your diapers

DDeliverer:
Good sir, I was asking if you still listen to bishop kukah..if you are aware of his current position and if you are happy with APC...!

1. I listen to Bishop Kukah
2. I am aware of his positions
3. I am Very Much HAPPY with APC

Next?

Olalan:
TSTV is a classic example of keeping your plans to yourself........they made so much noise and their competitors silenced them

That in part, the other is that technology is about to wipe them all out. DSTV is also going down soon. IPTV has bridged all these gaps and we hardly need all these satellite TVs coys. Even content owners get to sell with better models where there take-home can be based on the performance (number of streams and views) of their contents rather than one-off pay.

Aizen123:
Please I need advice. I lost my Dad over 2 months now and he hasn't been buried due to the pandemic. My Uncle's are all in Lagos and can't come back.

So after the lockdown was over we decided to go to the village.. On getting I discovered that his shop was open and all the money going into the first Uncle (first son) account.. So I called my uncle because he told me it was locked and he was saying did he need my permission before to open the shop and i decided to just control myself because i like peace and i decided to go to the house in the village...

On getting there I called my uncle and he told me the keys are with them in Lagos ... That it was waybilled and i said ok and went back with my brother and sister.

Fast forward today... I got a call from someone in the village that my Dad's burial death has been fixed and i was wowed because as the first son i haven't been told yet by my uncle's. So right now i am about acting but i need advice.

1. Who is with the death certificate?
2. If you are, involve the authorities (police/Military). Take control

ODUBEZE:

I think what's important here is that he's putting in great effort

But that governor Zulum built 50 schools in a year

Make una take am easy with these lies nau

Haba!!! Una go wound person ooooo

Omo, see AC inside classroom

Actually ,most of them were started by the ex-governor Shettima. In fact the schools were over 75% done by the time we was leaving office. Zulum is completing them.....

Greenbullet:
I hear guys saying all girls are gold diggers at any small request, but why refer to a girl as a gold digger if you can not care for her needs.

Many people venture into relationship these days and most male partners do not understand their role, one basic role is your ability to provide for your household, if you can not do this then you are not a man but a weakling, if your female partner request for money most times it is not to "gold dig" rather is it to test your financial capacity and reasoning.

I wonder how some guys think "if she loves me she won't ask for anything". Excuse me are you all right? She loves you and intends to spend her life with you so she is trying to assess what your financial limits are so she can add to it or know how to request.

Imagine a boyfriend not being able to pay for his girlfriend's hair or even buy her a new shoe or even just give her money to buy foodstuff, and saying " am I her parents?" Well you are more than that because the moment you asked her into your life, you also asked her needs and accepted her as your responsibility.

PLEASE STOP DATING IF YOU CAN'T LEARN THE MAIN responsibility ATTACHED TO IT

This is got to be the most dumb and unintelligent BS I've ever read on NL. I do not even know what trash I should dumb it, toxic waste disposal?

pquaver:
. Bro. I think the wailer always remind us that this president doesn't do audio project hence they get jealous when he start a project up north because they surely know it will be executed and completed.. I see know reason someone will get agitated when he knows a project will not be executed..

BUHARI is a completer General of projects started and I admire the man for that..
Finally I think you reap what you sow they people down east decided to for "share the money instead of visible projects" even when some of us told them.. Well I have no atom of sympathy for them even though I am from there knowing fully well that they will make same choice tomorrow claiming smart yet they have been doing same thing since 1999 yet expecting a different result.. TRUTH is every Igbo man in his mind knows buhari is a good man because If Buhari was Igbo and went through the same treatment at the hand of a section of this country believe me every Igbo man know what another can do.. We do things with impunity.. I swear that section go hear I am.. I am just saying the honest truth it will hurts some people.. But its the truth..
EZIOKWU KA MU KWURU.

1. I am not even bothered about what they choose to think or not. What I will not see addressed is their proclivities to misrepresent facts to suit their whims. There are some things that are just outrightly ignoble. How can people mask the fact that the same foundation laying ceremony was done in Bayelsa State a month ago, and lie as if it is only restricted to Bayelsa. I know these people are of depraved minds, but at least we owe it to posterity and our children that telling the truth is the way of life.

2. Another sacrosanct fact is that PMB is president. People need to deal with that. There has been presidents and there always will be. An alternative for this people can include banging their heads on the wall for all I care........

3. I wonder what kind of willfully evil-minded people these ones are. We are talking of improving the health sector and saving lives, these people have problem with it. I guess they prefer looters.

DDeliverer:
Mapet my man, hope you still listen to your favorite bishop...

What is this? Taken your meds yet?

Gracealone:
Nigerian Style.

The question is: has the same NNPC constructed a hospital of that size in the Niger Delta?

Jonathan too designed railway line to first get to his small village and turn back.

Nope. Actually it was Amaechi that redesigned the rail project to get to Otuoke and back.....which is a very good thing

dorothy111:
It's federal government project. GEJ couldn't start a project in is state, but Bubu is starting from his doorstep.
Charity begins at home.

Never a fan of Bubu, but he sure knows how to flex muscle.

He actually started this project from GEJ's doorstep. Balyesa's was launched last month

proeast:
The bigot thinks that others are fools. You're building 12 yet only the one in Katsina that we know about and you said it will be ready in 18 months still no mention of the phantom 11 others.

At this point I must have to say it as it is, eriri ndi Niger Delta eri They have scammed you all and your kids and those unborn will curse on the graves of their fathers for being so naive, timid and stvpid

You will not know about others because natural penchant for hate has alienated you from good causes happening around you.

This same ground-breaking event for the project was launched in Bayelsa State a month ago. You will not know cause it's not hate-inspired news...

Racoon:
Niger Delta is a wasteland.NNPC refineries are in comatose yet here is another wild goose chase by the govt.Adaka Boro, Ken Saro-Wiwa fought for all these till they died but never got them.

They're using southern resources to build railway to Maradi-Niger that have no trace of crude oil."Nigeria must exist based on equality"-Northern leaders.

Some of you need to take a chill pill and lay off this hypocritical nonsense you spew. Your nerves decided to ignorantly wake up when something is being done in the North. This same event was launched a little over a month ago (3rd/4th May) in Bayelsa State, there was no rancor. The need to rapidly development our ailing health sector is not a concern to you..... it must always be about "them vs. us"

NNPC, partners construct 200-bed hospital in Yenagoa

The Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation-led oil and gas industry intervention initiative on COVID-19 has commenced the third phase of their support programme.

According to the NNPC, the phase commenced with the foundation laying ceremony of a permanent emergency and infectious diseases hospital for the South-South region in Yenagoa, Bayelsa State.

https://punchng.com/nnpc-partners-construct-200-bed-hospital-in-yenagoa/

Sacchi1162:
Airport will be ready by Christmas, from then it was postponed to Easter... Las las they'll open it next year because I pass there almost every week and there's little to no improvement every time

...and you observed this by "I pass there almost every week"? Some of you are not intelligent with your lying......

I think a big problem here is comprehension. A little help below

We announce our full remobilization to Enugu despite COVID lockdown. Even with challenges like heavy rains, opening up of quarries and bitumen sources we should complete this procurement in few weeks

nameo:
Can the Buhari Govt pull this through??

I need to see the document to this. It sounds like a good one

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dingbang:
You sef.. But you were touching her and you didn't tell yourself it wasnt biblical too abi.

Taye4j:
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I bet that fool has never left his erosion ravaged enclave, but will rush to spew nonsense and expose how ignorant he is all in the name of showing hatred towards Nigeria.

Bros,

I feel like exposing them this morning...