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|Business / Re: Innocent Chukwuma: "GT Bank Is Using EFCC To Intimidate, Fight Me" by mastro: 7:45am On Dec 20, 2017|
So long story short the cases are still in court.
|Crime / Re: Amber Karaoke & Lounge Nightclub Calabar Owner Accused Of Burying 2 Children by mastro: 8:07am On Dec 18, 2017|
Our people are uniquely stupid, they will believe anything that is written by anyone, "my uncles sister-in-laws second cousins friend said that her father-in-law was there and saw the 5 corpses being dug up.
So with the pretense of "no smoke without fire" thy want to wreck the mans business and hype their juju man "aka Pastor" It's OK
|Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze & Eldee React To Pastor Adeboye's Death Prayer This Morning by mastro: 7:32am On Dec 10, 2017|
The problem here is very simple, the modern African "pastor" is simply a witch doctor, once that fact is understood, them raining curses rather than prayers becomes clear.
Ditto their tithing scam, the witch doctor lives off the wealth of the village promising to protect them from supernatural enemies, taking credit for every good thing while blaming bad things on them not being devote enough.
|Car Talk / Re: Tesla Roadster Vs Bugatti Chiron: Which Will You Buy? (photos) by mastro: 8:58am On Nov 25, 2017|
Is the obvious answer
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|Politics / Re: A by mastro: 4:53pm On Nov 12, 2017|
then when China start to repatriate 85% of the profit we will begin to shout and Senate will begin to investigate.
Rough math $5.6billion x 10 % yield, $560 million x 85% $476million every year Or do we think China are a charity
|Politics / Re: Sacked Teachers Destroy Kaduna House Of Assembly Complex (Photos) by mastro: 10:06am On Nov 09, 2017|
Because no right thinking person wants their child taught by an illiterate teacher
|Properties / Re: Will A Tenant Pay During His 3 Or 6 Months Quit Notice? by mastro: 10:04am On Nov 09, 2017|
I guess I'm lucky not to have members of Nairaland as tenants, so una want de live for person house for free abi, better go read your tenancy agreement.
Small time they will be calling Evans criminal.
|Politics / Re: Court Orders El-Rufai, Police To Pay Choc City Boss, Maikori N40m by mastro: 6:27am On Oct 28, 2017|
LOL by that logic every arrest warrant must be registered separately in every state otherwise criminals could change state to avoid arrest, its a nonsense judgement and further brings the judiciary into disrepute.
Guess this one too should sue for N40m
One of the armed robbers that attacked the Skye Bank branch at Ifon in Ose Local Government Area of Ondo state has been nabbed, Sahara Reporters has learned.
The bandit was caught and handed over to detectives at a local village known as Uzebba in Owan West Local Government Area of Edo state on Friday afternoon
|Politics / Re: Court Orders El-Rufai, Police To Pay Choc City Boss, Maikori N40m by mastro: 6:21am On Oct 28, 2017|
what part of "The police subsequently obtained an order of arrest from a Magistrates’ court in Kaduna" doesn't constitute lawful arrest, at times it seems that the courts don't understand the basics of law, or more likely they are just mischief makers, by this "logic" the judgement in Abuja isn't valid in Kaduna State either.
For those who are actually interested in the law"
|Family / Re: Mother In Law Wants My 2.5 Year Old To Sleepover by mastro: 6:13am On Oct 28, 2017|
That to me is the worst of both worlds, kids visiting grandparents is alone time for you and your wife.
|Religion / Re: Bishop Miracle Williams Gifted Range Rover Jeep After His Hummer Jeep Got Burnt by mastro: 8:31am On Aug 11, 2017|
zigalo:Brand new Tokunbo
|Politics / Re: What Measure Do You Think We Can Use To Generate 24/7 Electricity? by mastro: 7:12am On Aug 08, 2017|
For those claiming solar is too expensive:
It's cheaper than diesel & petrol generators & which are the reality for most of us in Nigeria who need 24/7 power.
Also better than staying in darkness which is the the reality for most of our population.
|Politics / Re: What Measure Do You Think We Can Use To Generate 24/7 Electricity? by mastro: 7:07am On Aug 08, 2017|
This, the main advantage in our society of Microgrids is that the capital investment is relatively small, rather than a single N100billion power generation project financed by Govt, that will take years to come onliine, is reliant on National Grid and Discos to get to the end user and finally might even fail, surely it makes more sense to have 100 N1billon end-to-end projects sponsored by a variety of Govt, commercial and NGO's, yes it means that initially projects will be aimed at the "rich" but over time power generation will become like mobile phones and benefit everyone.
There is profit in supplying power sometimes all govt need do is recognise a fact and leave it to the market.
|Politics / Re: IPOB Releases List Of Its Delegates To Visit White House On July 21 To See Trump by mastro: 11:03am On Jul 12, 2017|
Can I donate in Biafrian Pounds?
Any Mumu that falls for this deserves to be scammed
|Car Talk / Re: Where Is The Worst Place Your Car Has Ever Broken Down? by mastro: 9:53am On Jul 05, 2017|
[quote author=obafemee80 post=58124768]3rd mainland bridge..
It was a scary experience [/quote#
Been there, done that, at about 11pm back in the 90s, fastest tyre change ever
|Car Talk / Re: See The Ultimate Garages For Exotic Cars by mastro: 10:22am On Jul 03, 2017|
This thread https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=23&t=573190&i=4160 has loads of ideas on how to finish/equip your garage,
|Politics / Re: learn how to hatch catfish in this short video by mastro: 1:01pm On Mar 18, 2017|
thought I would give the author the benefit of the doubt, mistake, there is a reason it only has 48 views. I want that 7 mins of my life back
|Religion / Re: It's Only God And Apostle Suleman's Wife That Can Condemn Him by mastro: 7:09pm On Mar 12, 2017|
When allegations first surface they start with Only God can judge me, only he knows the truth
Then when evidence emerges It was the devil that pushed me, he is trying to divide my house
All the while their worshipers are shouting Touch not my anointed
When will we get to understand that these aren't men of God but thieving immoral motivational speakers.
|Religion / Re: Biodun Fatoyinbo Poses With A Bike (Photo) by mastro: 7:27am On Feb 24, 2017|
Fake story or no fake story ...... we're still waiting for his "Robust response" to Ese Walter's accusations
|Politics / Re: Tinubu Allegedly Refutes Claim Of Seeing Buhari- Report by mastro: 8:22pm On Feb 13, 2017|
help me ask them O,
|Car Talk / Re: Can A Car Still Move When It's Has Finish It Mileage? by mastro: 10:49am On Jan 13, 2017|
When the cars mileage finishes that's the end of the car, all functions will shut down, however if you keep feeding it petrol and you are lucky it may have a baby.
First time this was recorded in Nigeria was when a 230E gave birth to a 190E, hence the name baby benz,
|Politics / Re: My Predecessors Left With 22 Police Vehicles –arase by mastro: 8:01am On Dec 27, 2016|
My predecessors stole govt property, therefore it is only fair that I am allowed be a thief, how dare you call me a thief.....
Nigeria we hail thee.............
|Properties / Re: Architects: What Is Wrong With This Preliminary Draft by mastro: 7:25am On Nov 25, 2016|
The Dining and Kitchen are much too small, forget grid ref, just compare to size of bathrooms.
Guest toilet arrangement is flawed, your guest will have to come into living room to take a shower.
I'm assuming that you asked for a separate entrance, for the Suite on the left?
Only master Bed has wardrobe space and it's much too small.
Corridor is much too long, I see that he is trying to get light in, but design is fundamentally flawed.
Is better but that longggggggggggggggg corridor suggests to me a lack of understanding of basics, when no be face-me-I-face-you
Honestly I suggest you engage another "ARCHITECT" to give you a draft.
|Car Talk / Re: Can I Replace My Car Engine Oil With A Road Side Measurement Oil? by mastro: 8:56am On Nov 02, 2016|
Una wicked O.
OP, what they are all saying is that using oil of unknown grade and source in your car has a high probability of causing you very expensive problems,
look at it like this, if someone offers you a glass of water, and you don't know where it came from (Eva water, local gutter, pure water) would you drink it?
|Car Talk / Re: Odometer Reading Roll Back - Advice Please by mastro: 7:09am On Oct 31, 2016|
Personally I would walk away, if the seller is ready to lie so blatantly about the mileage, what else is he lying about? Probably everything regarding the car, so no service history, so you can't see how well the car was maintained.
|Politics / Re: EFCC Arrests Precious Chikwendu, Femi Fani-Kayode's Wife In Ekiti (Pic) by mastro: 7:27am On Oct 18, 2016|
Is the relevant perspective from the EFCC
I really fail to understand why people jump to defend accused thieves just because they are public figures, , after all when in Oshodi market and they are chasing a guy shouting Ole Ole, these same people will join the mob without asking questions.
|Politics / Re: Nigerians Warned To Stay Off MMM 'scam' by mastro: 9:52am On Oct 11, 2016|
Or in other words,
I am a lying scamming bastard looking to capitalise on peoples misery by stealing the small they have
|Politics / Re: Western Powers Blocking Nigeria’s Power Solution – Adeosun by mastro: 9:07am On Oct 06, 2016|
Every technology has its drawbacks however I think the most viable way forward for Nigeria is a mix of Gas fired and renewables specifically Solar.
Gas fiired is proven technology with minimal downside we currently flare (waste) enough gas to power the whole of the country, hence Gas plants should be a no brainer.
Solar due to a combination of ability to produce and consume locally combined with rapidly falling prices of photovoltaics cell and batteries is the future. The same way we bypassed the expansion of landline provision going straight to Mobile phones for the majority of the population is the same way we should be managing power expansion. Solar installations in every home bypassing the grid for residential and small scale industrial use.
|Business / Re: Forex: Erisco Foods Threatens To Fire 1,500 Workers, Leave Nigeria by mastro: 8:45am On Oct 06, 2016|
Since the factory is already up and running his ForEx needs should be minimal.
He claims to have N6billion worth of stock, if his "competitors" are importing stock at N500 to the $ then surely his product gets cheaper in real terms.
As a local manufacturer the current state of the Naira should boost his business.
|Car Talk / Re: 3 Diys, 1 Service Manual And 1 Car. Toyota Sienna 1998-2003 by mastro: 9:22am On Sep 19, 2016|
Warm ideally IMO,I generally run my engine for a min or 2, so hot enough for improved viscosity (easy flowing) but not hot enough to burn.
|Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Should Application Letter Be Handwritten Or Typed? by mastro: 9:06am On Sep 14, 2016|
Exactly, an application for employment is a formal communication, just like your CV. It should be typed out, it's the first contact a potential employer will have with you and should create the very best impression possible.
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