₦airaland Forum

PunkyV:
Hehehe. Now whose fault is that those people live in a bubble? Mine? You should thank me for educating them then, instead of going on & on about this as if it's a thumb-sucked phraseology that I came up with myself. Like I said, this is an international gathering place, so I don't see why I shouldnt make international references in my statements.

Seriously, you need to back off...you're about to dine with death

So because you spewed an american stereotype on a Predominantly Nigerian forum in your parochial mind you are 'educating' people? And why are u so ashamed of telling me where you are from? Seems you guys lick american asses there. And who told you everybody is afraid of death? Try something else.

PunkyV:
TBH, you don't sound too bright to be challenging me on an argument. I'll run circles around you any day

This IS an international forum, in a way, because not all members on this forum are Nigerians & not all Nigerians in this forum are even IN Nigeria. So I'm sure they know or may have heard of that stereotype regardless of where they live.

So u a non Nigerian that probably doesn't even live in Nigeria are in a better position to tell me (a full blooded Nigerian living in Nigeria) what stereotype about a particular phenomenon makes rounds in NIGERIA? What makes u think that Nigerians that don't live in Nigeria on this forum 'should' know that illustration? How many of them live in America? And yet you are the first to jump into telling me I ain't bright? Now I am really interested in knowing where you are from 'bright girl'.

I laughed hard reading your story bro but as a mature grown up man is there really anything embarrassing in buying sanitary pads? Cos I do it always for my sisters even if d shop is filled to capacity. Guess its all about our personalities sha. Sorry bro lol...

PunkyV:
Sigh. Comprehension. Comprehension. Whatever, I don't have the energy for this right now, so Ta Ta.

Sorry dear but its obvious u r d one that doesn't COMPREHEND what I am trying to say. U made an example (thinking its universally accepted) with 'doughnut eating cops' which is actually AMERICAN and not universal perse and I'm trying to tell u dat an average NIGERIAN don't know their cops to eat doughnuts(and this is NAIRALAND, a Nigerian forum wit more than 90% NIGERIAN members). So when next you wanna give a really INTERNATIONAL example on an 'international' forum, look for something more appropriate. That 'stereotype' is absolutely AMERICAN.

PunkyV:
I'm not Nigerian, yes. The cop thing is an international stereotype, particularly the Americans. Was just making a point is all.

In your world everything american is 'international'. My point: its absolutely strange to associate doughnut eating with cops. Where are you from?

PunkyV:
Yup. Do you close your nose when taking a dump? Now don't tell me you don't close it when you're smelling somebody else's crap. It's similar to that. Your own mess smells like roses to you, while you get all high-nosed & lad di dah about someone else's mess. So...

Ive never caught anybody or been caught by someone before. Can't really give a first hand account to be honest. But your expression is funny....lol.

PunkyV:
Maybe you should rather make that clear to yourself because nowhere in my initial post did I say all were like that. And besides, all professions have generalizations eg. doughnut eating cops. Now does that mean all cops gorge on doughnuts? I have more than two brain cells working, so the answer would be, NO

you definitely don't sound Nigerian. Doughnut eating cops in 9ja? Lol not d Nigeria I know can such illustration be made about cops.

PunkyV:
No, I've never been caught having sex because I'm very private about that sort of thing.

However, I've heard a friend of mine & her BF having sex. We were all in the same bed! Me & her shared a place at the time & there was only one bed in the tiny room. The sound, everything, was the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. With every movement they made, I felt nauseous. Yuck!

because it wasn't you u r now talking of 'nauseous' feeling abi?

queenoflafia:
I don't do quickie

who asked you?

Trapping:
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Who else? if not the people from the tribe of blessings and Gods Grace.


Mumu igala people now answer Ifekandu. BTW do you know what that name means.

It quietly passed when we recently heard about d 5.0 unilag grad and d imafidon's in d UK (described as d smartest family. Benet Omalu is a hero. Don't spoil his achievment with your usual uncivilized 'only me can do it' attitude.

Uduak2019:
I can't believe I'm in the same country with this people. What's the business of life between SS/SE with this people? SMH

Arrogance is still the very reason you find 'these people' ruling over 'your very enlightened people' most of the time. No ethnic group has the monopoly of enlightenment my dear and d earlier u realize that d better 4 u. As crude as u think these pple r, I hav seen very sophisticated and intelligent ones amongst them just as I have seen absolutely dumb and thriftless SE/SS pple n vice versa. The world has gone beyond this kinda stereotyping. Travel and see!

FLYFIRE:
Oga, that is what he said... "I have only One MIllion Naira". Google is close to you. Please also Google how Buhari ran PTF. Thank you Mr. TooKnow

make your point without name calling. All Pull Him Down (PHD) agents who love suffering or are thieving beneficiaries/collaborators MUST leave the stage. People keep shouting crap about how he ran PTF or stole an imaginery amount but cannot point a single conglomerate owned by buhari or oil well or mansion or even a big property of any kind anywhere.

MAROC:
Obama did not claim to have N1m in his account while paying for his daughter to attend Harvard!

Spot the difference!

When did buharin claim to have 1m only? Didnt he declare like 30m in one acct during his well publicized asset declaration? If not Nigerians and self denial how can a retired Major Gen and former head of state (more than 30 years ago) not be able to pay a child's 26000 pounds a year school fees? Even commissioners in states can afford that and I know some! Smear campaign on full throttle!

You have written well my dear but there is no hard and fast rule that when you use cutlery, the fork MUST be on your left hand. Convenience is the most important thing when you eat.

Mutuwa:


Except..

Akpomejevwe Nyemachi Tedheke
#OCCUPYINGMINDS: #NIGERDELTAMILITANTS...Every time a Crude Flow Station is Destroyed by Militants in the Niger Delta, The Environment is Damaged; Our Land is Polluted and Our Communities are subjected to more hardships...Let the Bombing Continue, who will loose?...The Government of PMB is dragging the Nigerian Economy away from Crude Oil; Lagos State has Joined the League of Oil Producing State and the Northern Part of Nigeria whose Reserves have been Cynically suppressed over the Year will begin production within the next couple of months or within the next two years...

With time, We from the Niger Delta would have destroyed our Lands so much that future generation will curse us, their Fathers and Mothers for killing their dreams. Let the Stupidity Continue my People...Don't stop the blowing up of pipelines.

Everyone of us thinks that a Blown Pipeline is an attack on PMB and His Government of Change...Insanity on display I must say. Kano and Lagos are Leading the way in Tomatoes Paste Production and Tomatoes don dey scarce shebi? The Northern Landmass alone is about 4 times the entire Landmass of the SS and the SE; Agriculture will revolutionize the North within the next decade...We from the Niger Delta will use our Oil to sock Garri and we think we are punishing Nigeria? Think Again, but Kontinu.

I have been reliably informed, that the More Pipeline we blow-up, the more the Resolve of this President to get the Nigerian Economy off oil...The More the Presidency block loopholes; The More the desire for alternative Revenue; The More the Nigerian People get pissed off by our Stupidity.

The Future is Lost to the Greedy, Selfish Demons of Today. Blow Pipelines if you can, Nigeria is moving on. We have a President who is capable of making the hard decisions and willing to firmly sustain those hard choices. Blow Pipelines abeg. Let Nigeria Suffer and Let our land be wasted. Kontinu killing your own future by your own hands.
WEEP NOT FOR THE NIGER DELTA!!!
OUR ENEMIES ARE WITHIN!!!

I dont think I have read anythn more sensible on nairaland since I have been a member for 5 months now. You are enlightened my friend. God bless you.

KashyBaby:
this is so me...

you can be proud of yourself.

Bobandgreat:
Osama Bin ladin had a better influence than u on a larger populace, does that make him better than u? Shekau controls a larger populace than u, does that make him better than u? Fulani herdsmen are more than ur control index, does that make them better than u? Buhari the illiterate has many almajiri followers, does that make him better than u? Hold ur advice until ur life improves.

You don't understand the word 'relative' which means I haven't communicated anything to you. All the while I thought you were 'better' than your last expression. Take it from me my friend, life will be much easier 4 u if u stopped trying to self impose yourself on people as being better. You are NOT BETTER THAN ANYONE!

Bobandgreat:
Yoga. Yes because I went to school, I am better than them. I am also better than Buhari who didn't finish secondary school. I worked hard to go to school so I can better my life. I went to school so I can com to my full potential. I believe I have contributions to make to make the world better. Why didn't you become a herdsman? Why did u go to school only to come and tell me I am not better than an illiterate, blood thirsty Fulani herdsman. May God judge u.

Going to school doesnt make you "better" than anyone. Ultimately, the person who has better effect on a wider range of people becomes 'better' which is still relative. You claim Buhari didn't go to school but he is your president (second shot for that matter) and I dont see how anyone can be 'better' than being a president. Best thing: just live your life to be useful to yourself and people around you. Ultimately NOONE is 'better' (a very childish expression if you ask me) than anybody by virtue of some superficial or self imposed sense of importance!

Actually OP you are 'showing yourself' has a pidgin origin so it shouldn't be on your list. To add, what in the world does "next tomorrow" mean? Almost everyone says this plus how many of us know there is NOTHING like FACE CAP? Its actually baseball cap and d former ought to be 'the day after tomorrow'

zicoraads:
Useless publicity stunt. Was it not this same convoy that damaged and beat up a lady and her siblings while the Useless Governor supervised?!

Apart from that incident, I know of another where the Governor was accused of doing something like that.

Rational minds won't be fooled by this Mr. Governor.

what are you on about? Negative disposition is really hurtful. Governors have media crew that are ALWAYS with them.

What is wrong with queuing? As far as I am concerned, it is a sign of orderliness and if well planned won't waste one's time at all. How else would you feed more than 1,500 young people living a quasi-regimented life in a camp?

I never regret anythn about my past rships cos I usually enter wit full awareness that SH*T HAPPENS!

Super write up. Articulated why I am single inspite of desperately searching. Can't stand women that pride themselves in being irrational.

SeverusSnape:
I just dey laugh.

More lies to distract people from the incompetence of this administration.

They keep uncovering and recovering, but at the same time still borrowing to finance the budget of fraud. It's like saying your debtors paid their debts of 100,000, but you're still borrowing 20,000 to buy a phone. Isn't that stupidity??

Buhari dullard even said some months back that they don't have any evidence against this woman.

coming from Tinubu's newspaper - the nations

Lying propagandists.

I've never seen a people so terrified of success in order to justify the choice they made at the previous polls. Even if these monies are recovered and all d roads in your village dualized plus all ur relations employed people like u will still shout DISTRACTION, PROPAGANDA and all such. Lovers of the status quo MUST change.

j1mmy:
You are brave to post on the internet that you believe in juju in 2016.

You must be less intelligent than a 9 year old Chinese kid and an ape.

You are the statistics used by the world to describe Africans as monkeys, m-o-rons like you are responsible for that.

where did I say I 'believe' in juju? I'm sure u think u r intelligent wit what u hav posted now. And what's wit all d monkey reference and white approval talk? Or u think u saying u don't believe in juju stops d fact that bullets actually don't penetrate some people when shot? I still maintain that u lack exposure. Go out there and interact and see things boy.

duchess25:
that sound gayish to me.anyway no offence

Sorry love cos I'm very straight. 9ja ladies most atimes disrespect u when u just trying to b nice. I really despise d 'aiit' 'k' and 'ummm' crap replies which seem to b synonymous with being a 9ja gal these days. Shld I also add that I ain't generally a chatting person? And trust me I love intelligent conversations n can sustain one. Just hate being ridiculed.

buharisbae:
I don't reply any single pm and I've never sent any

Noone gives a f**k.

Trust me man, I am just intelligently guessing that PM means private message? I don't even know how its done!

Truth is chatting with women is generally irritating to me.

As provoking as what u just wrote is, it is very TRUE and I am pure BLACK!

j1mmy:
So in 2016 people (sorry monkey) like you still believe in jazz?
I weep for that primitive country everyday

and I am sorry 4 u if u think there is nothing like jazz (and I am probably more travelled than u).

Lordabas:
Smh. It's really true women have fish brain.

I'm not bluffing but I am so familiar wit feminine maneuvers now that I often predict their next action 9/10 tines correctly even when wooing. I just push d button, sit back and watch them malfunction. Their hypocrisy is d most amazing. Guys better understand that 9ja gals play better when u give them distance and seem aloof. This one writing crap here will b d first to b depressed if noone talks to her in two weeks.