₦airaland Forum

Thank God I received all these sense a long time ago. Firstly i DON'T send people friend requests on FB. Second, I DON'T accept friend requests from people I donot know in real life on FB. I've been on FB 4 more than 10yrs n dont think I have up to 200 friends till date. Hardly a fan of other ones (not on twitter n instagram and passive on whatsappn BBM). Actualy thing SM takes more outta ur life than it gives.

Important question: have u ever been abused(physicall/sexually) b4?

ubcandid:
This lie you stated above is noe being accepted by almost everyone in the country.
The biggest economies are major oil producers except for Germany, the difference is that they don't export, our major problem is utility of crude oil. Nigeria roughly produces 2 million barrels of crude . China and USA doubles that.

You see why most of you fail exams? I said STABLE with highest PER CAPITA INCOME. I intentionally avoided d word BIGGEST which people like u still managed to shove into my post. If u have any knowledge of economics and development, u will know the difference. Pls try and understand stuff first b4 jumping into posting insults and accusations.

Meesquared:
yea yea. exactly how o got my ex gurl. got her number didn't call for a week she called and asked where I was and how I was. broke up months later tho. single nau tho buh really not searching. TBH I really don't woo a girl. never they just like Mee nd tell Mee they do or give Mee the signs they want Mee.

In a weird way I prefer to woo most times. Its like baiting and hunting for me. It gets so interesting dat through experience I correctly predict their next line of 'shakara' like7/10 times. It actually also makes me love them more. Their idiosyncracies are often laid bare b4 u at dis stage. Kinda also reduces d tendency of gettin a shocker early frm her if she finally agrees, presently on a 'project' now sef lol.....

HARDDON:
Sense Pill 2: THE WAY UP, IS D WAY DOWN

For ladies r like money, the more u chase them, the harder it gets


SENSE PILL 3: Suspense; Works like charm on women.
Always Keep her Guessing! It puts them on edge ,out of their comfort zone n what they r used to wit other guys! " all guys are the same "...they say and they are right! so Dare to be different

I totally agree wit d suspense and 'unconventionality' tactic. I have like 10 years real wooing experience and in dat tym never met a girl who doesn't at least pick my calls. Reason: after meeting and gettin ur num, it takes me like at least 3 days to call u d first time. I knw 4 sure most women easily become contemptious of an over calling chyker

rheether:
This is what you guys go through just to woo a lady? From today, I will be calm and give a listening ear to all chykers.

Yeah but it becomes second nature as u grow older. For guys that 'rehearse' regularly though.

onstelly:
Lol thanks at least someone understands me
Hope you were able to walk again

Mehn d thn really shocked me. U know d worst part, I'm from this relatively known family with teacher upbringing plus a priest for a blood brother (and I'm not a pervert but not particularly a saint). I walked very fast so that I could fade from d area FAST. I've been weary of such bold moves ever since o. I'm a better indoor lover kikiki....

onstelly:
Yes I can, the hard part is the kissing stuff. It's a no no for me

A really bold ex (NYSC) once unexpetedly kissed me on a busy road in d town I grew up in (22yrs bak then). I practically froze for several seconds and kept looking around and hoping noone who knew me had seen it happen! Its a complex feeling really.

EasternActivist:
No North is outta the picture... The SE have been royal brothers, neighbors and cousins they can handle the agricultural part of it.
SS and SE will do better with each other

I always laf at easterners when they talk about 'brotherhood'. Ebonyi pple r treated like outcasts by all other igbos. Imo people r loathed by Anambarians and even in the catholic church(the strongest non state institution in d SE) there is serious rivalry and dirty politics. The anambarians tag themselves d most original igbo and we all know d Edo people hate your guts (as you do them). U think all these will just vanish in your utopian society? What a joke!

EasternActivist:
And tell me any country that is the richest that has its measure mono income revenue from agriculture?

Ur response means you understand my point. Also butresses that oil ALONE can't liberate a country economically. Only 3rd world countries are mono economies. We need d southern oil AND the northern agric capacity to truelly develop. And if I may add, agric is MORE SUSTAINABLE than oil going by recent manifestations and prospects abi?

EasternActivist:
Is it a must that the SS rich in oil and gas must be farmers? , the oil and gas in SS can buy borno * 100 with all the farm output and can also pay labourers until there lifetime...

Lol. Yorubas finding ways to weaking the oil rich Niger deltas while the truth remains that they feed this country with their crude oil.

The most stable economies in d world and countries with d highest per capita income have NO oil. A fully functional and agriculturally revolutionalized north will fare better than the overrated SS oil dependent states. Not even mentioning d quantum variety of solid mineral deposites scattered all over the northern states untapped.

mrvitalis:
I tell my southern brothers every day, North have far more resources than the south and yet more lands for agriculture,
if u have the money a state in the North can allocate 200,000 heactres for u to cultivate, but in the south?? Getting 100 na war

My brother I have lived in Niger state all my life and I make bold to say that only the land in Niger state is enough to feed the whole of west africa if properly utilized. U no lie at all.

Pavore9:
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That is why l pity those who are blowing up the pipelines, further polluting their own environment thereby limiting agricultural ventures thriving in that region.

The proceeds from Agriculture tends to impact more on an individual as against that of oil. I prefer to be from a non-oil producing community, l engage the land and bring forth bountiful harvest, things are within my control, not where only some criminals elements are the only ones benefiting from the oil in the community while majority are starved off the benefits that should have been accrued and worst still the land can not provide an alternative means of sustenance!

Your parents obviously trained a very enlightened child in you. I couldn't have put it any better.

kushma:
Today is my birthday my fellow Nairalanders' please do the needful need 100 likes

and its my bday too. Happy birthday twin.

Ebiragirl:
God Bless Nigeria, Kogi State, Ebiraland. That's what. We. Live for in Nigeria. (Corruption)

Hey ebira girl can we connect? Ebira boy here with serious business to talk about.

Who in their right senses still attempt drug trafficking in southeast asia? The region with d most strict anti drug traffiking laws in d world. Cambodia (the country of the infinitely wicked and genocidal pol pot) for that matter? Goodness me.

Kennydoc:
Some people from a particular region can't do without ritual murder, rape, incest and a host of other vices.
I'll rather be a fraudster than to be a ritualist.
#GodForbid!

sorry bro, all shall be judged accordingly and there shall be no respite for any.

owobokiri:
we are now more or else in Dangote Republic. Dangote got there through all sorts of backdoor deals with his people in power. Same with Adenuga, Alakija, Danjuma and the rest. . My question? When will those ones be prosecuted for all their crimes against the Nigerian state?

when u r able to expose them with concrete evidence and not hearsay.

Babacele:
either $2.1 b or $322m ,una no dey shame? and you re absolutely wrong ....I'm challenging you to furnish us with your public document where only $322m was stolen.....

my brother morality and shame has taken flight from Nigeria. See how d guy just wrote 322 million dollars like 322 naira. Only shows d kinda beasts we r breeding in dis country. No conscience, no vision, no sympathy and absolutely no humanity. Check him out and u will find out he is a supposed 'leader of tomorrow'. Absolutely shocking!

floragregs:
All na packaging. Make she pull bra, the breast go dey kiss her belle.

Jealousy. Make we see your own wey no be packaging.

Burgerlomo:
A liar may easily upgrade to a cheater at any fricking time.

lol true dat.

sinaj:
u wud av kindly begged someone to summarize her post for you instead of acting like a hornny dullard











The op had a boyfriend whom she broke up with 2yrs ago. He is the one I referred to as her ex in my post.

The guy loved her when they were dating, and also found a job for her.

After they broke up, he disappeared for 2yrs only for him to resurface asking her to date him again.







Xo what is it you didn't understand in my post

Oh sinaj I wish you will stop cursing and simply read again. Although d op actually wrote bad english, u shld have said it wit love and not goof yourself when u wanna correct.I am a teacher so I am usually patient in enlightening people with 'word problems'. D op said "I have no partner for now afta breaking up wit my x. The only responsible guy dat hav ever ask me out ever since I broke up wit my ex HAPPENS TO BE D GUY WHO SHOW ME D WAY ON HOW TO GET D JOB I AM TODAY" Take not of d 'ever since I broke up' which means thr was another responsible guy apart frm d ex. D next statement was now "though I hav not seen him for two years" this is d ONLY RESPONSIBLE GUY OTHER THAN HER EX THAT SHOWED HER D WAY FOR HER JOB. Next quote is "was surprised when he called and told me that he loves me". I hope you can now understand that its NOT d boyfriend that is coming bak and its NOT d boyfriend dat got d job 4 her but another new supposedly responsible guy who is now loving up. U don't have to jump into insulting pple because u may discover your mistakes and not look so smart in d end. Stay well....

I grated my glo sim months ago. Scam network.

Davidovinci:


Ladies ain't left out you know....Y'all also do the same with your breast, when a guy is standing in front........ #justsaying

Happened to me countless times. Lol.

sinaj:
dude did u just feel like quoting Sinaj?



Did u read her post at all?

I think u need a lil sense up there




Oh gosh! Dis is cming wen m nt in d mood



U jux a lucky fvol tonite



I think u should enroll in a tutorial class, ur brain is in a big mess

Pot calling kettle black and you are still busy cursing when u r d one dat actually needs to read her post again. I don't trade insults so if dats ur talent, enjoy it. Just trying to open your eyes a little.

A cheat DEFINITELY lies but a liar might not exactly cheat. Simple.

sinaj:
Ur English teacher should refund back ur school fee





Giv ur ex another chance, he seems like a gud guy.

He prolly loves you

which ex are u talking about? Your comprehension teacher (part of english) needs to refund your money too.

falconey:
crap!!!

No man is born a sex machine we evolve as time goes. Listen op him not satisfying her is her fault i repeat it is her FAULT.

Most men power lies in the first round which most of us last 2-5 minutes without using any sexual stimulation substances . After the first round he will become weak and tired to go on to the next (where it will take time for him for CUM).


You will need to wake johnny bravo and make it hard again by romancing, sucking his nipples ( sucking the nipples not only arouse women but men too) and any sort of things to make him hard again. when he is hard that's when the show begins.

I know some ladies will antagonise my perception on this because they believe he should be a macho man and go 3-6rounds . The truth is he can but with the help of drugs which has side effect.



















































































































Good luck and happy premarital sex life.

lol happy PREMARITAL SEX life. Epic.

I don't think women of our time are quality and even have d ability to recognise quality when dey see it. Too much artificialness in rships plus hard girl/boy wanna bees. Ive tried loving rships thrice and it backfired. 9ja women will spit on your face when you love them gently. Absolutely frustratin.

modelmike7:
More of this kind news for the looters. Very good move by EFCC... Although 2 years is too minimal for stealing over 100Million Naira. And a man that stole a goat sometimes ago was given the same jail term.... Well, for a start , this is a welcome development. The FG need to build more cell/prison cos many corrupt politicians, (no matter the party) will be going to jail. Nigeria will be great again.

they have already collected the whole money and still jailed him. Plus he pleaded guilty which sometimes reduces the length of sentence. Fair if u ask me.

PunkyV:
You really arent on my intellectual level, Pinky Hear that sizzle? That's my braincells frying from reading the meaningless gobble-de-gook you just wrote about absolutely nothing. Now I got better things to do than argue with a brainless blob like yourself. Go play in your league, boyo!

hahahahaha just mention where you are from before you go do the 'better things' you have. Or at least put your face on your profile for starters. Did I poke a nerve in you? Why are you cursing? Little girls trying to be all grown up everywhere.

F**k him once and monitor the feeling afterwards.