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CrimeRe: Man Tried To Kill Wife By Flying Plane Into Their Home In US But Killed Himself by Mikester: 9:30pm On Feb 03, 2021
VampireeM:
Money must be his issue esp Life Insurance. The rate people kill their partners because of that in US is becoming increasingly alarming. They should check the man's financial records and secret personal lifestyle,maybe living double life Or maybe the wife wants to divorce him
RomanceRe: Let's Kill The Day's Boredom (come In Here) by Mikester(op):
Favemmzar200:
he left the class after the teaching session.

Linda's POV
Why is he calling me to his office, I didn't mean to be unattentive I was reminiscing on the action movie I watched yesterday (yeah I love action movies which some people find strange)
I searched for my bestie grace to follow me to the staffroom but she was having a serious conversation with the class rep peter whom she has a huge crush on.



The staffroom was a stonetgrow distance from my class, just about 5 class blocks away.


I knocked on the door and waited. I heard his baritone voice answer.
To be honest he had a hot face and a banging body, he made Steve my cute boyfriend look average.
Linda I said come in he repeated jolting me out of my reverie.

I walked in to see him Aline in the spacious staff room

TBC

follow and like the post so I can continue grin
Relax two can play at that game


John's POV

As I taught, I noticed a beauty at the window pane. There was something about her I couldn't point out as her face reminded me of my mother while she was young. I decided I had to know her better...

I was jolted out of my thoughts as I heard a knock on the door. "Come in" I uttered but no one came in. "Linda I said come in" I said getting impatient.

As expected she came in walking like the model that she was. Damn! Is it just me or this lady is a beauty goddess.

As an handsome and talented player, I have seen and tasted a lot of girls but I find myself really attracted to this girl. My office was the science lab so she sat opposite my table beside a long desk cluttered with lab equipments.

"You asked for me sir" she said expectantly

"Yes I did" I replied adjusting my glasses wearing a straight face. "I didn't appreciate the way you acted today. I usually like my class to be interactive. One might assume you have no love for the teacher or his subject..."
RomanceRe: Let's Kill The Day's Boredom (come In Here) by Mikester(op):
VanillaIyce:
Wicked sombori, you didn't allow me continue the story.
Continue the story, no harm done. Check where I stopped
RomanceRe: Let's Kill The Day's Boredom (come In Here) by Mikester(op):
He walked into the class and the ladies greeted him with their killer smiling faces.

As he taught he asked questions and was marvelled at their intelligence as they answered his questions fluently but on close observation he noticed a girl seating close to the window at the extreme of the classroom.

She was a dark, slim beauty who made no contributions throughout the time he taught.

"Hey you, yes you over there. I noticed you've been silent. Anything the matter? What's your name?"

The ladies looked at each other smiling.

She stood up, "My name is Linda."

"Well Linda why aren't you making any contributions? Is everything OK?"

"Yes Sir, nothing wrong."

"Better not be. I don't want anyone to worry me about this topic later. By the way, see me in my office as I leave now... "

"Why Sir?" She asked astonished

" I have my reasons. Just show up immediately. Good day girls. " He concluded and walked out immediately...
RomanceRe: Help!! My Brother Thinks I Want To Ruin His Relationship by Mikester: 2:19pm On Feb 03, 2021
cdm4live:
You should be worried of not having one.

I can control him but we are happy as a family. Even though the girl is manipulative, she do adjust when I am around and we play and laugh together sometimes.

Not just middling in their affairs.

And the girl, she commands good business will so, I let my bros be.
Worried over what I can't control? Abeg, make I enjoy my life jare. Life to short to dey worry on top unnecessary matter wink
RomanceRe: Let's Kill The Day's Boredom (come In Here) by Mikester(op):
Favemmzar200:
as he died he was granted mercy and woke up at home without scratches.
He woke up the next morning with superhuman strengths and killer looks, an opposite to his unimpressive previous looks.
.


.
He boarded a taxi to the new school.



PRINCIPAL OFFICE
John you look good today. You would be having a lodge if you don't mind opposite the girls hostel grin


TBC

like and mention if you want me to continue
Continue, you have a good line
RomanceRe: Help!! My Brother Thinks I Want To Ruin His Relationship by Mikester: 2:09pm On Feb 03, 2021
cdm4live:
Na so my junior brother dey too o.
This my bro dey wash his woman clothes but him no dey touch my own. Pim I no talk. I dey go collect my clothes wash. Even my shirts wey him wear, na me dey wash am.
My house wey I dey mob at least twice a month, them no do am for months, na me come dey do am when I see d condition but pim I no talk.
Sometimes, if you worry these small boys and their Girls, the girls go turn them from you and you no go like am.
Now them don go and do come around when they desire.
Thank God me no get brother grin
RomanceRe: Let's Kill The Day's Boredom (come In Here) by Mikester(op):
johnkey:
as john left the premises of the school he forgot to look left twice while crossing the road, naso dangote trailer nack am dead, john died..end of story.
You can't build but you can destroy.

RomanceLet's Kill The Day's Boredom (come In Here) by Mikester(op):
The day is too boring. Make we have small fun abeg. tongue

Let's write a story together. I will begin the story then the next person will continue the story from where I stopped and on and on till infinity. Simple.

Where are the good writers? Food don arrive o. kiss

Modified: The rules are simple

1) Continue where the last person stopped
2) Don't make your story too long
3) Don't derail the thread
4) Remember rule 3

I begin...

John was a player who loved to chase after young girls. One fine day, as he was walking down the street, he saw a poster at a school requesting for a teacher.

Later in the day, he brought his certificate and applied and became the teacher of Binta girls high school...
RomanceRe: Married But In Love With Ex - Exposed Chats by Mikester:
As usual, children with their marital issues. I will overlook this one...

RomanceRe: Help!! My Brother Thinks I Want To Ruin His Relationship by Mikester:
Loner97:
I cnt leave my bro to suffer in her hands, i have had this experience and its not a nice situation to be in.. Moreover my bro is not the problem here, the girl is.. She insults me when she gets the slightest opportunity, trying to turn my bro against me and i have even seen her chat with my bro where she said she respects me just becus of my younger bro if not she would have given me the insults of my life and my bro was just begging her not to insult me so as not to enlongate the issue(Just imagine). Thats utter disrespect to me, am just trying to figure how to f**k her up real bad without hurting my bro
Like I said, sometimes to draw people closer, you have to give them some distance. All the while you tried to convince your brother, did he listen to you?

For fvck's sake, leave him to his folly and stop disrespecting yourself. You aren't that jobless. When he screws himself up, his will come to his senses.
RomanceRe: Help!! My Brother Thinks I Want To Ruin His Relationship by Mikester:
Leave your bro. Let him suffer from her hands. Some people need to experience firsthand before their brain resets.

Bennysam:
I hate people like you, so he will watch his younger brother be destroyed by woman all in the name of him minding his business
Sometimes to draw people closer, you have to give them a little distance
RomanceRe: Virgin At 20 Year Is It A Shame Or Something To Be Proud Of As A Guy by Mikester: 1:32am On Feb 03, 2021
Zeeknow3245:
So you know if you don masturbate you ain't no virgin. Leave this pep talk for Jack Ma
[img]https://media./images/3f1419c67e19d6a0bde1d32f60abd39a/tenor.gif[/img]
RomanceRe: Virgin At 20 Year Is It A Shame Or Something To Be Proud Of As A Guy by Mikester: 5:45pm On Feb 02, 2021
Johnwick64:
dis image is a lie Jo.. virginity has nothing to do with higher income or not... would a virgin shoe cobbler earn Dan a non virgin oil worker...are some of these celebrities or billionaires virgins
That image was gotten from a psychology app with real researched psychology facts all round the world
The researchers weren't even religious.

The bolded is a display of poor reasoning
RomanceRe: 18 Years Old, No Girlfriend Experience by Mikester: 5:03pm On Feb 02, 2021
JustJesse:
Hey, bro it's 2021, gotten a girlfriend yet?
Time registered: October 03, 2006
Time spent online: 8 hours & 40 minutes
Last seen: 4:11pm On Nov 24, 2008

Forget it bro. He won't reply you.
RomanceRe: Its Happened To My Friend, So This 2021 Its Should Not Happen Again by Mikester:
Babymuchendu:
In 2010, I had this neighbor while i was in Calabar. If you know Calabar too well, its a place where a female student can live with her working class boyfriend while she completes her education in any close by university in Calabar. I noticed it was a trend then. So this girl was a law student in Calabar while this my guy works in Eco bank in Calabar.. This guy was happy with the fact the girl cooks, cleans and sleeps with him while she continued her school. I told my guy one day " Bros go and marry this girl oh, you are eating free food this is not Nollywood, you will cry premium tears very soon"
Firstly the bolded seems to be modified and not actual.

Secondly, that girl is next to useless. As in the distance between her and self respect is immeasurable. What reasonable lady sleeps in a guys house like his wife without him doing the needful? A cheap wh0re if you ask me.

The wh0re isn't worth marriage. Let's not stress it.



Babymuchendu:
He said to me, my guy forget that thing, i have her where i want her to be..

The girl graduated in 2014 or so, so i ran into her at a supermarket so i asked her about my friend she said he is history and that her wedding is coming up next month that was around November,2014 we were having this conversation.

So, i decided to call my friend " guy how far now, what happened between you and Judith(not real name)"? Abeg forget that babe i have so many babes now i don't care about her. I know she will come back no be Judith again.
The common mistake most girls make in relationships is that they believe their guy will change, he won't.

The common mistake most guys make is thinking she wouldn't leave, she will.



Babymuchendu:
oh really, i said. are you aware she is getting married? his voice dropped.. ehhh, if she is getting married let her go ahead na, i have taken my share and i know, she will come back, i am the best man on bed she will ever meet ..

He laughed mockingly, and i asked him what happens if she never comes back at all. He said her loss then.. i replied okay..

Just yesterday, i connected with that friend again, i just realized that he does not have any good relationship and i asked him bros, how far, how is the family ? He told me i should forget this life he is regretting all that happened between him and Judith and if has a second chance he will make amends. I asked him for Judith Facebook account. He gave me. i quickly checked, she is married to a richer and more handsome dude and as a matter of fact she is even doing well in Canada with her three cute kids.
You can't guarantee the bolded just as I can't guarantee this whole post is true



Babymuchendu:
I came back to him and my only word were it is well with you brotherly...

Guys if you like be treating women like trash and think its Nollywood where a girl will cry in years and forgive you when you come back .. Sorry they will move on to someone better..
The only girls that would be treated like trash are the ones who permit such. I feel that was once you.



Babymuchendu:
Good women are scarce these days. the more you deal with them the closer a sharp guy will collect forever.. don't ever push a good woman away you may cry premium tears in 2021.
Sharp guys don't settle for less. They're termed "sharp" because they don't put themselves behind for anyone.
RomanceRe: I Have Send N125,000 To Her But She Is Asking For More by Mikester: 3:55pm On Feb 02, 2021
Frankraj:
I have really fall mugu , I meet this girl early January this year like like play like play she bill me house rent I gave her cos she said she loves me . As time goes on bill keep coming until the money I have sent her go to N125,000. Now she nags at me because I said I will send money again . She doesn't pick my calls anymore she only picks when she like . My brother I thought I can find a single good girl in Nigeria but right now I can tell you that there is no Good girl in Nigeria. All of them are tifs and scemmer
A girl asks you for financial help and you help her she takes for a marga or a full
Oh sorry bro, sometimes bad things happen to us...... but sometimes it's because we're too stupid to make the right decisions. grin

Your brain needs to workout with immediate effect. cheesy
RomanceRe: Marriage Kills Men But Uplifts Women. by Mikester:
DoubleEngine007:
Not true,most marriages are just trying to survive. Forget the display you see them displaying outside. Na inside hux the war dey bros.. No be this Nigeria again huh
You can't guarantee your belief bros. I'm sure you haven't even seen half of your state speak less of most marriages in nigeria.

Just messing with you sha but

Life generally gets harder when we live for others but it makes us turn out happier and bigger than we were before. Marriages or any relationship of any sort will often have challenges as it involves two disparate people coming together to become one.

No perfect marriage and no perfect relationship but it isn't really about the challenges or about being perfect but how we handle our imperfection and challenges that makes us turn out better. Hope you know that for every challenge overcomed, there's a new level attained. This improves the lives of both parties a great deal than before.

All I see from most guys here is that - they're not afraid of marriage itself but afraid of marrying the wrong person. I won't advice them to get married though as marriage requires a lot of maturity to run and most of their comments doesn't depict maturity as reasons because of the bolded below


Vaiki:
very correct brother!! You nailed it! But remember not everyone can play that power game and in so doing love leaves the heart(emotion) and goes straight to the head(logic) and this is the beginning of the end.
Vaiki:
very correct brother!! You nailed it! But remember not everyone can play that power game and in so doing love leaves the heart(emotion) and goes straight to the head(logic) and this is the beginning of the end.
Glad you see it our way
RomanceRe: Marriage Kills Men But Uplifts Women. by Mikester: 6:47am On Feb 02, 2021
unmask:
The question is how many marriages a good? Marriage will probably be 20-80...... 20% good....80% bad
Well that's just your opinion, not necessarily the actual truth and not everyone thnk the same way, live the same way or experience the same things. What works for a might not work for b. We're all unique and we live life differently
RomanceRe: Marriage Kills Men But Uplifts Women. by Mikester: 11:35pm On Feb 01, 2021
People who have bad marriages tend to think that everyone has bad marriages just as people who cheat tend to think that everyone cheats

RomanceRe: The Woman Of Misfortune (literally explicit) by Mikester(op):
Ardar:
Then prove all you've written by placing a balance.

You can't write about the villainous nature of one with writing about the other as well.
Ok maybe I wasn't very clear on being unbiased, I guess I should prove it to you with this thread I once made using my former account. I wasn't much of a good writer though but I passed my point. Observe for yourself.

https://www.nairaland.com/6318546/men-better#97151522

RomanceRe: The Woman Of Misfortune (literally explicit) by Mikester(op): 10:29pm On Feb 01, 2021
Ardar:
Just trying to water down the gender bias from the op.

Besides I don't really understand why mails gas light women in this forum with threads such as this and when we react the way normal humans do, they tell us to "take a chill pill" or "you're overreacting"
I'm the op dear and I write to educate. For gaslighting meet the toxic people in this forum. They are good at that. This is purely an educative post void of gaslighting or the like and I will appreciate you read it to understand.

You might as well need to know that I've little to no love for these theories and ideologies of the mgtow or the red pill and feminism likewise . Thanks.
RomanceRe: The Woman Of Misfortune (literally explicit) by Mikester(op): 10:08pm On Feb 01, 2021
Ardar:
Next up "The Man Of Misfortune" abi op?

Silly mails.
Everything isn't a competition. Take a chill pill
RomanceRe: The Woman Of Misfortune (literally explicit) by Mikester(op): 10:01pm On Feb 01, 2021
Starrs:
[color=coral]I like the morale y'all are giving each other. Keep it up.

cheesy

If you can take hold of your "biology," overrule its natural makeup, the world will be better; less sexual violence and assaults, too.[/color]
I'm still trying to get how this correlates with the post
RomanceRe: The Woman Of Misfortune (literally explicit) by Mikester(op): 9:57pm On Feb 01, 2021
ShackWes:
brilliant op
Thanks
RomanceRe: Is It Wrong For A Young Man To Visit The Family Of A Girl by Mikester: 12:51pm On Feb 01, 2021
Yusufisraelj:
I'm never in denial of this sound advise, your answer seem to give a negative connotation to his logic, since you never understood the situation surrounding his decision to see the mum.

If you know me well enough, you will know where to channel this counsel. Lols
Alright I've heard what you have to say now I will appreciate you stop bugging me. I'm busy
RomanceRe: I Just Paid Her Dowry This January And This Is Happening Same January. by Mikester: 11:49am On Feb 01, 2021
It will not kill any man to wait and thoroughly scrutinise his intended bride to avoid stories that touches. Just imagine this case now.

FamilyRe: Married Women Hear Me Out Today: by Mikester: 11:23am On Feb 01, 2021
Leezah:
MARRIED WOMEN HEAR ME OUT TODAY:
Married women help your husbands
You are married to him, you have got rights to have sex with him Yes but the problem is that,you don't know how to get his attention....
Sex to men is food,so you must know how to spicy your food,start initiating it.....its not always to have sex on the bed NO.....let me list them now for you.

1. If you prepare the water for bathing,follow him there,bathe him,just like you bath the boys under age whilist you are naked, or bath together, wash his things, play with it just there in the bathroom,if you like MouthAction, suck that lollipop, until its hard.....then give him your backside _you facing the wall. So that he can Bleep you hard.
After that,tell him to bath you on the back.....teach him to bath you even down there, he must learn how to wash you down there,insert his finger the way you do it when you are washing it, by doing that,he will start fingering u,then Bleep him once again.......


2. When you go to the bedroom,lie him on the bed,apply lotion on him,all the body,but to his Dick,take a KY Jelly then start massage his Dick,then when its hard,ride on him,don't be lazy,coz most of Women are lazy to b on top,if you want to change the style,don't allow his Dick to come out,just turn like snakes while you are holding him tight

3. Make it a habit to shave him after two weeks so that he get used to fucking and remain clean most of the time,coz it is a must,after shaving...fucking must b there...

4.When you are just the two of you at home,learn to wear the "see through" things without a pant..let him have a look how your bums shake..play music,and Show how much you can dance ,shaking your boobs and bums...even to show him your pussy......he will just jump on you....sex is in what we see..

5. During the night,its a MUSt you sleep naked I think,even if he gives you the back side,your hand can touch his Dick.....start playing with it if you don't feel sleepy..... do that when he is sleeping,just Start stroking it as if you are masturbating him,he will feel sexy in his dream,then he will wake up only to find it is you touching his dick,he can't refuse than to Bleep you....even before sleeping you can do that..you have to enjoy sex to the fullest,if you squinting,don't feel shy to do that.....

6. In the bedroom,don't wear anything when he is resting,let him have his clear View,front view,back view, though ladies you look fun sometimes at the back veiw when you bend over ....you can even using dirty language..honey today, I will win the game,if you think am lying let's try...Bleep me hard today. My pussy needs your Dick badly, I want to reach ogasm today

Let's do it dad.....then you will see how hard he will become.

7. When the act is over, clean him and clean the plate also because he may need the food again,so he can't have his food on dirty plates........am done, this will help those who complain about their husband who feel tired to have sex with their wives.

I know you have started thinking that am canal,
for where, am sounding this way my dear friend trying to help your family sexual life to stand up again.
Yet with all these the marriage might not even last 7 months. Sex is not enough to keep the marriage going. In fact much of it makes it boring. Any woman who have only sex to offer will surely be dropped. Add more to your man's life than sex
RomanceRe: The Woman Of Misfortune (literally explicit) by Mikester(op): 10:59am On Feb 01, 2021
PortableToDynam:
Men need to ponder on this piece more than twice...

Front page worthy... Thanks OP

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