₦airaland Forum

NigerDeltan:
Its now 19 millitants not 219 millitants again?

The spokesman said 19 doesn't mean it's 19.

Saying the correct high figure will only dampen the moral of their fighters and send a signal to the outside world that they are being defeated.

Check ISIS, Boko Haram and other terrorist groups, even if you kill 500 of their men, their spokesman will come and say only 10 were killed and 5 injured. Him saying 19 means it's definitely a high figure

Kingosytex:
i no see any army or militant...abi dem dey ghostmode?

Bros sharply enter motor go Arepo. Them still dey there. Carry your phone go. Video am well well so we fit see the action like we dey see for film.

If bullet hit you, no worry. We go still see the video

Ok.
So what happens if I remove the flash drive later

cococandy:
You're going to miss your girlfriend when you travel for your masters. She may even be married to someone else before you come back. Maybe That's what's secretly bugging you.

Despite all my troubles, I still had the time to laugh about this. Of course, I'm going to miss her but not to that extent

Thank you all.

I have everything to stay alive for especially for my brother. So you don't have to worry about me killing myself.

dayowunmi, does every General Hospital have one?

VolT0xic:
[color=maroon]The only people that can help you, are those around you. If you don't open up to them, you'll sink away without even realizing it. Talk to someone. Force a conversation if you have to. Depression kills. [/color]

I know this. But I'm here surrounded by people who think you are sick only when you are suffering from illness. That's why I want to see a counselor

Cutehector:
U need one week of non stop sex!

Oh!

I have sex a week far more than you can imagine. I wish it could solve my problems

Everything looks perfect on the outside.

Graduate, good relationship, good family, Going abroad for Masters, Good financial and health situation etc but psychologically, I'm dying and suffering from depression.

I suddenly have become so timid, lacking confidence and slipping away from friends, family, everyone except my gf. These days, I just lock myself inside the house, don't pick calls and then the cycle of depression starts. When it's night, I'm already scared of tomorrow because I know it's gonna be the same cycle.

I don't even know what I'm depressed about but I am very sure something is wrong with me.

I need a psychologist, Counselor or just anybody who is willing to help before I do something stupid.



TeHN

South Africa is one country I will never live in.


The reason is simply because I'm a Nigerian.

Pardon! 5K per what?

Where is your Location

Proxy001:
Thanks for the enlightenment. I actually meant to type Africans, of which I know North Africans make up the majority.

But you could have made your points subtly without been abusive.

Bros eh, that was a costly mistake. I was just overly concerned and defending my race.

I'm very sorry.

Proxy001:
I pity France. when they threw their borders open for black Africans all in the name of francophone solidarity as well as accepting refugees from the war torn Arab world, little did they know that they were breeding monsters.

Thank God for U.K, at least they were wiser. all they need do now is check the few Afro migrants especially those who have any connection with the "world's pissful religion" and further tighten immigration laws. sounds harsh though of what use is charity when the fuc*ards you're offering it to will end up tormenting you?

Don't expose your ignorance here. It's much more better to keep quiet if you are uninformed.

Who told you there are much black Africans in France? Sub Saharan Africa only represents 12% of the total number of immigrants in France compared to North Africa with 30% of Immigrants.

Even there are more European and Asian Immigrants in France than black Africans. In fact, there is no black country in France top 10 immigrants countries.

God knows I cannot attend a school like this. See how they separated the boys from the girls.

For those going to European Masters/Erasmus, please be careful of the countries you chose.

I took a flight to Abuja on Sunday for my appointment on Monday at the Romania Embassy. I heard Romanian officials are bureaucratic, I didnt believe it but I'm witnessing it firsthand. They have refused to accept my application and I have been asked again to come tomorrow. They don't even care where I have been sleeping.

Tomorrow is when my patience runs out. I have been wearing the same dirty cloth to the embassy since.

Thank God I still have my SIA admission as backup. I'd rather apply to a regular program.

Hahaha.

South Africa and Botswana I hail o.

Morroco is seeking to rejoin. What a nice destination for our brothers in the North.

Switsex:
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I won't be booking. I want to know the real cost so I can go with enough cash with me.

I'm about to board one. Dana for 33.3k. I initially wanted to use Medview at 32.5k before it became fully booked.

Note that Due to scarcity of aviation fuel, flights have been cancelled or rescheduled. My flight was initially 11:52 and I'm still waiting cos it's still delayed.

While arranging my documents for my appointment on Monday, I discovered that my Original birth certificate is missing. It is funny because I still used it this week.

Now I have many photocopies. How do I turn one of them to the Original copy?

morayour:
getting to cms, ask of broad Street. There's one IGI office along the road.

Thank you. I already did it.

UncleJudax:
I think there is one between Sarka Tinubu and Adeola Odeku.
Board a bus going to Adeola Odeku, stop at CFAO junction (before SPAR), just a stone throw away (by your right).

Thank you. Your description was perfect. I just got insured.

Lol.

Now you are beginning to sound like a desperate Nigerian who is eager to leave at all cost and spent his last savings on it. I'll leave you to your problems since I don't support illegality. If you are looking to get employment, you have to come back and reapply for work visa. You cannot convert a tourist visa to employment visa.

Imagine living everyday of your life running from immigration, you wont be able be able to do proper work or even open a bank account. And think of the shame that will come when you are finally deported with nothing but the clothes you have on you. You won't be able to go back home and will end up on the streets of Lagos.

Being an illegal immigrant is not worth it.

You have a tourist visa and you intend to work. No wonder embassies are wary of Nigerians.

Please I need direction from CMS to IGI insurance office.

biglord:
are u traveling to Afghanistan or Hiroshima. Lol. How can we help u when ur facts are not clear, if anyone here has experience wt *other* countries how can they help u when u didn't state the country in question.

Lolz.

It's Romania. They don't pick calls, don't reply emails. No information online. I'm even regretting why I chose to go to Romania first.

The embassy is at Abuja. If there's anyone who has gone for Erasmus program before, Pls help me with details.

Please, I'm completing my E-visa application (not Germany) and I can see Travel health insurance there. How do I go about it?

And secondly, there require an airline ticket (compulsory), Why should I buy a ticket when the visa isn't sure in the first place.

Please help me.

fwwins:
Food/Agriculture is one of the easiest sectors to get a job in France.

Where will you do your MSc program?

A Grand ecole in Lyon

I'll be starting my MSc by September.

With France high Unemployment rate, on a scale of 10, what would you rate my chance of securing a job after study in the Food/Agriculture sector within six months.

In a Courtroom,

WOMAN: I want to divorce my husband.

JUDGE: Why?

WOMAN: Our sex lives is boring. We haven't had sex in 6month. He only wants to do missionary but I want to take charge and RIDE the wave. You know what I mean, RIDE.

WOMAN: The only time we had it, he just lay there like a dead man as I rode him. He said and did nothing. Even when I said "Baby, do you like it", he said nothing. Only for him to hit start hitting me hard at my ass. This moved me and I kept riding faster. I really enjoyed it but he doesnt want it anymore.

JUDGE: Mr, why is that. If you both enjoyed it the last time, why not try it again.

MAN: I never enjoyed it

WOMAN: It's a lie. I believe there is a woman out there. Why did you hit my ass then if you never enjoyed it

MAN: my Lord, I Was Just Trying To Breathe

JUDGE (Takes another look at Woman):

NEEZY5565:
morning bosses..have bin following this thread bt I really nid help and advice..I want to apply for a masters in advanced mineral resources development in TU BERGAKADEMIE Frieburg. bt its an international master whereby u ll spend first semester in Austria ,second in Frieburg and third in China or Ukraine. My concern is dat I want to work while studying bt I don't knw if its possible? or can I b allowed to work in Austria,Ukraine or China coz its a joint master degree
really nid advice on hw I can support myself while studying pls....
thanks

Of course, you can work. But if you want to work, steer clear of Ukraine. I have no idea about China.

Now the good news is that you have an alternative to the blocked account issue since Austria is your home university, meaning you have to use either a blocked account or personal savings account (not sponsor) to get the Austria Visa. You will enter Germany during the second semester and apply for residence permit. No need for visa, Besides Visa is free for you.

But emm, emm, emm, If you are over 24. My brother, financially, I say go for another program.

Austria visa is very hard and costy. 10k+ Euro blocked account or equivalent personal account (About half if you are less than 24). I remember they used to charge 120k legalization fee before processing. I wonder how much it will be now with the falling Naira.

Where will you spend the last semester.

okezie007:
Yea quite funny - thanks though. I guess just selected universities run this Erasmus program.. Any tips for the ones that's more accomodating

Hello sir,

I only applied to just one Erasmus program. so basically, I don't know much about the others.

dolpaz:
Hi.. that's not a good suggestion at this time. Opening a Dorm account goes through series of processes. Remember he has to provide references which will be duly verified and this takes days cos the receiving end may delay with response and all. It took me over a month to open an euro account with Stanbic despite providing sound referees. Knowing fully well that most of the school deadline is closer. He should employ the services of someone in Germany who can initiate the transaction for him.

If the OP is still interested in paying for assist, he should PM.

Like seriously?

I initiated mine by Monday and got my account number, deposited and transferred by Tuesday at GTB, Marina despite providing the 2 referees from Different Banks (Maybe because I already have an account with them). Hence, that's why I recommend using a bank you already have a savings account with. I only provided the Additional Account Opening form, ID card and 2 referees.

If he doesn't have much time, he should find someone to help him with it. My advice was based on what I think. In this time of falling Naira where everyone now needs more Naira than ever, falling prey to scam at this time can/may be detrimental to your plans. That's why I think everyone is now better off doing it themselves.


Btw, It's just what I think. I don't have to be right always. Cheers.