₦airaland Forum

Moh247:
Abeg let her fvcking pay Her ex Johnny Depp


Abusive witch

Depp has said he doesn't want the money. His reputation is his main concern.

TheOldGods:
no it's not, you are given the option to take those picture using your phone. The only thing that was needed was biometrics aka fingerprint. And that's it, it saves you the stress of capturing and all. They won't also put in your data again, because you have already pre registered

Oga you still have to visit an INEC office after pre-registration.

demanuel:
I have lost my previous card and have changed location, how do I go about it?
Do I first update my address and then request for a new card on their site?

Do you have a photocopy of the lost card? Go to any INEC office around you and let them use it to do Transfer for you. Else you have to register afresh on INEC website first before proceeding to an INEC office. You can do same fresh registration in INEC office too by filling and submitting the registration form.

TheOldGods:
Things are now so easy, I've never voted in Nigeria before, but today I broke that yoke and registered my pvc on-line. And also changed my poling unit online to a ward very close to my house. As an Igbo man, for the first time I feel there is a reason to vote. I've sent this to over 30 of friends and they have all registered.

Visit this link to register online
http://cvr.inecnigeria.org

And follow this procedure

*ANNOUNCEMENT*

PLEASE TRY TO TRANSFER YOUR POLLING-UNIT TO THE ONE THAT IS CLOSEST TO YOUR HOUSE AND ENCOURAGE YOUR NEIGHBORS TO DO SAME.

*Transfer of Voter's Card!*
Don't go to join the long queue at INEC Office.

*Go to*
1. cvr.inecnigeria.org
2. Services
3. Voter Transfer
4. Create account with your email address
5. Login with your email
6. Open the link sent to you in your email
7. Fill out the form provided and your new address
8. Go through your application to be sure no mistake
9. Save as instructed.
10. Use your phone to snap and upload 2 of your photos (First photo with serious face and the second with smiling face)
11. Submit
12. Wait for when it is ready and INEC send you message (on your phone and or your email) where to pick your card (around your new place of abode).

Don't just pray for good leaders, work by taking part in their emergence thru the ballot.
Be involved!

Get your Voter's Card!!
http://cvr.inecnigeria.org

It is your Civic Responsibility!!!.

If everything can be done online awaiting collection of the voters card, why do people with android phones still go to INEC office for registration?

What you did on your phone is to book an appointment with INEC for the main capture of your picture on the card when it will come. Check details of your registration, can you see an appointment date there?

I think you are expected to go to an INEC office in your local government where they will enter your details again on their system using a registration number you generated on your phone, they will capture you and also print and give you a slip like POS containing a longer INEC generated number and other details. It is this slip that will be used to trace your voter's card when they bring. THIS IS WHAT MANY PEOPLE INCLUDING MUSELF HAVE DONE.

How can I get mine in Ibafo, Ogun State pls? Anybody?

What sort of utmost respect for a religion is this? That was how I heard one saying he would kill his parents if they did what Deborah did. A religion of peace with an option of violence - That is how you sound if you try to justify these rubbish or come up with respect for people's religion and bullsh?t. Plus I am forced to believe that they've been taught that there's a reward, esp. with the pattern of kill and burn. I don't trust these southern Muslims either. I hear their teachers preaching utmost respect for the prophet and Islam always. Na opportunity, chance and circumstances dey hinder them from doing like the northerners. In Islamic countries, Blasphemy is treated same way, Islamic courts etc. I'm sorry but the compulsion in Islam makes it a secret cult and not religion.

LegendHero:
Ogbeni quit all these jargons.

We don't want to suffer another non payment of salary from Obi Pandora.

Common sense should have made you understand that the corporation had some issues he wanted to tackle before payment. It was even stated in the images you pasted. Maybe ghost workers.

He has been calling Bob Senior Man and Bod has been threatening to get him arrested for that very soon. I hope they don't escalate things.

DuBLINGreenb:
What’s with this Epidemic of Cross dressing

It's a gateway to Gay practice.

With plenty big soft nyash out there, a man would prefer to drill his fellow man:s but hole.

ashewoboy:
Let's discuss. I want to find out something.

My current environment has made me an introvert. I stroll around very well, love to be among people and watch flow of people. But tribal bigotry in my new environment does not let me mix with people anymore.

If na for pot dem dey wash hand for their own hotel na for pot dem dey wash am nau

chatinent:
May God punish all idiots who are abroad but are plotting to advise people to remain in Nigeria!

Me wey bi if I kuma get the connection this uncle get, na to dey open way for people to come...you know, no condition is permanent naim this uncle dey lock door throwaway key! At least, if you don't want them to come directly where you are...,devil, open the way for them to go elsewhere naw! Una still dey carry the attitude una dey give Nigerians there dey give people wey no dey there!

What sort of ekwensublability is this! How old is your witchcraft!

Fine lady, any how you fit do, please and please, escape from this country! If you can survive here, you can survive there! Pikin wey go strong go strong; no be until dem name am Samson.Their petty jobs and some other petty jobs you can do on the minimum wage, wetin you fit accumulate monthly na wetin most bankers dey earn for Naija per annum.

No gree make that black mamba deceive you o. Who no get dey choose plate for party? Who dey owe landlord dey wear cardigan? Shoo!

Eba dey hot, eba dey hot but you no gree comot hand. Baba, cast and bind every advice like this: reject am, disown the person, avoid the person...no matter who they are! They don't mean well for you! True, say cat sabi swim no make am catfish but e no mean say e no fit still catch fish! You fit bi traffic car washer abroad dey build duplex for Naija. Na experience wey climb orientation I dey give una. Many boys for we school that year wey dey claim rubbish, na toilet dem dey wash dey claim vacation dey carry Benz dey intmidate professor wey no know the cost of rim. Escape from Nigeria! You will always see jobs..and with time, other freelance jobs will come by.


If you are a hustler, you will definitely survive and survive others. Las las, crocodile na lizard wey join army.


Just ensure your ambition revolves around escaping from Nigeria! Jollof rice wey dey for bottom of pot today go dey for top of cooler tomorrow.

See you at the airport, fam. ✌️

Guy, you don finish everything.
My friend's brother working abroad just checking people into hotels is a very big boy back here in 9ja, built a very fine house and is living large with his family back home here.

Multiplier7:
Honestly, the support is really overwhelming and encouraging. I can't mention all that's already behind or supporting him vocally and publicly.

Peter Obi is really a movement!

I am getting a PVC because of him. I've never voted before.

Fellow Nigerians, God has brought this man out to end our long suffering. We have to join our hands to vote him and show overwhelming support for him so much that they cannot deny him victory in 2023 via any rigging or incumbency power.

The north has the population of more votes by far but those votes will be scattered between Atiku, Kwankwaso and Tinubu. Peter Obi is answer to cries to God by Nigerians for so long about this country. This is a golden opportunity to set our country on the right path, our only country.

Skepticus:
The truth about female nature is so ugly and disheartening to know, it is often incorrectly parsed as hate when conveyed.

MgTOW guys mGtOW!

More disheartening is the failure of many men to take charge of their manhood and keep their women in check. These simps literally switch positions and give "manhood" to their women. They are totally ignorant of a woman's nature and let their women do anyhow.

Dizzyyish:
"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle" - interesting saying, no doubt originating from a woman..

A host can survive without parasite; a parasite cannot survive without host.
A man can live without woman; a woman cannot live without man.
The host might think it can live 'healthily' with parasite, but in actuality, the host would be better off without parasite.
The parasite might think it can live without host---a self destructive thought---interestingly, its very means of survival involves slowly stripping the host of its life force (its 'life' comes at the cost of host's).
A parasite cannot feed off another parasite. It may share a host but that is unlikely because that means less 'nutrients' for it.

To emphasise on this, here's an old saying about women:
"Women understand women, and they can't stand each other." To further emphasise this, here's a guest appearance from MNDY:
For you to know how terrible they are, they don't like themselves because they know and understand their own ways. Hence they want to avoid suffering problems and troubles they can cause for each other. So they hate each other and would rather make friends with men.

Very mischievous and in recent times, they have become very shameless too. They are adult-children. The Bible groups them with children so the best way to be dealing with them is to play with them and be stern with them respectively.

I feel you. Let's spread the gospel. Manhood is dying.
To add, ignorant men who have refused to learn and understand the true nature of women or refused to come to terms with the truth have been responsible for the excesses of women, making such men the simps to the annoyance of the real men. I just saw video of one this morning who was made to type 5,000 words on his laptop as punishment/apology to his girlfriend.

doggedfighter:
How do we identify Michael now?

The fair slender one. I know because his partner is my Igala brother Ibro.

booblacain:
Take off the foo-foo
Take off the clout chase
Take off the Wi-Fi
Take off the money phone
Take off the car loan
Take off the flex and the white lies
Take off the weird-ass jewelry
I'ma take ten steps
Then I'm takin' off top five
Take off them fabricated streams
And them microwave memes
It's a real world outside (take that shit off)
Take off your idols
Take off the runway
I take off to Cairo (take that shit off)
Take off to Saint-Tropez
Five day stay, take a quarter mil'
Hell, if I know (take that shit off)
Take off the false flag
Take off perception
Take off the cop with the eye patch (take that shit off)
Take off the unloyal
Take off the unsure
Take off decisions I lack (take it off)
Take off the fake deep
Take off the fake woke
Take off the I'm broke, I care (take it off)
Take off the gossip
Take off the new logic, that if I'm rich, I'm rare (take it off)
Take off the Chanel
Take off the Dolce
Take off the Birkin bag (take it off)
Take all that designer bullshit off
And what do you have?

(Bitch) you ugly as f_ck
(You out of pocket)

The way I love this N95 by Kendrick eh...only God knows. That's an excellent song. Top-notch production meets superb vocals. Any idea on the inspiration for the song's title; I totally have no idea.

jaxxy:
Do u cheat on ur wife b4? If not why would she ever think of such about u?

I find that extremely insulting and I would personally tell her to leave my house at the point cos its a serious and highly immoral accusation.

That would be my 1st step to hold on to my integrity.

Ur integrity should not be used to score cheap points and settle scores btwn stupid women.

when ur wife knows ure not a clown who tolerates recklessly talk she will never make such statement without proof again. This would also have nipped the incident I'm the bud as the problem is with ur wife's behaviour and unnecessary insecurity.

Now it's has escalated to make the whole family look stupid and created enmity.

The only solution is ur wife must prove her accusations or leave ur house. LAST OPTION will be to apologise to the whole family.

I don't take nonsense behaviour around me.

Nonsense behaviour especially reckless talking and expensive joke. I hate it very much. I always immediately change it for anyone I catch doing it towards me - man or woman.

MadeMan01:
This guy crazy

You forgot to add the first word "Damn" according to Shank.

Seriously, the Ibos are divided between doing anything for this agitation and condemning it. While some vehemently support Biafra and these sit-@-homes, others are tired of the insecurity ravaging their region because of it. I pity them honestly. Previously, they were blaming their region's insecurity on the Nigerian government, I thank God it's becoming clearer now.

abhee007:
�� women ehh...my fear na to marry wetin yahoo boy don use finish.....I will marry if the gurl is a virgin apart from that we can only be Civil besties..lol


When they are 17 to 23 all that's in thier head is money, and they are willing to sell Thier boobs and vaginas to anyone and anything to get money...

Once they reach 24 they start behaving like anyone who comes close to them must have marriage in mind...


personally.. I ain't paying no bride price for any gurl that's not a virgin,... Wether you are Christian, Muslim ,bhudist or repentant ashawo in any silly church group.....
I shall not pay to lodge toto and boobs people older than me have chop and remain just to make your irresponsible father happy.....I shall not concentrate on my life hustle and go and marry leftovers..

....nne if love was not blind when lots of people were eating your goodies... Love must not be blind when you want me to marry you, ..
If you want to marry, look fir the guy that disvirgined you....

They will tell you marriage is for companionship as if it's for bored people.. what do we call all the guys that bleeped you? ... Uncompanions?...

I no de pity women when I see them desperate.. there is nothing to marry these days

It will be easier for a donkey to pass through the eye of a needle than for you to get a virgin these days. I will just advise you to discard your search and settle for any of them with a good character. Because even if you marry virgin, chances are that she may want to sample other d.icks after you have married her and introduced her to f.uc.king

Sweetplum:
Nice cake. It's good to naughty a times

It's senseless. Do you see men doing rubbish like this? Only your gender engage in a these nonsense. Una nor get shame at all again.

Sweetplum:
Nice cake. It's good to naughty a times

Abi

okrikaboi:
Human civilization on earth gad reached its peak and will now continue to face decline in intelligence and will only focus on sexual topics. We should be grateful for someone like Elon musk who is exploring alternatives. Make enough money for your space transport or at least for your descendants.

Lolz
See where your mind go

Lush100:
.

The follow come charger is fast charging.
3 hrs.
Takes about 3 days to drain when full.
( I asked my wife this morning- that's what she uses)

Interesting. For a person of heavy phone usage like me, this is a perfect choice for me.

Lush100:
Buy Oukitel also
It's very durable.

I think it's 70k (last time I had dealing on it).
It's 8000mah battery.

8000MAH battery? That's very big! How many hours do you think it will take to fully charge it?

Guyman02:
Akintola should take his one man Yoruba Muslim group to the North West, try nonsense against any Christian in the South where Muslims are in the minority and see Christians lose their patience.

My boss who is a Muslim said the day he feared his religion was the day he asked a particular question about Islam which his poor elder brother whom he pays his children school fees considered as unwarranted and told him to his face that he could kill him for even contemplating such 'nonsense' about Islam

I've heard some say they would kill their parents if their parents did what Deborah did. The utmost respect they have for the prophet is scary. And I think there is a heavenly reward for killing a blasphemer for the Muslims too.

gaby:
Nigeria is indeed the comedy central of the world.

See as dem turn the old woman to Paul the octopus.

Farooq say na Political Pilgrimage dem dey pay her.

Danielle09:
This story am about to tell you is personally about my life and I hope people will learn from it

My converted friend is about sliding back into not just weed again but bad life altogether. He made a new bad boy fellow Ibo friend recently. He shared his fears with me about this his new friend and how his mum has been warning him over the phone to cut off from the guy. This my friend has changed nicely that he is with his bible always. His mum paid N300,000 to a rehab where he was dragged to and kept for months to fight his addiction and he did overcome.

I don't want to come inbetween anything involving the issue. I have caught my friend smoking recently with him; and on another occasion, I have overheard them discussing about getting things to smoke.

He has been preaching to this his brother-friend about changing his ways but as it stands now, he himself has been dragged into the bad ways he converted from again - smoking, yahoo(+), womanizing (brothel) etc. I pity his mother and sister who left him alone in the house to another place.

Oluomo, Tinubu's right hand man for Lagos Agberoism. Someone said Agbero is an arm of government in Lagos.

Psychokinetic:
Gbam!!! If you ask any Yoruba man the real reason they hate Igbos you’ll be hearing incoherent babbling cos they don’t even know, it’s something they’ve been programmed to do. But who needs love from 2 faced backstabbing bastards. I avoid doing any kind of business with them cos they’re always working an angle. In their small minds they’re the smartest ones in the room but in reality they’re as dull as those knacking away brain cells on concrete 5 times daily.

Na true aswear. They have no concrete reason for hating Ibos. I think it's just envy for Ibo success and wealth.

You know that Yoruba's love to take themselves as the most civilized Nigerian tribe. They feel that Ibos are using wealth to compete with them on the most civilized.

And despite the hatred, they really like yellow yellow Ibo women more than their own women.

Kenny9857:
You are so stupid bro

What nonsense truth about Yoruba
Is it only Yoruba that indulge in this dark business ??

Unlike others, Yoruba's have turned it into a normal thing and it is more prevalent with them. I am in the SW and I have travelled around Nigeria very well so I know what I am saying.