The BIG HOLE this APC lead government will leave Nigerians to fill will be unprecedented. And their cover up will be COVID-19...The kinda looting smelling here is HUGE. We have also had bad leaders but this is by far the worst.
Julietsim: My husband and I have been married for almost 2 years now. He is a very good man . He is not a cheating type. The only thing is he likes sex so much that he always wants to have it everyday. I am tired. This lockdown has even increase the issue.
Please how can one cope? Is there any married lady that has experienced this. How did you handle it?
Is very funny, some that have it dunno want they had while those that don't wants it badly.
Well you should give him palliative to keep him busy and occupied. While you lockdown the powerhouse of the source he is after with locks. :/
sarrki: Late Chief of staff to President Muhammadu Buhari mallam Abba Kyari and minister of foreign affairs Mr Geoffrey Onyeama in the 70s
Now, we know...if your papa/mama or your papaa/mamas no no any of these men or dem family. You dey on your own... because na rotational government we dey for naija. Same circle of people in leadership in Naija right from day 1. Ye ye dey smell :/!
428,941 Nigerians got cash in 24 states, 130,455 from Katsina That's 438, 941 - 130, 455 = 308, 486 ÷ 23 (24 - Katsina state) = 13, 412.43 per state between the remaining 23 states. That's, supposedly all the 23 states has an equal share of that sum.
Nigeria who are we kidding... This country is set up to serve the Northerners. That's why they always take key positions in all sectors producing or reserving the national resources of Nigeria; regardless who the Northern leader is or was...they see to it that this key positions are occupied by them.
Until the rest of the country wake up from this sleep.. We will still and continuing labouring for the North.
Wilstino: Before you speculate, Experts says wearing nose mask, only helps prevent an infected person from passing the virus, it does not prevent an uninfected person from contracting it. Hence social distancing and good hygiene is being advocated. This is also the reason people are now advised to wear nose mask.
Hence, you may also look at it from the angle that Mr President is clean and doesn't want anyone meeting with him, to infect him with the virus.
I won't be surprised when someone will come out tomorrow to tell us he has gotten a medical license certificate just by reading/listening/commenting/posting after this COVID-19 sega...Watch out Naija!
Well, I have told you a known fact. Also, why has the US and others not reopened thier economy, if wearing mask was the answer/solution. They could have asked everyone to wear mask and go about their normal business.
Ray97: am guessing u get ur covid updates only on nairaland. The face mask is just another way of preventing the virus from spreading. i.e an infectedd person is supposed to wear it to prevent the virus from going airborne during communication and infecting people. Although its a normal trend around the world for people both the infected and uninfected to wear face mask. Even the world health organization says face mask are not mandatory for an uninfected person.
Rapmoney: Why Friendship Should Come Before Sex In A Relationship
We live in an era where sex is the first thing most young men think when they intend starting a relationship with a member of the opposite gender. The female folks are not left out. Most young women will 'size' an approaching man from a far. They will not fail to estimate, calculate and approximate the financial status of the man. And if their calculations seem accepted or okay by them, they will not hesitate to start up an affair with the man with utmost alacrity. This is often times disastrous. One mind think sex and the other thinks financial gains (and even sex sometimes too).
Friendship goes beyond sexual attractions. It has to do with having a personal relationship with someone and being aware of both positives and negatives in his/her life. Allowing sex to come before friendship may make both parties to hide vital things about themselves. Most people (especially the female folks) would hide things about themselves after series of sexual acts because they feel there is a bond that has been created which signifies 'commitment' and as such, they would not want the negatives in their lives to terminate the affair.
Have you noticed that you might find it easier to talk about negatives or embarrassing secrets in your life with a friend you have no sexual attachments with than one who you sleep with? It is because true friendship was not formed before you delved into sex. Early sex makes most people to hide things that could practically tear a marriage into shreds later on when they are discovered. Early sex brings with it, bags, bags and more bags of false commitment and attachment.
There are vital things that each partner is supposed to know before a committed relationship is formed. Sex may not allow us to ascertain these things. We have been engrossed in the sweetness of it that we cannot share the shortcomings in our lives in order not to lose the 'sweet flavour of sex'. There are people who see themselves as partners/lovers and have sex regularly yet they might not even know the health status of each other and other little vital things that are easily neglected. That is not a healthy relationship; it is just a long term hookup!!! There are even guys who do not know their girlfriend's surname and vice-versa. They only know him/her as Collins, Fehintola or Kesiena. Sex for these people could be 5 times a week too. If such common information is not known, then which information will you know that is less important than that?
If my post does not harshly condemn or drag sex before marriage on the ground, realize that I am just a social writer who grew up in the streets of Warri and not a moralist. I leave that for the moralists and religionists to flog.
I can't be in a relationship with my female friends...not good idea. There's distinct reasons why is called friend and relationship. Sex and relationships compliment eachother. You can't have a good relationship with sex, vice-versa.
https://twitter.com/PoliceNG/status/1249731831848734721?s=19[/quote]This current IGP is one of the best, if not best IGP Nigeria has ever had...; My opinion. He is well informed. If only he will be given the necessary equipments and freedom to exercise his responsibilities without interference. But unfortunately we have alot of rotten policemen in our police force...which needs urgent cleaning.
They're both Dutch men...they should slot it out. We lost the game already, though painful but we have moved on. But Naija will still be interesting to know who the "Judas Iscariot" is that sold us out.
The Chinese doctors should take care of Aso rock patients only. We Nigerians are in safe hands with our competence naija doctors and medical staffs. Good job to you all!
Rice not missing, is police that is missing, oh! Nigerian Police, only dem dey chase stupid thing wer no get crime. Before you know it, dem go carry one crime label am just to collect the rice for dem sef and DPO.
How will you know, when you and your counterparts plus family NEVER USE IT UNTIL NOW. YOU NOW KNOW BECAUSE THE ONES YOU GUYS ARE USED TO, IS NOT ACCESSABLE ANYMORE.
lefulefu: nigerian girls in nigeria are not lonely ooo anyone in naija tellin u she is lonely is not being honest with u an average naija girl will get 850 misscalls from guys 470 unread messages from whatsap 700 unread messages from facebook 1800 likes on instagram 6000 likes on facebook and u say dat one is lonely? lonely how?
You know your stats very well...or rather you know your women very well :/!
McCoy662: According to a Twitter user who posted the video of Americans giving out relief materials to Africans on the streets of China. He wrote
The US finally came to the rescue of Africans pushed into the streets by The Chinese Govt officers. Here today few moments ago, The US came to their rescue with Food. U remember they haven’t slept under any shelter for days. Not been fed any meal. Crises reveals good friendships pic.twitter.com/umSKjCEHgd
May we all live to tell the story of this COVID-19 menace to our children...But on a more vital note, I wonder how much will be left to live for with and for how long. Because the magnitude of looting and unaccounted money will be unprecedented in this administration. God saves us all, Naija. Hunger, poverty in the numbers, crimes, joblessness might be the next fight for my dear country Nigeria. Unfortunately, we just had stupid leaders who care only for themselves and family... without no visions to the country. In times like this, you will know great countries and countries that strives to be great. My only hope is that we won't be left out for greatness. God help us all.
Governor David Nweze Umahi of Ebonyi State, on Friday, ordered security agents to arrest anyone not wearing face mask in the State.
Umahi gave the order in a statement obtained by Igbere TV signed by his Commissioner for Information, Orji Uchenna Orji.
He said with effect from 4th of April, 2020 and throughout the entire Ebonyi State, anybody that is seen outside his/her house must wear a face mask. Note that Handkerchief/Head tie/pre-made medical mask could serve the purpose of face mask.
Security agencies, all sub-committees on COVID-19, Chairmen of Local Government Areas, Coordinators and indeed all Government officials are hereby directed to arrest anyone seen outside his/her home anywhere in Ebonyi State without wearing face mask.
The statement reads in full,
The Governor of Ebonyi State His Excellency, Engr. Chief David Nweze Umahi FNSE, FNATE, in furtherance of our collective efforts to ensure, through the grace of God, that this satanic scourge called COVId-19 does not reach Ebonyi state, hereby further directs me to inform the public as follows:
1. That with effect from 4th of April, 2020 and throughout the entire Ebonyi State, anybody that is seen outside his/her house must wear a face mask. Note that Handkerchief/Head tie/pre-made medical mask could serve the purpose of face mask.
2. Security agencies, all sub-committees on COVID-19, Chairmen of Local Government Areas, Coordinators and indeed all Government officials are hereby directed to arrest anyone seen outside his/her home anywhere in Ebonyi State without wearing face mask.
3. We still request for information on anyone that is showing symptoms of high body temperature (fever), dry cough, and difficulty in breathing and returnees from the infested countries and or States of Nigeria. It is to be noted that older people and people with other medical conditions (such as Asthma, diabetes, or heart diseases) may be more vulnerable to Coronavirus.
For information about those with symptoms of COVID-19, please call these hotlines: *MTN: 07045910340,* *GLO: 08159279460,* *AIRTEL: 07085763054*
4. Ban on social and Religious gatherings is still in force and anyone that defies these regulations shall be arrested and premises acquired by government.
5. The use of sanitizers, washing of hands and steaming twice a day, including frequent intake of hot liquids are highly recommended.
6. Government is working hard to compile the names of all those that will be needing palliatives from the state and those that will benefit from the Federal Government Conditional Cash Transfer and this will be made known to the public as soon as we are ready.
7. We are in contact with our brothers and sisters who came from outside especially areas infested with COVID-19 both within and outside Nigeria and we are monitoring their health conditions on daily basis.
8. We direct all the tailors in Ebonyi state to meet the speaker of Ebonyi State House of Assembly; Rt. Honourable Francis Ogbonnia Nwifuru for immediate production of Face Masks.
9. We shall be briefing Ebonyi people from time to time on developments in our battle to rid the state of the deadly Coronavirus
sarrki: Governor Ben ayade of cross river state on inspection while he instructs the Cross River garment factory to produce face mask due to shortages in the market.
At least after this COVID-19 is over...there won't be any need to import face mask. Now, naija can produce it. Una see nna self... stupid leaders with no visions.
Future leaders or should I say future naija politicians in the making...One question though, why other agencies don't publish names of our leaders and politicians that embezzled our money with columns: Amount sold, From what projects, Where the amount is found, Names of accomplices,...etc
primesoccer: Now to the reason I opened this thread: she told the stranger guy that she isn't in any relationship. Though, she added that she just met a Guy last week through her friend and they are both trying to work things out. She even sent the picture of the new guy to this stranger.
laughing in Japanese...I still don't get the ending. Please, OP...which picture she sent to you (the stranger)? I wonder why, common sense is still missing in this digital era. You have applied a good strategy in spotting the lying ass called your gf. And come here for advice... instead of following through by leaving her story ass.
I hope say people will learn some senses in this time of quarantine...if not, use this time to learn it.
Iyiataata92: Woman and complain na 5&6. You dick is small, they complain its too small. Your dick is big, they complain its too big. You cum quick, they call you 40 seconds man. You last longer, they accuse you of using drug. You do this, no. You do that, no.
Lockdown for overseas don make dem know say this facility exist for naija...otherwise na overseas e for go treat himself. Stupid people, improve facilities here, dem no hear. Hopefully after this coronaVirus dem go learn something to make our healthcare system better.
A very slow and passive government...is it now you come to address the nation on what your government is doing to combat this menace called COVID-19 :/
borngeologist: My story might be lengthy with a lot of grammatical blunders.. But my elders Abeg help me just manage read am and advice me because am really confused..
I have a boss who actually loves me. He likes me like a son and he always wants me to go out with him. We are actually very close pal.
There was a day he went out with his girklfriend. I was at home when my phone rang. He told me to bring 3k to where he was with his girlfriend. When I got there he told me to sit down and drink and eat dog meat with them. But I don't eat dog so I only drank one bottle. The lady and I later talked and I left them.
She came to our place this Wednesday. I was inside my room, she was just insisting that she wanted to see me. When I got there, she was just telling me my boss drinks a lot which is quite true but he dosent misbehave. That it is too much. As a guy man I covered up for my boss. And I left her and my boss.
Today we went to her shop. My boss ordered for drink for us. We started drinking. Later I went out, she followed me. We sat together and started talking. She started telling me that If she actually saw me first she would have dated me that she loves me that she doesn't like my boss. I was quite shocked and told her that since she is already dating my boss it is not possible. Then my boss and one of my other colleague with a lady came out and joined us. That was how we started gisting again. I had an important call to pick so I later entered her shop because the outside was noisy. That was how this lady came inside and kissed me. I was really shocked I have to run outside.
My boss and I later left her place for a burial where a friend of his (a lady) invited us to a burial. When I got there this lady started saying she really likes me that she wish she meet me earlier that she would have dated me.. That she really likes me a lot. My boss now jokingly asked me that I want to take all his girls from him. Mind you that my boss girlfriend calls me her husband even people close to her shop call me her husband.. And these ladies are way older than Me..
Please all I need from you guys is advice on what to do cause am confused.
There is also a married lady too that told me she wished she met me earlier that she would have dated me. And other older beautiful ladies. In their early and middle thirties and am just 23.
All this cooked stories... I'm sure your boss is here reading your confession. So, you do the maths. You want to be jobless yeild to your boss's girlfriend advances. If, you like your job confront your boss in person about this. Trust your boss knows this already...he is here reading this confession in NL. :/
Experiencenaija: If you are a tourist and you are yet to visit Arinta Waterfalls, then you are missing a great deal. Arinta Waterfalls is one of the finest tourist destination in Nigeria.
The road that leads to the fall passes through the Ikogosi Tourist Center. Located at Ipole Iloro, Ekiti State it is a few minutes to Ikogosi Warm Spring. From Ado Ekiti the capital city.
Tourists could feel the cold effect of this fall from about 10 meters away. Arinta Waterfalls consist of seven different cascades. Everyone that goes to Arinta Waterfalls gets to the first layer. To go further will now depend on every visitor’s capability to get to other cascades. Each cascades has unique features.
The water from the fall is believed to have medicinal value. It is said that it has the power to cure skin diseases. However, the waterfall is not regarded as a deity or worshipped.
There is a cobblestone of about 25cm in diameter in one of the seven cascades of the waterfall. It is called the "wonderful stone". It is said that no one on earth can lift the stone. Since Arinta Waterfalls has been known, nobody till today has been able to lift the stone. This stone is believed to be a rare mystery.
The community harbouring the waterfalls, Ipole Iloro is a rural settlement surrounded by undulating mountains, thick evergreen forest and flowing rivers.
Arinta Waterfalls is a place for relaxation, picnic, mountain climbing, bush trails, hiking and many more.
englishmart: Judging by the unreliability of certificates/degrees in Nigeria, medical doctors end up becoming caterers, some banking and finance graduates goe into auxillary (useless version of) nursing, and lots more.
Well, my computer science education has met parochialism here in one company where I work as an elevator technician/engineer.
Do we have any chemist selling Akara? Please talk to us
Nigeria sucks...just check out as Andrew did years back.
lalasticlala: My Female Boss Sacked Me For Refusing To Have Sex With Her - Man Claims (Video)
An Atlanta based man, Penjamin Franklin @Cashmase has called out his female boss for sacking him for not 'giving her sex'.
The man said that he did everything right, including going to work early but that things got weird after he refused giving in to his female boss' demand.
Penjamin Franklin said that his boss told him that he wasn't doing enough before sacking him from the job he's been on for a year.
As you already know...that you need evidence to prove this case. I'm sure you have documented this prior to getting fired. Take your story to the Police and start from there, if you really want to have a case with your ex-boss. We're not police and can't do nothing on it...:/!
Ignorance of a nation. Where other nations are thinking far ahead of time we are going backwards 10 years. How do you expect to find these people with not no proper database of citizens living in Nigeria.
Why this many instances of such should alert any forward thinker... it's the opposite in Nigeria. Aliens would be living among us without security operatives knowing for years... Nigeria una see una sef!
Politics › Re: “If Goodluck Jonathan Were President During Coronavirus” By Reno Omokri by Moikiitos: 10:26am On Apr 29, 2020*. Modified: 11:25am On Apr 29, 2020
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