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Jokes EtcRe: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by morpheus24(op): 4:55am On Mar 12, 2010
@mandingo

Closet I could get to an European monkey

Gibraltar monkey vs Gibraltar man

If you ask me the monkey looks more like an arab or a berber

Jokes EtcRe: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by morpheus24(op): 4:39am On Mar 12, 2010
@ mandingo

I don't think there is any doubt in regards adaptations and how climate and diet play vital roles in shaping this phenomena. IT is possible the monkeys retained the same features selected for their enviroment as did the humans

Evolution is self evident. In contrast the "evolution of man" is still controversial as there are too many gaps and missing links involved in the theory to be fully accepted without doubt.


PS sorry no white monkeys unfortunately. I don't think dem monkeys would have survived in iceland or scandanavia as such.
Jokes EtcRe: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by morpheus24(op): 4:31am On Mar 12, 2010
EzeUche:
That is not true brother. Have you heard of Japanese Snow Monkeys? They reside in the coldest areas of Japan.
I didn't say monkeys did not adapt in europe. the farthest they got were gibraltar and malta. I said they like tropical and sub tropical regions which is were you find the most diverse species.

PS if you look at my japanese pic you will see they are the same as your pics of snow monkeys
Jokes EtcRe: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by morpheus24(op): 4:14am On Mar 12, 2010
EzeUche:
Where are the white monkeys? undecided

I do not think there are any monkeys in Europe. Maybe they ate them all. hehehe
Nope sorry no monkeys in europe. Monkeys only like sub and tropical regions.

The extreme weather in the north would have wiped them out.
Jokes EtcRe: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by morpheus24(op): 10:32pm On Mar 11, 2010
semid4lyfe:
Hillarious thread.
The funny thing is that these monkeys tagged in these areas are indigenous to the area
Jokes EtcRe: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by morpheus24(op): 9:41pm On Mar 11, 2010
Chinese monkeys vs chinese man

Jokes EtcRe: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by morpheus24(op): 9:34pm On Mar 11, 2010
congo spider monkeys vs congo man

Jokes EtcRe: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by morpheus24(op): 8:57pm On Mar 11, 2010
Indian monkey vs Indian man

Jokes EtcRe: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by morpheus24(op): 8:42pm On Mar 11, 2010
south american monkey vs south american boy

Jokes EtcRe: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by morpheus24(op): 7:21pm On Mar 11, 2010
Japenese man vs japanese monkey

Jokes EtcNow, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by morpheus24(op): 7:08pm On Mar 11, 2010
I have been studying primates including humans with an emphasis on adaptive phenotypical qualities and can't but recognize the similar facial adaptations of species of monkeys with species of humans who inhabit the same area.

Case in point:Notice the similarities of photos of monkeys to their human counterparts and if you don't see some resemblance then I will be checking myself into the psych hospital cause my eyes most be playing tricks on me.

West African monkey vs  WestAfrican man

RomanceRe: What Do Naija Guys Offer In Relationships by morpheus24: 2:26pm On Mar 11, 2010
If we don't offer anything why are a bunch of you not running to other men to marry,
RomanceRe: What Do naija Girls Offer In Relationships? by morpheus24: 9:36pm On Mar 10, 2010
bawomolo:
anyone regardless of gender should know how to cook, clean and take care of themselves.

it seems you are trying to say that's the role of a women in marriage? what about companionship? or are you marrying an housegirl?
Both parties offer companionship to one another so this does not count.

If I can perform all the prescribed duties assigned to a woman then what can any woman offer me that should make me exclusive to her
SportsRe: Nigeria Lines Up Four Pre World Cup Friendlies by morpheus24: 6:55pm On Mar 10, 2010
Now we are talking. These are definitely good games to test out the asian, south american and european styles we will be facing in SA.

good on you coach. This is encouraging,
CultureRe: How Does A British National Married To A Nigerian Get A Nigerian Passport by morpheus24: 6:40pm On Mar 10, 2010
It takes a very long time for one to obtain citizenship . To get a resident permit you hve to be livingin the country for a while and be able to prove it.
RomanceRe: What Do naija Girls Offer In Relationships? by morpheus24: 6:31pm On Mar 10, 2010
Tis these girsl of nowadays who think it is 21st century to be emulating some of the undesirable liberal culture of the west concerning the role of women in a marriage or relationship. The sexes are meant to compliment each other in every way possible way but I think these ladies have lost their way.

I thank God my mama teach me how to cook, clean and take care of myself. Apart from intimacy ,ther is nothing these women of nowadays  can offer me right now.

even the intimacy i fit get am without general commitment.

I will be single for a while o!
HealthRe: Hiv+ Experiences,lets Share It. by morpheus24: 2:40pm On Mar 10, 2010
uplawal:
i keep telling people but they just get angry unnessarrily,if Allah wills,he can wipe out the disease but he lets it stay,cos he knows best,abstinency and fidelity is still the answer to the pandermic,its gotten 95% through intimacy and all others is just out of the intimacy itself e.g,needle,unbornchild, blood transfussion etc
Eh tell Him to will it quick quick and cure peopel nah!

Really , some people and their superstitions,
TravelRe: BEST/CHEAP OFFERS FOR N'LANDERs GOING TO SA 2010 by morpheus24: 4:11pm On Mar 09, 2010
^^^
As a fan all you need to do is buy your airline ticket and get visa to SA. If you want you can forget about tickets. There will be FAN fest centers set up which will be the same experience as watching it in the stadiums. The 2006 WC had 18 milliion fans watch via fan fest and its free of charge to get in.

Its the experience that will blow your mind. You can't get that jsut sitting at a beer parlour with a couple hundred people. Cheap but never the same

here's a prelude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ag4vsZfjqgQ


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC88dxlhg2g&NR=1
SportsRe: Supersport Production Engineer And Commentator Abducted (Released!) by morpheus24: 3:20pm On Mar 09, 2010
RSA:
^I still think you have other interest in the republic other that business grin grin grin
You are either married one of the badungandunga grin or you have naija/SA pikin grin

khuluma ndoda grin
is it because I know some SA slangs, ? smiley

I will admit I have flirted with your women but they are too wild for me to settle down with. I don't do baby mama or baby daddy's either.

Lets just agree that I am a very intuitive person which is why I am good at what I do,
TravelRe: Natural South Africa(pics) by morpheus24: 2:36pm On Mar 09, 2010
RSA:
She is the real mother of our nation,she sacrificed a lot for our people,and she's still doing that.She still living in Soweto with her people.
Mandela of the sixties is way too different from this one,there are even jokes that [b]the real Mandela died long time ago and this one is a programmed clone.[/b]The real Mandela formed the ANC military wing uMkhondo we Sizwe(People's Spear),as a youth leader he was outspoken and militant in his ideas more than Malema.
Ha! thats very funny

RSA:
Winnie went through hell,and even in the new South Africa she is still getting slaps from our current goverment,but she is a fighter and still fighting on,where as Mandela has a white secretary since his release,white body guards,his Mandela children funds run by whites,and leave in a lilly white area.Now everyone who want to see Mandela will drive to Houghton instead of Soweto,imagine the tourism Mandela could have brought to Soweto if he stayed there.Imagine the inspiration he could have brought to kids who grow up in that place,the investment in infrustructures,security and pride.
I agree that Winnie is more of an inspiration to the people only because she has taken much more heat than Mandela.


RSA:
Personaly I think Mandela failed us,yes he brought us peace but we din't want peace,[b]we wanted equal rights and justice.[/b]Because of Mandela today whites own 80 percent of our economy,and they don't even want to share it,we had to develop Black Economic Empowerment policies that force them to sell some of their shares to black South Africans,we have to force them to have black Directors in their boards,we have to force them to employe black talents in strategic positions.

And when it come to justice we all know that rich people can get awy with murder,because they have the best lawyers and poor will always go to prison for things they are sometime innocent of.
Without first peace my friend there can be no negotiations for equal rights or justice, He has layed the foundations,

RSA:
South Africa is getting negative press today in the country because whites owned all the media and still want to prove to everybody that black cannot rule succesfully,we are reminded time and again that the is no succesfull or first world country where blacks are majority.

Things are changing slowly now because that is the only way but we could have done better if Mandela was pro Black.Remmember this is just my opinion,there are Millions of Mandela supporters who sees thing differently.I said the glass is half empty.
As far as the media is concerned you are spot on and it is your duty to spread this fact as much as you can everytime you have the opportunity as they do in the form of propaganda and at least your country will have a fighting chance.

As regards mandela. He believed and strived for a principle that people from different backgrounds could live harmoniously together. In the minds of the ordinary it seems an impossible task but because of the inspiration of one man. It became a reality and though not perfect, it has been seen not be an impossible task,

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