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PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri: There Are Other Ethnic Nations More Tribalistic Than Fulani by Mpanyi: 8:46pm On Oct 11, 2021
Reno is a coward. Why not say Fulani are tribalistic together with so so and so tribes?

He is a coward. This is how he goes about any ethnicity or religion he fears which he knows there may be terrible backlash. He will just stylishly avoid the exact thing he wants to say.
CrimeRe: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Mpanyi: 10:39am On Oct 11, 2021
SATANlST:
why must we always blame govt. wetin you want may govt do? the movie selina tested, is it govt fault that some new breed of cultists and new breed of cults will emanate from that?
any body that complains about govt in this era where there are millions of jobs online is a lazy youth.
do you know how many souls have been lost to money rituals because of what nollywood made people believe?
if not for internet, majority of nigerians believed that rich people like dangote sacrificed their kids or wives to be rich.
It is government's job to deal with all these. This one of the reasons we have government. If not the way developed nations' government deploy the instrument of law against perpetrators they would have been worse than us. But the thing is if any of their citizens remember the long arm of the law will eventually catch up with them no matter who they are they pipe low. Who no get propensity to commit crime? Everybody get but I think Oyibo own worse pass but deterrents they have keep them in check.
InvestmentRe: MTN Nigeria Offer ₦90 Billion Bond For Sale by Mpanyi: 8:50am On Oct 11, 2021
Wise MTN. Always using Nigerians money inside Nigeria and refusing to bring in even one dollar. Too much sense no go kee una.
FamilyRe: Has Your Mum Priced Something In Your Presence & You Start To Pity The Seller? by Mpanyi: 9:32pm On Oct 10, 2021
PlayMaker14:
Mine happened years ago during the yultide season, she called me to the kitchen to bring my feet for her to measure with a broom stick. After the measurements, she went to Igbudú market, I was super excited knowing that a brand new shoe will follow her back home.

She came back from the market with only my sister's shoes, seeing how my faced changed to a Gambler who lost a ticket of N4mil because of one game, she said she will take me to the market the next day.

We got to Igbudú market very early and went straight to the shoe stand, my mom immediately point to one black shoes that looks like canoe and started exhibiting her bargain prowess. This went on for 30mins as both of them tried to persuade each other.

I heard when the seller was telling my mom that the last price is N2000 from an initial selling price of N3,500, and in her words; "Madam, your pikin go use this shoe taya"


My mom priced the shoe to N1200 and was even making it look like she's doing the seller a huge favor by adding the N200 on top.

The seller, with a swelled up face, reluctantly agreed and gave the canoe looking shoe to my mom.

I felt pity for the seller though, it was as if my mom targeted her that day.

We went home and all my homies started calling me "Mr. Canoe" because of the funny looking shoe which I wore for Christmas and New year pararding the streets of Warri visiting homes of Uncle's and Aunty's so they can "Do Christmas" for me.
This is damn funny
CelebritiesRe: Emeka Rollas: I Don’t Know Why Chiwetalu Agu Put On Biafra Regalia by Mpanyi: 9:15am On Oct 08, 2021
Aufbauh:
My man dey form 'Biafra unit head'!
The truth is that Chiwetalu Agu was just acting a script to arouse sympathy among the Ipob faithfuls & ultimately climb the ladder of hierarchy.

He has achieved his script, and what he saw or will see in the hands of the military will be nothing compare to his ultimate goal of 'Cashing out'.
Support evil and it will pay you visit one day and refuse to leave. If you don't believe in due process you will be in a position onr day where you will need one and you will never get it.

If he breaks any law, let them charge him to court.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 4 Harmful Terms In Your Employment Contract by Mpanyi: 2:27pm On Oct 04, 2021
See work first
PoliticsRe: Face-To-Face Encounter With The Dreaded Unknown Gunmen By Barr Fabian Onwughalu by Mpanyi: 10:57am On Oct 02, 2021
This is bad But we should ask ourselves what made that peaceful organization became violent. Can't we try Gumi advice of dialogue with the bandits with them?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Do They Really Sell Employment Slots In Nigeria by Mpanyi: 10:53am On Oct 02, 2021
And we are deceiving ourselves this country will be better
TravelRe: Boy Hawking Groundnut Hit By A Vehicle On Kaduna Expressway, Dies (Photos) by Mpanyi: 2:25pm On Oct 01, 2021
Tears
PetsRe: Ondo Police Arrest Dog For Biting AAUA Student’s Private Parts by Mpanyi: 9:06am On Sep 25, 2021
Euthanize it
CelebritiesRe: Photos From The Baptism Of Cubana Chief Priest's Son by Mpanyi: 7:27pm On Sep 21, 2021
justosee:
Baptism is supposed to be a personal decision.
I hope everybody (old and young) in Cornelius' house made that decision when they were all baptized. If you are of age without having baptism by then, it should be a personal decision. But if you are a child it is spiritual obligation of your parents to get you baptized, unless they don't take you as a man. For Jesus himself said unless man is born of holy spirit and water he cannot enter the kingdom of God. If your parents can make sure you live physically by giving you earthly food without your decision, they also have the obligation to give you spiritual food without your decision so you can live spiritually.
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Unleashes New Top-secret ‘satellite Killer’ Missile ( Pix, Video) by Mpanyi: 6:42pm On Sep 21, 2021
seunny4lif:
I swear
Russia needs to sign agreement with North Korea to help her build those nukes
North Korea kwa? Badasses for arms in the world is US and Russia. China will get to that level soon. North Korea does not even reach up to Paki or India.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Prays For Couples: Other Women Will Smell Like Excreta To Your Husband by Mpanyi: 6:10pm On Sep 20, 2021
Many lunatics are out there answering pastors. Meanwhile I didn't have any reason to watch the video shaa. So I didn't watch the video.
CelebritiesRe: Photos From The Baptism Of Cubana Chief Priest's Son by Mpanyi: 6:25pm On Sep 19, 2021
Johncuppa:
One day, this boy will encounter Christ, and a proper and biblical baptism would be conducted for him in Jesus Name.
What you wrote does not make sense at all
PhonesRe: Reno Omokri: Nobody On Earth Needs An iPhone13 by Mpanyi: 9:04am On Sep 19, 2021
On earth? Or in Nigeria? What is this man talking? I find it funny many people concur completely. This man is used to dishing out half-truths, deceiving the gullible.
Car TalkRe: How Avoid Police Extortion And Harassment On The Highway by Mpanyi: 8:59am On Sep 18, 2021
olu77:
That is unavoidable but you can light and throw some loud knockouts about half a mile before you get to their checkpoint and they will vanish before you get there. They will even abandon their vehicle
Hahahaha. Very funny
CrimeRe: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Mpanyi: 3:58pm On Sep 14, 2021
antimason:
see who leave light enter darkness dey happy. Nor worry on judgement day JESUS man like you wey bleed, kneel down pray to God go con save you. Worshipping the created instead of the creator
Please don't derail the thread by saying what you don't know. Please go to religion thread.
FamilyRe: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by Mpanyi: 12:30pm On Sep 14, 2021
fourboys:
One girl like that beat the hell out of me embarassed the next day in class I started bragging how I nearly killed the girl grin grin the girl just dey one side dey look me cos she is a quiet type.. one idiot classmate brought an idea that we should fight again in front of everyone grin grin Omo before 5seconds the girl knocked me out againgrin grin grin grin grin
Hahahaha
Christianity EtcRe: My Experience With Prophecy by Mpanyi: 10:15am On Sep 12, 2021
Success1975:
Have you been saved or delivered from impending doom or harm thru the prophecy a man or woman of God spoke to you? Or have you been guided by prophecy spoken concerning you, such that you acted in a way that made you escape danger or provoked manifestation of blessings... plz share to bless us this Sunday.

Mine was that my elder sister called me few months ago and told me that a Prophecy was spoken concerning me in her church that I should avoid any relationship with any married woman cause danger is looming towards that direction. I was surprised about the prophecy for 2 reasons; I don't do married women no matter the temptations and this is someone that stays in different state from where I live. But been someone that was raised from a Christian home I went into prayers the next day to cancel such negative prophecy from seeing the light of the day. Anyway I also ran thru my dating list and ensured no married woman was on that list.

To shorten my story, I met a friend and in the course of my interactions, he told me that a cult guy that lives within the neighborhood confided in him that someone was sleeping with his wife within the hood and he is on the lookout for the man and when he finds him he will strike so hard on d man. Unknown to me one of the ladies I've been dating was married and lied to me she is single and that the person d cult guy was making reference to was me coz he got my number from the wife phone and called me to desist from going by out with d wife. I told him I didn't know she was married and apologized. Till date the lady didn't know I had discovered she was married. All I did was severe the relationship and even others.

I thank God for showing me mercy thru prophetic revelation.
You dey fuc* with somebody that is not your wife and you dey claims to be a Christian. What is it with some Christians?
PoliticsRe: Plateau Crisis: STF Commander Inaugurates Joint Peace Committee In Jos by Mpanyi:
Why didn't they respond when the massacre was going instead of waiting for the socalled order as widely circulated? This is the first thing that should be resolved first if the report is anything to go by. They should arrest the killers from all sides
PoliticsRe: Questions You Should Never Ask People – Reno Omokri by Mpanyi: 3:33pm On Sep 06, 2021
Unfortunately, Reno is not doing what he is preaching as he does not mind his own business. He says many things that are not necessary. He talks a lot.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh In Thanksgiving Mood After Break-Up With Prince Kpokpogri (Pix) by Mpanyi: 6:04pm On Sep 05, 2021
Thank your star is Christianity you are joking with madam
PoliticsRe: Bandits Kill 20 In Reprisal Attack In Magami, Niger State by Mpanyi: 8:10pm On Sep 04, 2021
And still they're not terrorists while IPOB are
CrimeRe: Hushpuppi: How Did The FBI Unlock A Locked IPhone? by Mpanyi: 6:32pm On Aug 28, 2021
iamadonis22:
Let’s look one the flip side:

If he doesn’t open the phone then FBI has no case against him. Why then would he open?
You guys don't know a thing. FBI can unlock any phone without apple's help. They did it with the terrorist couple's phone that shot people at a gathering. Apple refused to cooperate. FBI unlocked it after some days and said they didn't need apple's help in that regard.
Foreign AffairsRe: Third Explosion Hits Kabul Airport, 80 Dead, 140 Injured (Pictures) by Mpanyi: 9:09pm On Aug 26, 2021
joyandfaith:
I see UN forces invading afghanistan. Chaotic withdrawal of us and allies forces is responsible for this.
UN? Which UN?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Plight Of HND Holders In The Nigerian Labor Market by Mpanyi: 9:28pm On Aug 24, 2021
Adaorababy:
I can relate to this dehumanizing treatment. The dichotomy does not end in when applying for jobs. Even when you're working in that company. You can't go beyond a step on the ladder as an HND graduate. Many times, HND holders are used as contract staff while their BSC counterparts are permanent staff. Very dehumanizing. However, in all fairness, it's easier to get a job as an HND holder than as a BSc holder because they are subjected to meagre pay and most Nigerian firms follow the use and dump approach.

I started to notice this disparity during NYSC whilst commencing the orientation registration process. I heard something like this. Graduates from Federal universities, form first line., Foreign universities, second line Private university, third line, state university, fourth line, Federal and State polytechnics, be on the 5th line and colleges the 6th line.
That profiling was all shades of wrong on every side. As I was waiting for my category to be called, I remember how my self esteem dropped drastically. Seeing most of the polished in first, second, third and fourth lines and I had to just be on the fifth line. Whyhuh The annoying thing is that many people in the 5th and 6th lines looked one kind. Majority of them had natural low self esteem, could not communicate properly, and looked very dull. I felt bad that a bright HND holder like me that graduated with distinction in Banking & Finance could be ridiculed this way. Because of this, throughout my three weeks in camp, I refused to participate in camp activities. Although, it was not difficult to get a job in the financial sector, in fact, I was employed within 4months of completing the NYSC one year program but I could not also watch people that were still in secondary school while I already joined the bank, graduate from the University and become my boss. They had promotions, better career path, were giving cars while my salary remained same for 9years as a contract staff. This was what led to me quitting working in the bank despite my long years of working in the bank and having a PGD and masters and performing excellently well in my designated functions. I was angry that even though, the dichotomy between HND and BSC prevented me from being converted, why wasn't I converted despite furthering and having a masters degree?

School is scam!!! Nigeria is scam!!!
This hurts me
PoliticsRe: We Were Not Ordered To Stop Attacks - Soldiers Tell Plateau Monarch, Ronku Aka by Mpanyi: 8:38am On Aug 08, 2021
Normal pattern. Not surprising
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Denies Asking People To Stop Posting His Pictures With Hushpuppi by Mpanyi: 8:49am On Aug 07, 2021
This year statement dey imilimious. Does it mean you are guilty of something and you are ready to face the consequences? As per se you gree say you don chop and you are ready to face the consequences
PoliticsRe: "Police Lock Up Innocent People At Orile Iganmu Police Station" (Pictures) by Mpanyi: 8:21pm On Aug 04, 2021
thebosstrevor1:
How do you know they are innocent?

According to "activists" everybody in police jails and prisons are innocent.

Even that guy that robbed someone car and got arrested is also claiming innocent.

Trust criminals at your own risk
If they are criminals, don't they deserve a decent confinement?
HealthRe: Man Dies After He Was Bitten By A Snake 'Sent' By An Unknown Person (Photos) by Mpanyi: 7:43pm On Aug 04, 2021
Christistruth00:
Moringa Seeds and Bitter Kola are used to Cure Snake bites

First Aid Antidotes listed so far

Gin
Charcoal
Raw Cassava
Kerosene
What you listed are possible ingredients. At least the old man made me know many years ago charcoal is anti poison
HealthRe: I Got Bitten By A Non-Venomous Snake Today (Photos) by Mpanyi: 8:44pm On Aug 01, 2021
Where is the picture of the bite?
Christianity EtcRe: The Lords Chosen: Deaf And Dumb Couple For 35yrs And 40yrs Healed Simultaneously by Mpanyi: 8:37pm On Aug 01, 2021
Okay. Please what is their village and family name?

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