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Politics › Re: Oyo Jailbreak: 13 Fleeing Oyo Inmates Rearrested In Osun by Mpanyi: 8:31pm On Oct 24, 2021
Rearrest wetin? I am sure those people with the intitially so-called rearrested surrendered on their own. But security officers have to claim credit.
Health › Re: Dr. Paul Enenche Working From 20th Floor Of Trump Towers (Pictures) by Mpanyi: 3:06pm On Oct 24, 2021
Why tell us the location?
Politics › Re: Sokoto Attack: Your Crushing Defeat Is Near, Buhari Tells Bandits by Mpanyi: 8:12am On Oct 19, 2021
Call them what they are terrorists and you say no
Career › Re: Can Someone Access Their Pension Funds Before Official Retirement Age by Mpanyi: 6:36pm On Oct 18, 2021
Whobedatte:
Please can one change his pension Admin
Then I was naive though they came with many of these pension admins but there was no smart phone then and I couldn't surf to get the best
Yes you can. I may help you out to change to the best
Politics › Re: Nigeria’s Unity Negotiable – Babagana Kingibe by Mpanyi: 1:01pm On Oct 17, 2021
olamidedivotee:
Nigeria unity is always negotiable to those chopping oil money.


In case anyone need a content writer. Check my signature.
Negotiable or non-negotiable to those chopping oil money. Methinks it should be the latter
Celebrities › Re: Fans Gives Bbnaija's Cross Heroic Homecoming In Abuja: Pictures & Video by Mpanyi: 7:26am On Oct 16, 2021
I loves them. For them stup.id.ity
Science/Technology › Re: Baby Monkey Clinging To Dead Mother In Lion's Mouth (Graphic Photos) by Mpanyi: 9:03pm On Oct 15, 2021
Please forget animals. Human dey do wetin pass this one, especially in Nigeria here.
Crime › Re: Police Arrest Three Cattle Rustlers In Adamawa, Recover Guns, Cows by Mpanyi: 10:44am On Oct 13, 2021
Make them arrest human rustlers cum killers too
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri: There Are Other Ethnic Nations More Tribalistic Than Fulani by Mpanyi: 8:46pm On Oct 11, 2021
Reno is a coward. Why not say Fulani are tribalistic together with so so and so tribes?

He is a coward. This is how he goes about any ethnicity or religion he fears which he knows there may be terrible backlash. He will just stylishly avoid the exact thing he wants to say.
Crime › Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Mpanyi: 10:39am On Oct 11, 2021
SATANlST:
why must we always blame govt. wetin you want may govt do? the movie selina tested, is it govt fault that some new breed of cultists and new breed of cults will emanate from that?
any body that complains about govt in this era where there are millions of jobs online is a lazy youth.
do you know how many souls have been lost to money rituals because of what nollywood made people believe?
if not for internet, majority of nigerians believed that rich people like dangote sacrificed their kids or wives to be rich.
It is government's job to deal with all these. This one of the reasons we have government. If not the way developed nations' government deploy the instrument of law against perpetrators they would have been worse than us. But the thing is if any of their citizens remember the long arm of the law will eventually catch up with them no matter who they are they pipe low. Who no get propensity to commit crime? Everybody get but I think Oyibo own worse pass but deterrents they have keep them in check.
Investment › Re: MTN Nigeria Offer ₦90 Billion Bond For Sale by Mpanyi: 8:50am On Oct 11, 2021
Wise MTN. Always using Nigerians money inside Nigeria and refusing to bring in even one dollar. Too much sense no go kee una.
Family › Re: Has Your Mum Priced Something In Your Presence & You Start To Pity The Seller? by Mpanyi: 9:32pm On Oct 10, 2021
PlayMaker14:
Mine happened years ago during the yultide season, she called me to the kitchen to bring my feet for her to measure with a broom stick. After the measurements, she went to Igbudú market, I was super excited knowing that a brand new shoe will follow her back home.

She came back from the market with only my sister's shoes, seeing how my faced changed to a Gambler who lost a ticket of N4mil because of one game, she said she will take me to the market the next day.

We got to Igbudú market very early and went straight to the shoe stand, my mom immediately point to one black shoes that looks like canoe and started exhibiting her bargain prowess. This went on for 30mins as both of them tried to persuade each other.

I heard when the seller was telling my mom that the last price is N2000 from an initial selling price of N3,500, and in her words; "Madam, your pikin go use this shoe taya"


My mom priced the shoe to N1200 and was even making it look like she's doing the seller a huge favor by adding the N200 on top.

The seller, with a swelled up face, reluctantly agreed and gave the canoe looking shoe to my mom.

I felt pity for the seller though, it was as if my mom targeted her that day.

We went home and all my homies started calling me "Mr. Canoe" because of the funny looking shoe which I wore for Christmas and New year pararding the streets of Warri visiting homes of Uncle's and Aunty's so they can "Do Christmas" for me.
This is damn funny
Celebrities › Re: Emeka Rollas: I Don’t Know Why Chiwetalu Agu Put On Biafra Regalia by Mpanyi: 9:15am On Oct 08, 2021
Aufbauh:
My man dey form 'Biafra unit head'!
The truth is that Chiwetalu Agu was just acting a script to arouse sympathy among the Ipob faithfuls & ultimately climb the ladder of hierarchy.

He has achieved his script, and what he saw or will see in the hands of the military will be nothing compare to his ultimate goal of 'Cashing out'.
Support evil and it will pay you visit one day and refuse to leave. If you don't believe in due process you will be in a position onr day where you will need one and you will never get it.

If he breaks any law, let them charge him to court.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 4 Harmful Terms In Your Employment Contract by Mpanyi: 2:27pm On Oct 04, 2021
See work first
Politics › Re: Face-To-Face Encounter With The Dreaded Unknown Gunmen By Barr Fabian Onwughalu by Mpanyi: 10:57am On Oct 02, 2021
This is bad But we should ask ourselves what made that peaceful organization became violent. Can't we try Gumi advice of dialogue with the bandits with them?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Do They Really Sell Employment Slots In Nigeria by Mpanyi: 10:53am On Oct 02, 2021
And we are deceiving ourselves this country will be better
Travel › Re: Boy Hawking Groundnut Hit By A Vehicle On Kaduna Expressway, Dies (Photos) by Mpanyi: 2:25pm On Oct 01, 2021
Tears
Pets › Re: Ondo Police Arrest Dog For Biting AAUA Student’s Private Parts by Mpanyi: 9:06am On Sep 25, 2021
Euthanize it
Celebrities › Re: Photos From The Baptism Of Cubana Chief Priest's Son by Mpanyi: 7:27pm On Sep 21, 2021
justosee:
Baptism is supposed to be a personal decision.
I hope everybody (old and young) in Cornelius' house made that decision when they were all baptized. If you are of age without having baptism by then, it should be a personal decision. But if you are a child it is spiritual obligation of your parents to get you baptized, unless they don't take you as a man. For Jesus himself said unless man is born of holy spirit and water he cannot enter the kingdom of God. If your parents can make sure you live physically by giving you earthly food without your decision, they also have the obligation to give you spiritual food without your decision so you can live spiritually.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Unleashes New Top-secret ‘satellite Killer’ Missile ( Pix, Video) by Mpanyi: 6:42pm On Sep 21, 2021
seunny4lif:
I swear
Russia needs to sign agreement with North Korea to help her build those nukes
North Korea kwa? Badasses for arms in the world is US and Russia. China will get to that level soon. North Korea does not even reach up to Paki or India.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Prays For Couples: Other Women Will Smell Like Excreta To Your Husband by Mpanyi: 6:10pm On Sep 20, 2021
Many lunatics are out there answering pastors. Meanwhile I didn't have any reason to watch the video shaa. So I didn't watch the video.
Celebrities › Re: Photos From The Baptism Of Cubana Chief Priest's Son by Mpanyi: 6:25pm On Sep 19, 2021
Johncuppa:
One day, this boy will encounter Christ, and a proper and biblical baptism would be conducted for him in Jesus Name.
What you wrote does not make sense at all
Phones › Re: Reno Omokri: Nobody On Earth Needs An iPhone13 by Mpanyi: 9:04am On Sep 19, 2021
On earth? Or in Nigeria? What is this man talking? I find it funny many people concur completely. This man is used to dishing out half-truths, deceiving the gullible.
Car Talk › Re: How Avoid Police Extortion And Harassment On The Highway by Mpanyi: 8:59am On Sep 18, 2021
olu77:
That is unavoidable but you can light and throw some loud knockouts about half a mile before you get to their checkpoint and they will vanish before you get there. They will even abandon their vehicle
Hahahaha. Very funny
Crime › Re: My Story As A Cult Member........initiation Phase Included... by Mpanyi: 3:58pm On Sep 14, 2021
antimason:
see who leave light enter darkness dey happy. Nor worry on judgement day JESUS man like you wey bleed, kneel down pray to God go con save you. Worshipping the created instead of the creator
Please don't derail the thread by saying what you don't know. Please go to religion thread.
Family › Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Did When You Were Still A Child?? by Mpanyi: 12:30pm On Sep 14, 2021
fourboys:
One girl like that beat the hell out of me embarassed the next day in class I started bragging how I nearly killed the girl grin grin the girl just dey one side dey look me cos she is a quiet type.. one idiot classmate brought an idea that we should fight again in front of everyone grin grin Omo before 5seconds the girl knocked me out againgrin grin grin grin grin
Hahahaha
Christianity Etc › Re: My Experience With Prophecy by Mpanyi: 10:15am On Sep 12, 2021
Success1975:
Have you been saved or delivered from impending doom or harm thru the prophecy a man or woman of God spoke to you? Or have you been guided by prophecy spoken concerning you, such that you acted in a way that made you escape danger or provoked manifestation of blessings... plz share to bless us this Sunday.

Mine was that my elder sister called me few months ago and told me that a Prophecy was spoken concerning me in her church that I should avoid any relationship with any married woman cause danger is looming towards that direction. I was surprised about the prophecy for 2 reasons; I don't do married women no matter the temptations and this is someone that stays in different state from where I live. But been someone that was raised from a Christian home I went into prayers the next day to cancel such negative prophecy from seeing the light of the day. Anyway I also ran thru my dating list and ensured no married woman was on that list.

To shorten my story, I met a friend and in the course of my interactions, he told me that a cult guy that lives within the neighborhood confided in him that someone was sleeping with his wife within the hood and he is on the lookout for the man and when he finds him he will strike so hard on d man. Unknown to me one of the ladies I've been dating was married and lied to me she is single and that the person d cult guy was making reference to was me coz he got my number from the wife phone and called me to desist from going by out with d wife. I told him I didn't know she was married and apologized. Till date the lady didn't know I had discovered she was married. All I did was severe the relationship and even others.

I thank God for showing me mercy thru prophetic revelation.
You dey fuc* with somebody that is not your wife and you dey claims to be a Christian. What is it with some Christians?
Politics › Re: Plateau Crisis: STF Commander Inaugurates Joint Peace Committee In Jos by Mpanyi:
Why didn't they respond when the massacre was going instead of waiting for the socalled order as widely circulated? This is the first thing that should be resolved first if the report is anything to go by. They should arrest the killers from all sides
Politics › Re: Questions You Should Never Ask People – Reno Omokri by Mpanyi: 3:33pm On Sep 06, 2021
Unfortunately, Reno is not doing what he is preaching as he does not mind his own business. He says many things that are not necessary. He talks a lot.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh In Thanksgiving Mood After Break-Up With Prince Kpokpogri (Pix) by Mpanyi: 6:04pm On Sep 05, 2021
Thank your star is Christianity you are joking with madam
Politics › Re: Bandits Kill 20 In Reprisal Attack In Magami, Niger State by Mpanyi: 8:10pm On Sep 04, 2021
And still they're not terrorists while IPOB are
Crime › Re: Hushpuppi: How Did The FBI Unlock A Locked IPhone? by Mpanyi: 6:32pm On Aug 28, 2021
iamadonis22:
Let’s look one the flip side:

If he doesn’t open the phone then FBI has no case against him. Why then would he open?
You guys don't know a thing. FBI can unlock any phone without apple's help. They did it with the terrorist couple's phone that shot people at a gathering. Apple refused to cooperate. FBI unlocked it after some days and said they didn't need apple's help in that regard.

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