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MuttleyLaff:
Yes budaatum, what's the matter with the head-scratching, lol? I know, and its all because the whole thing is counter-intuitive.

OK, here's a quick and snappy breakdown of what went down. The events in Genesis 1:24-27, expatiated upon from Genesis 2:4 up on to Genesis 3:24, all happened in a normal 24-hour period. A&E almost successfully held it together but they caved in at the last hurdle (i.e. the last hour)

I already can guess what your objection possibly will be, to this.

budaatum:
I been wondering if "counter-intuitive" means, 'one can't use one's brain', or, "makes no sense".

No, "counter-intuitive" doesnt mean any of what you typed in your comment. "Counter-intuitive" means, something not easily understood in an intuitive, instinctive and/or natural way, all because the ability to understand or explain the something, runs counter to what gut-feeling, intuition or common-sense normally would lead one to know and/or expect.

budaatum:
Where did you get "duration of the test" from?

"Moses answered the people,
"Don't be afraid! God has come only to test you,
so that you will be in awe of Him and won't sin."
- Exodus 20:20

"Remember the whole way by which he has brought you these forty years
through the desert so that he might, by humbling you,
test you to see if you have it within you to keep his commandments or not."
- Deuteronomy 8:2

"By faith Abraham, when God tested him, offered Isaac as a sacrifice.
He who had embraced the promises was about to sacrifice his one and only son,"
- Hebrews 11:17

"Blessed is the one who perseveres under trial because,
having stood the test, that person will receive the crown of life
that the Lord has promised to those who love him"
- James 1:12

"You have tested my thoughts and examined my heart in the night.
You have scrutinized me and found nothing wrong.
I am determined not to sin in what I say."
- Psalm 17:3

"You have tested us, O God. You have refined us in the same way silver is refined.
(i.e. You have put us to the test, God; as silver is purified by fire, so you have tested us)"
- Psalm 66:10

Sampled bible verses, like as with the few ones above, taken as proof, shows that God, does carry out tests, even gives tests, so as to purify, lol, and it goes without saying, that testing the performance, qualities or suitability of someone or something has, how long the test will last. All tests have durations budaatum lol, meaning they arent done in perpetuity, as in, they dont go on for an unlimited or unspecified period of time. So, yeah budaatum, A&E were given a period of time test, and just as like with Satan, they learned from the test, about the evil that was found in them.

Cycling back to your "where did you get "duration of the test" from?" question, well that was got, from out of a few verses in the bible budaatum.

budaatum, before you opened up this thread to read it, where did your eye first go? To the heading, right? Yeah, that's right, after the heading, you then read the post and searched its fine print to find more details on the titled heading, lol, didnt you? You looked under the bonnet, and as it were, searched in it. Well budaatum, same thing here too, I looked under the hood and in my searching in it, stumbled on "duration of the test" and so answering your question again, I got "duration of the test" from out of a few verses in the bible, lol.

kkins25:
[s]Thou metatron of the most high, surely thou has all the skills to summon the "wee" from the deepest abys. No wonder thee and thy brethen came upon the earth like lightning, seducing every feminine creature and giving them weeing sensation.

What mysteries do you hold? A herb, a poem, a spell, a rhythm, a device, a gift from the most high, what is it that gives you sexual prowess? Burden me with thy wisdom oh wise one.[/s]

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Lexusgs430:
32:13 - Exactly my point..........

MuttleyLaff:
... Marathon sex, really shouldn't be about ego, not done for showing off, if its any of those then its senseless straffing then. The main objective of marathon sex is the deliverying of maximum ecstatic sexual pleasure.

Age doesnt necessarily come wisdom and it doesnt really follow that, wisdom comes with experience.

If we should do a poll, it will confirm that, age doesnt necessarily come wisdom and it doesnt really follow that, wisdom comes with experience. How many in marriages spanning 10 years havent experienced more than the ordinary and/or average orgasm, erhn. It's just the usual, normal and everyday wham, bam thank you ma'am staffing thing going on

With age, you ought to have discovered things, discovered areas, discovered spots from getting to know your woman's body. It is from these discoveries, that you're able to now have wisdom. Wisdom, really is about correct and/or actions. It simply means knowing how to make right decisions and/or take correct actions. Not many with age, take correct actions or make right decisions when making love, or should I rather say, when havig sex, lol. So now, I guess, you'll agree without demur, that wisdom doesnt necessarily comes with experience, afterall, knowledge is a precursor to experience. It is only when the dots in knowledge are correctly crossed and properly joined that good experience. Some dont even have the knowledge, so arent in a position to be joining any dots up and so arent able to have good experience. So my brotha, I beg to differ with your comment and humbly reiterate that age doesnt necessarily come wisdom and it doesnt really follow that, wisdom comes with experience. Too many suffering in silence, but hey, I guess, you dont miss what you've never experienced eh.

Who Runzgal epp? I dont need runzgal to show that I am "nobi mouth" skillful in that department. You just made me smile from getting me remembering being asked to stop because she feels like she wants to wee. I smiled inside me and said, well done son to myself, lol. There's nothing to prove, just take it that when I was still in the world and on secret missions, I dont leave my partner(s) behind enemy lines, lol

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Apparently mine too, lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyPCDSuAjKc
cc Jeremih1, Lexusgs430, sassysure

11:59 I'm saying is that sex has replaced
12:01 intimacy and we're paying a terrible
12:04 price for it let me explain how this
12:07 love and and and pleasure are destroying
12:11 marriages because if I marry someone
12:15 from for their money I say I love you
12:18 for your money and then you lose your
12:20 money I'm not gonna love you anymore
12:23 well I never loved you, that's a it's a
12:27misnomer I never loved you, I just loved
12:30 the long dick money I tolerated you because I
12:33 wanted the money if you don't have the
12:35 long dick money I have no tolerance for you right
12:38 I mean that's obvious why is it any
12:41 better if I marry you for love if I
12:46 marry you for love it's not you it's the
12:49 love I am married to the love if the
12:53 love is gone I don't tolerate you what
12:56 are you doing here I don't need you I
12:59 just wanted to love so if I'm not
13:01 getting love you're irrelevant so in
13:04 that game right
13:05 money you're not getting ready for the
13:06 love sex forget about it go for intimacy
13:09 so you getting married for the intimacy
13:11 yeah oh so the first thing is I have to
13:16 marry the person not something about the
13:19 person, not even about big dick the nice things about the person.....

31:05 so the sages saying Pirkei avos, a love
31:08 that is dependent on a mere long or big dick something will not
31:11 endure a love that is dependent on
31:14 nothing will last forever but ...

31:32 .... if you asked your grandmother
31:36 or your great-grandmother, what happens
31:38 in the bedroom mom and dad go into the
31:41 but what happens in the bedroom, your
31:43 grandmother says nothing, you say, come on
31:46 tell me and your grandmother says
31:49 nothing,
31:50 she's actually saying the truth yeah
31:53 yeah it's the only correct answer, in a
31:57 bedroom, no thing, it's just them and if
32:02 it's just them, how can it not be good
32:05 it's always good it'll be to ask feels
32:08 good that first Yule oh it's perfect
32:11 it's not a performance, there's no
32:13 anxiety, it's not an Olympic event ...

RiyadhGoddess:
Oh really it happened?
Where?
I'm not aware of such info?

The Joint border drill has confiscated more than 4800 bales of second hand clothings valued at three billion naira from Yaba market in Lagos.

The Customs Coordinator, Western Zone, Assistant Comptroller General, Bukar Amajan, explained that the seizure was made possible through intelligence report (i.e. haters, jealous somebody and against others' success people etcetera)

More than 4800 bales of second hand clothings impounded from a single location.

The Customs coordinator of the border drill says these were picked up from Yaba market where smugglers had stockpiled them.

Describing second hand clothings as absolutely prohibited items, he challenged the owners of the consignment to come forward with any document to prove these goods were brought into the country legitimately.

Government still maintains a ban on the importation of second hand clothings into Nigeria from either the seaports, airports or land borders and Customs insist it will continue to effect seizures wherever they are found.
https://tvcnews.tv/border-drill-impounds-over-4800-bales-of-second-hand-wears-in-lagos/

RiyadhGoddess:
No I wasn't affected.
Thank you Sir...

Why Nigeria Customs break shops and seize goods for Yaba market
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-50941518

RiyadhGoddess:
I greet you sir. Happy prosperous 2020 sir...

You first came to my mind when few days coming up to the end of the past year, I read about customs raiding shops and seizing second-hand clothes from them, saying they got info, in other words, someone snitched that the clothes were brought in illegally. I hope you arent affected sha, as I am aware you deal in that line along with other things you do

princevinco:
Please point of direction, we are deviating from the original post.

The original post is nothing other than sponsored content

princevinco:
If I understand the post, it is about DSA launching attacks on other men of God from Ukraine.

Let them sue DSA for defamation, libel and/or slander then.

princevinco:
When is he going to come back to Nigeria to show these men of God how to do it

Maybe if you offer to pay for his flight and the logistics' cost, for all he plans to do, then you will see him in Nigeria, come to show these moG how to do "it"

princevinco:
or is he afraid of exposing his failure.

DSA is not afraid of anything and/or anybody. He's being there, being here, sold it, done it and even have the souvenir t-shirt. DSA is no spring chicken, he knows what he wants to do and knows when is the time for whatever it is, he has plans to do

princevinco:
You will agree with me that you are still hearing the voice because of youtube and facebook allowed him?

You will agree with me that you are still very severely pained at this

princevinco:
Let us continue to pray for him, he is about parking up.

You're better off, saving and shift the prayers for yourself because you're you more in need of continuning praying for than DSA is.

Lexusgs430:
When I was in my 20's, I probably would be saying the same thing about marathon sex matches...

I believe the discussion was focusing on doing all and whats necessary to get your woman to the promised land. If it's 40years it'll take so be it. If it's 40 seconds, so be it. The main expectation is get your woman to the seventh heaven, or better still ninth heaven and safely back to promised land earth. Marathon sex, really shouldn't be about ego, not done for showing off, if its any of those then its senseless straffing then. The main objective of marathon sex is the deliverying of maximum ecstatic sexual pleasure.

Lexusgs430:
With age comes wisdom and with wisdom comes experience.........

Age doesnt necessarily come wisdom and it doesnt really follow that, wisdom comes with experience.

If we should do a poll, it will confirm that, age doesnt necessarily come wisdom and it doesnt really follow that, wisdom comes with experience. How many in marriages spanning 10 years havent experienced more than the ordinary and/or average orgasm, erhn. It's just the usual, normal and everyday wham, bam thank you ma'am staffing thing going on

With age, you ought to have discovered things, discovered areas, discovered spots from getting to know your woman's body. It is from these discoveries, that you're able to now have wisdom. Wisdom, really is about correct and/or actions. It simply means knowing how to make right decisions and/or take correct actions. Not many with age, take correct actions or make right decisions when making love, or should I rather say, when havig sex, lol. So now, I guess, you'll agree without demur, that wisdom doesnt necessarily comes with experience, afterall, knowledge is a precursor to experience. It is only when the dots in knowledge are correctly crossed and properly joined that good experience. Some dont even have the knowledge, so arent in a position to be joining any dots up and so arent able to have good experience. So my brotha, I beg to differ with your comment and humbly reiterate that age doesnt necessarily come wisdom and it doesnt really follow that, wisdom comes with experience. Too many suffering in silence, but hey, I guess, you dont miss what you've never experienced eh.

Lexusgs430:
His engagement was spot on, a decent banter..... No insults, no calling names, just mere exchanging of notes....

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I contributed to show you, who knows a thing or two and is creative like me, that you're not alone, lol

Lexusgs430:
A type of guy I would like to have a drink with plus suya (then possibly book him a very beautiful Runzgal afterwards, and watch him perform(let's see if nah only mouth) ............

CC: MuttleyLaff

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Who Runzgal epp? I dont need runzgal to show that I am "nobi mouth" skillful in that department. You just made me smile from getting me remembering being asked to stop because she feels like she wants to wee. I smiled inside me and said, well done son to myself, lol. There's nothing to prove, just take it that when I was still in the world and on secret missions, I dont leave my partner(s) behind enemy lines, lol

sassysure:
Exactly.
Haaaaa
U have spoiled everything.
But I'm sure MuttleyLaff knows u are joking.

[img]https://s5/images/MuttleyLaffVieraaf2a252940cab251.png[/img]

sassysure:
Excellent!
I enjoyed your banter with Lexus.

There is this misconception that the bigger the better so men with "all too big" dick tend to perform the act instead of mastering the art of lovemaking.
They see a woman winch, groan, reflexly push them away and think they are hitting the right spot, not knowing the lady is in pain.
If u ask them where the g spot is, the don't know.

U take your woman to the promised land first then she can go again with you.
She is happy as long as u take her there.

But fear alone and low self esteem has made men with small winnie not to expand many ways of giving their women satisfaction.

Thanks to our men that assume it's by size always.

Ask a handful of women, they will say they prefer medium.
Infact, it's only one of my friend among so many that opted for big size(said her vj is the big type naturally), the rest were medium and tending towards the small size.

@op, learnt to master the art and have confidence in yourself.

Forget what u see on adult sites.

"take Viagra and thank me later.... Viagra can be found at any big pharmacy.... Its sold at 3k,and contains 30 capsule!.... Its will give you long, lasting sex and increasing penis size!...no side effect... D only side effect is that ur penis will go back to it's original size after like 3months if you stop d medication/"
- Re: Is There Any Remedy For A Small Manhood? by dealhunter(m): 11:32pm On Jan 03

"Are you aware that viagra can cause serious side effects and negative interactions when used along with prescription drugs, common over-the-counter medications and even natural supplements."
- Health / Re: Is There Any Remedy For A Small Manhood? by MuttleyLaff: 1:09am On Jan 04

Lexusgs430, obviously is a veteran Don Juan, lol nah. He typifies the saying "ol' soja nefa die" lol. I stand shoulder to shoulder with all and each of Lexusgs430's every comment.

I took exception to dealhunter's comment, where he suggested self-medication to Jeremih1, claiming viagra has to no bad effects. If I'll be to see dealhunter in real life, I'll say to his face, YOYO. How can he give such advice, for starters with not knowing Jeremih1's medical history and/or background. Saying to be using viagra, literally on, as like, for a lifetime. Haba, which kind life sentence be that. Who does that?

Lexusgs430:
Then have a cardiac event afterwards....... Abi all those politicians dying in hotels or after a business trip, ain't you drawing a parallel......
2 minutes, stay alive or
40 minutes and die afterwards...... I know my choice......

MuttleyLaff:
That's Mission Accomplished nah, if you did get her blissfully explode first. It’s more of an art than a science thing, lol. You just have to teach yourself and/or learn how to perfect the art

That is what self-prescribed and/or self-medication causes. Using enhancing drugs to have an edge, when it’s actually more of an art than a science thing, going on. You teach yourself and/or learn how to perfect the art. No fast track, cutting corners hanky panky shady thing going on that can have adverse effect on the heart. You either be natural or go on whatever drug as per how and when personally prescribed by a qualified medical doctor

With already mastered skill and built up stamina, strenghth, staying power and/or withholding capacity, one can easily do 40 minutes, go stronger and not die afterwards. You'll be hearing, why havent you come yet now, when are you coming now, and you'll be saying, I am trying to, I am trying to, lol

Lexusgs430:
Not soapy o..... Proper 2 minutes of intensive action..... At the second attempt, what more would come out, that was different than the end of 1st round.........
It's not food o, and no awards would be handed out......

You would get a thumbs up, at least, for a hitting the spot work well done nau

Lexusgs430:
If I cum 1st and she is waiting for euphoria, i shall be wondering what she is waiting for.........
A reason why quickie is a word..........

You mean soapy right, lol?. Inside life, as second time around, is when you last longer and dont come easily and/or quick.

Lexusgs430:
Who am i to question God or even attempt to undo his perfection................

Yeah, we now dont hunt, we are no longer wary of wild animal attack while being busy in the nest. We now do the business, in the comfort of our homes and/or privacy of our cosy and warm bedrooms nowadays, so have all the time in the world to lead and get her to the promised land, the land flowing with milk and honey, lol.

Lexusgs430:
Too much work, for my 2 minutes of satisfaction..........

This is precisely why you need to come second/last. She needs to be given a head start, literally and excuse the pun, lol. This is because you already know that in about two minutes or so, you'll can easily catch up with her. That's why you're not bothered about your pleasure first. I used to wonder why God designed men to be 40 seconds to 2 minutes or 3 minutes, then I got the epiphany, it was a deliberate and conscientous design, so you had to learn how to break out of that constrainst/limit, learn how to get staying power, endurance and stamina. Dont worry about the "too much work", because the expression of joy and ecstasy on her face, out of safe landing her shakingly on cloud nine/seventh heaven, is enough to erase any memory of "too much work". It compensates you, lets you proudly shoot out your chest and/or even chest thump, lol.

Lexusgs430:
Oga, i cannot come and go and kill myself.........

O pari, chilvary towards the lady is dead then, lol.

Lexusgs430:
She must come first, before i ice my cake...... Once she discharges once, the rest is overdo.... Nah food.....

That's Mission Accomplished nah, if you did get her blissfully explode first. It’s more of an art than a science thing, lol. You just have to teach yourself and/or learn how to perfect the art.

Lexusgs430:
Cuddle small till sleep fairy takes me away....... Possibly also have a quick shower, depending on how the rain falls......

Happy days things, lol

Lexusgs430:
Imagine just swallowing meat/chicken/fish/snake/turkey..........
It loses it's sensation..... Why bother.........

MuttleyLaff:
PS: If you'll be using tongue and/or dental dam condoms, I wouldnt, if you have periodontal disease(s) and/or cuts in your mouth, subscribe to Lexusgs430's suggestion to try tongue, lol.

Health and Safety comes first before giving/getting pleasure. Infection can be contracted and get into the body via cut/open blood vessels in the mouth hence the reason for the condom placed over VJs, as opposed to on the tongue. You arent swallowing meat/chicken/fish/snake/turkey..., you arent tasting nothing, you are meant to put your mind on getting the work done. You're meant to be focused, just get down, busy working away and doing the business, in a rhythmic manner.

Lexusgs430:
Not all ladies can squirt, regardless of what you do or how you do it.......

Hence use your limitations to maximum dual pleasures derived...........

Forget squirting for a moment, lest this turns into a red herring. It's reaching the promised land in orgasmic explosions, that's the primary objective, and so squirting is just a welcome added bonus. It is not really necessary, but if it happens, it just boost your ego about what you're capable of achieving and/or able to do, lol. For about your pleasure, Don Juans come second/last, they look after and gun for the lady having the pleasures first. Or if at all you've gone ahead and had yours first, then you you dont roll on your back and sleep off, instead you behave like a fighting soldier, you get ammo, strap your gun, and go back to retrieve whomever you left unfulfilled, hanging back and behind in anti-pleasure zone. Note I havent been talking of clitoral orgasm but all along was about g-sp0t. There's a difference.

Lexusgs430:
The act would look like a scary movie.......

MuttleyLaff:
As opposed using tungdom, I prefer and/or advise dental condoms, that you place on the VJ and environ, so you literally can have and eat sex, lol, without passing and/or getting infections

Fyi, the one placed on the VJ and environ wouldnt look anything like in a scary movie at all

Lexusgs430:
My friend, you also know that clit stimulation is all some ladies require to explode.....
Infact, some ladies never come via penetrative exercises.....
This is where the combination of the small middle man, fingers, tongue and brea.st simulations, becomes a perfect combo........

Its all about techniques. Without penetrative, without fingers, without tongue, without brẹast stimulation, but just sheer firmness of purpose, lol and perseverance, would get the opposite sex to orgasmically explode and also squirt. Just need to have the resolute determination and someone free with you and/or uninhibited though for the squirting to happen, thats if she doesnt get shy and stop at the point of squirting start. The g-sp0t is the koko and it could be hit without all those employing any of those above mentioned jazz. If you're the sort, you would have made at least one squirt before, or havent you, huh?

nlPoster:
Try not to be insultive,

"Ai tete mu ole, ole nmu oloko" loosely translated means "Look at the armed robber, pulling a fast one calling the burgled home owner the burgling thief"

Listen, I give as good as I get. I will treat you with the same insolence, contempt, bad manners, rude and disrespectful behaviour, you mete out to me and possibly more.

nlPoster:
I dont know what your grouse is but you shouldn't take out your frustrations on me.

I dont know who sent you on errand anyway to find out about grouses. Please dont take out your frustrations on me because there arent any grouses, in the first plate to find. Nobi by force, to make prick rise nau. Shove my served up dish aside, if the meat is too strong for your teeth to cut and/or if not to your taste/liking

nlPoster:
I dont know you and you are spoiling the thread for everybody.

I dont give a toss about you either. It's actually you spoiling the thread for everybody because of your lack of depth, inadequacies and/or inferiority complex issues bothering you

nlPoster:
Could you have some self control? It's not mandatory you post.

So now you want to be giving orders around here. Right? Smh. Is it your forum, that you'll be saying to anyone that it isnt mandatory to post, hmm? I guess you want to pass a senate bill next, for that, huh?

MuttleyLaff:
The time would have been after the duration of the test.

The time A&E ate the fruit, was the last hour. Had it been they restrained themselves in the last remaining hour left, they would have successfully sailed through and be given the green light to go ahead and start eat the fruit without incurring any bad effects.

No one is judging anyone here, we are merely jaw-jawing with each other.

budaatum:

Yes budaatum, what's the matter with the head-scratching, lol? I know, and its all because the whole thing is counter-intuitive.

OK, here's a quick and snappy breakdown of what went down. The events in Genesis 1:24-27, expatiated upon from Genesis 2:4 up on to Genesis 3:24, all happened in a normal 24-hour period. A&E almost successfully held it together but they caved in at the last hurdle (i.e. the last hour) I already can guess what your objection possibly will be, to this.

Lexusgs430:
You never commented about his possible finger-game..........

MuttleyLaff:
... another short and very good suggestion.

To be fair, penis size, somewhat can matter but it really isnt, the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog, so Jeremih1, I'll say, it's not what you've got, it's how, along with other bedroom techniques, you make it work. Wish you best of good wishes.

I did comment about his possible finger-game. "Finger-game," perfectly falls under other bedroom techniques"

Lexusgs430:
Have you considered the lady too, might equally have a tight passage?

So his screwdriver, would fit her nut perfectly (not all wells require a digger......

For the tongue-job...... Tungdom is always available.......

The tight passages can only give concern if though small manhood but is bulky, as in meaning has girth. C'mon now Lexusgs430, you know that since the small middleman isnt long enough to hit the spot, then other means and/or improvisation needs to be employed to then hit the G-sp0t nau.

As opposed using tungdom, I prefer and/or advise dental condoms, that you place on the VJ and environ, so you literally can have and eat sex, lol, without passing and/or getting infections

nlPoster:
Open a thread to discuss your obsession with death and dying. Seems you have something on your mind, perhaps people can help you with therapeutical contributions.

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I expected more of you than this pathetic and/or not at all right comment. Smh.

nlPoster:
You seem very tense and anxious.

""Give not that which is holy to the dogs,
nor throw your pearls to the swine;
otherwise they will trample them under their feet
and then turn and attack you."
- Matthew 7:6

You've been gagging for bible verses to check, right? Well, try that Matthew 7:6 above for size then and there are plenty more from where that came

Jeremih1:
Hello nairalanders, I want to know if there is any remedy for a small manhood, or any perfect pill that increases a small penis. Thank u

The remedy for a small manhood, is simply overcome the psychological feeling you have about having a small manhood, then you'll need and find someone, who will love you for who you are, and not for who they want you to be

Now, as for the other question, there is no such thing as perfect pill that increases a small penis. Everything out there are shams.

dealhunter:
take Viagra and thank me later.... Viagra can be found at any big pharmacy.... Its sold at 3k,and contains 30 capsule!.... Its will give you long, lasting sex and increasing penis size!...no side effect... D only side effect is that ur penis will go back to it's original size after like 3months if you stop d medication/
Viagra.com

Are you aware that viagra can cause serious side effects and negative interactions when used along with prescription drugs, common over-the-counter medications and even natural supplements.

wesley80:
Professor. I hail o!

Professor should know better than encouraging self-medication

fibonacci07:
someone suggests that you buy a magnifying lens....it will do the magic..

I couldnt agree more to the suggestion.

sharone21:
Marry a woman that doesn't care about the size.

This too, is another short and very good suggestion.

Lexusgs430:
It's not about the size, it's how you use it...... If dick fails, try tongue or fingers .........

To be fair, penis size, somewhat can matter but it really isnt, the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog, so Jeremih1, I'll say, it's not what you've got, it's how, along with other bedroom techniques, you make it work. Wish you best of good wishes.

PS: If you'll be using tongue and/or dental dam condoms, I wouldnt, if you have periodontal disease(s) and/or cuts in your mouth, subscribe to Lexusgs430's suggestion to try tongue, lol.

nlPoster:
Since Adam and Eve remained alive after God told them they would surely die if they ate the fruit (they actually lived longer than almost everybody after them), what exactly can we infer from the story? I would like people's opinions

MuttleyLaff:
OK, here's the thing, the "surely" first keyword, is all about guaranteeing something. It is God, with a strong sense of certainty, lol, giving His word about/over something, while the "die" second keyword, is the something, it's what being guaranteed that will happen if/when the fruit of the TKGE is taken to eat.

Yes, in the original Hebrew text, where and/or when God said, "... thou shall surely die", The "surely die" comment, has the meaning, translated as "slow death", lol, and the meaning, conveys, a sense and reality of gradually ceasing to be, lol. It is, as it were, merely stating emphatically and/or publicly, that A&E , the moment after eating, will have a fading and/or die away existence, lol.

Now, true to God's words, the thing He particularly warned Adam about, happened when A&E ate the fruit, though spiritual death, first instantly happened. Oh, for the benefit of nlPoster and others interested, spiritual death, simply means, the departure of man’s spirit from his body, leading to a separation of man and God (i.e. man no longer having "unmetered" contact with God). I digress, back on track, true to God's promise, man did die. He died spiritually death first and physical death, is the end of the "slow death" Adam was told of. After A&E's spiritual death, the process of decline and deterioration kicked in. Everything, over time, will begin going down and/or looking south. At the end of the decline, deterioration, body organ failings, aging etcetera, lol comes and so, we have, an awaiting physical death.

Yep, it surely, as God warned and guaranteed, from spiritual death to physical death, is a slow death, indeed for man, lol. It was a slow, 930 years long, before Adam died, lol. The slow tick, tock, tick, tock, mortality clock came alive and started to tick tock tick tock from after the lunge at the fruit and subsequent eating of it. Thou shalt surely die, essentially is what man truly is putting into practice. Man, the second he is born, is dying. Is having a slow death, just as warned and/or promised will certainly happened, lol

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I did a double take, at your "since Adam and Eve remained alive after God told them they would surely die if they ate the fruit (they actually lived longer than almost everybody after them)," comment then had a boisterous smh A&E laugh at your expense, lol.

Smh, nlPoster, do you know that, the second you are born, you start already dying, erhn, lol?

nlPoster forget for a moment, wanting people's opinion, hmm? Why not let's discuss and/or share facts, erhn, lol?
1/ Do you know that about 300 million cells, die every minute in our bodies, lol?!
2/ nlPoster, do you know that, by the time you finish reading this sentence, 50 million of your cells will have died, lol, hmm?
3/ Why do cells die, lol?
4/ Please mention, one by one, a number of things, you understand is/are associated with death.
5/ Do you agree and/or accept that human beings from the moment he/she is born, starts the "surely die" process (i.e. slowly dying), lol?

nlPoster, this needs a moment of mastication, as in meaning to grind, crush and chew it up, so let's leave it ,at these five questions, for now, lol

PS: nlPoster, the reason why A&E along with others lived so long, as in meaning, actually lived longer than almost everybody after them, was because after A&E opening the "Pandora box", the full force of diseases etcetera, that causes death, werent felt, as it, of course, took some time for such things as that, to emerge and then increase, so this explains the reason for the longevity of Adam and Eve (i.e. A&E) Another crucial point and observation, is the climatic condition. It was favourable during A&E's time but declined after the flood, hence the reason for the shorter life spans during and/or after Noah's period.

budaatum:
God lied!
(Or the record in the Bible is corrupted.)

Neither. Not either God lied or that the record in the Bible is corrupted.

God, in fact, lol, was spot on the money, lol. God was exactly correct and very accurate when He said A&E will "surely die". We all are dying slowly. We are living a fading and/or die away existence, lol. We are gradually coming to an end, lol. In a slow and gradual way, we are achieving the definite result prophesied by God, lol

nlPoster:
Bible verses to check?

Bible verses to check specifically what? What exactly do you want to bible verses to check?

nlPoster:
Everyone's analysis is interesting even if they sound like fictional versions of events.

I can only speak for MuttleyLaff and not everyone else. The explanation(s) that MuttleyLaff, so far had advanced, are counter-intuitive, and this is the reason why you nlPoster, seem to be turning your nose up at it, lol.

BlueAngel444:
this known facta u just dey here dey repeat, den born u with am abi na still person tell u or e be like u dey there.
Ah I wan know o

I wan know why hin come dey gif you sifia pains, that much, you need to know weather den born me witram, abi na still pesin nack me stori, or e be sef, like I bin dey there. Nwanne, even if I wasnt born, wasnt told or I wasnt there, what is to stop me from refering to facts, hmm? Did you not read how Henry Ford formerly pushed his anti-Semitic views and the fact that he later renounced them. Well this is a fact that PrecisionFx is denying and hence why he's asking for credible proof of Henry Ford's apology, lol.

quickberry2:
It's not the fact

You really think so, hmm quickberry2? You really think, it isnt fact(s), erhn? OK, let's put it to the test. Let's see then, what is fact and what is doubtful, lol, hmm?
1/ Give a literal and/or loose translation of what "amọtẹkun" means
2/ When translated to english, what animal is "ẹkun"?
3/ When translated to english, what animal is "amọtẹkun"?
4/ Whats the reason for calling this animal in question "amọtẹkun"?

samtol4:
Well said kindly ignore him ,the devil has captured Sunday Adelaja. He critized all pastors .

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Rule 21: Please spell words correctly when you post, and try to use perfect grammar and punctuation.

princevinco:
Sorry. I will advise that you heed the 21 rule of the forum if you want to reply to any of my posts, please.

princevinco have I in my life ever had a conversation with you? Do I know you princevinco, hmm?

Aheadship:
Another thing to consider is the timing and the instruction. At the time God gave the instruction, it was not his intent that they eat it then. But there was to come a time that man would judge the fallen angels and he would need the knowledge of good and evil to do so. [Only at that time would it become right for man to eat that fruit.

There was only one time to eat or not to eat the fruit of the TKGE. That time was in the garden of Eden. The tree since the eviction of A&E had been destroyed, after serving it's purpose of being formerly centrally placed in open sight place in the garden. This is the reason for its absence in the garden in John's Revelation vision, lol.

budaatum:
And when was that time going to be?

Now, I hope.

The time would have been after the duration of the test.

nlPoster:
Of the date and time, no one knows.

Personally, I know practically nobody who is qualified to judge any other being. Although Nigerians like to believe they are holy enough but nah.

Broadcasting other people's sins do not make you a saint. We tend to be confused here.

The time A&E ate the fruit, was the last hour. Had it been they restrained themselves in the last remaining hour left, they would have successfully sailed through and be given the green light to go ahead and start eat the fruit without incurring any bad effects.

No one is judging anyone here, we are merely jaw-jawing with each other.

quickberry2:
I disagree with u

You can disagree with the facts and truth as much as you like and want to. It won't change anything, lol.

budaatum:
You studied sciences, mut??

Affirmative. I was a sciences GCE student (i.e. Physics, Chemistry, Biology and Agric Science)

budaatum:
Where

Chequered, lol.

I have a chequered "off the rails" study history budaatum, lol. You know how it is budaatum, lol. Chess is the first to blame, I was bunking lectures because of it. Of course, easy to guess the aftermath. Yep, was at Ife first, so it was called in them days, not OAU. I am not going to say more, as I'll be giving too much away about me, lol, I am a shy person, lol, you know. Anyway, after failing my first year at Ife, ended up at another tertiary in Lagos, before then finishing first, then second and third year at two Jand unis, and after went into IT, and
when/where needed, reinventing myself, at each corners, in it, lol. The rest of course, is now history, lol.